After finishing his lunch, King opened his laptop, logged onto Qidian.com, and clicked on the webpage of his work. He prepared to browse readers’ comments before coding to see if readers had any good suggestions for improvement (it is recommended to start with a watermelon knife) , cut off the roots to remove chastity!).
However, when he opened the comment area, he found that his comment area exploded.
Fried Tomato: "The protagonist becomes stronger even though he is bald? What kind of bullshit is this? Let the author eat his shit!"
King: “…”
Fried Potatoes: "The protagonist is so strong and yet so poor? Is this funny? The author should go and eat shit!"
King: “…”
Chao Dongcheng: "The protagonist is invincible and still so arrogant? Playing a game, and it's a fucking love game? The author should go fuck himself!"
King: “…”
Fried Breast Chicken: "Emperor Engine? At that level of heartbeat speed, the heart would have exploded. Can the protagonist still live? The author should just eat shit!"
King: “…”
Fried Tang Eel: "The protagonist has reached the pinnacle of humankind, and he is still single? The protagonist is sexually impotent. The author should go and eat shit!"
King's face suddenly darkened. "Made, I'm just a B, why are so many people scolding me?"
The tracker that had been paying attention to King's situation suddenly felt tense, and sweat slowly appeared on the back of his back. Did King notice something? That's right. With King's strength, he would be able to keenly detect the murderous aura in the air.
In this regard, he couldn't help but glance at the tense expressions of the handcuffs and others, and secretly complained about the idiots in the death squad who thoughtlessly wanted to die. As a killer, he didn't restrain the murderous intent revealed in him. A pig could feel that the atmosphere was not right.
King gritted his teeth and looked at the comment that neatly started with the word "fried". Even a fool could see that he was being targeted. Hum, there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me!
Who did I offend? Although as the strongest man, King has taken a lot of blame for Saitama and offended many evil organizations. The queue of people who want to kill him can circle the world. However, his author account does not reveal his true information, so , the people targeting him are definitely not those evil organizations, so who are they? Oh, I understand. I heard that there were cases in Qidian where great masters suppressed rising stars. Could it be that the great masters were specifically suppressing rising stars like me? Sure enough, even if I am only B, I can't hide my dazzling light. Even if the tree is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it. I am the towering tree that is afraid of the strong wind.
King looked at the names of fried potatoes, fried tomatoes, fried winter oranges, fried breast chicken and fried eels all over the screen, and snorted coldly, "Humph, you five want to kill me? But you are looking down on me too much." Really? You guys want to get rid of me? You can’t shake a big tree, you don’t know your own capabilities.” After saying that, type up the words to make a comment, don’t be intimidated and just do it!
The tracker was shocked and reported hurriedly, "Boss, there is a situation. King seems to have discovered us." Handcuffs, fishing nets, explosion-proof bucklers and electric shock batons, plus himself, there are exactly five people!
The members of the handcuffed and other death warrior group also trembled, with a hint of fear on their tense faces. They were not trained as death warriors from childhood. They were only temporarily inspired by huge amounts of money and regarded death as home. However, this does not mean that they are not afraid of death, let alone meaningless. If King cannot be killed, the organization will not get paid, and their settlement expenses will naturally be out of the question.
"Don't worry, King hasn't taken action against you yet. Our demolition team will install the explosives soon. Hold on, hold on."
The boss comforted them.
King was preparing to fight back when he found that a large number of strangers were pouring into the comment area, constantly attacking him and criticizing his novel, saying, "I am Shen Nong, he has been poisoned and died", "A fifteen-year-old bookworm, I judge this book to be garbage." Book" and so on made him very angry.
The only gratifying thing is that some book friends are finally willing to stand up and speak out. For example, the book friend named Biluo Keke challenged a hundred people to a verbal battle with a group of "juniors".
I'm very pleased!
King looked at the names of strangers who were still pouring in, and snorted coldly, "Humph, there is also a demolition team (I am a troll, King, please go online more when you have nothing to do, don't be stupid and can't tell the difference between the troll and the demolition team.)? However, Do you think I can be defeated by a small demolition team?"
His fingers quickly landed on the keyboard, typing what he just said.
King had just finished his latest comment and found that his only comrade-in-arms, Bi Luo Keke, had been scolded so much that he was furious. He cursed and typed, "It's okay if you attack me alone." , why do you want to implicate innocent people? Are you still human?"
"Boss, I... I want to give up the mission."
The tracker looked at the furious King and suddenly felt his shoulders sink. The waiter patted his shoulder and asked with concern, "Sir, you don't look good. Are you okay?"
"No...it's okay. I didn't sleep well last night."
The tracker waved his hand and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Request to abandon the mission."
"Boss, even the demolition team has been exposed. We can't kill King."
"King already knows everything about our arrangement. We have lost the chance to kill King. Boss, give up!"
"If this continues, our Liuliu Killer Group will disappear into the world of killers just like the Wangwang Killer Group and Fafa Killer Group that assassinated King before."
The tracker was shocked to find four voices urging the boss on the public channel of the walkie-talkie. He looked at the handcuffs and others in surprise and found that they were either nervously drinking water, or holding biscuits to their mouths, trembling. Click and bite and wait.
He immediately realized that I was not the only one who was nervous and afraid.
When the members of the Liuliu Killer Group were arguing, King took out a weirdo card - the three-star weirdo card - Crazy Programmer. "Since you refuse to repent, don't blame me for being rude." He used the help of The power of weird cards and computer technology have been greatly improved. They can invade the account computers of the demolition team wantonly, release difficult viruses, and deal with each other one by one.
"Boss, King is about to take action, let's retreat!"
"Boss, if it's time to cut it off, cut it off!"
"It's still too late to run now."
In the public channel of the Liuliu Killer Group, the boss's decadent voice finally sounded, "Abandon the mission, leave Qingshan alone and retreat without fear of running out of firewood."
At the same time, the demolition team that attacked King's novel finally panicked. Many members' computers were infected with viruses, and they knew they were in trouble.
Fried potatoes, "Brother, we know we were wrong, please forgive me."
Fried tomatoes, "Brother, let's leave immediately. We won't do this task."
Fried winter oranges, "Bow down and apologize to the boss."
Fried Breast Chicken, "From now on, we are friends. We will fight wherever you point. Please let us go."
Fried Tang Eel, "Brother, are you short of money? I will spend money to buy peace."
Seeing that the demolition team had surrendered, King was very proud and said: "Since you have given up on the mission, let's go. Hey, I don't blame you. After all, you are just collecting people's money and helping others to eliminate disasters. It's not easy for you either." !”
The tracker and the others who were just about to run away after eating Geji stiffened, and something called touching came to their hearts. This is the mind of the strongest man. He knew that we were assassins who came to assassinate him, but he didn't do anything. He also cares about us. Compared with him, we are just a piece of shit. Oh no, how can the light of a grain of rice be compared with the brightness of a bright moon
King saw that his book review section was full of comments apologizing to the demolition team. He waved his hand and said without hesitation: "Hey, you don't have to be ashamed or apologize. If you change your ways in the future, you can come to my place more often. Maybe we can We can be friends.”
"Wow!!"
When the tracker heard this, he couldn't hold it back for a moment. He was so moved that he lay on the table and cried. The handcuffs and others also bit their lips and burst into tears. Mr. King, why are you so kind? How can sinful people like us be friends with you? That is simply a disgrace to your noble self.
They wiped their tears, stood up, looked at each other, nodded to each other, walked towards King with firm faces, and bowed deeply to King, "Mr. King, thank you very much for your kindness of not killing. Don't worry, from now on From now on, we will definitely change our ways, behave upright, and strive to hold our heads high in front of you."
"Mr. King, we will see you again in the future."
They bowed deeply, then turned and left with tears in their eyes. Goodbye, Mr. King. We will be good people in the future.
King looked at the backs of the tracker and others in confusion. After a while, he raised his middle finger and said with a Sichuan accent, "There's something wrong!"
Afterwards, he re-invested in the chat in the comment area, and he unexpectedly discovered that Bi Luo Cola was not his book friend, but the same author who was serializing "One Piece: The Six Styles of the Emperor".
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After King eliminated the demolition team, the leader of the demolition team called his employer with a sullen look on his face, "Hey, hello, the person you asked us to smear is very clever. He is actually a master hacker. Many of our members' computers have been infected with viruses because of this." .”
A surprised voice came from the other end of the phone, "Well, the author of "One Punch Man: Emperor Engine" is so powerful. He deserves to be the most amazing rising star in Qidian. Well, he can't be messed with."
The person in charge of the demolition team looked confused. Isn't it "One Punch Man: Emperor Engine" that you want to smear? Damn, that was a mistake.