"Hey, Saitama, you don't seem to be in a good mood?"
King and Saitama patrolled the disaster locations mentioned on the mobile phone news one by one to see if any of the monsters had not been eliminated. Along the way, Saitama looked wilted, and even his walking body was slightly bent, as if there was a huge weight pressing down on it. he.
"Something on my mind."
Saitama rubbed his head absentmindedly.
"Um?"
King looked at Saitama's slippery bald head and sighed: "Indeed, every man encounters your troubles when he is young, which is very frustrating. However, you don't have to be too discouraged. The world's technology is very advanced. , maybe there is a way to cure your baldness, if not, just hair transplantation... "
“…”
Saitama's face darkened and he said angrily: "I didn't mean this trouble..."
"Sure enough, baldness is your problem."
King was lost in thought.
Saitama had a dark look on his face, "No, no, I'm talking about something else... King, don't you realize your troubles?"
"My troubles?"
King thought for a while, "It's open to all men, women, old and young. Is it too popular?"
"… forget it."
Saitama's body became a little shorter and he sighed: "I just think I'm too powerful."
"… so envious."
This time it was King's turn to be a little shorter.
"What are you envious of?" Saitama said depressedly: "Because he is too powerful, no matter how he fights, he can always defeat the opponent overwhelmingly. There is no trace of passion, and there will be no gains. He just feels like a machine. The machine keeps repeating the work, which is boring, boring, lonely, lonely... Alas, I seem to have no way to become stronger."
"Isn't this nice?"
King looked at the mediocre Saitama speechlessly, wondering if this guy was showing off his strength in front of me? It's like a Nobel Prize winner lamenting that he can never win a higher award. I really want to slap him, but I am afraid that he will punch me in return.
"King, don't you understand? If I can't continue to become stronger, I will no longer be able to experience the pleasure of improving my strength as a hero. Just like when you play a game, your game character has been upgraded to the highest level and there is no way to improve it. , no matter which boss you fight, you can always crush the opponent. Like me, there is no one who can be called your opponent. In this case, will you feel bored?"
"No, after the character reaches full level, you can collect props, beat repeatedly, etc. It's a lot of fun, you deserve it."
"Eh? King... you must be at the pinnacle of martial arts, right? How could you not understand this feeling of loneliness? Because you are too powerful and have no interest in anything."
Saitama sighed and dragged his body forward.
"I understand your troubles, Saitama, but you are too persistent." King gave an example: "At this time, you are equivalent to standing on the edge of a cliff. There is a cliff in front of you and a cliff behind you. You have no way to go, so That will make you confused.”
Saitama shook his head, "No, I will jump directly over at this time."
King's mouth twitched, "...you can't jump off the cliff."
Saitama said firmly: "There is no cliff in the world that I can't jump over."
Pooh. Of course I know that there is no cliff in the world that you can't jump over. After all, you are a pervert who can jump from the moon back to the earth.
King said angrily: "Suppose, I mean suppose, suppose you can't jump off the cliff."
"Oh, what should I do?"
Saitama followed the king's topic.
King smiled slightly, exuding holy light, and said: "At this time, haven't you considered going to the left or right?"
Saitama asked strangely: "Left and right? Do you also have to face the cliff?"
"...You should leave the group!"
King held his forehead and sighed: "Saitama, life is an endless journey."
Saitama was even more puzzled, "If you die, doesn't life end?"
“…”
King calmed down his thoughts and said, "Saitama, have you ever traveled?"
"No money."
"...Hmm, have you ever taken a bus?"
"I can run faster than the bus."
“…”
King frowned and thought hard. After a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred to him. He said to Saitama: "Saitama, when the supermarket sale time limit is about to expire, will you look for the direction of the supermarket and run all the way?"
"meeting!"
Saitama nodded.
"Your life is like chasing a supermarket sale. You focus all your attention on the supermarket sale. When you successfully catch up, will you feel that you have no direction next?"
"No, I will go home and eat hot pot."
“…”
King sighed: "Have you never thought about enjoying the scenery along the way?"
Saitama shook his head and said: "If you stop to enjoy the scenery, you will miss the supermarket sale!!"
King paused and said angrily: "Saitama, let's go. You are the worst student I have ever seen. I can no longer educate you."
Paralyzed, the most important thing is that what Saitama said seems to make sense.
"King, are you angry?" Saitama said lonely: "I'm just not interested in anything."
"You take the initiative to look for new excitement..."
Saitama looked at King suspiciously, "New excitement?"
King said with relief: "Yes, in fact, there are many peaks in the world. People often say that in 360 professions, one will be number one. Saitama, you are just the pinnacle of the hero profession. There are still many other professions waiting for you. Digging and challenging, like games… ”
Saitama shook his head lifelessly, "Not interested."
"Are you really not interested?"
King recalled a very impressive scene between King and Saitama, "Shall we play games? Don't you want someone to defeat you? Let me defeat you."
"Playing games? Not interested. If I were to fight you, I would be very happy. However, if I were to play games, to be honest, even if I lose to you, I would not feel any frustration, nor would I feel unwilling to do so. I want to continue challenging until I win you, because since I became stronger, my feelings are gradually weakening. I am afraid that in the near future, I will become a completely cold-blooded person, so even if you stimulate me again, I Not interested either…”
Saitama raised his eyelids, still holding his head and speaking weakly.
"Is that so?"
King raised two fingers and whispered: "I'm going to play games this time. I only use two fingers! What do you think?"
"Are you serious?"
Saitama was shocked, and stared at the king energetically: "Let's see if I don't blow you up this time!"
The scenes of being brutally tortured by the king in the past came to mind one after another, making him eager to fight. This time he was determined to take the opportunity to take revenge.
“…”
King smiled, Saitama, Saitama, do you think you can beat me if I give you a few fingers? Innocent! ! Wait a moment and let you understand the horror of being dominated by the big devil!
How is it that the strongest man deserves his reputation? !