In the woods of F City.
"Spare... spare me!?"
Mace looked at the two mechanical cyborgs in front of him in horror, tears streaming down his face, and begging hard.
However…
boom!
What he responded to was a fierce punch, which directly broke his head and caused blood to flow out.
The moonlight shines on the bodies of the two mechanical transformations. One has one eye, is covered in golden steel armor, and has two curved iron pipes on his shoulders. The other has half a head covered with glass. You can see clearly through the transparent glass. Reaching his squirming brain, he had no hands, replaced by five iron clips as small as clothes hangers.
"How stupid is this person who stole the organization's battle uniform and still wants to beg for mercy?"
"We just let you get away with it for a while just to get experimental data on the combat suit. Do you think you can escape our sanctions?"
"What to do with the body?"
"Don't worry about him, there will be police or heroes to take care of him."
After a brief exchange of words, the two mechanical transformers turned around and disappeared into the night.
In fact, if they examine the mace carefully, they can see that the fallen mace is crying, "Thank you mom for giving me such a hard skull, otherwise I will be dead, mom, I was wrong, I will never mess around again, I will definitely listen to your advice and correct my evil ways, and find a good job."
…
Saitama's house in the uninhabited area of Z City.
"Sonic Sonic? Who is that? His name is similar to a very painful headache. Is he Superman?" Genos held his chin in thought after hearing Saitama describe everything he encountered today.
"Hey, this is not the point. The point is... I went out on the street and was misunderstood as a terrorist by the citizens!!" Saitama held up his egg-shaped face, with a black look on his forehead, extremely depressed, "I have been a hero for three years based on my hobbies. , defeated countless weirdos and evil forces. I have never seen any other hero have such a record as me. I am so active, everyone should know me, right? It is not surprising to have one or two female fans, right? But... But... There is someone today Said... you don't know me... you don't know me!! The person who solved the weirdo before was obviously me! How come my popularity is so low!?"
Genos looked solemn, "Indeed, the teacher is right. The news just broadcast also said that it is not Teacher Saitama, let alone the salty superman called Sonic, but a man called the Undocumented Knight. A hero, why? Well, could it be said..."
He asked in disbelief: "Teacher, haven't you registered with the Heroes Association to become a professional hero?"
Saitama was confused: "What is the Hero Association?"
"The Hero Association is a professional hero management organization." Genos introduced: "Only by signing up for the hero test held regularly by the Hero Association, and passing the test, can you be registered in the hero namebook and gain the right to call yourself a hero, using your personal name. Those who engage in heroic activities and call themselves heroes will not be recognized by society, and will be regarded as nonsense perverts and be looked down upon by others."
"Huh~ I never knew..." Saitama held his head and listened to Genos' introduction in disbelief, "By the way, Genos, have you registered to be a hero?"
Genos shook his head, "No, I don't need to." His purpose is revenge, and it doesn't matter whether he becomes a hero or not.
"Oh, that's it!" Saitama's eyes lit up and he said, "Genos, go and register as a hero. If you accompany me to register as a hero, I will accept you as my disciple."
Genos said energetically: "Teacher, let's go!"
…
F City Association Hospital.
"This ward is very lively today!"
King looked at the three people lying in the ward and exclaimed. There were three beds lined up in the ward. From left to right were the righteous cuckold - the undocumented knight, Zhang Dapao - Snake, it hurts... Sonic Sonic.
"Well, the young people nowadays are really lazy. They even start riots in order to avoid work. They are not old-fashioned!" Boss Bang Gu put his hands behind his back with a sigh on his face.
"Ah, Sonic-san, please open your mouth..."
The sexy prisoner made chicken soup herself, and even wanted to feed Sonic to drink it.
"No, thank you for your kindness, but don't bother, I don't eat chicken..." Sonic pushed away the spoon extended by the sexy prisoner in disgust.
The sexy prisoner coaxed Sonic like a child: "Sonic-san, a man must be as flexible and flexible as a spoon. Be good and eat chicken..."
"Mr. King, how is the investigation of the shadow under the sea?" Snake's red and swollen lips have disappeared, leaving only some red spots on his face. He is lying on the hospital bed, still worried about the situation of the shadow under the sea.
"It has been handed over to the association. According to them, they are keeping an eye on it to prevent that weirdo from invading the land." King said casually, then turned his eyes to the silent undocumented knight over there, "Hey, Wu Certificate knight?"
"Oh, Lord King, call me?" The unlicensed knight looked at King with admiration. This is the real hero. Unfortunately, my qualifications are too poor and my strength has never been improved. I can only do good things and good things within my ability. .
"Have you... been emotionally hurt?" King looked at the cuckold of the undocumented knight thoughtfully, forgive the cuckold!
"I can't tell you the emotional pain." The undocumented knight said helplessly: "It's just that the girls I know don't recognize my profession, that is, there is not enough salary, not enough power, and not enough fame. Haha, but, I am I love the profession of a hero. I long to help others, I long to eliminate evil, and I long even more for the world to become harmonious and beautiful. Even if my strength is low, even if everyone laughs at me for not overestimating my abilities, I have never regretted it, because "Every time after helping others, I feel satisfied when I see others smiling and saying 'thank you' to me. I know that being a hero is my destiny and helping others is my duty."
"Nice dream."
As for Lei Feng, King also hoped to become Lei Feng when he grew up, but he later became a bee, buzzing at work all day long.
"Young people are very energetic. There is a lack of energetic people like you among heroes." Bang Gu commented with a smile, "Unlike me, the old man, who is lifeless."
The Child Emperor said with a smile: "What, Silver Fang, you were full of energy when you were playing with the children a few days ago! How could you look a little lifeless?"
Chalanzi didn't speak and ate the fruit in a muffled voice, because he knew that if he opened his mouth, he would be criticized by his teacher again. As a disciple of Liushuiyan Shattering Fist, he really couldn't do anything!
…
D city coast.
The calm sea surface in the past suddenly set off a huge tidal wave, which hit the coast one after another. In the waves, a huge, looming black shadow marched towards the shore, and a loud sound like the explosion of spring thunder echoed between the sky and the earth:
"God said that humans are guilty and should go to hell to repent. As God's messenger, I will carry out my sacred mission to cleanse the world and restore peace and nature to the world."
God... is also very good!