Xiao Tu has never slept so comfortably, that when the alarm clock on the bedside went off, she reached out and tried to press it. As a result, the alarm clock did not touch, but touched something fluffy and round.
Huh? what is this
She closed her eyes, touched and scratched, and finally pulled it twice, and the result...
'Wife, don't pull my hair out anymore. '
With some resentment, Xiao Tu's hands froze. After a while, she quickly opened her eyes, looked at everything in front of her, and blinked twice inconceivably.
At this time, how should the plot of a normal romance novel develop
The heroine lying on the bed quickly retreated to the edge of the bed, folded her arms over her chest, and asked shyly and annoyed: 'You, why are you in my bed? '
So the male protagonist smiled evilly: 'This is your bed? '
The heroine immediately blushed: 'You, you rascal! '
The male protagonist leaned over with a rogue face: 'I just want to rogue you! '
Then everyone can imagine for themselves.
I believe that Young Master Ling must have hoped that the subsequent plot would develop like this. Unfortunately, he picked the right script but not the heroine. When Xiao Tu stared at him for three seconds, something unexpected happened!
She raised her foot, and without saying a word, kicked Ling Chao to the bottom of the bed.
What an amazing picture this is!
Not only Ling Chao was stunned, but Xiao Tu himself was also stunned.
After a short but long silence, Xiao Tu suddenly came to his senses, quickly crawled to the other side of the bed, stuck his head out and said weakly: 'You... are you okay? '
Young Master Ling was lying on his back on the ground, his eyes had never collapsed like this before.
Xiao Tu explained: 'I, I just woke up, but I didn't react... ' This is the habit of martial arts practitioners. Before the head can react, the body first made a defense
Seeing that Ling Chao didn't speak, Xiao Tu became anxious: 'Are you alright? '
'Does it hurt? '
'Hey, Ling Chao! '
It's over, won't you break your brain
Xiao Tu was anxious and crawled off the bed in a hurry. She was wearing a wide nightdress. When she squatted down, the hem couldn't cover her slender legs. The skin inside is delicate and fair, looming with her panicked movements...
Young Master Ling suddenly felt that being thrown was not so bad.
But Xiao Tu didn't care so much. She was very anxious and reached out to pat Ling Chao's face: 'Hey! Ling Chao, speak up! '
He stared, but didn't speak.
'Don't scare me! 'She was so anxious that tears almost fell, 'I won't hold you next time, please speak up! Ling Chao! '
'… '
'What did you say? ' She leaned over, trying to hear what he was saying, and the neckline dropped even lower.
'… '
'what? I didn't get it! ' The body lowered a little bit.
'… '
'You speak louder! 'Ear almost to his lips.
'… '
After struggling like this for more than ten minutes, someone finally saw enough, sat up from the floor, and said calmly: 'I'm fine. '
'what? 'Xiao Tu was stunned, and his face quickly darkened: It's too much to play tricks like you!
She was about to have a seizure, but saw Ling Chao's face suddenly change, and said very seriously, 'But wife, I think your underwear seems to be too small. '
The small universe that was about to explode was just like a basin of cold water, and it was literally doused.
'Should buy a bigger one, you're actually quite secretive... ' Someone nodded with a satisfied expression.
From green to white to red, Xiao Tu's complexion changed drastically, and finally... collapsed: 'Ling Chao, you rascal! ' she shouted, pointing to his nose.
He nodded in agreement: 'It's mainly my wife, you deserve me to be a hooligan. '
Xiao Rabbit: T____T
After being gangstered a few times, the good morning just passed, Xiao Tu packed up his luggage and went back to school, and Ling Chao had already changed his clothes and went to work.
Outside, the gate is ready.
Don't look at his usual silence. In fact, his homework is surprisingly good. Their dormitory occupies the four thrones of the first and second place in the class every semester. Ling Chao and Guan are positive, Wukong and Bajie are counted down.
According to Ling Chao, Guan has a strong ability to control funds, and has always been deeply appreciated by Ye Jun in the company. During this time, the company seems to be planning a new team, and he and Guan may participate.
Xiao Tu doesn't know anything about investment, but she still likes it. After all, Ling Chao has never had any friends since she was a child. Now that she has such a close buddy, she is very happy for Ling Chao.
When dragging the luggage out, Ling Chao was a little worried: 'How about I go to work later and take you back first? '
Just kidding, give you a chance to be a hooligan again? Xiao Tu has deeply realized that it is necessary to prevent fire, theft and rogues at all times, so she shook her head boldly: 'No, you can go to work, I can do it myself! '
Ling Chao didn't insist on going, just instructed her: 'If you're too tired, don't hold on, you can ask the instructor for a leave, you know? 'The military training schedule is very tight. She will leave for the army tonight at the earliest and tomorrow morning at the latest, which means that after this separation, they will not see each other for a month, although it is only a short period of time, But for them who grew up together, it was a long time apart.
Xiao Tu also knows what Ling Chao is worried about, but what should come always comes, it is better to face it happily.
'Yes sir! ' She stood at attention and gave Ling a military salute.
Ling Chao was a little helpless, just as he was about to leave, he suddenly remembered something, turned his head to Guan beside him and said, 'Old Guan, turn around. '
Guan didn't ask anything, and obediently turned his face to the side.
Xiao Tu is wondering, what is Ling Chao doing? Suddenly, the kiss fell.
It turns out that this is the so-called see no evil.
After parting with Ling Chao, Xiao Tu went to the bus stop on the other side to wait for the bus. The bus came after a while. She got on the bus and found a seat by the window. At this time, the bus that Ling Chao was sitting on happened to pass by their bus.
At the moment when the two cars passed by, a question suddenly popped into Xiao Tu's mind: what would it be like not seeing him for a whole month? Suddenly, she felt melancholy in her heart, a little bit of reluctance, a little bit of emptiness, and a little bit of the feeling of speaking.
In this somewhat sad mood, Xiao Tu returned to school.
She dragged her luggage and climbed up to the fourth floor. Before she could reach the door of the bedroom, she heard a long-lost howl coming from a distance. As soon as she heard it, Ni Ersi was going mad again.
Sure enough, as soon as the door was opened, Ni Ersi rushed over and grabbed her.
'Bunny, hurry up! Push me down the stairs! '
Xiao Tu's face full of black lines: 'What's wrong with you? '
'I am not alive! 'She was crying and grimacing, 'The school is simply inhumane, the military training has been held for a month, and no one is allowed to live? The flowers of the motherland cannot stand such devastation! '
'I bother! 'Dong Dong rolled her eyes at her, 'Stop being narcissistic there, where are you still the flowers of the motherland? I think you are the chrysanthemum of the motherland! '
'I am the chrysanthemum of the motherland, and you are the cucumber of the motherland! '
'What happened to the cucumber? Cucumbers are also better than your chrysanthemum! '
As a result, Xiao Tu on the side was successfully struck. T_____T
After finishing the dormitory, it was already afternoon. The academy notified each class to get the uniforms for military training. After getting the uniforms, a military training mobilization meeting was held. At the meeting, the counselors brought the instructors to meet everyone.
Xiao Tu's class was assigned to three rows in a row, led by a small instructor Yang. Although this instructor Yang is small, he looks very energetic, with a flat head and a round face, a pair of big eyes, and he looks a bit like an Astro Boy. It may be the first time he has been surrounded by dozens of girls. After a while, his face It turned red.
'Wow, I found that our soldier brother is cute! ' Dong Dongdong sighed greatly.
Ni Ersi's desperate heart finally gave birth to a glimmer of hope: 'It doesn't seem to be very fierce? '
'Yes, he looks more friendly than the instructor Lin in the fourth row...'
Everyone, you said something, completely ignored the prefix of 'iron arm' in front of Astro Boy, so when I took the bus to the army that afternoon, tragedy happened.
'parking! '
When a group of people were drowsy on the bus, Instructor Yang's loud shout broke the silence of the whole car, and then the whole car was dragged out of the car by him without thinking.
After getting out of the car, Instructor Yang said something to the driver. The busty driver nodded, and then walked back to the car with a smile. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the bus swayed away.
A group of people watched the back of the bus slowly leave their sight, and many people responded.
Huh? This is where
I saw that there were large tracts of farmland all around, except for some low farm houses in the distance, not even the shadow of a single army.
Is it a field army? Xiao Tu wiped his sweat, and then heard Instructor Yang shouting: 'Students, where we are now is ten kilometers away from the training base. '
'what? ten kilometers? 'Everyone exploded the pot all of a sudden, and there were speculations.
'Everyone be quiet! In order to exercise everyone's perseverance and show our combat effectiveness in three consecutive rows, we walked over these ten kilometers! '
'... ' At that moment, the whole class fell silent.
Instructor Yang, you are so cruel! T_____T
You can’t go to the village in front of you, and you can’t go to the store in the back. The drop-off location chosen by Instructor Yang is very awesome.
Take pity on the twenty-three girls in their class, with their luggage in their hands, they walked a full ten kilometers of dirt roads under the sun. After dinner, let the wind blow on the playground...
At that moment, for the first time, the students in three rows in a row had such a profound understanding of what a gap is.
Instructor Yang, you are a real Astro Boy!
At dinner that day, everyone devoured their food and lost their image. Even the aunt in the cafeteria was shocked: 'Now the little girl's appetite is so good? '
'Well what's good? It's just getting started. 'The older aunt next to me is obviously someone from the past.
'Is this not good? You see, they all eat three or four meals. My daughter screamed and died at school after eating two or two meals. '
'It was at school, here, at least six or seven taels. '
'Six seven two! real or fake? '
'You wait and see. '
Sure enough, on the third day of the military training, there was not enough rice in the cafeteria...