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"See the Holy Maiden!"
Facing this pretty girl who suddenly appeared, Lao Yingun and Wu Feihua knelt down without hesitation after recovering their senses.
"Hmph, you two are really good. You dare to break the Yin-Yang life-and-death formation of the Seven Star Gate. After all, it is also a leader-level formation. If you can break it, I invite you to be the leader, okay?"
The old nympho and Wu Feihua pleaded guilty at the same time: "This subordinate is careless and overconfident, and almost caused a catastrophe. Please punish me, my lord!"
"Hmph, forget it, anyway, nothing happened in the end, you two just remember the lesson. Accumulating virtue and doing good deeds is a good thing, but accumulating virtue and doing good deeds beyond one's own capacity is not good."
The two quickly nodded in agreement, and then the old cunt asked, "My lord, why did you come here?"
The girl said: "Of course I was ordered to come here... Someone divination said that something bad might happen here, so he asked me to come over to see the situation, but I don't want it to be you two idiots!"
Wu Feihua explained: "Senior brother and I also did a divination, and found out that there is an astonishing mutation here, so..."
"Hmph, didn't you divination for yourself when divination? Don't think about the fact that there is a change, just rely on whether the two of you can handle it!? Forget it, I won't talk to you, I will tell the rest first. Let’s talk after the magic circle is broken.”
After finishing speaking, the girl had a hurried look on her face, and she raised her legs and walked away, but she was extremely fast, and as soon as she took a step, the person appeared tens of meters away, and in a flash, she was completely invisible.
Just after a while, there was a burst of ghostly crying and howling from a corner of the village, accompanied by a broken black light curtain, which looked creepy.
At this time, the villagers, who had just recovered from the horror of life and death, plucked up their courage and asked, "You two gods, that fairy just now..."
The old prostitute smiled wryly and said: "She is a saint in our religion, with a respected status and immortal skills... If it weren't for the presence of the saint today, all of us would die without a place to die."
After these words were spoken, the villagers looked into the distance with incomparable awe.
"Then, the Holy Maiden is here, we...our one." The village chief Wang Qinian was at a loss, his heart beating wildly.
The old nympho said: "Don't be afraid, the old lady. The saintess has always paid no attention to unnecessary etiquette. Although she sometimes has a quick temper, she is a very warm and kind person. You don't need to pay special attention to her. And the saintess is very busy. , after dealing with the yin and yang life-and-death formation here, that is, half a day, I will probably leave."
"Ah, leaving so soon?" Wang Qinian and others were taken aback, "How dare you!"
In this, on the one hand, it is true that he is reluctant to part with the savior, on the other hand, it is rare for a real god to pass by, if he just let it go, it seems...
The old prostitute sighed, "The saintess has a high status, but she has so many things to do, it's impossible to stay in one place for a long time anyway."
"At least let us thank the saint for saving her life."
The old prostitute still wanted to persuade her again, but Wu Feihua had already put on a bad face: "Eating a meal of local products in your Wangjia Village may mean that there is a Zhangjia Village or Lijia Village in other places that was killed by the Seven Star Gate. You can afford hundreds of people's lives for a single meal!?"
With such a big hat down, no one dared to speak, but at this moment, hearty laughter was heard.
"Haha, how can I leave so quickly? Other people will be responsible for the affairs of other places. Our saint is not a fire brigade. I sent her here to prepare for a long-term battle."
While speaking, the protagonist of this scene finally appeared.
It was a young man with an ordinary appearance, a medium build, and no special features. He looked about seventeen or eighteen years old, but the vicissitudes in his eyes were like those of an old man, which formed a great contrast with the relaxed smile at this time. It is impossible to say his exact age.
who is he? For a while, this became the doubt in the hearts of most villagers.
In fact, this young man was naturally created by Wang Lu in disguise, and this disguise didn't take too much thought.
It is nothing more than changing the shape of the bones a little bit, and then changing the details with makeup skills, at least it is much simpler than being Wang Lu. Moreover, this image will not appear frequently, so it does not need to be refined.
Today's appearance is nothing more than to set off another revolution in this big drama, through layers of progressive techniques, to explode the cool point to the limit, and the group of brainless villagers who exploded are bewildered and at a loss.
This will facilitate the next step of brainwashing.
And Wang Lu's appearance was undoubtedly a success. With a single sentence and a smiling face, he successfully attracted everyone's attention, leaving the villagers at a loss.
However, among the hundreds of people, there is always someone who has a sharper mind and has captured the main point of that sentence just now!
I sent her here...
After realizing the meaning of this sentence, those smart people suddenly felt their eyes go dark, and their world view, which had been hit hard many times, was shaken again! There have been signs of a headshot!
Of course, there are also those whose brains are stubbornly unshakable.
"What are you, dare to talk to the gods like that!?"
This quick-tempered and slow-witted man yelled subconsciously, but just after he yelled, he saw two pairs of cold eyes staring at him—two real gods, Old Yin Stick and Wu Feihua, stared at him desperately, and immediately let him Gudong fell to the ground, and a stream of warm liquid dripped out from between his legs.
It is natural for mere mortals to be scared to pee when they are stimulated with spiritual thoughts by monks of high-level Qi training and low-level foundation building.
After using the fairy tricks, the two of them knelt down on one knee respectfully and respectfully to the young man who floated up, just as the script said.
"See the leader!"
boom!
The kneeling of the old Yin stick and Wu Feihua really scared the villagers, see the leader! This is actually the arrival of the leader!
No matter how ignorant the villagers are, they also know what the word "religious leader" means... For the villagers, it is probably a more terrifying existence than the emperor, it is simply unimaginable.
Since he couldn't imagine it, he could only stand there in a daze. Wang Lu sneered in his heart. They really were a group of fools who deserved to pay the IQ tax. Before, they could be fooled by even the clumsy scam of Qixingmen, but now they are even more powerless when confronted with professional methods.
I despise it in my heart, but Wang Lu still plays realistically with his actor's self-cultivation
"See what, why are there so many rules?" Wang Lu smiled and waved his hands, and the two of them naturally took the pose of "being held up by an invisible force." They stood aside respectfully.
The lifelike performance of Lao Yin stick and Wu Feihua once again shocked the hearts of the villagers and deepened their awe of Wang Lu, the leader.
But the matter is not over yet, because of the previous appearance of a certain saint, the status of the old yin stick and Wu Feihua among the villagers has dropped a lot, so not long after, a certain person who was dealing with the remnants of the yin and yang life and death formation in various places in the village Lady Saint, it's time to make an appearance.
"Hey, leader, why did you come here too? Didn't you say you have something important to deal with
"Isn't this worrying about you? Anyway, it's a leader-level magic circle. If you are killed by the bomb, I will at least come over and burn incense for you."
"Fuck! What's your attitude!?"
"The boss's attitude towards his subordinates is considerate and meticulous... Speaking of which, you didn't kneel down or say hello to me when you saw me recently, which hit me hard. Tell me honestly, do you want to usurp the throne?"
"Turn your sister!" The girl said, still reluctantly gave Wang Lu a salute, but soon added another grimace.
Such conversations full of life interest are naturally for people to watch. Although theoretically speaking, a majestic and solemn leader with a solid and unshakable class division is more suitable for controlling a group of foolish people. Going to this group of amateur actors, I'm afraid it will be self-defeating, at least let the proprietress respectfully bow down to herself, and then wait for the picture to be hung. Secondly, Wang Lu didn't intend to go the way of the regular sect. If he really wanted to go, he might as well use his identity as an old prostitute to cover the Seven Stars Gate, but he really didn't like the Seven Stars Gate. Determined to run a sect, it is a pity for the title of a professional adventurer if there is no new thing. So this time, a big show is going to smash the Seven Stars Gate's deception to pieces.
Then, let these stupid villagers see how powerful the IQ Taxation Bureau is.
As expected, some people's hearts became active when they saw that this fairy leader did not have an unattainable air.
"Several gods..." Wang Qinian once again played his due role as the village head, summoning up the courage to speak for the villagers at critical moments.
However, before he could open his mouth, Wang Lu had already interrupted: "Wangjia Village is a treasured place of geomantic omen. I wandered in the lower world, so I decided that this place is the most suitable place to build a dharma altar. Unfortunately, my time in the lower world is up today, so I have to return to the fairy world. I will come again when the altar needs to be practiced
After speaking, the figure disappeared in a flash, making the old village chief choke in his throat with all kinds of words.
Then Wu Feihua sighed: "Has the leader ascended to the fairy world again?"
The old yin stick nodded lightly, with reverence on his face: "As expected of a person in the fairy world, he comes and goes without a trace, and the dragon sees the head but does not see the end!"
The Holy Maiden was speechless as she listened from the sidelines, and the two of them were too involved in the performance! ? Do you still see the dragon but see the end? Obviously you used the invisibility technique to hide Wang Lu! He is still watching a play by my side now!
However, only by acting realistically can you win people's trust.
Sure enough, Wang Qinian was even more astonished when he heard the words Feisheng Xianjie: "My lord, he is really a fairy!?"
Although as early as the Seven Stars Gate era, the people of Wangjia Village were kind to gods and gods, but they actually knew that they were just monks and had not really become immortals. It's just that even monks are seventeen or eight grades higher than ordinary people, so they courteously flatter them.
But looking at the current posture... There are really immortals! ? But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem too unbelievable.
The abilities of the two gods, Lao Yin stick and Wu Feihua, were already surprising, and the later saintesses were even stronger. In the end, the leader came in person, and even the saints bowed their heads. This progressive relationship, Wang Qinian As long as you turn around in your mind, it is not difficult to come to a conclusion.
If they weren't real gods, how could they convince these Daxiu in front of them
The old prostitute also smiled and said: "Of course the leader is a real god! It's a pity that the leader is in the fairy world, and it takes a long time before he can go down to the world. Every time he goes down to the world, it is not easy to sculpt the body. You can see him, I don't know why The blessings of many lifetimes of cultivation."
The villagers hurriedly echoed and bowed down.
At this time, it was still the old village head, Wang Qinian, who showed his unique wisdom: "Just now, I heard from the leader that Wangjiacun is a treasured place of geomantic omen, I don't know..."
The old yin stick explained: "Heaven and earth are rich in aura, and it is an excellent place to practice. Qixingmen also took a fancy to the aura here, so they set up the yin and yang life and death array, turning the aura into death energy, and then combining it with the vitality of the village... Such a place is rare in the entire Kyushu continent. It is a pity that the Demon Cult of the Seven Stars Gate discovered the treasure land, but only wanted to destroy it in order to sacrifice the magic treasure, how short-sighted it is!"
Naturally, Wang Qinian doesn't know much about the aura of heaven and earth, magic treasures, but he does know that a huge opportunity is right in front of him!
Thinking of what the leader said just now, setting up a Dharma altar and promoting the altar to practice... the old man's heart couldn't stop beating!
Thinking back to the days of Qixingmen, the villagers fawned on those preaching ambassadors and monks in every possible way, and even built a special courtyard, which could only make them stay here for a while and have sex occasionally—of course, everything seems reasonable now, people It was originally planned to blow up the mountain, how could it be possible to stay here for a long time? But if this Wisdom Cult sets up a Dharma altar here, it would be simply...
"Master Immortal, may I ask what is going on about the establishment of the Dharma altar that the leader said just now..."
"The so-called establishment of the Dharma Altar is to condense the dissipated aura of heaven and earth in this place and transform it into things such as panacea and spirit stones, which are convenient for monks to practice. However, the leader just said casually that the establishment of the Dharma Altar is likely to change the direction of the aura of the place. To affect Feng Shui, at least the consent of the local people is required.”
Of course Wang Qinian agreed, nodding repeatedly: "The immortal is the savior of our whole village, but if you need it, please do whatever you want!"
"In that case... Lady Saint, what do you think?"
How can the saintess look at it, after playing her role, she is already bored: "If you want to fix it, you can fix it."
The old dick was stunned: Why don't you play cards according to common sense, Mrs. Saint! ? The lines in the script are not written like this, you should be more enthusiastic and agitated!
However, the old prostitute is worthy of being a high-level ex-professional fraud gang, and his on-the-spot reaction was very quick: "With the approval of the saint, I must be able to get twice the result with half the effort... Feihua and I will go to prepare the materials first, and come here to set up the altar in two days!"
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