"Speaking of it recently, that voyeuristic gaze on me has not disappeared. Could it be that I am really being targeted by a stalker?"
As Saitama walked on the road, he always felt that a gaze was falling on him, and as soon as he turned around, that gaze would disappear briefly.
"Well, I became a hero out of interest three years ago. So far, I have defeated many evil people. It's not surprising that some people would hate me. It's okay to be hated, but this feeling of resentment and anger, If it turns into a twisted love like what is expressed in many TV shows, how should I face it at that time?"
"Homosexuality is legal, homosexuality is not guilty!"
"Homosexuals should not be discriminated against!"
“Gay people need human rights too!”
While Saitama was in a daze, a large group of marchers holding various gay slogans came on the street.
"Comrade, take a look at our leaflet. Homosexuality is not as unbearable as you think. It even has indescribable pleasure and an unstoppable touch." A tough man in prison uniform with a stubble on his face stuffed Saitama's penis. issued a gay leaflet, loudly proclaiming, “Homosexuality is the future!”
Saitama stared blankly at the gay flyer in his hand, and then sighed slightly for a long time. How can I accept this... twisted love
Genos always followed Saitama's pace, his electronic eyes stared at the leaflet in Saitama's hand, thoughtfully, he took out his notebook and wrote quickly: "Don't treat the enemy differently!"
"Comrade, follow us to promote it. We will give you gifts at the end."
"gift?"
Saitama's eyes lit up and he shouted at the top of his lungs, "Homosexuality is not guilty, homosexuality is legal!"
Bang!
Genos dropped the pen in his hand. He frowned and thought carefully about whether he should continue to be a disciple. I, Genos, am a virgin!
However, when he thought of his enemy's powerful strength, he gritted his teeth and picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head, thought for a while, and wrote: "Teacher... faggot, I need to learn housework such as washing and cooking in the future."
"Comrade, shout harder, and after the parade is over, we will give you a gay magazine as a small gift!"
Saitama was confused, gay magazine
He turned around and left. He could hardly catch up with the supermarket sale!
Unexpectedly, a moment later, he had not yet gone to the special sale supermarket.
"Ah!!! There's a weirdo!"
"Wow, Scarlett Johansson, you will never escape my grasp."
An arrogant laugh echoed down the street.
"Help!"
A blonde girl with exquisite appearance, hot figure and fashionable dress staggered out of the cafe, followed by a real weirdo behind her.
The weirdo's head is a video camera, his chest is a camera, his left and right are recorders, his right hand is a tracker, and his whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.
"Is that Scarlett Johansson?"
"That's right, the female star who plays the wife of the strongest human being in League of Legends, nicknamed the Emperor."
"I didn't expect the female celebrity to go to this small cafe to drink coffee."
The citizens looked at the commotion in astonishment. After a while, they thought, eh, that’s not right, it’s a weirdo! They finally came to their senses and began to run away crying.
"Everyone, run!"
"Notify the Heroes Association."
"Cherish life and stay away from female celebrities."
"Kaka!"
The weirdo followed closely behind the blonde, the camera above his head was on and shooting continuously, and the camera on his chest kept flashing, taking photos one after another.
"You can't escape. I'm a stalker. Ever since I became a member of the paparazzi, I've been studying all kinds of stalking skills. I became a weirdo because I was too persistent. Wow, there's nothing wrong with becoming a weirdo. , at least my tracking skills have improved significantly."
The stalker chased the blonde and turned a blind eye to everyone else.
"Hey, you're not stalking, you're chasing!"
A word of affirmation suddenly emerged from the screaming and running crowd.
The stalking mania suddenly became furious, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and said angrily: "Who? Which bastard dares to question my tracking skills? I will beat you to death."
"its me!"
Saitama squeezed in and out of the fleeing crowd, his bald head bouncing and shaking like a roly-poly.
"Phew, it's finally out."
After a while, Saitama emerged from the crowd, exhaled lightly, and looked refreshed.
"Are you a weirdo too? A weirdo with braised eggs?"
The stalker looked at the braised egghead who squeezed out of the crowd with confusion. Is this guy the same kind
"No, I am a hero." Saitama crossed his arms and said with a smile, "I am a hero motivated by interest."
"A hero? I know you... are scavengers who specialize in killing weirdos. Speaking of which, after tracking Scarlett Johansson, the most famous female star, I'm going to track the strongest man..."
Before the stalker could finish speaking, a fist suddenly enlarged in his eyes and reached his head in an instant.
Hey, whose fist is this? so big!
boom!
A punch to the head, extremely bloody.
Saitama shook the fist gloves that were stained with some flesh foam and muttered: "I told you a long time ago that you can't keep up with the supermarket sales, and you still talk so much."
"Huhu, thank you... thank you for saving me."
Scarlett Johansson looked at Saitama slightly out of breath, her pretty face full of gratitude.
"You're welcome."
Saitama shook his head and turned to catch the supermarket sale.
When Scarlett Johansson saw Saitama leaving without hesitation, her beautiful eyes lit up with extraordinary colors, powerful strength, and chic figure, oh~
She was inexplicably emotional. With her heart rippling, she hurriedly shouted, "Hero, I wonder if I can have the honor to invite you to play the flute tonight?"
Saitama paused for a moment, then waved his hand, "No time." People are becoming more and more stingy nowadays, and they are reluctant to treat me to a cabbage hot pot meal for saving their lives. Instead, they invited me to play the flute? I don’t know how. Besides, it’s better to go home and listen to music than to play the flute. It’s easy to operate and sounds good.
Bang!
Genos' pen fell to the ground again.
"Huh~"
He took a deep breath and wrote down in his notebook, "Teacher... gay +1."
…
"Hey, Child Emperor, have you found anything?"
King looked helplessly at the Tong Emperor who was carefully observing the surroundings. Originally, according to his wishes, he should stay in Yayuan and play games, but the Tong Emperor said, "Uncle King's observation, reaction and reasoning skills are very outstanding. He should help." ", leaving him unable to complain, how come I didn't know I was so awesome
"Uncle King, where is the sexy prisoner uncle? Why aren't you in the car?"
"Oh, he seems to be attending a gay parade nearby."
"What, the sexy prisoner uncle is just lazy."
In the car, Chain Toad was driving, Sharpshooter was sitting in the passenger seat, King was sitting in the back seat, Emperor Tong was thinking about something with his eyebrows furrowed, and Bang Gu and Super Alloy Black Light stayed in the elegant garden to discuss!
"Ah, weirdo, run."
"Everyone, run quickly and notify the Heroes Association."
"Hero, where is the hero?"
Some citizens rushed out of the streets in panic.
"Huh? It seems like a weirdo appears?"