"Who are you?"
Wang Feng looked at the guy who destroyed his first battle. He was young in appearance, wearing a red insulated tights with a "~" thunderbolt symbol on his chest. He was carrying a large brand-name battery - Nanfu, and wore a red miner's lamp on his head. There is a wire connected to the battery on the back of the miner's lamp cap. The miner's lamp on the cap emits a faint green light. He should be a hero. However, he only knows S-class heroes and a few ABC heroes. The charming guy in front of him is obviously not in his memory. inside.
The guy recited his specially prepared entrance speech coquettishly: "I was born on a night of thunder and lightning. I hold the thunder in my left hand and the lightning in my right hand. From then on, I control the thunder and lightning in the world. I am..."
"Thunder God?" Wang Feng interrupted.
"No, I am the 66th B-class hero—Kid Thunder!"
The thunder boy raised his head and chest, trying to make himself look tall and powerful so that he could accept Wang Feng's admiration.
"oh."
It's a pity that Wang Feng only has one faint word.
The thunder boy looked sideways at Wang Feng: "Hey, don't you have anything else to say? For example, you are so awesome, you are so handsome, etc."
"Anything else?" Wang Feng blinked and pointed at the piece of paper in the hand of the thunder boy, "Please remember your lines next time you appear. Thank you."
"Ah?" The thunder boy smiled awkwardly: "Ahem, this is the entrance speech I just asked someone to rewrite. I didn't remember it for the moment. I'm sorry. I will definitely not make this mistake next time. Can you take a picture of it for me? Post this to your circle of friends to promote me? Sorry to bother you, my popularity has dropped a bit recently... "
“…”
Wang Feng was speechless. He was indeed a professional hero, but he actually wanted to promote his popularity. It was amazing!
"Okay, you pose."
He has always been happy to do such small things as giving roses to others and leaving a lingering fragrance in his hands. Well, just posting on WeChat Moments, it’s just a little effort.
"Okay, thank you, thank you."
The thunder boy excitedly bowed to Wang Feng.
"I will use my special move 'Thunder Slash' to kill this underwear weirdo in a moment. Please help me capture the cool way I use the move. Oh, don't take pictures of bloody scenes, as that will affect my sunshine boy character. Thank you."
He carefully gave Wang Feng some precautions when taking photos.
"Well… "
Do professional heroes have such a hard life? There are so many things to pay attention to when taking a photo of killing a monster.
Wang Feng sighed softly, took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera function.
The Thunderbolt boy raised his electric baton, which was similar to an eyebrow baton, and said, "Sir, please get ready, I'm about to make a move." A trace of arc flashed on his electric baton.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say."
The underwear weirdo who was twitching from time to time on the ground shouted: "Let me introduce myself..."
"I'm sorry, the word count is not allowed in this article, so please go to hell... Thunder and Lightning Slash!"
The Thunderbolt boy suddenly had a stern expression, sharp eyes, and a perfect sneer at the corner of his mouth. He crouched slightly, holding the electric baton high, and the electric arc flickered. After maintaining this posture for ten seconds, he raised his head and asked Wang Feng: "Did you take the photo? "
"OK."
Wang Feng made an OK gesture, indicating that everything was done.
"Okay, now, let me put an end to you...panty freak!"
The Thunderbolt Boy finally took action this time. The electric baton in his hand flashed with thunder and lightning. Looking at it, it was definitely a high-voltage electric intensity.
“It’s not certain who ends who!”
"Pants punch to the sky!"
However, the underwear geek who had been lying on the ground pretending to be a passer-by suddenly sneered, clenched his palms into fists and raised his hand hard.
boom!
The Thunderbolt boy grunted and staggered back two steps. He coughed a few times, regained his breath, and looked at the underwear weirdo in surprise: "Ahem, I didn't expect you to recover so quickly."
"Hehe, a bigger surprise is coming later..."
The underpants monster laughed strangely, rushed towards the thunder boy, and shouted at the same time: "Pants quick punch!" His fists whistled like wind, and attacked the thunder boy violently.
"Idiot, I can shock you once, but I can shock you twice, but you dare to rush over here and seek death."
A glimmer of light flashed in the eyes of the thunder boy, and he smiled coldly. He tightened his grip on the electric baton in his hand, and the "Nanfu" battery behind his back quickly transmitted electricity to the electric baton, "Ten thousand volts!"
He suddenly swung the electric baton at the underpants monster, and the light on it was dazzling and the arc flashed.
puff!
Unexpectedly, the underwear weirdo didn't dodge and grabbed the electric baton with one hand.
"Looking for death." A trace of joy flashed in the Thunderbolt boy's eyes.
boom! boom! boom!
Several muffled sounds were heard, and the boy Thunderbolt's body suddenly bent like a cooked lobster, staggering backwards. His eyes widened in shock, and he shouted in disbelief: "How could you be okay?"
"Hey." The underwear weirdo chuckled, "Idiot, which pair of underwear have you ever seen that conducts electricity? I was just teasing you just now, but do you really think you can electrocute me?"
"So that's it." The thunder boy exhaled a few breaths, and his whole body tensed up: "Since thunder and lightning are useless to you, then let's see the real deal!"
His ability to reach such a high ranking as a B-class hero mainly relies on this electric equipment. His actual strength is mediocre, probably only at the level of a C-class hero. Therefore, after the lightning failure, his combat effectiveness dropped by at least half.
"Hey, boxer briefs, continuous punches!"
The underpants monster's fists became faster and faster, and even appeared as shadows in Wang Feng's eyes. After a while, he even saw more than a dozen shadows of his fists.
The Thunderbolt Kid steadily waved his electric baton to block his fists, and he and the Underpants Monster started fighting back and forth. The scene was evenly matched at one point.
After a while, the underwear geek laughed sinisterly and shouted in his heart: "The ultimate killer, original underwear!" He opened his mouth, and a smell of smelly underwear that was so rich that it could be seen instantly wafted out.
The thunder boy accidentally took a deep breath, ah ~ the rich seafood flavor!
His whole body suddenly froze, his face turned red, then purple, and finally blue, and he simply fell straight down. His eyes were dull, foam came out of his mouth, he had auditory hallucinations and hallucinations, and the miner's lamp above his head even changed from green light to green light. Turns into red light, indicating low battery.
This kind of original underwear for a strong man is too powerful and at the same time too cruel.
"It's over, hero!"
The underwear geek laughed strangely, and the thong pants under his feet rolled up automatically and turned into a sharp awl. He raised his feet back to gather strength, preparing to kill the thunder boy.
"Hey, have you had enough fun?"
A faint voice came from behind it.
"Um!?"
The underwear geek was startled, turned slightly to the side, and looked sideways at Wang Feng, "Chacha, you haven't run away yet. Are you scared?"
"Oh, run? This word has never been in my dictionary." (Hmm, are you serious when you say this?)
Wang Feng sneered. He slowly took off his white sweater and threw it aside. He pinched the brim of the peaked cap with his palms, suddenly lifted the peaked cap and threw it into the sky. He pointed at the underwear weirdo and shouted: "Niss, let's get hot and warm." Let’s fight passionately!”
"Huh!? You... you are king!?" The underwear weirdo gasped, his eyes widened, his rough face gradually turned red, and excitement quickly surfaced.
"King!?"
This powerful name made the Thunderbolt boy sober up as if he had been poisoned.
"king, king, king... ah, hoo, ah, hoo, king, you... you... I... I... my... idol... uh..."
The underwear monster's face was full of fanatical admiration, excited and exciting at the same time. He covered his chest as if he had a heart attack, his face was red, and he spoke intermittently. In the end, he rolled his eyes and was so excited that he fell into a coma.
"Well… "
Wang Feng, who had finally managed to get his blood boiling, looked at the unconscious underwear weirdo blankly, feeling extremely depressed. Where was the hot blooded fight that he had promised? Are you so excited that you fell into a coma because you admired me? It’s so embarrassing to be a weirdo, bah, we weirdos don’t have people like you.
"ah?"
The Thunderbolt boy, who had barely recovered, looked at the unsatisfied Wang Feng and the unconscious underwear weirdo in shock, and murmured to himself: "King is so powerful, he frightened the opponent just by his momentum. The weirdo was actually frightened just now and said, ' I'm at the point where I surrender. Oh my god, is this the strength of the strongest man on the planet? The dissatisfaction on his face is because he is too strong and has no opponent, so he feels empty inside? Is this the loneliness of the legendary master? ? There is a huge gap in strength between me and him. He is really an unattainable peak!"
Hey, you heard it wrong, the underwear weirdo said "I idol", not "I surrender"! Do you think you can listen well to what others say? Also, if you wear a helmet and listen to people talking all day long, will it affect your hearing? How can you pass CET-4 if you're like this
"Hey, don't kill him, send him to the association's weirdo prison!"
After all, the underpants weirdo is his ardent fan. He is so eager that he can't bear to attack him. What's more, the other party has passed out because of his fanatical worship of himself. It can be regarded as surrender. Why do you want Wang Feng to have the nerve to kill him while he is unconscious? Just let him The Thunder Boy escorts it to the association's weirdo prison. It's better than losing its life. As for taking it in? Sorry, he doesn't have perverts in his family, especially perverts who like to collect underwear, not even fans.
After Wang Feng finished his sentence, he picked up his peaked cap and sweatshirt and walked away boredly, completely unaware of the messy thoughts in the Thunderbolt boy's mind.
(This incident tells us a profound truth: Fanatic pursuit of stars is harmful to physical and mental health, so we must pursue stars rationally.)
"By the way, king has promised to help me promote in the circle of friends before!?" The thunder boy looked at Wang Feng's back gradually walking away, and remembered that Wang Feng helped take pictures just now. Who is it? Among the S-class heroes, the trembling Tatsumaki, Tongdi and others? Oops, am I going to show up in front of all the major S-class heroes? Will I become famous overnight because of this? Become a hero that attracts the attention of thousands of people? "
Thinking of this, he suddenly became excited.
…
The next day, he looked through all the news, and none of them were about him being posted on Moments by the king. His face was blank: "Why is there no news?"
At the same time, there was a lonely tweet in Wang Feng's circle of friends: This is the 66th B-class hero Thunderbolt Boy, a good guy.
The tweet was accompanied by a photo of Thunderbolt Kid.
However, there are zero replies, zero likes, and zero retweets on Twitter, because Wang Feng is the only one in the Moments from beginning to end. You have to know that King has no friends at all, and naturally there are no friends in the Moments, so the thunder boy wants to rely on him to post on Moments overnight. It became so popular that it was simply whimsical.
Alas, this is the so-called master's loneliness!