"Hey, King, we have already arranged the itinerary for the hero promotion event. Is it convenient for you to come over in the next few days?"
"Xiqi, if you ask me to accept that kind of product advertisement again in the future, I will burn you to ashes. Also, I have been upset these days and have no time."
With two simple words, the phone call between Wang Feng and Xiqi ended immediately.
"Well, if this hero promotion event is for movie promotion or company promotion, I will definitely kick Xiqi's big nose."
Wang Feng's "Weilong" spicy bar ads and Nice underwear ads shot two days ago have already become popular in 26 cities. Countless men, women, and children always carry bags of spicy bars with them when they go out on the streets. When the weirdo appears, they don't scream or run away. , but calmly eat spicy chips to calm down the shock. What’s even more amazing is that some people actually believe that Nice underwear is more powerful than bulletproof vests, and wear Nice underwear all over their bodies to fight against weirdos. Of course, the ending is tragic.
Alas, this is the tragedy of the inconsistency between advertising and products. However, there is no advertising law in this world, and no one regulates the advertising industry that talks nonsense.
Faced with this situation, Wang Feng went on the M City TV station that night and told everyone not to believe in advertisements. Spicy strips actually have no function of replenishing energy. Nice can also not resist rocket launchers, so everyone should shop rationally.
Even so, "Weilong" spicy strips and Nice underwear are still popular among all mankind. The sales of the two companies are rising steadily. When other companies see this magical situation, they immediately become jealous and approach the Hero Association to provide money and help. King helped shoot commercials.
The Hero Association wanted to make money, but Wang Feng had already spoken. They did not dare to challenge Wang Feng's bottom line, so they reluctantly rejected the merchants' quotations. At the same time, they actively recommended other heroes and inquired from the merchants.
Needless to say, there are many businessmen who find other heroes to endorse their products. Although it does not have the sensational effect of Wang Feng, it still plays a certain role and increases a lot of sales.
The professional heroes of the Hero Association have become a new profession, which combines the characteristics of various traditional professions such as stars and police officers. Xin is also as famous as a star, and even endorses products. At the same time, he has the responsibility of a policeman and a soldier - exterminating weirdos and resisting disasters. He has his own characteristics: a C-level hero will actively do good people and good things, and close the relationship with the people.
In short, heroes have become a popular new profession, and many young people are eager to become a hero. Unfortunately, the hero assessment of the Hero Association has become more and more strict, resulting in the number of heroes being unable to increase. Six examination rooms are opened every half month. The selection of heroes has started with the first Hero Selection Examination, which has now reached the 51st. More and more people are taking the exam. In the 51st, it has reached more than 10,000 people. However, only a few people can pass. In each assessment, only two or three people can become heroes, and in some cases, all of them fail.
This assessment system is already very strict. However, the Heroes Association believes that it is not enough and continues to increase the difficulty of the assessment. It is conceivable that those who can pass the assessment in the future will definitely be the elites of human military force.
"Tch, I'm so depressed. Let's go out for a walk and get some fresh air."
Wang Feng observed the vaccine human egg before going out and found that after a few days, there was still no movement, and he didn't know if it was a dead egg.
"Supermarket sale, supermarket sale, Weilong Spicy Tiao, everyone come and buy it."
"We have a new batch of Nice underwear in our store. Everyone is welcome to come and buy."
"Buy a pair of Nice underwear and get a poster of a king wearing only underpants. Girls, if you pass by, don't miss it. Buy it and kneel down and lick it..."
When Wang Feng went out to the street, he was immediately dumbfounded. The street was full of people selling Weilong spicy strips and Nice underwear. He knew that his two advertisements caused a sensation, but he never expected that it would become so popular that it would become a trend. A phenomenon, um, a phenomenon-level advertisement—king hot-blooded strips and king passionate underwear.
A young man in the second grade of middle school on the street chewed spicy sticks and shouted loudly: "If the hero runs away, then who will fight?"
Wang Feng's plagiarized words from Saitama have become popular and have become a slogan that teenagers must shout before fighting. What was originally a passionate sentence has become full of chuunio atmosphere.
"Wow, king is so cool."
A girl came out of the underwear store, holding a bag in her hand. On it was the Nice logo "▼", an inverted triangle, and at the same time she was holding a poster, which showed the king standing in the ruins wearing only underwear, coldly The expression is very popular among women.
Wang Feng looked at the girl with black lines on his head as if he had found a treasure, staring at the honey bulge on the king's underwear in the poster with shining eyes. Little sister, where are you looking? ? Uncle, I am also a shameless person.
"Alas, the world is declining..."
He shook his head and sighed piteously.
"Little sister, give me your underwear..."
Just as Wang Feng was about to leave, a rough voice came. When he looked back, he saw an enlarged version of boxer briefs that had become sperm. A face was printed on the underwear, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, a wide nose and a sausage mouth, which was extremely... Rough, with complete limbs, his hands are gloved. Oh no, if you look closely, he is wearing briefs, and he is wearing flip-flops at his feet. Oh, shit, I’m dazzled. It’s not flip-flops, but T-string pants, and his head is Wearing a turban hat, uh, it looks like a pair of... boxer briefs, let me wipe, then... the brand symbol is an inverted triangle - Nice!
Is this...panty freak
"Ah!? Weird person..."
The girl who just bought Nice underwear let out a loud scream. Immediately, she unfolded the poster and shouted: "King husband, please protect me..."
Wang Feng: "..." Are there really such naive people in the world? Do you think his figures can ward off evil spirits? If that's the case, what else does a hero do? Just put a picture of him in front of everyone's door, then the world will be peaceful.
"Ah, idol~"
However, when the underwear geek saw King's portrait, his big eyes widened with light, he covered his face with his hands, and screamed excitedly and shyly like a star-struck girl.
“…”
Weird things happen every year, but there are so many this year. Damn, do I still have weird fans
Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, dumbfounded.
"Emergency notice, emergency notice, citizens of City M, please pay attention. There is a weirdo in underwear in the commercial street. The evaluation level is wolf. Before the weirdo is eliminated, citizens are asked not to come close. Citizens are asked not to come close..."
The association's weird siren in M City issued a notice.
"Huh? The weirdo is coming, run."
“Here’s some spicy radish noodles to calm down the panic.”
"Don't be afraid, I have Nice underwear, his damage will be ineffective against me."
When the busy commercial street heard the announcement from the Heroes Association, they immediately became confused and ran away screaming.
"Since you are also a fan of Lord King, I will let you go."
After seeing the King character poster, the underwear geek actually showed mercy and let the girl go.
"Thank you king for protecting me."
The girl kissed the king's portrait in surprise. It's nothing. The question is, girl, where do you put your mouth? Can you be more serious? Brother is also a respectable person. If you do this, I don’t want to lose face!
"Hey, guy in the peaked cap, hand over your underwear quickly."
All the pedestrians on the street ran away, leaving Wang Feng motionless. If it were him before, he would have run away long ago. However, now that he holds two two-star cards and one four-star card, he will be afraid of one. Wolf-level monster
He already has the capital and doesn't need to run away. Ever since he came to this world, he always runs away every time he encounters a weirdo, running away... It's such a shame. He is also a passionate man, and he is also looking forward to a heart-pounding battle. This time...
"Let me have a good fight!"
Wang Feng twitched the corner of his mouth hidden under his peaked cap, and all the cells in his body became excited. Is the first battle in his life finally coming? So... which card should I use to end you? Underwear
"Thunder strike!"
A sudden loud roar sounded behind the underwear weirdo, and an iron rod with an electric arc suddenly hit the underwear weirdo on the back.
"ah!?"
The underwear monster screamed in pain and stumbled to the ground, his whole body twitching and numbing, like a Parkinson's disease attack.
"Hey, KO!"
The attackers judged triumphantly.
Wang Feng glanced at the attacker and the underwear geek who had no fighting ability speechlessly, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I... Fuck!?" The excitement in his body drifted away in the wind.