Click!
"Damn, finally out of the ground."
Wang Feng pushed away a cement board and sat panting on the ruins. He was so lucky that he happened to run to the place where two buildings collided with each other and collapsed. After the two buildings collided, they were deadlocked and formed a "human" shape. And he happens to be under the crotch of "人", that is, the I under the character "人" (well, why do I feel this description is weird).
After the explosion calmed down, he immediately scraped off the gravel and soil and climbed out from the ground.
"Lucky, so lucky. Fortunately, I have time traveled to the king who is known to have full luck. If I had time traveled to someone else, I would probably be dead. I have to say that time travel is really a technical job."
After the disaster, he wiped a handful of cold sweat and raised his head to look for a way out. However, he was shocked to find in front of him a Piccolo Demon King who was more than ten meters tall and had paid for a new skin. He was immediately frightened and stood still. When he moved, his chest suddenly made a beating sound like an engine.
"Huh? That's... Saitama?"
He stood still for a while, and his eyes were suddenly attracted by the bald head that was as bright as a beacon, "Damn it, Saitama is here, so this weirdo is... the vaccine man?"
His eyes lit up, and he finally recalled the comics he had read. He remembered that in the comics, the Demon King Piccolo, who looked awesome and had a different skin, was beaten to death by Saitama's punch a moment later. Horrible.
Haha, I have collected monster cards above the ghost level.
He was overjoyed. He was going to get a big deal this time. He usually relied on his own strength, not to mention the ghost level, even the wolf level. It was difficult to collect cards. Now he came to City A and picked up whatever he wanted. A card above the ghost level, the surprise came too suddenly.
Oh no, it should be said that the only way to make money is to follow the bald guy.
Excited, he couldn't wait to collect the cards, but the weirdo kept talking about a lot of settings that he didn't understand, but he just wouldn't start.
In a fit of anger, he immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "Hey, Baldhead..." He didn't even address Saitama, which showed how anxious he was.
The body of the vaccine man grew bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a ferocious beast with sharp teeth and claws, as ferocious as a ghost. "You humans are really stupid. It seems that I can only... let humans be destroyed..."
"Huh? You said I'm bald?"
Saitama, who was originally listening to the vaccine man's story with a cute look on his face, immediately made a "well" character appear on his forehead after hearing the word "bald". He changed from a cute state to a rampage mode, and tightened his fists with red gloves. , suddenly gave an uppercut.
"Unforgivable!?"
boom!
There was a sound of flesh exploding, and the arrogant Vaccine Man instantly turned into minced meat. Its minced meat was scattered everywhere on the ruins, which was very disgusting.
(Vaccine man: MMP, what does it have to do with me?)
"Ding, there are convertible cards nearby, please host to convert them!" The system popped up prompts on time.
"Well… "
Wang Feng saw Saitama hit him angrily because he mistook the vaccine man for calling him "bald", and immediately swallowed the rest of his words, fearing that Saitama would find out that he was the one who actually called him "bald."
"I'm bald to begin with, so let's not let anyone tell me." He muttered in a low voice, covering his head with a headache: "It's over, I originally planned to go to Z City to seek refuge with Saitama, but don't think about it now. If he recognizes his voice, what will happen? I know if he will give me a hard... punch to the bald head, my small body can't withstand it, forget it, let's stay in M City for now, at least it's safe."
"Eh? Where is Saitama?"
When he came back to his senses from his random thoughts, Saitama had disappeared without a trace, leaving only a pile of rotten meat and a comatose... little girl
ha? little girl
Wang Feng was speechless. Saitama was too careless and casually dumped the unconscious little girl in the ruins. What if he encounters a monster
Fortunately, my good uncle is still here!
He jumped out of the ruins, quickly rushed to the little girl's side, picked up the little girl, gently wiped the little girl's cute face, and wiped the dust off her face.
call out!
At this time, a green light wave flashed in the sky and stopped above Wang Feng's head.
"King?"
A proud lolita voice came out.
"Um?"
Wang Feng frowned and raised his head in confusion, only to see a petite little girl with green curly hair standing above his head. What made him nosebleed was that the little girl was wearing a slit cheongsam. There was no cover underneath, and when he raised his head, he had a clear view of the bottom.
"Um... little girl, is your family very poor? Why are you dressed in such rags? Even... ahem, no, you... are you a trembling tornado?"
He reacted for a while, and finally recognized the trembling Tatsumaki. He was really frightened just now, with such obvious characteristics - superpower, green curly haired lolita, naked... Ahem, he didn't recognize it immediately. Tornado.
"Did you kill the weirdo? Huh, who let you waste your energy in vain?" The trembling Tatsumaki glanced at the vaccine man who had become minced meat, inserted his waist and asked angrily.
"ha?"
Wang Feng was confused about Tornado's attitude. When did he provoke her
Click! Click!
At this moment, the sound of eggshells breaking came from the Vaccine Man's body.
"Huh? What's the sound?"
He ignored the tornado and looked curiously at the pile of bloody minced meat.
Gulu gulu!
An egg stained with dark blue blood and slightly larger than a basketball rolled down. The egg was covered with cracks. These cracks were in the shape of a spider web and were constantly expanding and extending, as if a small life was about to burst from the inside. Come out of the shell.
"Hey, are you listening to me seriously? You damn golden retriever, you actually ignore me like this. I want to fight with you. How can you waste your strength here? Even if I win you , no one will be convinced..."
Tatsumaki said something incomprehensible angrily, but Wang Fengli ignored it and stared at the balls with interest.
"Ding, there are convertible cards nearby, host, please go and convert them!" The system's prompt sound is so annoying. As long as he doesn't complete the conversion, it will keep reminding him.
Click! Click! Bo!
A slight sound of breaking the eggshell rippled through the silence, and a thin mushroom-like snail tentacle emerged from the broken eggshell. At the same time, the dark blue skin was also revealed.
"Huh? Could it be the little vaccine man?"
Wang Feng's eyes lit up. If it was really a little vaccine person, an impulse to adopt him instantly arose in his heart. What? Is it a weirdo? First, although it is rare for humans to adopt weirdos, there are many such situations. For example, many high-ranking officials in the Hero Association keep weirdos as pets. Another example is the Genos Takoyaki shop in the Future Evolution House, where the mosquito girl and the armored gorilla are the same. As a store clerk, he entertains customers, so his adoption of weirdos is at best as rare as the rich second generation raising crocodiles and tigers on earth, and there is no moral or legal obstacle to it.
Second, vaccine people have intelligence no less than that of humans. In other words, small vaccine people also have intelligence equivalent to humans. As long as they are properly trained, they can definitely be used for their own purposes.
Third, Vaccine Man is too similar to Piccolo in "Dragon Ball". Piccolo has a big move called Explosive Demonic Wave, which is actually similar to Vaccine Man's energy bomb. Furthermore, Piccolo is in Before death, he will vomit eggs to produce the next generation, and the vaccine man will also leave the eggs for the next generation before he dies. The settings of the two are so similar that he even speculated that the vaccine man disliked him because he had forgiven the green fever. It turned out that he had green skin, so he paid for it and changed his appearance.
Therefore, he had the urge to adopt a Vaccine Man. He wanted to train the Vaccine Man into the Big Devil Piccolo. Think about it, when he goes out on his own, a bodyguard of the Big Devil Piccolo will follow behind him. On the way, he will encounter "What are you looking at" and "What are you looking at?" In this situation, Big Devil Piccolo threw an energy bomb and blasted the guy who talked back into scum with a bang. Killing someone when someone blocks him, and killing a god when someone blocks him. It was so satisfying.
Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help but smile happily, and his eyes became softer when he looked at the vaccine man's balls...
boom!
However, a green light suddenly came out, and a three-meter building slab hit the little vaccine man's eggs. The birth journey of the little vaccine man came to an abrupt end. The eggshell shattered on the ground, and the dark blue blood slowly flowed. There was only a pile of minced meat left on the ground, and there was no sign of the little vaccine man anywhere.
Wang Feng was stunned and couldn't help but spit out two words: "What a fool!?"
The ground that was smashed was not only the little Vaccine Man, but also his ultimate fantasy as the Big Devil Piccolo! cry!
"Humph, I told you not to listen to me."
Tatsumaki raised her head arrogantly, "I'll let you go this time. After you have a good rest and regain your strength, we will have a showdown again, hum." After saying that, an inexplicable green light came out of her body, phew! It quickly flew into the distance, turned into a small dot and then disappeared.
"Tatsumaki, I hate you! Give me back, the Great Demon King Piccolo."
Wang Feng roared sadly.