"Ouch, that guy Saitama came out... so fast... Are you trying to catch the supermarket sale?"
King left the cafe and reset the positioning target of the radar map in his mind to Saitama. Unexpectedly, he found that Saitama, who had been motionless before, had left the no-man's land and entered the streets of downtown Z.
From the time he checked Genos's position to the time he switched back, the process only took a few minutes. Saitama's position changed as if the universe had shifted. You can imagine how fast Saitama was.
He naturally changed direction and followed Saitama.
However, he just walked halfway...
"Ah! My face..."
"Ah, ah, I've become ugly..."
King was stunned by several screams. He looked in surprise at the grandparents in front of him who fell to the ground and screamed in pain. Several people next to him were anxiously calling emergency calls.
"Hey, what happened to the old people? Is it an illness?"
King stepped forward and asked with concern, thinking that it looked like a collective heart attack. What a coincidence!
A young man shook his head with lingering fear, "No, they are not old people, they are young people about the same age as me. Their faces only became older because they were attacked by weirdos."
"wack?"
King's heart skipped a beat. The weirdo siren just now seemed to indicate that a weirdo had appeared on the central street!
The young man was so kind: "Don't worry, the weirdo has been eliminated by someone unknown. The body is in front, waiting for the staff of the Hero Association to come and collect the body for disposal."
"Weird corpse!?"
King's eyes lit up, and he quickly went to look for the monster's remains, ignoring the unlucky "old people". After entering a certain range, the system indeed prompted that there was a monster card that could be converted, and he happily stepped forward and reached out to touch it.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a two-star monster card - Men's Beautician."
Another weird card is acquired.
He habitually checked the attributes and skills of new cards. After the monster card was opened, he looked at the content on the card introduction, and his face instantly became weird.
Men's beauticians have two special skills, each of which can emit a chemical solution. The first skill is called Barbara's ugly juice. As long as it is sprayed on a person's face, the person's face will be corroded and become old and ugly. ; The second skill is called Barbara's beautiful liquid, which can restore the disfigured face. It is the antidote to Barbara's ugly liquid.
The name of this skill... is full of innocence!
King was no longer able to complain, put away his strange expression, and prepared to treat the victim.
Jingle Bell!
At this time, his cell phone's ringtone suddenly rang. When he opened it, the caller ID was Tong Di.
"Hey, is this Uncle King? There is an emergency in the hospital. Miss Yali has disappeared again. Only a bouquet of roses and a wedding ring were left on the hospital bed. I suspect that this time it is really the work of a romantic killer."
The serious voice of Emperor Tong came from the other end of the phone.
King said calmly: "Oh, I know."
"Uncle King, why don't you come to the hospital and take a look?"
He thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I won't go to the hospital for the time being."
Soon, he hung up the call from Emperor Tong, returned to the "old people" waiting for treatment, and informed them: "Don't be afraid, everyone, I can restore your previous appearance."
Everyone was stunned for a while, where did the second B come from
"System, I want to use the two-star weird card - Men's Beautician."
Heroes who are lucky are also heroes! It’s also great to do something you can for the people.
"The card character is possessed successfully!"
"Ding, consume one two-star card and gain 1107 experience points."
"Ding, the host failed to comprehend the card character's skills."
Under the dumbfounded gazes of the "old people", he spat twice on his hands, rubbed his hands angrily, and then smeared it on the horrified face of one of the "old people".
"Wow~ I was disfigured first and then insulted. I might as well just die."
The "old man" who was the first to receive the king's loving caress cried like a child weighing more than 200 pounds.
The "old people" next to us also feel the same. It doesn't matter if weirdos bully us. Even our own people bully us. Will this world allow people to live
"What are you doing?"
"You bastard, I'll beat you to death!"
Several well-meaning people nearby looked at the king angrily, gnashing their teeth, wishing they could pounce on the king and beat him up to execute justice.
King looked innocent, "Hey, don't be sad. See if your face has improved?"
"Eh?"
Those who denounced and accused King were surprised to see the "old man" whose face quickly recovered after being smeared with King's saliva, "Okay, his face has returned."
The "old man" was even more surprised, "My face, my face... Haha, I'm a handsome guy again."
cut!
Everyone looked at the guy with a bumpy face with disdain. Handsomeness is a derogatory term for you.
"Come, come, come, get in line."
King spat violently into the palm of his hand, beckoning his victims to come over and receive saliva.
"Um...can I change the liquid?"
"Of course, my urine also has detoxifying properties."
"Please smear your saliva all over my face and don't pity me."
Snapped!
A slap in the face, well, faithfully implement your request, I will definitely not pity you.
In just a moment, King changed the "old people" back to their original appearance. After they recovered, they suddenly looked at King unkindly.
"Why can you detoxify weird people? What's your relationship with weird people?" They often call the police or notify the Heroes Association if they can't give a reasonable explanation.
King: "..." As soon as he put on his pants, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone else.
"King, you killed the weirdo!?"
At this moment, an angry question suddenly sounded in the air, a green light passed by, and the tornado stopped steadily in the air, staring at King's arms that were dirty because of the coffee with a gloomy expression.
Others were shocked, what! ? Trembling tornado? King
"He killed the weirdo. He hit the head with one punch. There are still traces of killing the weirdo on his fist. I...I lost again." Tatsumaki felt aggrieved. She had obviously worked very hard. In order to find this weirdo, she I searched almost the entire Z city, but... But I still lost to the stinky king.
No, I can't give up, I am the strongest human being!
She stared at the king fiercely, and the words floated down from the sky through gritted teeth:
"Damn king, you won by chance again this time, but next time... I will definitely beat you next time, just wait for me, our agreement is not over yet, sooner or later we will have to compete in super powers. , I want to prove to everyone that I am the strongest human being."
The trembling Tatsumaki didn't wait for a second. After saying a harsh word with sadness and anger, he quickly disappeared into the sky and turned into a twinkling little star.
King looked at the mysterious tornado that came and went away with a confused expression, like the wind.
"Hey, what happened? Who can tell me? I'm very confused..."
He thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't come up with a reason. He could only attribute Tatsumaki's overreaction to the arrival of his aunt. This could explain why Tatsumaki, who had almost no holidays all year round, suddenly took a holiday without warning. It turned out to be Stay home with your relatives! But looking at her lively look, he was very confused. Could it be that the aunt of a legal loli dies faster than a normal woman
He turned around and suddenly found a group of wolf-like eyes around him, well, perverts.
"Wow, it's Mr. King. I want to give birth to a monkey."
Hello, are you a man? Are you sure you can give birth to a monkey
"It turns out that Mr. King killed the weirdo and even cured our appearance. I will never be able to repay such a great kindness in my lifetime. I have decided that I will repay your kindness with my life."
Auntie, you are not repaying a favor, this is clearly revenge!
"Mr. King, let's take a couple photo together."
Well, don't rush over, otherwise I won't blame you for being rude and turning the photo you took into your posthumous photo.