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"Head, after a simple examination by the doctor, it was found that Xue Shang's body was turned into a pot of porridge by some kind of force, and he is already dead."
A killer reported the results of Dark Night's physical examination to the killer commander in shock.
"All the organs in the body were smashed to pieces?"
The killer commander's face was full of shock, "King, it's really terrible. Did any of you see King take action this time?"
The other killers present, including Leng Feng and Li Yao, all shook their heads.
The killer commander sighed sadly: "Once again, he killed someone invisibly. He is really much scarier than our killers."
Jingle Bell!
The killer's phone suddenly rang.
"Hey, boss F, hello, yes, we failed again, but we saved most of our combat power. Please give us another chance. Next time, we will definitely kill the king. Okay, thank you for your trust. , Don’t worry, we have already thought of how to deal with the king next, this time, he is dead.”
(In the killer world, in order to protect their employer's information, they usually refer to their employers by code names.)
The killer commanded to hang up the phone.
Leng Feng stepped forward and asked: "Boss, when did we figure out how to deal with the king?"
The killer commander glared at Leng Feng: "Idiot, how can you make money in business without lying?" He smiled coldly: "Besides, I already have some ideas on how to deal with the king. Let everyone rest well and kill the king in one fell swoop in a few days. .”
"Yes, head!"
…
Somewhere in the world.
"Hmph, what qualifications does a waste have for me to trust you? Chuck, I heard that there is a rising killer star named Sonic in the killer world recently?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, I invite him to kill someone for me, and the price is one billion."
"Yes, sir."
The room fell silent again.
…
"What? The vaccine man's card will expire in five days?"
In City M, Wang Feng was stunned at King's home. He had just received a warm reminder from the system, telling him that the vaccine would expire in five days.
"Ding, each monster card has a retention period of one month, and will be discarded after it expires."
"Wait a minute, system, is there a way to keep the cards?"
That is the Vaccine Man card. The first four-star card he owns is also one of the only two cards he has now. It has powerful power. How can it expire just like that!
"Ding, if you want to renew, please top up."
“…”
Does this sentence sound so familiar? Hey, network administrator, help me recharge two yuan!
Wang Feng asked again: "How much does it cost to recharge the four-star card into a permanent card?" He still has more than one million in the card, but he doesn't know if it is enough.
"Ding, this system recharges cards. Consuming one-star cards can recharge the target card for one week. Consuming two-star cards can recharge the target card for two weeks... Consuming five-star cards can recharge the target card for five weeks. weeks."
"Ding, a warm reminder: The cards collected by this system cannot be saved permanently!"
“…”
To put it simply, cards are exchanged for cards!
If he had a one-star card, he could recharge and renew the Vaccine Man card, but... However, his current net worth only has two four-star cards. It is impossible for him to consume the Desire Judge's card to renew the Vaccine Man card, because It’s not worth it. The ability of the Desire Judge card is much more powerful than that of the Vaccine Man to a certain extent.
Arbiter of Desire:
Background: Because human beings' desires are getting bigger and bigger, they continue to destroy the environment in order to satisfy their desires. In order to obliterate human beings and the harmful civilization created by human beings, weirdos are born through the will of the earth.
Skills: Ruling: All humans with "appetite", "sexual desire" and "killing thoughts" will be deprived of consciousness and fall into a vegetative state.
Although there is only one solitary skill, this skill is like a bug to humans. It is as powerful as super alloy black light and fell to the ground in an instant.
Unfortunately, BUG's Desire Judge met BUG's Saitama and was punched to death by Saitama.
Wang Feng was very emotional: "Saitama is indeed strong enough to break the rules. Well, by the way, a few days have passed. I don't know if the express delivery sent to Saitama has arrived. The express delivery in this world is so slow that I want to beat him." People!”
He turned on his computer and checked the mail, and found that the gift had arrived. He imagined Saitama's expression after opening the package, um, beautiful.
hey-hey!
After entertaining himself, he packed up and prepared to go out. Xiqi called him and asked him to go to a designated location in M City to shoot a group of hero public service announcements.
Of course, he also hopes to encounter ghost-level monsters when he goes out and use Vaccine Man cards to deal with them. This way he does not waste Vaccine Man cards and collects monster cards with certain strength, allowing him to maintain resistance to monsters.
…
at the same time.
City Z, no man's land, downstairs of Saitama Apartment.
Tsk!
Car brakes.
boom!
The package landed.
"Saitama, your mail has arrived."
the mailman yelled.
chug!
The car leaves.
This time he was obviously much more skilled than last time. The post office car stopped for less than half a minute from start to finish. The name of the ghost district was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Every time the postman delivered mail to Saitama, he always came with the determination to die and cursed the recipient. Ren Saitama and the sender Hong Lingjing should die soon, so that he doesn't have to risk his life every time to deliver the mail.
"Eh? Where is the person? Who called me? Hello, is there anyone? Who called me just now?"
Saitama opened the door and looked down into the corridor. There was no one downstairs, except for two brake marks. "Hey, is that... a package? Was it mailed to me? Is it another gift from a fan?"
His dead fish eyes were slightly bright, he turned over from the corridor railing, jumped down, stepped on his slippers and came to the package, and sure enough it said "Saitama received" on it.
"Hey, another fan sent me a gift."
He looked delighted and rushed back to the room with the package in his arms. Although he was a hero out of interest, being able to gain fans also made him feel happy, because this was not only a fan gift, but also a heavy recognition.
Kaka!
He removed the outer shell of the package, revealing the exquisite gift box inside, and carefully opened the gift box. In the exquisite gift box, several bottles of shampoo from well-known brands were neatly placed - Confident Rejoice, Long-lasting Anti-dandruff Clear, head and shoulders with more outstanding hair...
Saitama looked confused: "Wash... shampoo!?"
He only felt the muscles on his face beating, and the word "well" appeared directly on his temple, which was a prelude to going berserk. He endured his broken mentality and stiffly picked up the note in the gift box:
Dear Saitama, what should I say? I feel that I owe you too much and cannot repay you. After much thought, I decided to mail you a few bottles of shampoo full of heart. Men can have no hair, but they must wash their hair, because without hair, your dandruff will be exposed. If you don't take care of your hair seriously, you will be disliked by others. Besides, only by washing your hair carefully can your bald head continue to shine, attract attention, and become a radiant... little sun!
Signed by: Handsome guy with hair!
"Ah! Ah~"
Saitama transformed into the rage state of missing the sale, violently tore up the note and threw it into the air. It turned out that the gift was mailed by the handsome guy with hair last time? Why am I so angry? Isn’t it great to have hair? Although I am bald, I have become stronger. Can you become stronger if you have hair? Can
I'm a bald guy!
(King: Having hair means you are awesome. You bald guy worked hard for three years to become the strongest, but I became the strongest just by eating, drinking, having fun and lying down. Well, it turns out that I am still awesome because I have hair!)