"The pork chop rice bowl has been delivered. How can I get to the Criminal Division?"
In the lobby of the police station, a rough man dressed as a chef was holding a lunch box and asking for directions.
"Pork chop rice bowl again? Well, turn left ahead and you'll find the Criminal Division."
"Thanks."
The chef walked to the Criminal Division carrying a lunch box, where the police officers were busy analyzing and sorting out the case.
A police officer stopped the chef and asked, "What can I do for you?"
The chef said gruffly: "I'll deliver the pork chop rice bowl."
"Pork chop rice bowl? Didn't you just deliver it?" The police officer glanced at the chef doubtfully, then turned back and asked: "Hey, any of you ordered takeout?"
"Takeaway? I don't have any."
"Only the director ordered takeout just now, but the pork chop rice bowl has been delivered."
"Did you give too much by mistake?"
The police officers from the Criminal Division looked at each other, but no one admitted that they had placed the order.
"What is the name of the person who orders takeout?"
The chef said gruffly: "Surprise Raid Plum."
The police officer was surprised and said: "Surprise Attack Mei? What a strange name. Sorry, we don't have this person in the Criminal Division."
The chef nodded, "I know."
The police officer was surprised: "You know?"
"Yes, I know there is no one named Qi Xi Mei here in your criminal department, and I also know that no one here orders takeout, because I am Qi Xi Mei, and takeout..."
The chef raised his head slightly and said with a ferocious smile: "I specially ordered it for you... a killing feast!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his body swelled like a balloon, bursting the white chef's white coat. His muscles were twisted and deformed, and his skin color was strange, like a sharp-edged stone. He took off the hat on his head, revealing his true face. It looks a lot like the head of Marvel's Red Skull, bald and extremely ugly.
"This guy is... a weirdo!?"
The police officers of the Criminal Division were taken aback. However, they did not scream and run away like ordinary people. Instead, they subconsciously took out the steel forks they usually used to maintain security and shouted: "Quickly, arrest it!"
"What a hero can accomplish, we police officers can do too."
"It is also our police's duty to eliminate weirdos!"
Several police officers rushed forward with steel forks, aimed at Qi Mei and stabbed her hard.
Bang!
The surprise attack Mei stomped its feet, and its body suddenly shot up to the ceiling as if there were springs under its feet. It grabbed the ceiling with its thick palms, looked down at the frightened police officers below, and laughed wildly: "I was once accused of possessing illegal drugs. , being arrested by you damn police officers caused me to lose my job, my wife was separated, and my family was destroyed. I have never forgotten all of this. The hatred engraved in my heart made me mutate into a revenge superman. You owe me, I want you to pay for it with your blood. Today, I want to dye the police station red..."
He held up the ceiling with his hands and feet, and his heavy body suddenly fell like a mountain. He directly knocked down a police officer who could not dodge, and even smashed the floor. Needless to say, the police officer would be seriously injured even if he did not die.
"Look at the murderer's drawings. This guy is... the serial murderer we recently investigated."
"Is this the guy who keeps attacking our police patrols?"
"The real murderer turned out to be a weirdo?"
The policemen suddenly shed cold sweat and instinctively drew their guns and pointed at Mei Qi.
"The identity of the murderer has been confirmed, and it's still a weirdo. You don't have to worry about it anymore, just shoot it and kill it!"
"Yes, shoot, shoot quickly!"
Bang bang!
The sound of dense bullet firing continued.
Poof!
Numerous bullets hit Qi Raimei accurately, punching dents in Qi Raimei's body as if they were shot on dough.
"Haha, the bullet that once killed me is just like an ant bite to me. As a weirdo, I have grown to a certain level and can defeat you policemen head-on!"
The beyond-recognizable Jiji Mei was talking grotesquely, and the scene was very horrific.
Ding dong ding dong!
His muscles bounced, and the bullets fell to the floor, making crisp sounds, hitting the hearts of the police officers, leaving them stunned.
"It's my turn!"
Qi Xi Mei bulged his mouth, then spit it out suddenly, and a fruit core shot out like a bullet.
"ah!?"
The police officers panicked and avoided the core. However, the core did not hurt anyone. After touching the ground, it immediately bounced back and continued to eject, like a pinball, continuously ejecting in a narrow space, as if Teasing the officers.
…
"I have never seen such a good guy like him, who is still concerned about the safety of others even though he is in danger," Director Xiong said melancholy. "Do you know why that guy is so enthusiastic about his work? Because he always longs to be a hero. He believes that a hero should serve the people passionately, but... "
He glanced at King and Saitama, "Is the hero he longs for like you?"
There was a clear look of disappointment and regret in his eyes, just like his own children admiring Young and Dangerous.
“…”
King's mouth twitched, what happened to us? We didn't do anything bad from beginning to end, right? It's obvious that you misunderstood me, but you discriminated against us, which is simply unreasonable.
Bang bang!
At this time, lively gunfire suddenly came from outside.
Director Xiong's expression changed and he asked loudly: "What happened outside?"
boom!
The door of the investigation room was violently pushed open, and a police officer shouted in horror: "Chief, a weirdo has invaded the police station. Go and take refuge..."
"wack?"
King and others were all startled. Just now they were chatting about weird things, but they didn't expect the weird people to come to their door.
Director Xiong's expression changed and he said, "Let's go out and see what's going on." He said to King and Saitama, "You two stay here for now, and we'll deal with your matters after we deal with the weirdo."
King said: "Hey, we are heroes, maybe we can help..."
"Yes, it is our hero's duty to destroy monsters." Saitama agreed.
"hero?"
Director Xiong looked at the two unreliable people and shook his head, "We can solve it ourselves."
He hurriedly led the police officers to the Criminal Division.
“…”
King and Saitama looked at each other in silence.
"Is there a weirdo? Ha, I'm afraid that ignorant weirdo doesn't know that the cross key and mourning sling that just eliminated the A-level bounty criminal are in the police station, right? Otherwise, it would never dare to attack the police station."
"Yes, it's time for us to show off our skills again."
Suddenly, the confident words of Cross Key and Mourning Suspender came from outside.
King looked weird and whispered: "I hope the weirdo who attacked the police station is not strong."
"King, what did you say?"
"I mean, we should go out and check it out."
King spread his hands, and the weirdos who dare to attack the police station are probably not as simple as wolf-level weirdos. They are at least tiger-level weirdos. If the cross keys and mourning suspenders are successful, they will probably be very unlucky.
After all, he was not the one who actually solved the Class A bounty criminal.