One Hundred Ways to Become a God

Chapter 96: A guide to feeding ghosts

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The man has an excellent figure, wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. He is like a living model hanger in a clothing store, and he is even taller than those models in height.

He Yan first chose a suit for him.

In any case, as a public official in the underworld, there are always a few decent suits in the wardrobe for work.

He Yan enthusiastically chose suits of various colors and styles for the man, and finally found that although men can wear almost all kinds of suits, the most suitable one is the pure black slim-fit suit without any fancy.

After the man went to the fitting room to change his suit, he chose a silver-gray tie on the tie rack beside him, beckoned to the man, and after the man obediently bent over, he stretched out his hand to tie it on his neckline.

As an admiral, he also attended several formal banquets in the original world, and also helped tie lovers of different identities in previous lives, so he is very skilled in tying ties, which made the other side still hesitating whether to tie them or not. The shopping guide lady who came up to help completely lost her mind.

Because of their posture, their cheeks were very close. Looking at the man's expressionless handsome face, He Yan suddenly asked softly, "Don't you like wearing a tie?"

Although this man has been wearing a formal suit since he met him, but his mouth is open. He Yan has never seen him wearing a tie in a proper manner.

The man's pitch-black eyeballs moved, and his two crow-feather eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he replied in a low voice, "You wear them, I like them."

The corners of He Yan's mouth curled up slightly, the movement of his hands stopped, and he patted his chest like a reward, "Get up and let me have a look."

The man straightened up obediently.

A suit is the most demanding form of clothing for men. Once you wear a slim suit, even a little flaw on your figure will be multiplied and magnified in front of others. But correspondingly, wearing a suit Most men will also automatically wear a layer of hormone boosters. If they can't pick out any flaws, their masculine charm will be multiplied.

The black suit with a simple style was neatly gathered around the waist and abdomen, covering the tight and smooth muscle lines inside the man. A pair of straight long legs were wrapped in cold suit pants, matched with a cold and sharp Eyebrows, just standing there without saying a word, appear cold and abstinent. While people are afraid, they can't help but have a desire to conquer him, so that this seemingly unattainable person can show for himself. expression.

Of course, these are just appearances. Only He Yan, who read countless "files" with him in the middle of the night, knows that this man's subcutaneous nature has nothing to do with the words "cruel" and "abstinence".

After buying the suit, He Yan took the man to the casual wear area for a stroll, and picked out some everyday clothes.

At the beginning, because men tend to look more mature, He Yan chose casual clothes with a more stable style for him, and the effect on the upper body was also very good, but in the process, the man suddenly said that he wanted to try a more youthful style of clothes .

He Yan stared at a set of khaki and white clothes for three seconds, and with his good memory, he recognized that it was exactly the same from head to toe as one of the clothes he asked the shopping guide to pack just now.

"..." He Yan nodded in agreement with complicated emotions. He had just generously stated that he would pay the object, but now that the object called his name and wanted to try on clothes, he had no position to stop him.

The style of that dress was too outlandish, it looked like it was prepared for the student group, and it didn't match the temperament of the man, so when the man walked into the fitting room with the clothes in his hands, He Yan didn't have any expectations of.

But after the man pushed open the door of the fitting room, he decisively wiped out all the worries just now.

To his surprise, the man didn't seem to have much disobedience in wearing this lively youthful style. In an instant, he changed from a successful man in a suit and leather shoes to a cool and handsome young master, although his momentum was slightly weaker than before. But it's easier to focus on that handsome angry face.

It's just a little bit wrong...

He Yan glanced up and down at the man several times, and his eyes finally stopped on his head thoughtfully.

Then he took a few steps forward, stretched his hand into the man's hair, and messed up the neatly gathered hair.

Although Xuan Qi didn't know why, he still stood there peacefully, and even lowered his head cooperatively, letting the young man in front of him play tricks on his head like a prank.

After He Yan unceremoniously completely destroyed his neat hairstyle, he used his five fingers to slightly gather it together so that they would not look too messy.

After finishing all this, he took a step back, and looked at the man from head to toe again, with a satisfied arc on the corner of his mouth, and a hint of complacency in his tone.

"have a look."

When the man just came out of the fitting room, although he was amazing, there was still a slight inconsistency between the neat hairstyle and the outfit on his body, and after He Yan messed up his hair, the inconsistency And also completely disappeared.

The man's thick ink-like hair was longer than that of He Yan who had just trimmed his hair. The bangs covered the brows, and after being scuffed, many of them fell messily on the front of the eyebrows and on the cheeks. The ends are hung loosely behind the ears so as not to appear cluttered.

His complexion was originally fair, but when he was set off by the white khaki clothes on his body, it became even more white. With a slightly messy hairstyle, he looked like a young and promising young master who came out of some family to experience, which made the young A girl's heart beats uncontrollably when she takes a look at it.

Although the shopping guide lady on the side had already left the ranks of the little girls, she couldn't help but stare blankly, and then hurriedly looked away under the warning eyes from the young man.

The man turned his head obediently, saw his own reflection in the mirror, and commented: "It looks good."

In fact, he didn't care much about his external attire before, as long as he didn't lose his manners, the suit he wore all the year round was also based on the common suit style now, and it was transformed with Yin Qi. But now, the only thought in his mind is... as long as the young people like it, it is the most suitable.

He Yan became interested, and picked out a lot of youthful clothes for the man. The posture was even more extreme than when the man chose clothes for him before. In the end, he chose more than 30 suits and regular clothes before he was willing to stop.

Xuan Qi wanted to learn what He Yan did just now and pick out some of them, but He Yan was much tougher than him, and smiled slightly: "I've grown up in the past few years, I bought too much and can't waste it on clothes, you've already set your shape , no matter how much you buy, you can wear it all, understand?"

Reasonable and convincing.

Xuan Qi opened his mouth, and found that facing the young man's sharp gaze, he had no confidence to refute at all, so he had to be silently dragged by the young man to the counter to pay the bill.

Different from casual clothes, the price of suits is very expensive. Even if there are only five or six suits among the thirty or so pieces of clothes, the final calculation is three or four times more expensive than the total price of the clothes the man bought for He Yan.

After seeing the price, the man frowned slightly, and wanted to rush to pay, but thinking of the tough threat from the young man before, he silently suppressed this impulse.

With the strong personality of the young man in their family, if he dared to go back on what he promised, he would definitely be blown up.

It would be a shame if I couldn't read the "dossier" with the young man at night because of this matter.

After swiping the card neatly, seeing that the remaining deposit of hundreds of thousands was reduced by more than half, He Yan did not show the slightest heartache on his face.

Money can be earned again when it is gone, and this feeling of dressing up the object handsomely with one's own hands can really satisfy a man's desire for monopoly.

There are more than 50 pieces of clothes in total, and it is obviously unrealistic for only two people to carry them back by hand. Even if you drive here, it will be inconvenient to squeeze so many clothes. After paying, the shopping guide thought that she could get the commission, and her smile became even sweeter. Looking at the pile of clothes that had been packed, she was very considerate and said that she could send someone to deliver them for free. to home.

Although for the two people who are not normal people, there is no way to transport these clothes back, but since someone is willing to do it for them, they have no reason to refuse.

So He Yan agreed to the proposal without hesitation, wrote down his mobile phone number and the address of the small rental house on the form handed over by the shopping guide lady, calculated the time, and asked them to deliver it at six o'clock in the evening.

After the shopping guide lady saw the address, a look of doubt appeared on her face, and she carefully confirmed it with He Yan again: "Are you sure it is this address?"

If she remembered correctly, the address the young man wrote down was a well-known rental area, where a large number of outsiders who came to this city to earn a living gathered, and the environment was very bad. People who can buy so many expensive clothes without blinking an eye live in such a place

He Yan's expression was calm: "Sure."

Now that the customers have said so, the shopping guide can only suppress the doubts in her heart and say with a smile that she will definitely deliver the clothes on time.

After leaving the clothing store, the two went to buy laptops and mobile phones. There was nothing to worry about. He Yan directly chose the best configuration according to the strategy he had done before. After all, he still relies on the computer to make money now, the better the configuration, the easier it will be for him to work.

Maybe it was because the young man spent a lot of money to buy clothes for himself, but this time Xuan Qi didn't give him a chance to speak. He handed the credit card to the service staff on the side before the young man.

He Yan glanced lightly at him, and made brief eye contact with the man, without expressing any opinion.

After removing the SIM card from the old mobile phone and putting it into a brand new mobile phone, the man put He Yan's old mobile phone into his trouser pocket without any complaints, and prepared to go home with his computer bag in one hand.

Because they were obsessed with changing each other's clothes in the clothing store before, even if the speed of the two is not slow, after buying mobile phones and computers, the clock has already passed four o'clock in the afternoon, and it is time to go home.

It was already 5:30 when we got home, He Yan instructed the man to put his things away, and took his pajamas to take a shower.

Although He Yan didn't sweat much all day with the man, the human-shaped refrigerator, but after running around for so long, the summer clothes are light and thin, and it is inevitable that some dust will be stained on him. He has a little cleanliness. When you come back from the outside, you always have to take a shower before you feel comfortable.

Before entering the bathroom, he deliberately turned his head to the man who was sitting obediently by the bed, but his eyes were bright for some reason, and said: "Be obedient and wait outside."

The man's eyes dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He Yan sneered, and closed the bathroom door mercilessly.

The man sat on the edge of the bed, slowly took off his suit jacket, and put it on the back of a chair beside him. After thinking for a while, he unbuttoned two buttons of his shirt, revealing his deep collarbone and fair and muscular muscles. The smooth chest ensures that the young man can see it as soon as he comes out.

When he saw the bathroom, he couldn't help but think of that night, when his avatar slipped into the bathroom with the young man's resentment and "bathed together", and his Adam's apple couldn't help rolling twice.

In fact, doing it in human form is far less comfortable than using resentment body, but his real body is too big, and the human body is too fragile. The young man broke it. If he really used the body of resentment to have sex with the young man, he would not be sure that he would be able to stay awake under the excessive stimulation. If he did something irreparable under the excitement, he would regret it...

Thinking of this, listening to the sound of dripping water from the bathroom, the man's expression sank unknowingly, until He Yan's cell phone on the table rang suddenly, waking him up from his contemplation.

"Xuan Qi," the voice of the young man calling his name came through the bathroom door with poor sound insulation, with an inexplicable hoarseness: "It should be the clothes deliveryman, pick it up for me."

"good."

The man picked up the brand-new mobile phone from the table, slid his thumb on it, and a young man's voice rang out: "Hello, is this Mr. Han Ziyu?"

The man gave a "huh" indifferently.

The voice of the young man continued: "The clothes you ordered in our store today have been delivered to you, is it convenient for you to open the door now?"

He held up his mobile phone and said "um", he got up from the bed and walked to the door, pressing his hands on the doorknob, but suddenly remembered something, retracted his hand and buttoned the shirt he had unbuttoned before. Opened the door a crack.

There were two young men standing in the narrow corridor outside the door, with clothes bags hanging on their arms, one of them was holding a mobile phone, leaning against his ear with difficulty, seeing him coming out, he hung up the phone with a sigh of relief, politely He smiled gently and said, "Hi, the shopping list and clothes are here, please check if there are any omissions."

After scanning roughly with his eyes, the man knew that there were no omissions, so he directly took all the clothes bags.

The rental house is too small, and once dozens of clothes bags are brought in, they take up half of the room.

The man pulled out all the clothes, folded them in a hurry according to the steps found on the Internet, and stuffed them into the small closet in the house. Then he put the bags together, and caught a little ghost in, giving him some evil spirits For a fee, let it take this garbage away.

As soon as these clothes were arranged, the person taking a bath in the bathroom came out with a body of steam.

The young man was wearing summer pajamas, shorts and shorts, just below the knees, very light and thin, probably after washing his hair, it came out after not much wiping, the tip of the hair was still dripping, and it slid down the neck. The collar is a little wet.

Xuan Qi found a clean towel from the closet, covered the young man's head, and wiped him gently.

The young man sat on the bed with his back to him, showing his white and soft neck, and asked lazily, "Did you come to deliver clothes just now?"

"Well," Xuan Qi said, "it's all in the closet."

The young man's hair was not long, and he used magic to slightly heat the towel, and his black hair became fluffy after only a few minutes of rubbing.

He stretched his hand into the young man's hair and fiddled with it a few times. After confirming that there was no moisture in it, he raised his hand and accurately threw the towel in his hand on the desk. Hold down a few strands of hair.

He Yan raised his eyes and glanced out of the window, then struggled slightly: "Don't make trouble, I'll do something first."

It was only a little after six o'clock, and the sky had not yet turned dark. Going to bed now would be too depraved.

Besides, he really has something to do.

He Yan opened the newly bought laptop and debugged it. He Yan first logged into the hacker forum, planning to take on a few more jobs, adding to his plan to buy a house as soon as possible and put the object in it.

As a result, within two minutes of going online, he received a message from a friend.

A man with a cat: The boss is finally online on QAQ! ! !

Darkness: Hmm.

A man with a cat: take the job? take the job? There is a big ticket here, if you think about it, I will send you an email

Black lacquer: hair.

After the courtship was rejected, the man was like a heavy back spirit, with long arms wrapping around the young man's thin waist, his muscular chest looming on the young man's back, his chin resting on his shoulder, looking down following his series of actions.

He looked at He Yan's ID name on the screen, a trace of confusion appeared in his eyes, he tilted his head, rubbed the tip of his tall nose coquettishly against his ear, and asked cautiously, "What is the meaning of this ID?"

He Yan: "Look in the mirror."

The expression on Xuan Qi's face became even more confused: "...?"

The young man thinks he looks dark

But no matter from which angle you look at it, he can't be considered "black", even there, he's not black...

Does the subject like darker ones

Thinking of this, he unconsciously tightened his arms around the young man's waist.

If the subject likes it, he can actually make his skin color darker, well, of course, there is also...

However, the young man's next sentence interrupted his crooked thinking: "Take off the human skin and then shine."

The man froze for a moment, and after realizing the meaning of the young man's words, he couldn't help but kissed the young man's side face heavily.

Isn't it his body without the human skin? His body is a mass of pitch-black resentment, the kind that couldn't be darker... After realizing the meaning behind the youth ID, the man couldn't help but feel his ears burn when he saw the three words on the screen.

The young man's head was tilted by his kiss, and he stopped him dumbfoundingly: "Stop making trouble, good boy, I'll accompany you later."

The employer's email had already been sent. He Yan logged into the anonymous mailbox, checked the requirements and remuneration in the email, and decided to accept the job with pleasure.

Although the work this time is a bit more complicated, the reward is also very considerable. If it is done, it will definitely be more than enough to pay a down payment for the house that will be used to support the object in the future.

The status of his object is definitely not something an ordinary apartment can afford, and at least a small villa is required, and the down payment is also very scary.

Moreover, the price this person gave was a bit higher than the average price on the hacker forum, probably because his production speed was relatively fast. For their business, time is often money, so He Yan is very satisfied with his knowledge.

Black lacquer: Accepted.

A man with a cat: Thank you boss, boss, do it slowly, it will come out within a week!

Darkness: Good.

In fact, normally, this is a two-week job, but He Yan expects to finish it in two days, which is far from the one-week time limit, so it doesn't matter if the time is tight.

The man leaned on his shoulder, quietly looked at their chat records for a long time, and suddenly said in a muffled voice: "I have money." So you don't have to work so hard to make money.

At any rate, he has lived countless years, not to mention other things, but his "collection", if they are all exchanged for the wealth of this world, it will be an unimaginable amount.

In addition to these, they are also paid in hell. He has been the director of the ghost prison for so many years, and the salary he has accumulated is extremely considerable, which can fully meet all the material needs of young people.

To this, He Yan replied without looking back: "I know, but I earn money to support you."

After a pause, he added in a low voice: "Of course, in the same way, your money is also used to support me. Do you have any objections?"

Hearing this, the man froze for a moment, then hugged him tighter, buried his face in his neck and dawdled, after a while he said in a hoarse voice: "No, no, it's all yours."

He Yan's neck was itchy from being rubbed by him, he shrunk his neck slightly, exited the hacker forum, and logged into the metaphysics forum.

According to the usual efficiency of the Ghost Prison Division, the punishment announcement for Fu Shanming's case should have come out by this time.

Although he has never been a gossip person, this case was handled by him and his partner personally, so we should pay attention to it both emotionally and rationally.

Sure enough, when he entered the metaphysics forum, He Yan saw a yellow post floating on the top page.

Posts in the forum category are all marked red, while announcements are all marked yellow, and will be moved to the announcements section after three months of manual pinning on the homepage.

The title is very concise and to the point, fully in line with the Ghost Prison Secretary's usual frigid style: "Announcement on the Punishment of Fu Shanming's Serious Violation of the Ghost Prison Division's Criminal Law"

Poster: [Administrator] Ghost Prison Division Public Relations Department

The time of posting was exactly four o'clock this afternoon, and they were still wandering around the computer city at that time.

Below the posting time, there is a line of small gray characters, representing the number of replies.

He Yanshun glanced at it: 16689.

Wait... sixteen thousand? ? ?

According to the traffic of the metaphysics forum, it has only been a few hours, the amount of replies is too amazing, isn't it

Although compared with other departments, it is indeed rare for the Ghost Prison Secretary to issue an announcement in a century, but it is not like there have been similar announcements before, and the highest number of replies did not exceed 10,000. What is going on today

When He Yan went in in a daze, read the main post carefully, and finally understood the reason for the explosion of replies.

The content of the punishment announcement is all normal. According to the regulations of the Ghost Prison Division, Fu Shanming's crime this time is extremely bad. penalty.

Although the sentence was a bit harsh, but thinking of the things he did, he directly attacked Commander Yin, which was equivalent to stepping on the face of the prisoner ghost, so there was nothing wrong with these sentences.

What really caused a sensation was the signature of the handler of this punishment notice.

The rules of the Ghost Prison are strict, and this strictness is not only for the ghosts being tried, but also thoroughly implemented in its internal management. Every case handled by the Ghost Prison Division must be meticulously recorded in the dossier, including the position and name of the yin official who judged the case, so that it will be easier to pursue responsibility if there is an accident afterwards.

And at the end of this punishment announcement, just like the usual practice of the Ghost Prison Division, it marked the position and name of the handler.

- Director of the Ghost Prison Department, Xuan Qi.