Boom!
Huge fireworks erupted from the streets.
"Weird, weird, everyone run away."
"Notify the Heroes Association quickly."
Passers-by screamed and fled.
"Human beings full of desires, accept the trial!"
The street rumbled open, and hands suddenly stretched out from the dark underground to grab both sides of the street. Then they pressed hard, and the weirdo under the ground jumped up and landed on the street with a thud.
The monster had four faces and a body as strong as an ox. As soon as it appeared, it immediately wreaked havoc on the streets while shouting: "Greedy humans, all die!"
boom!
A black shadow fell from the sky and knocked the weirdo away with one punch.
"This... is the territory of mankind, and you are not allowed to run wild!"
On the roof, there was a man with a tall figure, flowing blond hair, a Chinese character face, and three ferocious medal scars, staring coldly at the weirdo who stood up again.
"Are you a king? I know you, the strongest warrior of mankind." The weirdo stood up, seven or eight meters high, and looked at Wang Feng who was standing on the roof, "Do you know who I am? Hey , I use the will of the earth... "
"Lusuo, I don't need to know your origins, I only know that if you dare to hurt humans, you should die!"
Wang Feng's eyes suddenly opened, and his eyes flashed sharply. He stepped on the roof and the house shattered into pieces. But he had already used the force to fly out quickly, raised his fist high, and suddenly hit the weirdo.
"Arrogant!"
The weirdo was furious and did not dodge at all. He and Wang Feng started fighting fiercely. You punch me, and I kick you. The two of them punched each other to the flesh, and neither of them spared the other.
In a short period of time, both of them were covered in scars.
boom!
In the end, Wang Feng punched the weirdo on the scarred head, knocking him down, and then stepped on the punch, punching through the heart, and the weirdo immediately died.
"snort!"
Wang Feng snorted coldly, rolled back, and stood firmly on a roof, looking down at the dead weirdo like an emperor, with contempt on his face. He spat at the weirdo's corpse: "Bah, trash. !”
Which one…
Boom!
After his spit hit the ground, it was like an atomic bomb exploding. The entire area was swallowed up by the explosion, including Wang Feng. After the big explosion, everything within a radius of several hundred miles disappeared.
King, pawn!
The voice-over inserts: "Spitting, although the matter is small, but the consequences are serious, become a moral hero, starting from you and me, please don't imitate the king: Bah!"
…
A few days later, the heroic public service advertisement shot by Wang Feng was officially broadcast in major squares and TV stations.
"Wow, that's the King's imperial talk, right? So cool."
On the street, some children looked on with admiration as they watched Wang Feng blow up half of the city with a mouthful of "Lao Tan Sauerkraut".
"Hey, you weirdo, look at my ultimate move - the emperor's mouth, ah!"
"Don't think that you are the only one who can do it. I can also do it. The secret of the king's flow of energy - the emperor's mouth. Bah... bah!"
“…”
Wang Feng passed by and saw these children having fun spitting at each other. The corner of his mouth twitched. What is the meaning of this advertisement? Isn't it to teach everyone not to spit? Why is there a tendency to be counterproductive
This is an ethical advertising idea that Xiqi came up with when he outmaneuvered the thugs. The content is quite good, but the effect... He glanced at the little kids who were having a great time playing with each other and laughed.
"Oh, it's certainly none of my business. I'm a civilized citizen and never spit or defecate anywhere."
He put his hands in his pockets and walked away silently. He only had two days left on his Vaccine Man card. He planned to search for ghost-level monsters in these two days and use up the Vaccine Man card, that is, he would not waste the Vaccine Man. The card can also add a ghost-level monster card as a power reserve. If you really can't find a ghost-level monster, then you hope that a few tiger- and wolf-level monsters will appear to recharge and renew the vaccine man's card.
…
"Residents of City A, please pay attention. Residents of City A, please pay attention. The Heroes Association has issued an urgent notice that a ghost-level monster has appeared at the gas station leading to City M. The Heroes Association is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate the monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, all residents are asked to stay away. Gas station, head to the shelter to take shelter..."
"Residents of City M, please pay attention. Residents of City M, please pay attention. The Heroes Association has issued an urgent notice that a ghost-level monster has appeared at the gas station leading to City A. The Heroes Association is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate the monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, all residents are asked to stay away. Gas station, head to the shelter to take shelter..."
(Success is worth a hundred words, don’t you believe it? You will admire me after you count it!)
The sirens in the urban centers of City A and City M simultaneously issued emergency broadcasts of strange information.
"Wow!"
As soon as the report came out, the citizens of the two cities were in an uproar.
"A ghost-level weirdo?"
Wang Feng's lips curled up slightly, "Oh, that's exactly what I wanted."
"taxi!?"
He reached out and stopped a taxi. After getting in, he said calmly: "The gas station at the junction of City A and City M."
"ah!?"
The taxi driver panicked: "Guest, don't you know there's a weirdo near the gas station?"
Wang Feng, who was under his peaked cap, smiled lightly: "It's precisely because I know that I'm going."
The driver was stunned. He already guessed that Wang Feng might be a hero. He asked tentatively: "What are you going to do?"
Wang Feng raised his head slightly, revealing his sharp eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Enforce justice!"
The taxi driver's pupils shrank, and all the cells in his body became excited. Wang Feng's simple words of "execute justice" immediately made his blood boil. "Guest, sit still, I'm going to go 200 speeds."
boom!
The taxi quickly increased its speed, and soon reached the speed of 200. It rushed past the driveway, ran through more than a dozen traffic lights, and drove all the way to the gas station.
laugh!
Dozens of minutes later, the taxi driver excitedly said to Wang Feng: "Hero, we have arrived at your destination."
"Heh, I got it."
Wang Feng pushed open the car door and went out, staring at the gas station not far away. There was a weird man like a turtle shell carrying a car on his back. The weird man was filling gasoline into the car.
"it's all over!"
He stretched out his hands and pointed them at the weirdo. In an instant, his hands began to gather energy and emit a dazzling light.
"This is... this is..."
The taxi driver's eyes widened and he was shocked and speechless.
"Purgatory Unparalleled Explosive Heat Wave Cannon!"
Wang Feng shouted in a low voice, and the light shot out from his hand. The camera zoomed out, and when he looked down from the sky, he saw a ray of fire rushing towards the strange man.
Boom!
The firelight and the monster exploded in an instant. When the firelight destroyed the monster, the gas station was also destroyed and exploded due to contact with oil. A mushroom cloud was created, and the monster died without even ashes left.
At this time, the TV screen turned and a voiceover was inserted: "Fireworks are strictly prohibited in gas stations!"
The next day, the taxi driver paid a fine of 3,000 yuan and his driver's license was confiscated.
Voice-over: "For the safety of you, me and others, please don't run through the traffic lights!"
…
Z City is an uninhabited area.
Saitama was lying on the bed, scratching his crotch subconsciously, staring at the TV commercial, and murmured: "Enforce justice? If it's so cool, I'll try it next time."
Hey, come on, this is a public service announcement about the prohibition of fireworks at gas stations and the prohibition of running traffic lights. Is your focus wrong? Oh, that's right, you are so poor that you can't even afford a bicycle and rely on your legs to travel, how can you care about gas stations and running traffic lights!