In the grove, Mace ran away quickly with a dart in his sleeve on the back of his head in a panic.
"Oh, I'm so lucky, so lucky. Fortunately, the dart hit my head. Fortunately, my skull is several times harder and thicker than ordinary people. Damn it, who is that guy? I have worked so hard to build the Taoyuan Group. He was killed in one fell swoop, don’t let me run into him next time, otherwise I will kill him... Hey, are there others?"
In front of him, a shiny braised egg head was shaking, "Bald head? Are you an admirer who is following the Taoyuan Group? Well, we happen to be short of manpower, so let's develop him into the organization!"
"Where are the people from the Taoyuan Group? Why is there no movement at all?"
After Saitama entered the grove, he found that the lively grove had become quiet. "Several couples of people who looked like lovers ran away just now. I forgot to ask them if they had seen anyone from the Taoyuan group."
Phew!
A burst of birds flew past, and he felt the sky and the earth darken. He turned his head in confusion, and saw the Mace's broad body, nearly two meters high, blocking the sunlight. He blinked, "Oh, I found it." He stepped on the iron shoes. There was no place to look for, and it took no effort to get it. The guys from Taoyuan Group unexpectedly delivered it to my door. Are they here to apologize? Hum, I will not accept their apology easily, causing me to be misunderstood as a bad person. This revenge must be avenged.
Mace stared at Saitama's bald head with a majestic expression, "Do you want to join our Taoyuan group? Young man."
ha? Misunderstood, not only the citizens misunderstood me as a bad person, but also the bad people misunderstood me as a bad person. I am really not a bad person. You bad people are too hateful. You actually think that I am a bad person. Not all bald people are bad people.
Saitama waved his hand, "No, I don't want to join you."
The mace pointed at Saitama's bald head and said, "If you don't want to join our Taoyuan group, why do you want to shave your head?"
"My hairstyle? Oh, you misunderstood, I'm not shaving my head, I'm bald... Huh? Hey, this is not the point, listen carefully..." Saitama looked at the mace seriously, "I He is a hero motivated by interest, and I am here to destroy you. By the way, where are your other men? Call them out, I want to destroy them together!"
"Hero? Damn little bastard, you don't want to join our Taoyuan Group, so... go to hell!!"
The mace gritted its teeth and punched out with a ferocious expression, hitting Saitama in the head.
Boom!
The quiet grove stirred up again. The mace struck, the air waves rolled, the grass clippings flew, the trees broke, and the surrounding area of more than ten meters was instantly cleared.
"Huh, damn little bastard, you wasted my time and exposed my position." Mace looked at the big noise he had made and thought to himself, "You have to get out of this ghost place quickly, otherwise it will be like that ghost." The guy will definitely come after me... huh?"
The dust dispersed, and Saitama stood in front of him intact, looking at him with an innocent face. His pupils shrank, and his face was full of surprise, "How is it possible? How can this little **** be okay? He was clearly hit by a punch just now. head…”
Saitama looked disappointed, "You're too bad. I was really looking forward to how powerful your battle suit is. Now it seems like it's nothing. It's just a little stronger, and the appearance is not good-looking at all."
"Damn it, you little bastard, how dare you belittle my battle uniform!!" Mace was furious, "Do you know how hard I worked to get this battle uniform? You little bastard doesn't understand it at all. value."
"Huh, just right, I'll use you to test its true power!!"
He squatted slightly, and the flame around his waist burned blazingly. His whole body's aura instantly became terrifying. The muscles in his body swelled like air, and in an instant he became as tough as a rock monster.
He shook his hands in circles, and for a moment, his hands were like the wheels of a speeding car. The original appearance of his hands could not be seen clearly, and only the shadow of the rapidly shaking fist could be seen.
"Isn't this the spinning circle I used to play when I was a kid?"
Saitama rubbed his nose, "This Mace guy reminds me a little bit! The same guy has no job, the same bald head, but the difference is that he is the bad guy and I am the hero."
"Little **, go to hell! Attack with spinning wheels!!"
The mace's hands slammed down like a giant hammer!
puff! puff!
Saitama lightly stretched out his hands to catch it, and his fist the size of a mace casserole was immediately firmly grasped by him.
"This... this little **... is strong... scary..."
Mace's pupils shrank, and cold sweat suddenly dripped down his forehead.
Saitama looked at the mace seriously and struck out with his fist, hitting the mace in the abdomen.
Click!
The sound of breaking glass floated clearly, Mace's combat uniform instantly shattered into rags, and he became a naked man, being honest with Saitama.
"Little... little **, wait... wait a minute, I... I just don't want to work..." Mace was shocked and begged for mercy.
Saitama looked bored and said, "Let's go, don't do bad things again." At least wait until your hair grows before you do bad things again!
"Thank you! Thank you!"
Mace was overjoyed, hurriedly thanked him and ran away, throwing his little brother.
"Hey, look what I captured? The mace... Saitama little **?"
Behind a certain big tree, King was sorting out his camera videos with a speechless expression. He didn't expect that he was going to secretly take pictures of Saitama and Sonic's battle, but he failed.
call out! Click!
"I told you I'm not from the Taoyuan Group!"
Just when King was depressed, another battle broke out outside. He poked his head out curiously and looked over, only to see Sonic holding a broken katana, while Saitama, who looked helpless, had many blade fragments falling in front of him. You can imagine what happened just now During the battle, Sonic stabbed Saitama, and Saitama shattered Sonic's katana.
Sonic looked at Saitama and said calmly: "Stop lying. The bald head on your head has proven everything. You are the one who slipped through the net of Taoyuan Group."
Saitama quickly explained: "Hey, don't you know me? Although I am a hero based on interest, I have always been very active. I have gone through many heroic activities and eliminated countless weirdos and evil organizations..."
"I don't know." Sonic said without mercy.
laugh!
It hurts my heart, old man!
Saitama's expression collapsed, and the corner of his mouth suddenly pulled out, "Oh, oh, okay... okay!"
Sonic showed an innocent smile: "It doesn't matter whether I know you or not. I was born in a ninja village and have studied ninjutsu for many years, but you have seen through your moves twice. This is unforgivable. My self-esteem will not let you go. your!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you just want to test your own moves!" Saitama revealed unceremoniously, "I guessed it just by looking at your innocent smile."
"oh?"
Sonic subconsciously covered his innocent smile, and then gave an evil laugh. His whole body swayed and disappeared into the air. Multiple afterimages appeared in the woods. His speed was extremely fast, beyond the range of the naked eye.
"My speed exceeds the speed of sound, can you... can you see me!? Can you keep up with my speed!? Little **!"
In the void, his voice was full of pride and pride. Supersonics was his pride.
Saitama raised his dead eyes and said with a relaxed expression: "Hey, I said... can I go home?" He turned his head and stared directly at Sonic who was attacking.
Um? See it through.
Sonic was shocked, gritting his teeth and staring at Saitama, "This little bitch... is unforgivable, Wind Blade Kick!" He spun around and swept his slender thighs down towards Saitama like a whip.
Saitama took a step back slightly to avoid Sonic's wind blade kick. At the same time, he clenched his fists and struck upwards. His eyes were fixed on Sonic's crotch, and he whispered word by word: "You! Play! Egg! It’s gone!!!”
Click!
A sound like breaking eggs echoed in the woods.
King looked at the scene in front of him and shivered all over. His balls hurt vaguely. Saitama's fist hit Sonic's crotch. With one punch, he could clearly see Sonic's balls moving... moving...
"Eh?" Saitama looked at his masterpiece and was equally surprised. Why didn't this guy hide? "Well... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it. You were very fast. I thought you could escape..."
"ah!!?"
Sonic turned over and landed not far away, his face covered in cold sweat, his eyes suddenly bloodshot, and his usually tough feet were shaking constantly, and he could hardly stand.
It really... hurts! Unforgivable!
He gritted his teeth and pointed at Saitama, "Since I left the Ninja Village, from assassin to bodyguard, I am the strongest ninja who can complete any job beautifully - Sonic. It is not the style of a ninja to admit defeat, little **, tell me For your name, I must defeat you to win back my dignity and glory!"
Saitama blinked, looked at the brave Sonic speechlessly, and said: "Saitama." What a stubborn person. Shouldn't he go to the infertility andrology hospital at this time to see if the eggs are still useful? If you have eggs, everyone will be happy. If you don’t have eggs, just wear women’s clothing!
Sonic said harshly, "Saitama, you will be dead next time we meet."
"oh."
Saitama looked at Sonic's crotch worriedly. If he didn't get treatment quickly, it would really be useless.
"I, Sonic, will use my ultimate ninjutsu to kill you, just wait and see!"
After saying that, Sonic turned over and disappeared from Saitama's eyes.
Saitama was inspired by Sonic's perseverance and encouraged: "Come on... cure the eggs!"
"Eh?"
"Well?"
Out of Saitama's sight, King and Sonic looked at each other blankly. For a long time, King calmly put away the camera and said hello: "Hello, Sonic, my name is King. I followed the remnants of the Taoyuan Group here."
“…”
Sonic's legs went weak, and he knelt down with a bang, tears streaming down his face, "Brother, I saw it, the picture on your camera was of me being hit in the balls."
"Huh? Sonic, there's no need to salute like this."
King was frightened by Sonic's sudden kneeling and quickly tried to help him up.
"Mr. King, don't move. I lost the battle just now. My balls hurt and I can't stand anymore. Can you take me to a doctor?"
"Oh, oh, come on, let me help you."
"Mr. King, the scene you just recorded..."
"Oh, that's evidence of the Taoyuan Group's crime. I want to hand it over to the police station."
“…”