"Damn it, there's such a huge difference in strength..."
In the dark passage, the hungry wolf covered his bleeding abdomen and moved forward with difficulty. Even though he pretended not to care about his injuries in front of others, in fact, his injuries were very serious. He had been hunting the police dog man since then. There was not enough time to recuperate, so I fought again and again with my seriously injured body...
Tap! !
Someone!
He suddenly stopped and stared sharply at the shadows ahead.
Thumb thump!
The person on the opposite side seemed to be aware of his presence, but his speed did not decrease but increased.
"Hungry wolf?"
A strong man in prison uniform jumped out from the darkness. He was the sexy prisoner who rushed along the road.
"S-class hero...sexy prisoner?"
Hungry Wolf curled his lips, "Who did I think it was? It turned out to be you."
"Hungry Wolf, have you really joined the Weird Association? It's really troublesome. Originally, I wouldn't take action against cute boys, but you have joined the Weird Association and have continuously injured the Venerable Vest, the Undocumented Knight, Metal bats and other cute boys have committed such an unforgivable crime. I will take you back to the prison and accept the punishment of the whip of love... "
The sexy prisoner righteously pronounced the guilty verdict on the hungry wolf.
Hungry Wolf spat blood-streaked saliva, "Bah, don't associate me with the Waste Association, they are them, I am me..."
"Oh, so you mean you didn't join the Weird Association?" The sexy prisoner scratched his butt, "It's really troublesome. You are a disciple of Silver Fang, a hero hunter, and have nothing to do with the Weird Association. Your relationship It’s complicated enough, so should I take action against you?”
"No trouble, no trouble, because..." Hungry Wolf smiled solemnly, "I will hunt you!!"
"Hey, it's not good for boys to fight and kill. You shouldn't learn martial arts. You should learn female red, so that you can knit love sweaters for me in the future."
Hungry Wolf pointedly said with a sly smile: "I will hunt you, and then continue to hunt other heroes until I completely defeat you all!!"
"What? You are stubborn. Although you are also a cute boy, in order to prevent you from continuing to hurt other boys, I can only take action against you!!"
The sexy prisoner's eyes narrowed, and Hungry Wolf's words hit him hard. He would never allow anyone to harm the lovely boys openly.
"Transform into angel form!!"
In the dark passage, a burst of brilliant rainbow light suddenly lit up. In mid-air, a big man eating fruit opened his hands to embrace the air, and two white wings sprouted out of thin air on his back, like an angel descending.
“…”
The hungry wolf's eyes widened, what a perversion this is!
"Angel's random attack!!"
The sexy prisoner clenched his fists, and the strength he had saved exploded. His fists shot out like machine guns.
Poof! !
The hungry wolf sneered, and his hands rose and fell, sometimes as soft as face, sometimes as hard as iron, drawing away the sexy prisoner's fists one by one to fight back.
"I have to say that the Tai Chi taught by that mysterious bastard is perfect for dealing with such a reckless man."
He penetrated the flowers and butterflies in the sexy prisoner's rain-like fists with ease.
"That's all."
He said calmly, and his gestures suddenly changed, "Liu Shui... Rock Breaking Fist!!" His offensive instantly became fierce and powerful, and his fist, carrying a strong wind, passed through the shadow of the fist and struck the sexy prisoner's face with a bang.
ah! !
The sexy prisoner flew backwards in an instant and hit the wall hard, creating a cobweb pit. He was embedded in it, with nosebleeds on his face and a fist mark firmly imprinted on it.
"How can it be?"
He suddenly raised his head and muttered to himself in shock: "You... defeated me in my angel form with just one blow?" No wonder the Venerable Vest would lose to him. That's it. That's it. The opponent's strength is actually one level higher than ours.
"You are no longer attractive to me."
The hungry wolf glanced contemptuously at the sexy prisoner who was immersed in shock, and then disappeared into the darkness.
"Hurry up, let's go quickly. I heard that the sexy prisoner's bastard is in this passage. We will make him pay back a hundredfold for the shame he caused in the prison."
“It’s our turn to fuck this time!!”
"Do you want to fuck him or your mother?"
"Fuck him with your body and fuck him with your mouth!"
A group of figures swayed in the passage, shadowy.
…
"Kill!"
Bang!
"Kill!"
Bang!
"Kill!"
Bang!
In another passage, a very strange battle scene appeared. Groups of weirdos poured out of the passages from all directions, killing the Pig God. However, the Pig God always maintained a dull expression, holding the pig in front of him with his fat palms. The weirdo just stuffs it into his mouth, bites and swallows it, solves it, and moves on to the next person.
He ate all the time, and his belly seemed to be a bottomless pit that no amount of weirdos could fill. Perhaps this was the reason why he usually ate all the time. After all, a belly that could not be filled by no matter how much he ate would of course be hungry all the time.
"Looking at you, you seem to be very satisfied with your meal."
There was a sudden explosion in front.
Tick tock.
The crisp sound of saliva dripping onto the ground also sounded.
A giant dinosaur-like lizard walked out of the darkness step by step on its short legs. Its bright and bloody eyes stared at the Pig God, and its smelly saliva flowed uncontrollably. His thick head came close to the Pig God, and the thick The fishy smell spurted out, "The smell on your body is so exciting that I'm also hungry. How about you let me take a bite?"
"Oh, let me introduce myself. I am the big esophagus who was deduced by Da Jiongyan to be a ghost-level disaster..."
"Um?"
The pig god raised his head and glanced at the big esophagus who was introducing himself. A pair of fat palms suddenly grabbed the big esophagus. He immediately opened his mouth wide and forced the big esophagus into his mouth, and kept rolling his throat to swallow.
"This one tastes good."
After a moment and a half, he licked his lips, patted his belly, and commented.
"Are you full? It's time for me to taste human flesh."
Ghastly words echoed in the dark passage.
…
Bang bang bang! !
Bursts of muffled sounds continued to sound in the narrow passage.
The two figures were attacking and defending.
After a while, the figures separated.
"What's going on with this guy? I've hit him five times in a row, but he never fought back and remained motionless. Did he give up resistance?"
The ghost-level disaster monster Insect God, who is somewhat similar to Demon King Piccolo, glanced at the super alloy black light opposite with a bit of confusion and inquiry.
"You guy, why don't you fight back?"
"Just now you said you were an invincible monster with insect characteristics. I just wanted to experience the strength of your attacks. I'm very sorry for wasting your time."
Super Alloy Black Light crossed his hands in front of him, revealing a pair of innocent eyes, "However, I have felt it, and your strength is lower than expected."
The Insect God was shocked and said: "You...were you testing my strength just now?"
"You say you are an invincible insect monster, but in fact, you are just a weak and pitiful insect monster, right?" Super Alloy Black Light shook his finger and sighed: "You are so weak!! Right?"
"Are you asking me?" The Insect God was angry, "My answer is... let you become a puddle of meat."
"Insects fight!!"
His fists turned into phantoms, falling like raindrops on the body of Super Alloy Black Light.
"Weak, weak, too weak..."
Super Alloy Black Light shook his head, clenched his fists, slightly bent his arms, and then punched out violently.
boom!
With one punch, he directly beat the upper body of the insect god who was beating him into pieces.
"It's really annoying. What a weak fist. It feels like touching me when you hit it. It makes me a little shy. It's so random."
"Let the sexy prisoner know you did this to me, and he'll blow you up too."
He shook off the foam from his fist and continued to move forward with his shiny black muscles.
"Hero? Hero? Where the hell is the hero? My blood is already burning. Release me quickly. Beat me to death quickly. I'm going to explode!!"
Suddenly, the roar of ghosts and wolves was heard in the passage.
"Hey, someone wants to die. As a hero who is willing to help others, I want to act bravely."
The ultra-black golden black light trotted past along with the roar.
…
Phew! !
A flash of sword light flashed, and a pool of mud instantly fell softly to the ground.
"It's a small thing."
The Atomic Warrior held a sharp blade that shone with cold light, biting a long toothpick, glanced at the corpses of monsters everywhere, curled up the corner of his mouth, and smiled easily.
"Really? Our strength has disappointed you?"
At this time, the pool of mud on the ground suddenly squirmed and merged. After a moment, a weird man with flowing mud stood in front of the Atomic Warrior again and said proudly: "I'm really sorry, I am a mud jellyfish, and your swordsmanship is ineffective against me, because Even if I am divided into millions of parts, I can still be resurrected.”
"Is that so? It sounds like a lot of trouble, but it's easy to do."
The Atomic Warrior held the long sword tightly with both hands, bit the long toothpick, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and shouted in a low voice:
"Atomic Slash!!"
The sharp sword in his hand drew out in an instant, transforming into a series of sword lights. The sword lights and sword shadows were like a group of snakes dancing wildly, making the dark passage extremely bright.
Swish! !
Wherever the sword light passed, there was no living thing. The mud jellyfish was cut into pieces in an instant, enjoying the pleasure of Ling Chi.
"If your cells are cut off, can you still survive? I'm looking forward to it."
The Atomic Samurai put his sword back into its scabbard, biting a long toothpick, and playfully stared at the drops of sludge liquid on the ground.
The passage fell into an eerie silence.
"It seems you are bragging! Really, if you just pretend to be dead, you might be able to escape. Why do you get up and continue to scream? You deserve it."
After a while, the Atomic Warrior smiled and shook his head.
"Help... help, help..."
In the passage, a shrill cry for help rang out. Snivellion male was running desperately with his fat short legs, his nose was shaking, tears were flying, and he was shouting for help in fear.
"Boy in front of me, stop. I'm not a good person. I won't do anything to you. I just want to kill you. Don't worry, I only need to kill you in one snap. It will be over very quickly."
A black weirdo who looked very much like a human origin cell was chasing the snot male happily. From his teasing words, it could be seen that he was not serious and was just playing around.
call out! !
A sharp light suddenly flew over from the next intersection, splitting a deep groove in the ground. After the black sperm was slightly stunned, he jumped up and narrowly avoided the air slash from an unknown person.
Snivellion took the opportunity to escape.
"Um?"
The black sperm suddenly looked towards the place where the slash was sent, and saw the atomic warrior standing like a cypress holding a long sword.
"Hey, what's going on with you? You cut it out all of a sudden. Could it be that you're trying to provoke me regardless of life or death?"
"Oh, to save time, don't move, just stand and let me chop you to death!"
The Atomic Samurai bit the long toothpick with a teasing tone.
"Well, you look down on me, don't you?"
The black sperm put his hands on his hips and pointed at the Atomic Warrior.
"You are wrong. I don't look down on you, I despise you."
"Damn it!! Eat my sperm!"
…
Suck! Suck!
Different from other fierce battles, the battle in this passage is very strange. The two big men are hugging each other... Oh, one side is forcibly suppressing the other side.
A well-dressed guy with a handsome face wearing the costume of a European and American medieval aristocrat was sucking blood from the neck of the zombie man he had pinned to the ground.
The zombie man's eyes were slightly lowered, with a bored look on his face. He yawned from time to time. After glancing at the vampire on his body, he rolled his eyes and yawned again.
After a long time, the vampire finally stood up from the zombie man. With a touch of blood on his lips, he cursed: "What kind of blood does this guy have? Is he so bad? Did he grow up drinking melamine and eating gutter oil?"
Click! !
While he was taunting, the zombie man had already stood up, pulled out his special pistol and pointed it at the vampire.
"Eh? You still have the ability to stand up? It's really touching. When a hero faces evil, he tries his best. You should be awarded a Heroic Diligence Award."
The vampire laughed loudly, and the next moment, he quickly suppressed his smile and said coldly: "Stop struggling in vain, do you know who I am? I am the only descendant of vampires handed down from ancient times..."
He dug into his robe, took out a thick stack of documents and introduced: "Don't think I'm lying. Look, I have a birth certificate, ID card, proof of who my father is, proof of who my mother is... the most important thing is. Yes, I have a vampire ancestry certificate issued by a government agency."
"Oh, it turns out to be an ancient weird family, which is admirable. However, if the descendant dies here, the inheritance will be cut off. It is such a pity..."
The zombie man pulled the trigger of the pistol, and the bullet erupted from the muzzle with a cluster of sparks.
puff!
However, the vampire stretched out his hand and grabbed the bullet like a ghost hand. He opened his palm and there was a hot bullet lying quietly on it. "Another bullet? The way you humans use to deal with us vampires is too old." , bullets made of silver in the past... Tsk tsk, in fact, we vampires are not afraid of any silver products at all, it is completely wishful thinking of you humans."
"Really? In this case, we can't solve it quickly!"
The zombie man sighed and took out the ax from his waist, "Let's play a real-person PK game, but let me explain, I have adjusted infinite lives."
Tsk! Suck, suck, suck! !
The sound of an ax chopping and the syllables of inhaled breath floated through the passage like a symphony.
Half an hour later.
The zombie man hammered his arm and said with emotion: "It's been a long time since I fought against such a powerful monster. I'm so tired. It's made my back sore. And I've died more than two hundred times this time. The injury is a bit serious and it will take a few minutes to recover." one time."
"How... how is it possible? I remember killing you countless times, how come you are not dead yet?"
The vampire was lying on the ground covered in blood, staring in horror at the zombie man who was beating his arm.
"Oh, you're not dead yet? Sorry, it was my negligence."
The zombie man looked back and struck an ax with his backhand.
"Well, I'm dead now."