On the special day of 520, Lang Youqing and his concubine had already been secretly dating the girl in yellow.
In the park in City C, there are many couples all around.
Under the exaggeration of the environment, the love between the glasses and the girl in yellow gradually grows, and becomes stronger over time. Under the strong love, they can't help but embrace and kiss wetly.
Woohoo! !
After a while, their lips parted, and a wisp of crystal silver shone in the sun. The girl in yellow's face turned red. She felt coy and whispered: "You made my sister cry, you have to take responsibility." Comfort it."
"Huh? You have a sister? Why didn't I know?" Glasses looked confused. Why did he suddenly change the subject? By the way, can we have a relationship without talking about your sister
"Hmm, wood."
Huang Yi's ears were red with shame. He glared at his glasses in shame, covered his face and ran away.
"Eh?"
Glasses looked at Huang Yi who left in confusion, even more confused.
"What do you mean? Maybe only the teacher in yellow, King, can help me."
He scratched his head and looked for the king dejectedly.
Phew! !
In the imperial apartment, King was whistling as he arranged his slim suit and combed his blond hair meticulously.
Ding dong!
The doorbell rang, and he opened the door with cheerful steps.
"Glasses? Why are you here at this time?"
Glasses said depressedly: "Senior King, I'm in trouble." He told King everything about the girl in yellow.
"this… "
King hesitated to speak. Of course he knew that the girl in yellow meant something, but as a senior, how could he say such dirty words in front of a junior.
He thought for a while, coughed lightly and said: "Ahem, glasses, things like relationships... In the hero world, the sexy prisoner has the most experience, you should ask him for consultation!"
"Oh, thank you, Senior King, for your advice."
"You're welcome, happy holidays."
"Well, senior king, we are all happy together."
"Ha ha."
King watched the glasses go away, then quickly packed up and hurried out.
Couple mall.
King waited eagerly and scanned every passerby.
call out!
At this time, a ray of green light flashed in the sky, and a tornado fell from the sky with arms folded.
"Hey, hey, it's so rare that you, Kin, actually asked me to go shopping? Ha, the sun must be rising from the west today..."
"Actually, I have the idea of asking you to hang out. After all, we are both heroes of the association. I also hope that we can have time to develop our relationship."
King smiled slightly. Suddenly, he took a deep breath and showed an expression of enjoyment. After a while, he opened his eyes and asked, "Tatsumaki, did you drink milk tea just now?"
Tatsumaki said doubtfully: "No." For drinks, I only drink Long Gao Gao milk.
The king shook his finger, "You lied. If you didn't drink milk tea, why would you smell so good?"
Tatsumaki glared, "I'm not lying, I never drink Xiangpiaopiao milk tea, I only drink Youlemei."
“…”
King's mouth twitched and he forced a smile and said, "Well, my nose is broken."
"Let's go into the mall. It's rare to come out. As a man, why do I need to choose some clothes for women? What do you think?"
Tatsumaki looked at the king warily, "To be courteous for nothing... is either a traitor or a thief."
“…”
King sighed secretly.
There is a clothes warehouse.
"Which piece of clothing do you like?"
King and Tatsumaki were looking at various exquisite and beautiful clothes in the store.
"Hehe, this dress is good... It's too long, this one also looks good..."
After all, Tatsumaki is a girl. When she entered the clothing store, she was like a fish entering the sea. She was extremely happy. She looked around and touched here and there, with a look of longing and expectation in her little eyes.
Unfortunately, he is too short and none of the clothes fit him.
"Ms. Tatsumaki!"
After the waiter noticed King and Tatsumaki, he hurried forward and whispered: "Our store can provide customized services. As long as Ms. Tatsumaki likes any style, we can completely tailor it for you."
"real?"
Tatsumaki was so happy that she immediately picked out a piece of clothing and put it on her body. After a while, she changed it to another one. After choosing a dozen items in a row, she was still not satisfied. She turned around and asked the king:
"King, what do you think I look good in?"
"The red one!"
"Hey, that one is too old-fashioned, you have really bad taste."
"What does it matter? Anyway, no matter whether it is old-fashioned or outdated, it will look beautiful as long as you wear it."
"No, no, I'm beautiful, but my clothes are so ugly, they don't match at all."
“…”
King laughed dryly and lamented in his heart, you are such an incomprehensible tornado.
Others pointed at King and Tatsumaki walking together on this special day, talking in low voices and looking at each other ambiguously.
"King, congratulations."
"Oh, thank you."
King smiled slightly at the tourists who sent their blessings.
"Tatsumaki, you and the king are actually together. You are so happy."
The waiter chose clothes for Tatsumaki and said his sincere blessing.
Tatsumaki gestured with a piece of green clothing, waved his hand and said: "Hey, what happiness is there in being with him? I can't wait to beat him down!"
“…”
The waiter smiled dryly and said: "You two are really special, but after all, you are heroes, so the way you get along may be a little special."
King and Tatsumaki spent the afternoon strolling around under the meaningful gazes of others, and even went to the amusement park to play in the evening.
It was almost past twelve o'clock, and King took out a rose from nowhere and gave it to Tatsumaki.
"Tatsumaki, a gift for you."
Tatsumaki frowned, "Roses? Why did you suddenly give me flowers?"
"Don't you know that today is a special day?"
King smiled slightly.
"Special day?" Tornado thought hard, "It was March 27th two days ago, huh?" Her eyes suddenly widened and she glared at the king fiercely, "I remembered, today is Qingming Festival. No wonder you gave me flowers, it turned out to be a curse for me to die soon."
"this… "
King looked confused, "Tatsumaki, how long has it been since you looked at the calendar?"
"Huh? Did I remember it wrong?" Tatsumaki held his chin in deep thought, "Ghost Festival? Double Ninth Festival?"
"Ahem, forget it, I'll tell you directly!"
King took a deep breath, stared at Tatsumaki affectionately, and said softly: "Tatsumaki, today... 520!"
"Huh? Nonsense, when is 520 a holiday? King, your head was squeezed by the door?"
Tatsumaki had a look of intellectually suppressed contempt.
"oops!"
King stumbled and almost fell down. He explained: "This is a new festival that has been established in modern times."
"Hey, if I don't do this, a ghost will have an inexplicable holiday with you!"
Tatsumaki pouted.
Boom! !
The alarm clock on a high-rise building in the city rang, and 520... passed.
“…”
King looked up to the sky and sighed, fuck you 520, how can you have fun playing games at home with Saitama
"Hey, king, I'll give you back your rose."
Tatsumaki handed the rose to the king again.
"oh."
King took the rose listlessly. The flowers were still beautiful, but his master was already dejected.
"Hey, king, do you know what day it is today?"
"ha?"
King looked at Tatsumaki in confusion. Today is not a special day.
Tatsumaki turned his back to the king and hummed: "Today... 521!!"
As soon as she finished speaking, she soared into the sky and flew away.
"521?"
King stared blankly at the direction the tornado was leaving.
After a while, he yelled: "You're crazy! What's so special about 521? Really, I really should ask Saitama to play games together. How can there be more happiness in dating than playing games?"
“Everyone who has passed 520 is crazy!!”
Two flowers bloom, one on each side.
After some twists and turns, the glasses finally found the sexy prisoner who was celebrating the festival with her boyfriend in her arms.
"Hey, glasses guy, 520 is so anxious to find me?" the sexy prisoner said meaningfully: "Do you want to have sex..."
Glasses panted and said, "Oh, I just want to ask some emotional questions." He recounted his experience with the girl in yellow again.
"Haha, it's a small thing."
The sexy prisoner looked at his glasses with a squinted face and said with a lewd smile: "If you are willing to make my little brother cry once, I will tell you how to stop her little sister from crying."
"...I have to go back and ask the king again."
How on earth do you make a sexy prisoner's penis cry? This damn thing is back again.
The glasses looked up to the sky and sighed. Sure enough, how can picking up girls be as fun as exercising? Anyone over 520 is crazy!