One Hundred Ways to Satisfy Your Beloved Wife

Chapter 613: 611 Mr. Qin’s midlife crisis

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Someone suddenly appeared in the evening, which startled Ben.

At first he saw a figure in the distance and thought it was an illusion. This was the depths of the desert. Let alone people, there were few camels.

Not to mention that they were walking in the direction where the sun was setting, so the light was dazzling.

Yet it was close.

Only then did he realize that it was really a person!

Half of his body was buried in the soil, and his black and yellow skin almost blended into the earth.

Fortunately, the car stopped...

The man fell to the ground flatly.

"Damn it! I've even come across this place, you're so dedicated!"

After witnessing the man falling to the ground, Leng Snow jumped out of the car while complaining.

Ben followed closely, holding a weapon and cautiously approaching the people on the ground.

After hearing what Leng Snow said, he checked the trip recording instrument again and confirmed that the equipment was operating well...

Although the money is not bad, it would be better to have less things to do!

and...

This man seemed to have bumped into him by himself, and the magic rod in his hand even wiped off a large piece of paint on the car hood!

"Brother...it's dark, get up!"

Ben must be cautious and cautious, while Leng Snow is leisurely and ruthless.

Holding the snacks he had received from Rao Rao, he walked up to the unconscious man and patted him hard on the shoulder.

"Hmm...the muscles are pretty good."

The man who fell to the ground was wearing a standard African fashion suit, with a rag on his head and an animal skin around his waist.

It’s not that the big brothers in Africa are all poor, it’s just that the rich old chiefs are like this. They wear gold jewelry all over their bodies, with totems of various tribes painted on them. They have big gold bars coiled around their waists, and two stars dangling below. Big waist.

Not to mention how energetic I am when I walk.

By tribal standards, the comatose man was poor.

He only had a Buddhist amulet hanging around his neck, and there was nothing around his neck and waist.

It can't be said that there is nothing. There is a large gold statue next to him. The dark gold demon-suppressing pole has its own luminous special effects. Buling buling...

"It's not bad for money." The official complained about Disnuo's younger brother once again going online.

He thought for a moment and reached out his hand.

However... when he picked up the magic pole that was standing aside, his carefree temperament disappeared instantly...

"Damn! What is this thing? It's so heavy!"

"Of course it's gold."

"Is it pure gold? Are you crazy?" Leng Snow picked it up again, but his wrist felt a little swollen and painful.

No wonder the bald man on the ground looks thin but has so much muscle on his body.

Most people really can't carry this thing.

Seeing Leng Snow's face cramping, Ben came over curiously.

After this move, his expression suddenly changed, and his face became more serious towards the person lying on the ground.

It's just that neither of them is a doctor, and the person still didn't wake up after a few times.

But looking left and right, there wasn't a single wound on this man's body.

Just as the two were hesitating whether to bury the person or not, Qin Chen's voice came from the car, asking them to carry the person into the car.

It turns out that the sudden stop just now also woke up Rao Rao from his sleep.

Looking at Rao Rao, touching his wrist and taking out the silver needle, Leng Snow shrank instinctively, and then he remembered that this girl was a doctor by profession, but he saw that he was using it in the right place.

However, what surprised him was that Rao Rao only touched his wrist and eyelids without injecting the needle.

"Does he mean he's hopeless?" Leng Snow was curious.

"Of course not." Rao Rao rolled her eyes at him and yawned helplessly: "He's fainted from hunger. Just go to the trunk and get a nutritional injection and give him one."

"Oh, yes, give her some water later, and now wipe her mouth with a cotton swab."

Leng Snow nodded instinctively, turned around and stepped forward, then suddenly stopped: "That's not right, what are you doing?" His eyes widened.

"Sleep." Rao Rao's eyes widened!

"Aren't you a doctor?"

"Yes, but aren't the nurses and brothers usually doing the work?" Rao Rao blinked innocently and walked towards the room, leaving only his handsome back.

Leng Snow stood there, feeling tight in his chest.

However, his eldest brother still looked at him with an expectant look, which could be described as pain and happiness. Three seconds later, he still had no choice but to go to the trunk to get something.

Although he is not a doctor, small things like injecting fluids and bandaging wounds are also necessary skills for the heirs of the black network. After all, no one can guarantee that emergencies will not occur, especially when walking outside.

After a nutritional injection, Leng Snow wanted to run away, but Ben was still driving, and he was the only labor force.

Helpless, he had no choice but to go and fetch a basin of water, dipped a towel in it, and wiped it vigorously on the unconscious bald face.

Not to mention, after wiping off the dust, the bald face is still very white and tender.

There is such a pretty boy in the desert

"Snow! I am a monk, so don't judge me like this." Qin Chen said deliberately in a deep voice.

"Why do monks go to such a ghost place?"

"Is he the legendary ascetic?"

While he was thinking, he looked at the bald man's shoes. After a closer look, he realized that this man actually didn't wear shoes. There was a thick layer of calluses and blisters on the light brown soles of his feet.

"Oh my god, this is a perversion!" Leng Snow couldn't help but exclaimed. The highest daytime temperature in the desert can reach almost 40 to 50 degrees, not to mention that sand absorbs heat. He felt uncomfortable walking in thick-soled shoes for a long time, and this man was actually barefoot.

"The world is so big and full of wonders." Qin Chen's cold voice suppressed his shouting brother.

His dark eyes shone with surprise and a bit of inquiry, but he didn't show it, after all, his brother was easily offended.

It's strange to say that he has never liked people who are too noisy, but recently, for some reason, he desperately hopes that his wife can be a little noisy, act cute at home, and even quarrel with her. This is why he doesn't care this time. I bring this big sparkling light bulb, Cold Snow, wherever I go, just to make it more lively.

Is it because you are older

I am beginning to enter my mid-life crisis.

Thinking of this, Qin Chen felt a little panicked. He thought about it and found that many people like to ask questions on Zhihu, and there are many experienced bloggers who can answer them.

Of course, the one with the most people is the scarf, but there are also a lot of trolls there.

Although the elderly are not so grumpy, as a pseudo-hacker with advanced electronic skills, when he encounters a troll, he can't help but attack him and hack him directly! Cut off his network cable! Cut off his electricity!

Yes, he is a civilized and good citizen, and swearing and other things are just too cheap.

When he was in a good mood, he would also check the criminal records of these trolls and report them if there was anything illegal. If someone doesn't go to school and plays games all day long, their game account will be blocked directly.

Looking at his daughter-in-law, who was still awake, Qin Chen turned on the computer. With his brother's chattering music as the background, he opened Zhihu, registered a new account, and posted questions.

[What should a man do if he falls into a mid-life crisis? For accurate responses, please ask 8888 for a fee]

Seeing that his question had been approved, Qin Chen closed the computer, took a photo of Leng Snow, who was so idle that his hair almost grew, and took a look at the sky outside.

It's still early to go to bed now, why not go out and practice

Leng Snow was startled and instinctively wanted to resist being beaten.

However, his eyes rolled. Those things a man does consume a lot of energy. If he drains his brother dry now, wouldn't it mean that they can't do shameful things at night

Thinking of this, Leng Snow nodded immediately.

Unless he dies, he will never give up on his brother!

But he didn't know that his oath would soon be overturned one day in the future, and the person who overthrew it was himself, a slap in the face that was unnecessary and unnecessary.

. . .

Because she was sleeping during the day, Rao Rao woke up not long after Qin Chen went out.

Looking at the pale face of the young monk lying on the sofa, Rao Rao couldn't help but burst with love. She picked up the young monk next to her and lightly dipped it in water and applied it on his lips.

He looks really good. This skin is also good, it looks like he is less than 20 years old.

"You... who are you?"

"Oh no, are you a goddess?"

"I finally found you!"

Suddenly, the man who was lying motionless on the bed woke up.

A blue light bloomed in front of Rao Rao's eyes, as clean as the sky.

This light is exactly the little monk's eyes.

If his appearance is rated at seven points with his eyes closed, then the appearance of the little monk with his eyes open can be rated at nine points. The one point deducted is because he is still young and his facial features are not fully unfolded. If they are really unfolded, , Rao Rao can conclude that he will definitely be more enchanting than brother Snow outside.

No, bah bah,

He is a monk, how can he use the word enchanting.

"Are you a saint?"

The little monk was very excited. Without waiting for Rao Rao to speak, he climbed up from the ground and muttered to the sky.

He spoke in ancient Egyptian. Rao Rao could understand his ordinary conversation, but she couldn't understand what he was talking about.

But it seemed like he thought he was someone.

Seeing that the young monk was excited when he saw it, he didn't rush to deny it.

Listening to the occasional cooing sounds during prayer, he glanced at the little monk's shriveled belly, opened the refrigerator, took a glance, took out two eggs and spring onions, and made it in a few minutes. Bowl of noodles.

"You must be very hungry. Let's eat it first."

"You must have been hungry for a few days, so I didn't put any oil in. Don't think it's too light." Rao Rao replied in the same pure Egyptian language.

"ah!"

This familiar voice! She must be the one she is looking for! The little monk shouted exaggeratedly again.

He was very excited and said some strange words, which seemed to be blessings and thanks.

His pious look made Rao Rao infected and her heart became softer.

"Okay, you eat first, and then we'll talk after you finish."

"By the way, your hat is dirty. If you must wear it, then wear this first."

Rao Rao said, and playfully put the green frog hat she was going to give to Snow's brother on the little monk's bare forehead. Not to mention, it was really cute. Like a porcelain doll. It's just... wouldn't it be bad to be green at a young age