"Weird, everyone, run!"
"Quickly inform the Heroes Association that a weirdo has appeared in Z City."
Wu Chi was walking on the street, thinking about finding someone to ask for directions. Suddenly, people on the street shouted in terror, and then ran away like a receding tide. In a moment, the streets with people coming and going became empty.
"Wow, you damn humans, didn't you look down on me before? You said I was a programmer, you said I was a dead otaku, you said I was worthless, haha, things are changing, and it's finally my turn to bully you."
In an office building on the street with the sign "Microsoft Technology Company", a "computer" rushed out. The computer man's limbs were as black and slender as a stick figure, consisting of four wires and network cables. His head was a computer, and his facial features were all there. In computers, speech sounds are also electronic sounds synthesized by the computer.
"Emergency evacuation notice, emergency evacuation notice, there is a strange computer man in Chaoyang Street, City Z, with a level of Tiger. Please nearby residents to evacuate as soon as possible."
"Repeat, emergency evacuation notice, emergency evacuation notice, there is a strange computer man in Chaoyang Street, City Z, with a level of tiger. Please nearby residents to evacuate as soon as possible."
After half a sound, the weirdo alarm in the center of Z City unexpectedly sounded, sending out an alarm message that the computer man had appeared.
"Hey, there's another person here who didn't run away." The computer man was wandering on the empty street, and suddenly found Wu Chi who was also wandering. He stopped in front of Wu Chi, pointed at Wu Chi and said arrogantly: "Hey, human being, I was originally a programmer, but I turned into a computer person because of your discrimination, and I want to kill all of you bad guys!"
Wu Chi frowned slightly, "Go away, I won't kill unknown people." After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave around the computer man.
"Look down on me? Ignore me? You humans just don't know how to repent and are so self-righteous. I hate you. I want to kill you all and make the world pure."
Wu Chi's understatement stung the computer man's fragile heart, and he became furious. He swung his wire arm violently, making a muffled sound in the air like a whip, and then swung it at Wu Chi with a sharp sound of breaking through the air.
The computer man gritted his teeth and glared at Wu Chi, "Go to hell, bad guy."
Wu Chi glanced briefly, raised his palm slightly, and prepared to fight back.
"careful."
At this time, a yellow figure suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye. The yellow figure rushed over as fast as lightning and punched the computer man.
boom!
After a muffled sound, the computer man's head was suddenly punched. A slight electric current flashed, and he fell down weakly. He didn't even have time to utter a last word before he died.
The martial artist looked at the person with bright eyes. The person was wearing a yellow low-profile hero costume, a white cloak, and red gloves and rain boots. The most eye-catching thing was a stewed egg head, with bright reflections on his bald head. Sunlight.
Yes, he is Saitama.
"Hey, what a coincidence, you can meet weird people when you go for a walk to eat." He shook his fists, shook off the debris from the computer man's head, and looked at the sunny sky, "Well, today is a good weather, tonight Do you want some cabbage hotpot?"
Wu Chi observed Saitama for a while and said: "Hey, do you know how to get to the Hebu Dojo?" This man has some strength, he should know the address of the famous Hebu Dojo!
Saitama looked at Wu Chi in confusion, "Tsuruga Dojo?" He thought for a moment and said, "You go all the way along the street and turn left, then go all the way along the street and turn right, then go all the way along the street and turn left, and then go all the way along the street and turn left. Just walk along the street, stop a taxi on the road and tell the driver that you want to go to Hewu Dojo, and he will take you there."
Wu Chi frowned slightly and stared at Saitama. After a while, Fang snorted coldly, "You should be lucky. I don't kill unknown people. Otherwise, you would have been a cold corpse."
After saying this, he waved his hand and walked away gracefully.
Saitama looked blankly at the departing Wu Chi, shook his head and said to himself, "What a weirdo, forget it, leave him alone, the world is big, and supermarket sales are the best."
Thinking of the supermarket sale, he raised his eyebrows and disappeared in an instant. In the blink of an eye, he was already a hundred meters away.
…
Let’s not mention the martial arts thing for now, in Banggu Dojo.
Banggu's testing of king is still ongoing.
In their free time, Bang Gu and King have been engaged in fierce battles, such as turning ropes, bouncing glass balls, hide and seek, etc., and taking turns in various brutal battles and competitions handed down from ancient times.
This crazy competitive duel stopped until the news came that Xuanhe Dojo and Guiwu Dojo, the famous martial arts dojos in Z city, were kicked out by martial arts idiots and their respective heads were hunted one after another.
"hateful!"
When Banggu heard the news, his face instantly darkened, and he strolled back to the house with his hands behind his back.
The next day, Banggu went down the mountain alone and personally hunted Wu Chi, vowing to bring Wu Chi, the scum of the martial arts world, to justice.
Without Bang Gu, King's life returned to peace. In the morning, he was "touched" by Cha Lanzi's diligent spirit of dancing after hearing the chicken. He did a set of Tai Chi by himself, then went back to sleep. Cha Lanzi woke him up for lunch, and he finished eating After dinner, I walked around the dojo to eat, then went back to sleep. I got up again at dinner time, chatted with Bang Gu and Chalanzi for a while, and then went back to sleep.
This little life is very pleasant.
The only thing that bothered him was that after so many days, there was still no movement in the system. He was anxiously waiting.
On this day, King's life was still orderly. He got up in the morning and had breakfast, then watched Charanzi boxing for a while, then walked to the backyard of the dojo, got into a posture and started Tai Chi in a leisurely manner.
Time gradually passed, and the sun rose on the top of the mountain. The morning glow was charming and illuminated the entire dojo. King bathed in the sunlight and pushed and pulled Tai Chi step by step.
The wild horse's mane is parted... its twin peaks are pierced through its ears... hum ha ha ha!
At some point, a young man quietly came behind him and watched him boxing intently.
After a long time, the young man narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "Your useless boxing skills are harmful to others and yourself."
"Well?"
King, who was boxing, was stunned when he heard the words. After thinking about it for a few seconds, he realized that the opponent looked down on his Tai Chi. Now he was unhappy. Bang Gu looked down on him, and he looked down on any cat or dog. I am the mighty Chinese god. So unskilled
"Little brother, go wherever you can to cool down."
King waved his hand to chase the person away, and showed his appearance to the other person. Well, let’s see if you still dare to underestimate my Tai Chi after knowing my identity.
Unexpectedly, Wu Chi stared at the king and said coldly: "You are fortunate that I will not kill unknown people, otherwise, you would have been a cold corpse." His cold eyes exuded a vast murderous aura, forcing the king to His whole body was filled with excitement.
King was stunned. Are you drifting or am I unable to lift the knife? This is the first time someone has spoken out loud after seeing his appearance. Alas, it seems that I am not known to everyone!
It's really a bad situation right now. The system is unreliable, the reputation can't be sustained, and the other party is still murderous. The otaku who fights with the five scum can't afford to hurt him.
what to do? In such a tricky situation, the only option is to rely on words.
Half a second later, a touch of sadness appeared in King's eyes, and he... was not good at words.