"Ding, it is detected that the host's consciousness has been deprived and his life is threatened, and the system automatically activates the wake-up mechanism."
"Ding, the system is low on energy, consume cards to replenish energy."
The system consumed the two-star card Fanta Monster and the one-star card Vaccine Man (Young) in succession, and even reminded Wang Feng that he had reached level 5 and gained 5 attribute points and 1 skill point. Unfortunately, , without comprehending any skills.
"Ding, there is enough energy, the awakening mechanism is activated!"
Ouch!
In the Mercedes-Benz car, Wang Feng woke up from his stupor, covered his head and pushed open the door, staggered out and fell to the ground.
I had no idea what I had just experienced! Two cards were missing from the system and were not discovered.
"I understand. Although the king's luck value is full, there is an old saying that 'luck is at its worst', so I must have taken into account the two characteristics of the strongest luck and the strongest bad luck."
After he sobered up for a while, he couldn't help but complain, "Oh my god, how unlucky must he be to encounter all kinds of dangers one after another? Let's not talk about weirdos. He encountered some thugs a few days ago, and now he has a car accident. This is so unlucky, the bad guy is not as unlucky as me!
"Hey, where's Mike?"
After he recovered, he stood up with the help of the car. Through the broken window, he saw Mike passed out on the driver's seat. He reached in, opened the door, and pulled Mike out.
Bang bang bang!
"Mike, wake up..."
He slapped Mike hard several times, well, either in retaliation or simply to wake him up.
"It's strange. The heartbeat is normal and there is no injury. Why is there no reaction at all?"
He checked Mike's body and found that he was not injured in the car accident. His heartbeat and pulse were normal. He looked at Mike's pale face and said, "Is this guy really sick? Or is he cursed by a weirdo?"
Seeing that he couldn't wake Mike up, he glanced around. They had entered the edge of O City. There were some scattered buildings. However, the surroundings were inexplicably quiet. There were only some insects and birds flying by, but not a single person.
"Where did the weirdo go?"
Before the car accident, he clearly heard the strange roar of the weirdo. How come it disappeared after a while
"Huh? No one is opening the door at the supermarket? Are the keys on the car still not taken out? It seems that the weirdo has indeed been here just now, causing all the citizens to run away. Well, as the saying goes, a good horse never turns back, and weirdos shouldn't either. I will return again, which means that this is a safe place for the time being."
He supported Mike and slowly walked around the city, hoping to hail a taxi. However, the streets were very deserted. Cars were on the road with no one inside, but the car keys were inserted into the keyholes. There were also no supermarkets. People, but the door is open.
Kaka!
There was a slight sound of footsteps coming from the street entrance.
"Huh? That dragon-level weirdo that Mike mentioned?"
Wang Feng's breathing suddenly stagnated. He didn't dare to bet on who was coming, and hurriedly helped Mike into the deserted supermarket to escape.
Chuchu...chuchu...
He and Mike hid behind the shelves, their hearts pounding nervously, and the strange engine-like sound echoed in the silent supermarket, making it particularly harsh.
"Damn it, I must have a heart transplant when I get rich in the future, otherwise this 'Emperor Engine' heart will kill me sooner or later."
Wang Feng pressed his chest hard with both hands and took deep breaths, hoping to suppress his beating heart.
"Well, is there anyone in the supermarket?"
A bald man with hanging eyes and a loose body appeared at the door of the supermarket. He was wearing a yellow Superman suit, red rubber gloves for washing dishes, cheap red rain boots on his feet, and a white cape on his back. Such obvious features , I think everyone has guessed his identity.
That's right, he is the man who will soon become famous all over the world... the bald caped man! Saitama!
"Hey, it turns out there's no one there. The supermarket special sale leaflet clearly states that the sale will end in one hour, so why are people already off work? Damn it, you shouldn't have wasted time on that ugly monster with four faces just now. "
Saitama held up a supermarket flyer with a depressed look.
"Hey, what is this sudden sound?" He scratched his face with his fingers in confusion, "It's almost the same as my usual fart sound!"
“…”
When Wang Feng heard the voices, he knew that the person coming was not a weirdo, because no weirdo would ask "Is there anyone there" so politely? Their question should be "Who else?"
"Let's go. Nice underwear is on sale in P city. It's time to make up my mind to change my underwear. How can anyone not change their underwear for more than a year? Well, that's how I convince myself."
Saitama threw away the original supermarket special sale flyer, took it out from his body, and took out another P city supermarket special sale flyer. He stared at the cover of Wang Feng who was only wearing underwear on it and said, "Well, look at what he's wearing. It’s pretty good, it should be suitable for me!”
"Hey, wait a minute."
Wang Feng put down the microphone and walked out of the shelf. He saw a very familiar bald man dressed as a hero standing at the door of the supermarket. He vaguely guessed that the person might be Saitama. He was slightly excited and excited. When he saw the person was about to leave, he quickly stopped.
After all, Saitama has saved many lives. However, he has never had the opportunity to express his gratitude in person. What's more, his current status and reputation are all due to Saitama.
He must express his thanks for such a great favor.
He walked over excitedly, his hand already stretched out, ready to hold Saitama's hand to express his gratitude to Saitama for saving his life over the years.
"Na?"
When Saitama heard someone calling him, he turned around in confusion and saw the excited Wang Feng. His face was surprised, and he pointed at Wang Feng and said, "Hey, are you underwear?"
“…”
Wang Feng's excited expression suddenly froze, and his steps as he walked over were also stiff, hehe... hehe... What a cold joke, you are numb and bald, who do you think is the underwear, you are the underwear, your whole family is underwear.
He took a deep breath to calm down his inner excitement, and pointed at Saitama's bald head expressionlessly: "Hey, are you a braised egg?" Huh, come on, let's hurt each other, who's afraid of whom
Saitama was startled, looked at Wang Feng carefully, pointed to the left side of Wang Feng's face and said, "Hey, do you have three scars?"
“…”
Damn, who's crazy? Those are my three scars, which are my hero medals. Damn it, sister, can you speak? Can you speak well? Also, have you changed your settings? Why do you speak so sharply and venomously? Isn't this the setting of a tornado
Wang Feng's mouth twitched, okay, let's continue fighting, right? I fear you
He pointed at the top of Saitama's head: "Hey, are you bald?"
Saitama's eyes widened and he shouted angrily: "Why are you so rude? Who are you talking about being bald..." He said, suddenly in a daze: "Hey, wait a minute, the P City supermarket sale event is going to be late."
"I have something urgent, so I have to leave first."
After finishing his sentence, he made a running posture, his hands clenched into fists in front of his chest, and his feet turned into extremely fast rolling wheels. He rushed out for several hundred meters, and in the blink of an eye, the person was gone, leaving only A flyer for a supermarket sale in City O that blew in the wind because of his running.
Wang Feng stared blankly at the breeze blowing up on the street and the leaflets floating in the air, and waved in the direction of the shelves: "Hey, Mike, wake up, I think I saw the bald Flash."