Uh-huh!
The door to the war room opens.
"Hey, Uncle Xiqi, what's the matter with you coming to me in such a hurry? I'm attending a cram school, so I lied and went to the toilet and left. I will be scolded by the teacher again next time in class."
The child emperor was carrying a schoolbag and holding a lollipop in his mouth, complaining all the way.
Tong Di, the 5th ranked S-class hero, is a 10-year-old boy and one of the think tanks of the Hero Association. He uses technological weapons hidden in his backpack to attack enemies. At the same time, after removing the weapons, he still possesses the strength of an A-class hero. Bofur Former assistant of Dr. Yi (Metal Knight).
"Tong Emperor, you are here at the right time. Help us analyze the weakness of the weirdo. This weirdo is very weird. So far, we have not been able to find an effective way to attack."
When Xiqi saw the Tong Emperor coming, he was happy and quickly asked the Tong Emperor to come over and analyze the information about the weirdo.
"Well?"
The child emperor licked the lollipop and stared at the relationship video that was playing quickly on the computer screen. At the same time, he listened to Maria describing the failure of heroes such as Super Alloy Black Light and Metal Knight. The more he watched, the more his eyebrows wrinkled. Finally, with a solemn expression on his face, he said: "This is an almost inexplicable weirdo."
"What? How can there be such a child's play setting as no solution in the world?" (Saitama: What do you think? King: What do you think?)
Xiqi's first reaction was that it was impossible. If it were true, wouldn't it mean that humankind would perish
"Judging from these videos, I surmise..." Tong Di subconsciously licked the lollipop and said in a solemn voice: "This weirdo's power comes from the rules of nature, or in other words, the rules of nature."
"Rules? What source of power is that?" Xiqi wondered. He had heard of sources of power such as mechanical power, martial arts, superpowers, and body training, but he had never heard of the power of rules.
"Swartzkishud said that all power in the world comes from natural rules." Tong Di explained and analyzed: "If I guess correctly, the weirdo should have a rule power of desire judgment. Listen carefully to the weirdo. The words 'appetite', 'sexual desire', 'killing desire' and 'judgment' are muttered from beginning to end. It can be inferred that anyone who has these three desires, no matter how strong you are, will enter the range of the weird power fluctuations. , will all be judged and lose consciousness.”
"What? How is that possible?"
Xiqi and others looked at the child emperor licking the lollipop in shock. However, the defeat of the super alloy black light just proved the child emperor's reasoning. No matter how strong you are, under the aura of the weirdo's rules, there is no room for resistance.
"How is it possible?"
The tornado floated in from outside, and she yawned: "I finally took a nap, and you woke me up again. Really, can't I do things without you? Hmph."
"Tatsumaki, you finally woke up." Xiqi's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed: "We have encountered a weirdo that cannot be solved. It seems that only you can eliminate the weirdo without any harm."
Tatsumaki proudly crossed his chest and said: "What, there are no other heroes in the Heroes Association? Do you have to ask me to come out to deal with the weirdos? Oh, the Heroes Association might as well be called the Tatsumaki Association. What's the use of raising other heroes?"
"Hehe...hehe..."
Xiqi sneered and didn't answer.
Swish!
The door of the war room opened again, and the 15th S-class metal bat walked in carrying his own special baseball bat. He had a plane haircut, wearing a black jacket, a red long-sleeved T-shirt, and loose black sweatpants, with a full face. Ruffian: "Hey, Xiqi, I'm warning you in advance. In order to rush here, I gave up watching Qianzi's piano competition. If you don't have anything important to do, huh, be careful, I'll smash the headquarters."
"Hahaha… "
Xiqi forced a laugh, he had recruited all S-class heroes, each one was weirder than the last, or they had too strong personalities.
"Hey, a lot of people are here."
The Venerable Master in the vest came in carrying two 500kg dumbbells.
Tap!
Then Flash, the 12th S-class hero, also arrived. He had long, silky, waist-length golden hair, with several blue star hairpins in his hair. He had blue eyes and an awl face, and was extremely handsome. He was wearing a white Wearing a cloak and a dark armored tights, after entering the war room, he raised his eyes and glanced at everyone, and then quietly leaned against the wall holding his beloved sword "Shunsasamaru" without making any comments.
"Colson, where are the other S-class heroes?"
Xiqi saw that an hour had passed. Why were only the S-class heroes in front of him here? Where was the Atomic Samurai? Where are the silver fangs? Where is the Pig God? What about sexy prisoners? What about Driver Knight? What about Zombie Man? Where's the police dog man? King... Well, King is already on his way here. Blast... Well, forget it, this ancestor has never appeared.
Coulson solemnly reported: "Minister, Atomic Samurai hurt his hand while peeling an apple yesterday. He is currently recovering from his injury. Silver Fang went out to buy groceries and cannot be found for the time being. Pig God is said to have eaten too much and has indigestion. He went out for a walk. He has lost his appetite and disappeared. The sexy prisoner fell in love with a beautiful man on the TV news and escaped from prison to pursue her. There is no news for the time being. The driver knight is replacing important parts of the private part of the body and cannot spare the time to come over. Zombie A man ran a red light and got into a tragic car accident. His body was crushed by a truck. His body has not recovered yet. The police dog man said that he only protects Q City. A copycat Q City like O City is not within his protection. Well, King is already in the Mike car and has just entered city A. I believe he will arrive soon. In addition, the blaster is still out of contact and I don’t know whether he is alive or dead."
"Well, I understand, let's ignore them for now." Xiqi looked at the arriving S-class heroes solemnly: "Tong Emperor, tell Tatsumaki and the others about the weirdness of the weirdos."
Emperor Tong licked the lollipop and introduced: "The four-faced monster, or more appropriately called the Judge of Desire, has a very special power. It belongs to the power of rules that has never appeared before. Anyone with 'appetite', 'sexuality' (River Crab) People with these three desires: "desire" and "killing desire", no matter how strong you are, after entering the fluctuation range of the weird rules, you will be judged and lose consciousness. Appetite is the basis for human survival, and sexual desire is the basis for human survival. Every human being will have one of these two desires. In addition, people with murderous thoughts will also be punished. In other words, if we want to eliminate weirdos, we naturally touch the bottom line of the rules."
"So, the weirdo's power of rules is almost unsolvable!"
The metal bat didn't take it seriously: "Hey, no matter it's a ghost-level monster or a dragon-level monster, I'll smash them all."
Lord Vest squeezed his dumbbells: "Let my vest teach it to behave well."
Tatsumaki held his chest and floated in the air, saying condescendingly: "Huh, there is no weirdo in the world that one meteorite cannot solve. If there is, then two."
Flash glanced at the Child Emperor indifferently and stroked his beloved knife without saying a word.
"Ahem, maybe you didn't understand the meaning of the Child Emperor's words." Xiqi coughed dryly and said in a deep voice: "Not long ago, Super Alloy Black Light was defeated. He lost consciousness and fell down before he even had a chance to get close to the weirdo. .”
"Hiss~"
Metal Bat and others took a breath of air. As S-class heroes, of course they knew the strength of Super Alloy Black Light. Its terrifying physical defense and powerful strength were unmatched by anyone in the association. If they got into a fight, they wouldn't be able to match it. I was sure that I could defeat Black Light, but for such a guy with incomparable strength, he was killed by a weirdo... in seconds!
"Only robots can get rid of the power of the rules of weirdos." The Child Emperor threw out another blockbuster message: "However, the dozen robots sent out by Dr. Beaufoy that could destroy ghost-level weirdos were also destroyed by the Desire Judge. , that is to say, two S-class heroes have been defeated, and the weirdo’s level may be... special dragon level!"
“…”
Venerable Vest and others fell silent.
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Ps: Flash Little Theater!
Flash: Bei Qian, come out here. Ha, I finally appeared on stage, but you didn’t even give me a line? What does it mean
D-Class Hero No. 666: Oh, your setting means there are no lines! You are just a facade trying to make up for the word count. It’s OK to just pose and act cool.
Flash: Stop talking and draw your sword. I'll show you what speed is!
Bei Qian: I will arrange your lines for you next time, so hurry up.
Flash: Okay! Stunt skill: Get out at the speed of light!
Gulu gulu…