"Haha, this is nothing more than an A-level bounty criminal!"
Cross keys and mourning suspenders proudly stepped on the unconscious cow.
"Wow, the cross key and the mourning sling are so powerful, they actually defeated the A-level bounty criminal Niu Niu."
"Very cool!"
"The police haven't shown up yet. Sure enough, we need heroes at the critical moment!"
Seeing that the danger was over, the citizens cheered.
Faced with everyone's praise, Cross Key smiled modestly: "It's a joke, it's a joke..." Haha, although I don't know why, I defeated the A-level bounty criminal. Now I will be promoted to the B-level, my salary will increase, and my food will no longer be eaten. The noodles were upgraded to stir-fry.
"This is what we should do." Mourning Suspender said to the citizens, "As a hero, when you see citizens in danger, you must stand up even if you know you are outnumbered. It is not impossible to defeat them. It’s not a problem, but a hero’s duty that forces me to stand up…”
Saitama stared at the cow thoughtfully, turned around and asked, "Hey, king, did you control that cow just now?"
"Oh, that's right." King replied casually, "I controlled his body."
Saitama made a fuss and said: "Wow, king, can you control others without using a game controller?"
"...This." King gave Saitama a strange look and said mysteriously: "Actually, I have practiced this ability to the extreme and realized the supreme state of 'no handle in my hand, but a handle in my heart'"
"Really?" Saitama looked suspicious, "If you act like this, don't you just control others casually? Hey, you won't control me to do bad things, right?"
"..." King said, dumbfounded, "Don't worry, I'm a hero and I won't do bad things."
"Excuse me, who knocked down the Class A bounty criminal?"
The police finally arrived belatedly and were relieved to see that all the robbers had been put down.
"Hey, hey, what did you policemen do? It took you so long to come here and the day lilies are already cold."
"That's right, if the two heroes hadn't appeared in time, the robber would have escaped long ago."
"No wonder the cow's stomach bag has been arrogant in Z city for so long? It turns out that it's all caused by you police losers."
"What, it's the same thing where people's money is being spent. Heroes always arrive on the scene in time to protect us, but you police always show up after the fact. If you ask me, let the government abolish the police department."
"Yes, the police are so useless and should be banned. Heroes can do the job of the police anyway."
Citizens complained against the police, complaining about their inefficiency.
"It's our fault that we frightened you."
The policeman who came to the scene was a middle-aged uncle, wearing a dignified police uniform, with a serious face and a beard. He bowed slightly to everyone, "I'm very sorry, I am the chief of the Z City Police Department, you can call me For Chief Xiong, due to some reasons, most of our police officers were out, so we were able to arrive at the scene in time to protect everyone's safety. Here, on behalf of the police department, I apologize to everyone... I'm sorry!!"
"What's more important than keeping us safe?"
"That's right, isn't the police's duty to protect the lives and property of our citizens?"
"If you can't guarantee our safety, what do we want your police department to do? Are we going to get free food?"
The citizens did not appreciate it at all, and each one of them accused the police department of being useless.
Director Xiong kept apologizing in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we promise that nothing like this will happen again, please forgive me."
"Really, I no longer trust your police department. The Heroes Association does its job better than you."
"Yes, heroes are always running for our safety."
"I heard that the monthly wages of heroes are very low. They are not as good as you policemen, but they are able to enforce justice with great energy. It is really no comparison. I am shocked by the comparison!"
"No, I want to donate more money to the heroes. I can't let them bleed and shed tears."
"Yes, yes, support the heroes!"
The citizens discussed the matter in front of Chief Xiong without caring about the police department's reputation.
Director Xiong clenched his fists, smiled and asked softly: "Um, can you please record a confession?"
"What kind of confession should we record? It's obvious at a glance! We encountered a bank robbery in the stomach of a cow. It was the two heroes Cross Keys and Mourning Suspenders who defeated the robbery gang and rescued us... "
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
"I still have to work, please give way."
After thanking the cross keys and mourning suspenders in a few words, the citizens left the bank with lingering fears, completely ignoring what Director Xiong said about recording a confession.
After a while, apart from the bank staff, there were only four people left on the scene: cross keys, mourning suspenders, King and Saitama.
Director Xiong glanced at the cross keys and mourning suspenders, then naturally turned his attention to King and Saitama, "Both of you, can you help... wait a minute, bald head?"
Saitama was annoyed, "What happened to the bald head? I became bald and became stronger."
King secretly laughed, Saitama's bald head is so eye-catching, but, Saitama, men become stronger only when they become convex, and it would be bad if they were bald.
"Sorry sir, I'm not complaining about your bald head." Director Xiong apologized: "That's it, we had a case recently. According to the witnesses, the murderer was bald, so after seeing your appearance, I I screamed subconsciously, I’m very sorry.”
"The murderer?" Saitama bent slightly, very depressed: "Why are so many villains bald? Last time, a member of the Taoyuan Group also had a bald head, so I was mistaken for a villain from the Taoyuan Group."
"Ha, probably all the gangsters have been in jail, that's why they are bald!" Director Xiong made a little joke to liven up the atmosphere. However, when his eyes glanced at Saitama's arm, he suddenly froze and placed his right hand on his waist. On his pistol, he pointed his left hand at Saitama's arm and said, "Sir, what is the blood-red liquid on your arm?"
"Huh? This... is blood!"
Saitama raised his hand and took a look. Sure enough, there was some blood on his arm, which he accidentally got when he killed Di Loren just now.
"Blood?"
Director Xiong looked at Saitama warily and said in a deep voice: "Sir, please come back to the police station with me. We have some things to ask you."
Cross Key stared at Saitama with glowing eyes, looking eager to try: "Oh, is this bald man a gangster?"
The man in the mourning sling pulled his sling with his palm and narrowed his eyes, "I'm so lucky today. I picked up a weirdo on the road. I just defeated the A-level bounty criminal, and now I'm encountering a weak gangster. It seems that we are destined to rise to the top." A B-level hero."
"Two, I'm sorry, the other person has not been confirmed to be a gangster. Please don't do anything. Our police will take him to the police station to help investigate the case."
Saitama looked confused, pointed at himself and said angrily: "Me? Gangster? Hey, you are mistaken, I am a hero!"
"hero?"
Cross Keys and Mourning Suspenders looked at each other and asked, "Please tell me your hero's name."
"Hero name?" Saitama was startled, "Hey, I don't have one yet!"
"Humph, have you been exposed? You are not a hero at all, because every hero has his own specific name. You, this guy, must have committed crimes under the slogan of a hero and ruined the reputation of our heroes. You deserve to be damned!"
"We will execute justice and end your short and evil life!"
“…”
King was speechless for a while, what's going on? How come Saitama became a suspect in just a short while