The results of Colson's investigation into King's "imperial talk" came out quickly. However, the content of the investigation report was not ideal, and the answers from teachers and children were varied.
Some said: At that time, they only saw King's mouth open, and an invisible sound wave spread out like water waves. The thugs didn't even have a chance to react, and they fell down on the spot.
Invisible sound waves? very good, very powerful.
Some said: Mr. King pouted his mouth at that time, and a big red heart kiss flew out and exploded next to the thug.
This, this, this is a bit too much!
Some said: I think the king is like the God of creation. God said: There must be light, so there was light. The king said: You deserve to die, so the thugs fell.
Um? Are you the eldest brother? Or the eldest sister? Is there no tax on sexual immorality
Of course, in addition to the teachers who tried their best to say good things to King because they felt ashamed of him and described King as something rare in the world and unique on earth, there was also a group of innocent children in the kindergarten. Their answers were particularly unified: Uncle King Kill the bad guy with just one spit!
"One...spit the thug to death?"
Xiqi glanced at the investigation report and stared at Coulson: "Do you think this statement is reliable?"
Coulson pushed up his glasses and said seriously: "Minister Xiqi, I think the children lack understanding of the world, and they also lack considerable vocabulary reserves. They cannot use correct words to describe the king's moves. In the eyes of the children, What comes out of the mouth is only spit, so I think the children's answers can only prove that King's moves are fired from his mouth, but they cannot be used as evidence of specific moves. However, the teachers have different opinions. So it’s impossible to determine King’s specific moves.”
"Well, what you said makes sense." Xiqi smiled with satisfaction: "Since we can't figure out the specific moves of King, then according to Mike's definition, it will be officially named 'Emperor's Mouth Cannon'. It can be found on the official website of the association. Just write it like this.”
As one of the association's signature characters, how could King's move be spitting? It is too low and affects the image, so even if what the children say is true, they will choose to ignore it for the benefit and image of the association, and are more willing to believe the exaggerated descriptions of Mike and the teachers. What's more, with the strength of the king, Citizens will definitely believe an exaggerated description, so there is no danger of being questioned.
"By the way, the promotional event of Sunflower Kindergarten was not successfully held. Please help me call King here, and we will discuss when to carry out hero promotion again."
"Minister, just call us to discuss such a small matter. King is so busy (which of your eyes can you see when King is busy? He is clearly so idle), it's not good for us to disturb him all the time."
"No, in addition to the hero promotion activities, I also came up with the creative idea of shooting a new advertisement. I must invite the king to come over and discuss it carefully."
"Huh? Minister, you still dare to ask King to shoot an advertisement? Aren't you afraid that he will destroy the headquarters?" Colson smiled bitterly. King warned them last time not to mess around again. Minister Xiqi is playing with fire!
"It's okay, I'm shooting a serious hero commercial this time."
Xiqi stared at King's investigation report, and a very creative public service announcement was gradually taking shape in his mind.
"Okay, I'll let Mike pick it up."
Coulson reluctantly agreed, praying secretly in his heart that Xiqi would not lose his mind, otherwise he would have one more expense every year - buying incense and candles for Xiqi to take to his grave.
…
"Ding dong!"
Wang Feng was playing games at home when someone rang the doorbell.
Click!
"Mike?" After he opened the door, he looked at Mike holding a cardboard box in surprise: "Why are you here?"
Mike looked at Wang Feng with admiration: "Sir King, Minister Xiqi asked me to pick you up and take you to the headquarters. At the same time, I will send you letters of thanks from the teachers and children of Sunflower Kindergarten."
Wang Feng took the carton and asked casually: "Oh, Xiqi wants to see me for something?"
Mike: "The main reason is that the hero promotion event has been interrupted. The minister wants to discuss the restart plan with you."
"Well, just this little thing?"
Wang Feng asked Mike to come in and sit down.
Mike glanced at the floorless second floor in surprise, and replied respectfully: "Oh, the minister seems to have other important matters to discuss with you, so he asked me to come and pick you up."
"Well, it's just idle time anyway."
Wang Feng opened the carton and read several thank-you letters sent by the teachers and students of Sunflower Kindergarten. He found that almost all of them were apologies, which made him confused and confused.
"Mike, wait until I pack up and we'll set off."
He moved the carton into the utility room and took a few more glances at the vaccine human egg. He found that the vaccine human egg still had no reaction. He looked away depressedly and followed Mike to the headquarters of the Heroes Association.
…
O city, seaside!
"Human beings full of desires, accept the verdict!"
Wow!
The sea surface parted, and a seven-eight-meter-tall strange man walked out from under the sea. His body was shriveled up like a mummy, his head had front, back, left, and right sides, and his appearance was weird like an alien.
"Weird..."
"Escape..."
As soon as the weirdo appeared, the tourists on the beach suddenly screamed in fear and ran away, but suddenly they all fell limply, like dominoes. From near to far, the weirdo seemed to emit a regular wave, and anyone who came into contact with this wave All people will lose consciousness and fall into a coma.
The weirdo stepped onto the beach, without even looking at the fallen human being, and walked towards the center of O, leaving a series of huge footprints on the beach.
"O City residents, please pay attention. O City residents, please pay attention. The Hero Association has issued an urgent notice that ghost-level monsters have appeared on the beach and are invading the city center. Currently, the Hero Association is dispatching heroes to eliminate the monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, all residents, please Stay away from the beach and seek refuge in a shelter…”
The weird siren in the center of O issued an emergency announcement. After listening to the announcement in horror, the residents of O City rushed to shelters or other cities in panic.
However, once there is a large-scale movement of people, there will be congestion, traffic jams, crowds of people, and the efficiency of escape is very slow.
The weirdo came step by step and did not kill anyone, but countless people lost consciousness and fell on the street in various directions. From a distance, it looked like a farmer was drying rice.
The left side of the weirdo's mouth keeps muttering: "Appetite", the back mouth shouts: "Killing Thoughts", the right side of the mouth smiles strangely: "Sex (River Crab) Desire", and the front face judges loudly and righteously: "Judgment!"
Wherever it passes, all human beings will faint, like a curse, and no one can escape. Perhaps as it says itself, it is the judge of desires. Anyone who has three desires: appetite, murderous desire, and sexual desire. Everyone must accept the verdict.
However, appetite is the basis for human survival, and sexual desire is the basis for human existence. Basically every human being will have these two desires. Unless a god, no one can escape one of the two desires.
Moreover, there is a murderous intention on the back of the monster, which means that those who have the intention to kill will also be sentenced. No matter who the intention to kill is directed at, maybe an enemy or a weirdo, anyway, you have to accept the judgment if you have the intention to kill. .
Just so domineering!
From this point of view, the weirdo's ability is not so much similar to a curse, but rather, it is a newly formulated natural rule - a rule used to destroy all mankind!
This is very similar to the Vaccine Man. Could he be another Earth Protection Ambassador