One Piece – Thundergod Marine

Chapter 791: The lifespan of European catfish is extremely long!

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The afterglow of dusk fell on his face through the window curtains. Inside the mosquito net, a handsome young man rubbed his eyes, opened his eyes, and looked at the sun outside the window unhappily.

“Really, I didn’t decide on the location when I bought the house, the angle was too bad!”

Turning over, the boy prepared to continue sleeping, but soon there was a knock on the door.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

"Ron, I know you are at home, come out quickly!"

"You agreed to accompany me to buy a new px4, don't even think about running away!"

"Open the door, open the door, don't think you are hiding in there and making no noise, I know you are at home!"

The sound was okay at first, but then the audio of Aunt Xue, who was brainwashed by ghost beasts, was played over and over again, and it was like a demonic sound filling the brain.

Click!

A cross appeared on the boy's forehead, and he stood up unhappily: "Shut up, you bastard! Are you a woman going to the toilet? Why do you have to drag someone with you?!"

"I don't care. You agreed to go with me. What if my father asks me if I go alone? This is the New Year's money that I have worked hard to save for several years!"

After saying that, the man's voice suddenly turned resentful.

"I used to call her Xiao Tiantian when I was playing PX3 at my house. Now that we are new and old, we call her Mrs. Niu... Wow, you have no conscience, you pure yang scumbag!"

"Damn yellow chicken, Chunyang has eaten your rice?!"

Ron threw a pillow and hit it on the door.

Ten minutes later, under the afterglow of the setting sun, two teenagers were walking on the sidewalk under the shade of trees.

Ron opened his mouth wide and slapped him, put his hands behind his head, and pouted at the expectant short-haired boy next to him.

"You know that the so-called new game console will be obsolete in a few years, but you still want to buy it on the launch day when the price is so expensive... What should I say? You are indeed a yellow chicken, people are stupid and have too much money?"

"Tch, it sounds like you have spent rationally! It's better to buy a second-hand house at the original price than others. Although it is normal for an old man to pass away at home, and the house is less than a year old, you are not afraid of panic?"

"Haha, I bought a house with full payment when I was 16."

"I was playing a tauren warrior and was bullied by a mage. I went back to the guild to find someone to hug my opponent, but both of them died. So I went out to the studio to surround the opponent. It cost 700 yuan. After killing the opponent once, he was offline!"

"Haha, I bought a house with full payment when I was 16."

"I spent tens of thousands of yuan to go to X continent for adventure, but ended up staying one night because there were too many mosquitoes. The team in charge was dumbfounded."

"Haha, I bought a house with full payment when I was 16."

Young man: "..."

"Can we not mention buying a house? Your guardian is my father, and we are also a family after all."

"Oh, then you admit that you are stupid and rich..."

Young man: "..."

This day, it’s pretty much chatting to death.

"Two handsome guys, our new store is open for trial operation today. If you spend over 50 yuan, you can receive raffle tickets and win a grand prize of 10,000 yuan!"

Suddenly, next to a dessert shop on the street, the sweet voice of a young lady attracted their attention.

Uh-huh!

The two turned their heads at the same time, but the difference was that the boy named Ron had a playful look on his face, while the other boy had a look of horror and resistance.

At the same time, it was accompanied by a little sympathy, which made the young lady soliciting customers extremely confused.

"Is there really a grand prize of 10,000 yuan? Isn't it some kind of item reward or consumption coupon?"

"Of course... of course."

The young lady laughed inexplicably nervously, but out of a serious and responsible attitude towards her work, she quickly replied: "It's almost the Chinese New Year, and the big red envelopes given by the boss are 100% real money!"

"That's good."

ten minutes later…

"Huan...welcome to visit us next time!"

Under the nervous gazes of several clerks and the store owner, the two men walked out pushing a mountain bike.

Ron was silent for a while, then turned around and said, "Do you want this second-prize bicycle? I'm going to get a driver's license when I become an adult and buy a car directly. I won't use it."

"Shut up, you damn European Emperor! The lifespan of an European catfish is extremely short!"

"In fact, the lifespan of European catfish is extremely long, up to more than 100 years... The reason why this sentence has become a meme is because it is inconsistent with the facts, and it makes people laugh."

"Shut up, I don't need you to explain it so clearly!"

As the sun set, the young man's tears filled with sadness floated in the air, and his figure running against the wind was so dazzling.

Faintly, a cheerful (confident) BGM sounded.

Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, lemon fruit under the lemon tree... just me! ! !

European catfish

Yes, that's right.

In the eyes of others, I am probably the European bastard among humans.

Pushing his bicycle, a young man named Ron took a break, opened the red envelope containing 10,000 yuan in cash, threw it into the trash can, and looked at the sunset.

In the art class of the second grade of elementary school, the pattern that was randomly splashed on the paper was noticed by the art master who came to the school, and he spent 100,000 to buy and collect it; because he did not listen to the class, he randomly threw the eraser to pick the answer in the exam, and got the first place in the school; went out to eat , accidentally became the 9999th customer, and got a free ticket for the whole year; I picked up an expired lottery ticket on the ground, and because I was bored, I bought the same numbers this time, and won the first prize.

There are many such things, such as the bicycle in hand and the 10,000 cash in my pocket.

All in all, my life is going smoothly and all my dreams come true.

but…

"This is not the life I want! I want a little challenge to make myself feel alive!"

"What?"

The boy who was waiting for the sales lady to confirm his order turned back: "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, summer insects cannot speak of ice..."

Ron shook his head and took out the banknotes in his pocket: "Two of them, I'll pay for them, you're welcome."

"I didn't intend to thank you either, okay?! Don't think I'm going to pay you back, you bastard!!"

At this time, the salesperson heard this and suddenly turned his head in surprise: "Handsome, are you sure you want two?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

The saleswoman turned around and communicated with a man in a neat suit for a moment, and then said with a smile.

"Congratulations, handsome guy!"

"Due to the cooperative relationship, our store will prepare a collector's edition gift package for the first, one hundred, one thousand and ten thousand customers who purchase px4 game consoles, which not only includes all the game discs that have been online as of the release date, but also Customized appearance and handle are available, completely free!”

"The one you want happens to be the 1,000th one sold by our store, so congratulations!! Please come with me and I will help you register and receive it... If possible, can we take a photo to commemorate it?"

Ron: "...1000."

Young man: "...999?"

The sky is getting dark, and there is a bustling metropolis.

Pushing his bicycle and standing in front of the traffic light, Ron thought for a moment: "Actually, that's how it is, right? The first game console that was sold for over 5,000 by scalpers can actually be purchased in stock. This fact itself reveals that it is abnormal... Hey, you Are you listening? Moxi Moxi?”

"Don't pay attention to me, I want to be quiet."

The young man walked forward with a gray face.

"...But it's a red light now. The teacher didn't tell you, but..."

Speaking of this, Ron's eyes suddenly widened: "Be careful!!!"

Bang! !

"Ah!!! I hit someone!!!"

Crash sounds and screams sounded at the same time in this cool night, accompanied by falling snowflakes.

A few days later…

"Why are you crying? Isn't this dead? I'm a squid, a squid with an extremely long lifespan!"

On the white hospital bed, Ron opened his eyes weakly and grinned.

"Because... because..."

The young man was crying and wiping his tears, his voice was choked and he could not speak.

Outside the ward, a haggard-looking middle-aged man stared with red eyes and grabbed the doctor's shoulder.

"Impossible! That child has been very lucky since he was a child. How can something like this happen!"

“Sorry, but trust the science!”

The doctor endured the pain on his shoulder and comforted him: "In fact, this is the first time we have encountered such a variety of cancers concentrated in one person. It is unprecedented in the medical field. This brings great risks to the treatment. We... "

After a pause, the doctor said those helpless words: "I will try my best."

…(free word count)…

This chapter is not an extra chapter, it is a small chapter to make up for the previous chapter and to adjust the chapter taking into account the mood of the viewers. After all, I feel that this paragraph kills Garp, and I still have a lot of feelings.