the next day.
"Today's weather is good, the sun is shining, and it's suitable for an outing."
King got up early in the morning and set off to Saitama's house. The sunshine lazily shone on him from the sky, making him warm and comfortable, which made people feel refreshed and refreshed.
"Of course, it would be even more beautiful if Saitama was at home."
He went to the door according to his memory and banged on the door for more than ten minutes. No one responded or opened the door, which made him stand at the door with the gift for a long time. The atmosphere was very awkward.
"Hey, let's go look for it!"
Two hours later, King gave up the stupid idea of continuing to wait, placed the gift at the door, and took the initiative.
"Locate Saitama's location for me."
He directly activated his newly acquired skill - "Positioning Tracking". Last night, in view of the fact that the "Positioning Tracking" level was too low and the detection range was too small, he deliberately upgraded the "Positioning Tracking" skill to lv2.
Now the search scope of "location tracking" has changed from the district to the city. As long as Saitama is still active in Z city, he can search and locate the other party's location.
"Didi!"
Sure enough, the brainwave radar in King's mind soon sounded like an alarm bell, and he immediately "looked" over. A red dot belonging to Saitama appeared on the radar map. The red dot was constantly moving. Fortunately, it was not fast, and he had Opportunity to catch up.
…
City Y.
Tatsumaki was wearing a pair of cute loli pajamas, plush slippers, and brushed his teeth with a child's toothbrush. He looked at the time and saw that it was almost noon. "Why haven't you come yet for today's commission? It's so late! Is there no weirdo today?" Show up?"
"Hululu!"
She curled up on the sofa, sucked Changgaogao brand children's milk, and used telekinesis to control the remote control to turn on the TV, "Watch the disaster channel news!"
"Longgaogao brand milk is a good partner for children to grow up!"
The TV was turned on, and a familiar advertising slogan came to the face.
"What a crappy advertisement, you liar!"
Tatsumaki frowned and muttered as he looked at the Long Gao Gao brand children's milk in his hand.
"Dingling bell~"
The communication phone finally rang, hum, it seems the mission is coming! What, you still can’t do without my power!
She answered the phone and said lazily, "Hey, what's going on? Where are the weirdos that I need to solve? Those heroes really don't know how to be more active. At least they must make certain results in their heroic activities."
"Ah, no no no no, Lord Tatsumaki, you don't need to take action today!"
Tatsumaki was confused, "What do you mean?"
"Although there was a monster with a ghost-level disaster today, I have already sent out Mr. Flash Flash, and the monster has been eliminated. Master Tatsumaki, you can enjoy your rare vacation!"
Tatsumaki said absently, "Oh, that's it!"
"Well!"
Hey hey! I didn't say I wanted to rest, so don't think about those weird meanings!
She hung up the phone and lay idle on the sofa staring at the ceiling.
“I don’t have to do anything today, it’s great!”
"That's it, that's it."
"...This is called that."
"How did you say that..."
“It’s so relaxing~~”
"Hey, let's continue watching TV!"
She lay down for a while, sat up leisurely, and used telekinesis to switch the TV channel to the disaster channel.
"The latest weird news, an unknown weirdo appeared in the Z city park, the disaster level is tiger..."
"Hey, the weird information has appeared... It's in Z City Park. Anyway, I have nothing to do. Why don't I go take a look, maybe I can help."
She made up her mind, activated her telekinesis, instantly took off her loli pajamas, and put on the dark green slit cheongsam hanging on the hanger.
Snap!
The window opens automatically.
Her whole body flashed with green light, and instantly turned into a rainbow and disappeared into the sky.
…
Z City Park.
The tornado fell quickly, and he saw a pile of strange remains on the ground, "Dead? Has been eliminated by someone..."
"Well, weirdos have also appeared in other places. Anyway, I have nothing to do. Let's go over there and have a look."
"Hey, are you still dead?"
"It's the same here..."
"Who did it? All ten weirdos were killed."
Tatsumaki stood next to a corpse of a crab monster, annoyed in her heart, "I don't have to fight, the world will be very peaceful... What is this?" She stared sharply at the crab monster whose belly was exploded by a punch, "Every corpse They all have strong signs of being blown up with one punch, huh? Why do these weirdos die in such a familiar way? One punch to the head?"
A plain and solemn face flashed through her mind, "Did that stinky king do it? By the way, that guy is indeed on a mission in Z City!"
She clenched her little fists and gritted her teeth, "We can't lose to that guy."
The disaster siren in the center of Z sounded, "Emergency evacuation notice, emergency evacuation notice, weird hot dogs appear on the streets of Z city, the disaster level is wolf..."
"Ah, ah, it's here. Information about the next weirdo has appeared! It's in City Z again!"
"That's my prey, no one can steal it!!"
With a whoosh, the tornado shot up into the sky with gritted teeth.
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A certain street in Z city.
The wolf-level monster Hot Dog and the C-level hero 111 armed foremans are facing off.
The hot dog is a single-lidded large hot dog that looks like a river clam, has four limbs (plus the thick ham sausage in the middle, which makes it five limbs), and has a pair of big eyes.
The armed foreman is an uncle with a Mediterranean hairstyle, heavy reading glasses, a suit, and armor on his limbs and waist, and has certain combat effectiveness.
"I'm a hotdog, and I turned into a weirdo because I love hot dogs too much. I'm going to squash you and crush you to death! Let each of you be covered in ketchup and die from excessive salt intake!! Ha! Ha ha ha ha!"
The left and right halves of the hot dog are like female reproductive organs (river crab), and the two halves of the bun are opening and closing. A large ham intestine is squirming in the middle, and red ketchup is dripping down. The scene is disgusting.
"Seeing your appearance reminds me of my mother-in-law... I haven't tasted meat for a long time, but I can't let you succeed."
The armed foreman took a few more glances at the hot dog, took out a box of stomach medicine from his waist, swallowed it, and immediately assumed an offensive stance, "Hot dog weirdo, let me be your opponent!"
Just when the two of them were cherishing each other, a palm move fell from the sky, oh no, it was a tornado that fell from the sky and appeared out of thin air, instantly rolling the hot dog into the sky.
Wow!
In front of the powerful tornado, the ground cracked instantly, gravel flew into the air, and the small body of the hot dog turned into meat in a moment, and the sprayed ketchup covered the armed foreman.
"Huh~ I won this time." Tatsumaki looked at the weirdo who was crushed to pieces by him, laughed playfully, and rose into the sky, "Ha, this feels much better."
The armed foreman looked at the direction where the tornado disappeared, then looked down at himself covered in ketchup, and said blankly: "Hey, that weirdo just now said that if there is too much ketchup, it will..."
Bang!
His body suddenly fell limp.
"Come on, come on, the C-class hero armed foreman fell into a coma because he had too much ketchup on his body and inhaled too much salt..."
I have a saying about MMP that I don’t know whether to say or not!
Foreman of Arms: MMP!