One Hundred Ways to Become a God

Chapter 33: My husband is mentally ill

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He Yan decisively canceled the special reminder, changed the remarks, and ignored someone's news, and spent the remaining fifteen minutes of the class with eyes open obediently.

After class, He Yan was about to leave when Omega, who was sitting in front of him, turned around and called him timidly, "...Cousin He Yan."

He Yan took a few glances at him, and recognized the identity of this Omega. This is a cousin in his family, of course, the kind that looks like a thousand li. In the Imperial Military Academy, although the number of Omegas is small, they are divided into small groups. Among them, the group of noble Omega groups centered on He Yan is undoubtedly the most difficult to mess with. It is natural for his little cousin to belong to his family. The land was also divided to He Yan's side. However, he is very timid and doesn't like to cause trouble. Every time He Yan led a group of Omegas to bully his rivals, he would hesitate to speak, and stammered a few times to persuade He Yan, but He Yan was naturally impatient. After cursing a few words, as time passed, he shrank aside and dared not speak.

Unlike Eli, his little cousin is a real bunny.

"Is there something wrong?" He Yan asked.

"That, that," the little rabbit met his gaze and he began to stammer nervously again, as if he was doing something bad, his voice became smaller and smaller: "I, I smell... on you, that alpha... of pheromones Taste it."

He Yan twitched his nose reflexively.

Although His Majesty the Emperor wanted to let the whole empire know that he had been stamped and marked to satisfy his growing possessive desire, but He Yan didn't want to attract so much attention, so he indifferently ignored the melancholy eyes of His Majesty the Emperor. Before coming to school, I sprayed myself with a special spray designed to mask pheromones. So now although he does have the smell of His Majesty's pheromone on his body, but the smell is very faint, and it is estimated that he can only smell a little bit if it is pasted on him. Logically speaking, it is impossible for his little cousin to smell it.

So here comes the question, is his little cousin a dog?

"I've been especially sensitive to alpha pheromones since I was a child," the little cousin's voice became softer under his meaningful gaze, and his eyes gradually turned red, "Yes, I'm sorry... I, I Wrong words."

Wait, is this about to cry? ?

"..." He Yan was a little helpless in his heart, and could only try to make his tone gentler: "It's okay, I'm not angry. Well, let's go have a dessert together?" It's lunch time, and He Yan ate it in the palace in the morning Quite a few, he is not very hungry now, so he actually has no appetite now. I heard that there is a new dessert shop opened on the second floor of the restaurant of the college. I went to eat it at noon today, and it was a simplified version of lunch.

The little rabbit nodded with red eyes, showing a flattered expression, "Thank you, thank you, cousin."

The taste of this new restaurant is really good, but what He Yan didn't expect was that his cousin, who looked soft and cowardly, was eating at a speed that was not in line with his image. My cousin has already eaten a whole piece in two or three bites.

He Yan: "..."

He Yan was afraid that he would not be full, so he ordered some other meals for him, but all of them were quickly wiped out without exception.

The two of them finished a meal of dessert in harmony and friendship. The little rabbit was probably bought by the meal. He completely forgot the bad attitude of the original body towards him before, and became happy again foolishly, expressing his determination to him with a blushing face : "Cousin, don't worry, I will, I will keep a secret for you!"

It seems that he is not timid now.

He Yan thought he was very funny, and was about to tease him a few more words, when the optical brain reminder light on his wrist lighted up silently, He Yan clicked on it, and sure enough it was sent by someone again.

[Retarded: Dear, do you want to eat together at noon? ]

He Yan was about to reply that he had already eaten, when another message was sent quickly

[Mentally retarded: I have booked a restaurant, it is very close to the college, and I will pick you up now. ]

He Yan: "..." He was also very convinced by this wave of self-questioning and self-answering.

[He Yan: No, I just ate. ]

[Mentally retarded: I'm sorry dear, I misremembered your school time. I asked someone to change the time to the evening. Is there any class in the afternoon? ]

[He Yan: There is no class, but I will go back to the dormitory tonight, so you are not allowed to ask for leave without permission. ]

[Mentally retarded: Wronged Baba.jpg]

Their mentally retarded family can even use emoticons... It seems that he, as an emperor, can be said to know people's livelihood very well!

He Yan was in a complicated mood.

However, when he raised his head, his little rabbit cousin's eyes were more complex than his. He was blinking big eyes, his eyes were shining, and there were two big characters of "gossip" that could not be concealed: "Yes, are you my brother-in-law?" ?”

He Yan suddenly felt that his cousin was in need of a beating, so he stretched out his hand and tapped him on the forehead, "If you ask again, I will silence you."

The little rabbit covered his forehead, blushing and looking at him.

Towards the end of the period, even the Imperial Military School, which is known for its strictness, has fewer classes. He Yan has no classes in the afternoon, so after eating and saying goodbye to his strange little cousin, he went straight back to the dormitory, connected to the optical network, and logged in to the virtual network. The mecha practice field, continue to hone your mecha skills.

For more than half a month, after the occasional guidance of "Red Bone" and the accumulation of his own actual combat experience, He Yan's progress has been almost rapid. Now the ID "Yi" has squeezed into the top ten of the rankings. The last one, but it is the most eye-catching one in the top ten, except for the "red bones" who has become a legend in the practice field.

Without him, everyone in the top ten of the rankings has come to this point through continuous failure and improvement. This process is not as simple as it sounds. Except for He Yan, all of these people have gone through It takes several years or even more than ten years of training to stand out among billions of IDs—even if most of them are just ordinary people who come to join in the fun.

Only the freak "Yi" rushed into the top ten queue with an unstoppable momentum in just over half a month.

And it is obvious that "Yi" is still making progress, and no one can predict how far he can go in the end.

He Yan opened the friend list and looked, and found that the only friend in it, "Red Bones", had a dimmed light.

He thought about it, and instead of looking for someone to discuss or practice alone as usual, he opened the search box and entered the word "Ley" in it.

This is also a newcomer, and it has been less than two months since he entered the practice field, but if he clicks on his profile, he will find that this ID has already entered the top 1,000 points in the mecha practice field!

For a rookie who has just entered the practice field, this is undoubtedly a very amazing result.

——Of course, the premise is that you can't compare yourself with "also".

From the name "Ley", it can be seen without difficulty that this person is Eli.

In the practice field, except for ID and battle information, other private information is hidden by default on the basic information page of everyone. Of course, gender is also an item in the private information. So here, it is impossible to tell whether an ID is alpha or Omega.

In the original trajectory, when the ID "Ley" became famous in the practice field, due to the reality that most Omega pilots were not very talented in mecha pilots, few people guessed that such a talented The newcomer will be an Omega, until "Ley" "unintentionally" leaked the word in a chat with a friend, and after admitting that he is a freshman of the Imperial Military Academy, the Imperial Mecha Forum gossip floods the board. Only then did the broad masses of melon eaters keenly analyze his real identity from his ID and other clues, and then they were surprised to find that this was actually an Omega!

So Eli immediately became popular on the mecha forum, and he slapped his favorability in front of the public.

Recalling this passage, He Yan couldn't help silently giving a 100% evaluation of Yi Lai's acting skills in this "inadvertent" drop-off scene.

It's a pity not to enter the showbiz.

However, it is regrettable that since the ID "Yi" appeared, the homepage of the Gossip Irrigation section of the Imperial Mecha Forum has almost been slaughtered by posts discussing this ID. Now, the posts discussing "Lai" are not popular enough , before he could figure out his Omega identity, he was already too sunk to be seen.

He Yan was secretly happy about this for a few minutes, then turned his attention away and went to find someone to discuss. It's just unfortunate that all the invitation applications he sent to the top nine gods on the ranking list were all rejected mercilessly. Practice mode, spent this slightly boring afternoon.

At six o'clock in the evening, He Yan left the school gate and got on an unremarkable small floating boat in a low-key manner.

Under He Yan's strong request, His Majesty the Emperor reluctantly gave up the high-profile plan to send a royal floating boat to pick him up, feeling very wronged in his heart.

The one who came to pick him up was still the housekeeper who sent him back to school in the morning. In this world, the average age of human beings is two hundred and thirty years old. Generally, people do not start to show signs of aging until they are over one hundred and fifty years old. However, this housekeeper's temples have already turned gray, and his face has many wrinkles. Thinking about it, he is not young anymore.

In fact, this steward was left by the late emperor and was loyal to Adrian. In the original track, after Aaron succeeded to the throne, he suspected that Aaron's death had something to do with Aaron, so he was secreted by Aaron. kill.

Facing the kind smile the housekeeper showed him, He Yan also responded with a smile sincerely.

The restaurant His Majesty ordered was indeed very close to the Imperial Military Academy, and the hovercraft arrived at its destination in just five minutes.

Guided by his attendants, He Yan came to a box on the top floor, and received a warm hug from Alpha as soon as he entered the door, "Honey, I miss you so much."

His Majesty the Emperor felt a little aggrieved. After marking his own Omega, he wanted to let the whole world know that this Omega was already his. But his little Omega was very ruthless, not only spraying pheromone masking agent to cover up the smell of his pheromone, but also ordered him to wait for him in the box, not to expose their relationship willfully.

Sensing the little grievance in His Majesty's heart, He Yan stroked his dog's head soothingly, "I miss you very much too."

His Majesty the Emperor immediately held his face and wanted to kiss him.

Just as the kiss was about to fall, His Majesty's face suddenly changed, he let go of his face, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed his hand again, kept sniffing, and finally raised his head with a full face, complaining Said: "You smell of other Omega pheromones!"

He Yan: "..." Maybe it's because he flicked that little rabbit cousin's forehead today, which left a slight smell, but he has washed his hands... I have to say that His Majesty's nose seems to be bigger than his. My cousin's dog nose is even worse.

But, the question is, how the hell does this guy even eat Omega vinegar? ? ?