"Well, it's daybreak, and the sun is shining on my butt."
King got up in a daze. At midnight last night, because the weirdo was eliminated, the hotel staff returned again, and it took him a long time to fall asleep. Unexpectedly, it was already noon when he woke up.
He finished washing, got dressed, and was ready to go to Saitama's house.
After going downstairs, he settled the payment for the hotel room and went out to the nearby supermarket. He rarely visited because he always wanted to buy some gifts.
There are no special sales in this supermarket called "Renrenle". I guess Saitama has never been there.
He pushed a shopping cart and browsed the products in the supermarket.
"Well, I heard that spinach is good for hair growth. Saitama should like to eat it. Buy a few. Hey, cabbage has the same effect. Well, no wonder Saitama likes to eat cabbage so much in the comics. I see. By the way, the Chinese medicine doctor said it in his previous life. , washing hair with ginger has the effect of preventing hair loss, I will prepare it for Saitama... in the future, maybe he will use it one day."
"Eh, hair restorer? This kind of thing... get a few more bottles. Saitama has advanced baldness, and a bottle of hair restorer will definitely not cure it."
"Oh my god, why are there adult magazines in the supermarket? Wow, this girl... this girl... Well, take it with you, Saitama is alone and needs some books to relieve his boredom."
King looked around in the supermarket and picked out a lot of "Saitama necessities" in a short time. When the shopping cart couldn't fit anymore, he pushed the cart to the checkout counter with satisfaction.
"Sir, please wait a moment."
Ding dong!
The supermarket cashier lady scanned the code for the goods purchased by King.
Since King bought a lot of things, it took some time to calculate the money. Out of boredom, he looked at the supermarket public TV hanging on the wall, which was broadcasting the latest news.
Host: "During this period, it is obvious to all that we are annoyed by the appearance of a large number of mosquitoes. So what is the reason for the large number of mosquitoes this year? Our program team invited a mosquito expert who has published several books - Caffey Expert Qi will give you the answer.”
Kafiqi: "Hello everyone, first of all, in conclusion, according to our survey, the mosquitoes that appeared this year are new species, so... I don't quite understand."
“…”
The host yelled, "Then get out of here." As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he was broadcasting news. He coughed twice and apologized to the audience: "I'm sorry, I lost my temper. Next, let me take a look at the mosquito population." The way forward, the mosquito population exploded at the junction of City Z and City B, and now it has gradually swarmed into the urban area of City Z. It is predicted that a large number of mosquitoes will enter City Z in another hour or two. I hope that all citizens Do a good job in preventing mosquitoes.”
"I just said there have been a lot of mosquitoes recently. It turns out there is a mosquito plague."
King looked at the reports on the news about the recent surge in the number of mosquitoes, and recalled the life in Banggu Ashram where mosquitoes were buzzing around his ears at night, which made him slightly nostalgic.
"Ding dong!"
The cashier finally finished the calculation and said politely: "Hello, sir, your goods cost a total of 2,357 yuan." She glanced at the adult magazine, hesitated, and asked softly: "Sir, I think you might... need some tissues. .”
"Um?"
King, who was taking out the money, had a confused face. After a while, he realized, "I wipe it, it makes sense. What if Saitama doesn't have tissues?" Use underwear? How embarrassing!
"Thank you for reminding."
He hastily added two more "Xie Li Ting" brand tissues.
The cashier lady blushed slightly and whispered: "You're welcome."
After the checkout was completed, King was carrying two large bags and was about to leave. At this time, the news channel on the TV suddenly broadcast a temporary news item.
"Dear viewers, I'm sorry, because the situation is urgent, we have temporarily interrupted the latest news about the mosquito disaster. Currently, a large group of mosquitoes are swarming towards Z City. All the bitten livestock have been sucked out of their blood and turned into mummies. Please If you encounter a swarm of mosquitoes outside, please be sure to evacuate as soon as possible... "
King stared blankly at the mummified livestock broadcast on TV. The memory of watching anime in the past came up. He twitched the corner of his mouth and thought, this is... the mosquito girl is coming.
He thought of those terrifying swarms of blood-sucking mosquitoes, hesitated for a moment, and did not step out of the supermarket after all. His plan to visit Saitama was shelved again. He sighed slightly, "Saitama, Saitama, is it possible that our handsome and bald duo are not compatible by nature? Why do I always look for you every time?" Will anything good happen?"
He sighed for a moment and calmed down to recall the plot in the anime about the appearance of the Mosquito Girl. Genos appeared... fighting... Saitama chased the mosquitoes... sprayed by the incineration cannon... Saitama was completely naked... Well, wait a minute.
He had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have caught some kind of indescribable G-spot. Saitama was naked
He smiled meaningfully and asked the cashier, "Miss, do you sell cameras in your supermarket?"
"Yes, three hundred and eighty."
Well, three hundred and eighty, it's a good way to trick people, there's nothing wrong with it.
…
Xixi!
Saitama didn't even know that his perfect body was being noticed. He was carrying his dead fish-eyed elephant to sprinkle water on his cactus.
Haqiu~
For some reason, he suddenly sneezed, then touched the wings of his nose, secretly wondering, since he became bald from exercise, he has not been sick again, why is he sneezing today? strangeness.
Buzz!
Before his doubts could be answered, a mosquito appeared in front of him, making an annoying buzzing sound, and finally landed on the back of his hand, ready to suck blood.
He stared at the mosquito, quietly raised his other hand, and then swatted it down.
Snapped!
Buzz!
The mosquito was safe and sound, luckily escaping from Saitama's hands, and wandered arrogantly in front of him again.
boom! boom!
Saitama's right hand continued to catch the mosquito at an extremely fast speed. However, the mosquito's setting seemed to be 100% dodge. Even though he was invincible, he couldn't do anything about the mosquito.
Buzz!
The mosquito was probably even more proud, actually riding on Saitama's face... Shit!
Snapped!
Saitama aimed another slap at the right moment, and with a snap, the force could probably kill a dragon-level monster instantly.
Buzz!
Alas, it's a pity that the mosquito has its own protagonist aura. No matter how strong the enemy is, it is as stubborn as a cockroach.
“…”
Saitama's face darkened, and the veins on his forehead popped out. He gently put down the dead fish-eyed elephant to sprinkle water, stared at the flying mosquitoes with sharp eyes, and growled in his heart:
"Shoot mosquitoes carefully!"
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
In order to successfully eliminate the mosquitoes, he used all his strength, leaving behind horrifying afterimages of him on the balcony.
This scene made countless ghost-level and dragon-level monsters he killed so angry that they crawled out of their graves. I am a powerful person, but I can't compare to a mosquito? Forget it, after drinking this bowl of Meng Po soup, we will be reincarnated as mosquitoes in our next life.