"Strange, why is there a fish tank here? Are there any weirdos who have this kind of hobby?"
The three of Iaian, Shemale Kamitachi and Drill Samurai came fighting all the way, covered in blood, never leaving their hands with their swords. They scanned the surroundings with a vigilant expression, and their eyes fell on a large fish tank in the center. There were several koi fish free in the tank. Swim comfortably and without worries.
"Probably spare food!"
The Drill Warrior pinched his chin and deduced in a disgraceful manner.
"Stop discussing these trivial matters and move forward..."
Iaian moved forward quietly and quickly, looking back to urge the two of them to follow.
"wait for me!"
The two men's expressions tightened, and they restrained their relaxed emotions. They gripped their swords tightly and followed quickly.
Gulu gulu! !
However, when they passed by the fish tank, the water in the fish tank suddenly boiled and a string of long bubbles appeared, as if someone was breathing in the water.
"Huh? Be careful!!"
If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. The three people from Iiwai Temple stared at the fish tank with wary faces, and slowly backed away to a safe distance.
"The water is overflowing."
The water in the fish tank seemed to be alive. It gradually overflowed the tank and slid to the ground. It slowly rose again and condensed into an irregular liquid. Among them, a few koi carps continued to swim happily as if they were not aware of it. From time to time, they jumped out of the water to play. The scene was very strange for a time.
"It's a weirdo!"
Iai'an and the others' hearts sank, even though they could not see the strange man's facial features from the water body, the strange behavior of the water body exposed his identity.
Sure enough, a pair of big eyeballs suddenly emerged from the water body condensed into four different shapes. The eyeballs rose and fell in the water body, like objects dropped in the water. However, judging from the way the eyeballs turned and glanced at Iaigan and others, it was definitely It's the eyes of the weirdo himself.
"What kind of weirdo is this? Can water also become a weirdo?"
"What a fuss! Since the emergence of weirdos, all kinds of inanimate and microbial weirdos have appeared. Maybe sperm can become weirdos one day!"
"It's really scary. I hope I don't have to meet a disgusting weirdo like sperm."
The three people in Iihean were discussing in a low voice, and the water monster was also watching them motionlessly. The two sides fell into a strange confrontation.
"Kamaitachi, use your flying sword to test the opponent..."
Iai'an commanded in a low voice. The three of them learned from the Atomic Samurai. However, their sword skills are different. His own is the Iai Sword, which is a kind of drawing sword, while Kamitachi's is the flying sword, which is an air sword. Slash, best suited for long-range attacks and probing.
"give it to me!!"
The human demon Kamamaita held the long sword in both hands and raised it high. The muscles in his arms trembled, and the long sword slashed down diagonally. An invisible air slash instantly shot out with a sharp sound of breaking wind.
call out! !
The water monster on the opposite side seemed to feel the murderous intention of the human monster Kamaitachi. The clear water driving shell suddenly shot out a liquid projectile. The projectile erupted like a bullet at an extremely fast speed and hit the air slash in the blink of an eye.
boom! !
There was a sudden explosion sound in the air, the air shook, and the slash disappeared instantly. However, the liquid projectile fired by the weirdo only lost a few points, and still shot at Kamamaita with unabated force.
"Kamaitachi, be careful!!"
Iaian and the drill warrior exclaimed.
laugh! !
However, it was already too late. The liquid projectile was as fast as lightning. After traveling through the space, it penetrated through the body of Kamaita with his pupils contracted.
puff! !
Kamaita vomited a mouthful of blood and his eyes widened. Why is it that I always get hurt? Next time whoever asks me to test him, I will whip him! !
"Kamaitachi!!"
Iai'an and the drill warrior were frightened and furious, and charged towards the water monster with long swords in hand.
"Iai Slash!!"
"Whirlwind!!"
The two of them each released their special moves, causing a biting wind to rise from the plains.
Phew! !
However, several liquid projectiles floated out of the body of the water monster, firing like a machine gun. Iaian and the drill samurai struck the projectiles with their swords, but they were knocked back, and the remaining projectiles penetrated their bodies. , bringing out wisps of blood mist.
After a while.
Bang bang! !
The third disciple of the Atomic Warrior fell slumped, his body dripping with blood, and pools of blood gradually seeped out from the ground.
The monsters in the water did not kill them all. After the threat was eliminated, they squirmed back into the fish tank. The few koi in the body showed no signs of panic from beginning to end. They were carefree and peaceful.
"It's strange. I clearly heard the voices of Iihean and others, but why did they disappear?"
Thumb thump!
There was a sound of light footsteps, and the Child Emperor appeared through the darkness in the passage where the fish tank was placed.
"Iai, Drill, Kamaitachi... Aren't the three of them together with the Atomic Samurai? Are they really acting separately? It's too careless. However, if these three people join forces, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to win. Who attacked them? ?”
On the ground, the three people from Iihean were lying dying. The Child Emperor was shocked and controlled the mechanical arm to check the condition of the three people. "Fortunately, they were only seriously injured..."
"Well?"
Iihean slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Emperor Tong, he said weakly: "Tong... Emperor Tong, are you the only one? Oops, be careful of the weirdo in the fish tank... "
"Fish tank?"
The child emperor's heart tightened, and he raised his head to stare at the seemingly ordinary fish tank. He saw a wet weirdo climbing out of the fish tank at some point, with a bunch of big eyes staring at him.
call out!
A liquid projectile was shot out rapidly.
"So fast!!"
The child emperor felt a shiver in his heart. He turned around with the help of the mechanical hand and narrowly avoided the opponent's attack.
Iihean shouted anxiously: "Tong Emperor, leave quickly, you alone are no match for him..."
The Child Emperor ignored Iihe'an's persuasion and stared at the water monster, shocked in his heart, "Is this guy a living thing? Is he the one who defeated the three of Iihe'an? It's unbelievable. It looks like just a puddle of ordinary liquid. , However, living liquid... This kind of thing, for me who is proficient in biology, can't help but think of some unspeakable beige liquid."
call out! call out! call out!
The water monster seemed to be aware of it and fired a series of sharp water arrows.
“It’s time to show real wisdom.”
…
Boom! !
Sweetheart Mask walked slowly through the passage with a stern face, looking around and listening in all directions.
Swish! !
Suddenly, the sound of air friction sounded in the narrow and dark passage.
"Um?"
He frowned, stopped, and looked around cautiously.
Swish! !
A figure like white light suddenly rushed past him.
"So fast?"
His heart trembled, his muscles tensed, ready to attack and defend at any time, and his eyes quickly scanned his eyes, looking for the figure that had just passed by him.
"Tsk, tsk, he is so disgustingly handsome..."
A wild voice floated, and a figure in the darkness rushed past, punching Sweetheart Mask in the face.
ah! !
Sweetheart Mask's face hurt, and she backed away. Her eyes suddenly turned sharp, and she actually took action on my beautiful face! Want to destroy my job? Unforgivable!
boom!
However, just as he was getting angry, the opponent had already stepped behind him and kicked him out. Half a second later, the man in the dark punched him in the abdomen again, causing his liver to ache and his body to bow involuntarily.
"Damn it, the speed is too fast, completely beyond the range of the naked eye..."
He looked ugly, "At this level... I might... not be able to win!"
"Tsk tsk, the legendary idol hero, heartthrob, and number one A-level hero—Sweetheart Mask? By the way, you are the type of hero I hate the most. You are obviously handsome, but you also have great strength. Completely It goes against the laws of nature!!”
In the darkness, the shadows parted, and a tall figure appeared. There was a tuft of sparse hair on his breast-like head. His face was extremely ugly. Ordinary people would probably cast a disgusted look at him. He was wearing casual clothes, and the clothes were tight and short. , revealing his navel that looks like a fart (disgusting) eye.
"Ugly...ugly?"
Sweetheart Mask's pupils shrank, and his expression was a little frightened and distorted.
"You disgustingly handsome bastard, don't give people random nicknames. I don't want to be called ugly. My name is Ugly President. I have been discriminated against, abused, and bullied by people around me because of my ugly appearance." , gradually enlightened about life, evolved into an ugly weirdo, speaking of it, you and I have one thing in common, that is, when you appear, it will always cause women to scream, ha, but I will not be merciful because of this, because you are really The hero I hate the most."
The ugly facial twist of the ugly president was even more terrifying and disgusting. He said with a ferocious smile: "I will tell you with facts, appearance and fighting ability cannot have both..."
"Damn it, how can there be such an ugly weirdo in the world? I pursue absolutely beautiful justice. How can I tolerate the existence of such an ugly thing, but, but I can't move."
Sweetheart Mask's face was stiff, his eyes were filled with deep disgust and fear, his body was trembling slightly, and all the fears from the past came to his heart. No, how could such an ugly thing exist? I can't stand it, I can't accept it...
"I can't beat him because he's so ugly... ugh~"
…
"Hungry Wolf? I finally found you."
The super alloy black light followed him all the way and finally caught up with the hungry wolf.
"Huh? S-class hero super black gold and black light? Hey, are you so anxious to come and die?"
The hungry wolf's originally bent body straightened up in an instant, and his depressed expression burst out with a passionate fighting spirit. The various serious injuries in his body became the catalyst for his growth under various factors. He was stepping towards the monster of his dreams step by step. All it takes is one last step to get in.
Uh-huh!
He didn't waste any time, he turned into a phantom, stepped forward, and punched out quickly.
Snapped!
Super Alloy Black Light confidently fought head-on. The two of them went back and forth, punching each other hard. However, the hungry wolf had various martial arts skills and suppressed Super Alloy Black Light in the situation.
"But even so, your purely physical attack is ineffective against me..."
Hungry Wolf sneered, for a brash guy like Super Alloy Black Light, whether it was the Flowing Rock Fist, the Whirlwind Iron Slashing Fist or the Tai Chi Style, each of them could fully restrain the opponent's simple and rough fists.
"Yeah?"
After Super Alloy Black Light asked back, his muscles all over his body suddenly swelled, and his dark bald head suddenly knocked forward.
"Super alloy head hammer!!"
boom! !
He bumped into it, and the hungry wolf's hands were immediately knocked away and hit directly in the abdomen.
Ugh~
The hungry wolf's eyes suddenly widened, and a mouthful of blood spurted out. The bones in his abdomen instantly broke into pieces, and the fine bone fragments stuck to the flesh and blood. Severe pain surged into his heart.
"Damn it, it's obviously a simple headbutt, but I can't defend it at all..."
The bones in his body were still broken. However, he still stood with difficulty against common sense, staring at the super alloy black light and breathing heavily.
"Hungry Wolf, the weirdo game is over. Surrender, join the Heroes Association, and don't let down your powerful muscles."
"Weird game? Are you saying I'm playing a weird game? Ha, you're not playing a hero game? It's really disgusting. Your hypocrisy makes me sick..."
The hungry wolf slowly straightened his back and sneered with a ferocious face: "You heroes are just a piece of shit. I will not fall here. Even if it means risking my life, I will take your disgusting justice." Beat me, you... there is no way for my weirdo game to end!!"
He kicked off the ground and pounced towards the super alloy black light like a hungry wolf.
"Weird game...continue!!"
Bang bang! !
Super Alloy Black Light raised his fists to fight back. In the exchange of punches, his heart was gradually shocked. He felt that the power and speed of the hungry wolf seemed to be gradually breaking through and rising...
how come? how come? I am gradually falling behind. What is going on with this man? He is so strong, can he, himself, be able to defeat him? I can't beat him... I probably can't beat him!
As time goes by, Super Alloy Black Light's mood shakes and changes violently in the fierce battle, from full of confidence... to self-doubt...
"Super Alloy Black Light, aren't you going to stop me? Come on! Come on!!!"
The hungry wolf shouted ferociously, and his fists smashed the space with an indomitable force and blasted towards the super alloy black light.
"I...I am no match for him!!"
…
"What's the situation in this place? Why are there so many roads? I've been twisting and turning, and I've forgotten the way back. If I walk for another three minutes, if I don't find a way out, I'll blow up this building with one punch. Run away, I won’t pay any money anyway…”
Saitama wandered around in the complicated passages, as if he was trapped in a maze, twisting and turning and unable to find the exit.
"There was clearly a sound here before, why did it disappear again?"
In the shadows, the flashing Flash clung to the wall, clutching the instant killing pill in his hand. He narrowed his eyes slightly and thought, "Is the strange aura really a weirdo? However, the other party's steps were loose and unprepared. Well, Wait for him to get close, take advantage of his unpreparedness, and kill him with one sword... "
Thumb thump!
The footsteps gradually approached.
"coming!"
At a certain moment, his narrowed eyes suddenly opened, and the long sword in his hand still cut through the space and slashed at the person coming.
"Flash Slash!!"
The long sword was like light, as fast as lightning, leaving not even a trace in mid-air, as if breaking through the space, reaching the opponent's bald head in the blink of an eye... Huh? Bald
"Huh? Something suddenly appeared? A weirdo with bangs? No, it seems to be a human being. But why did he chop me?"
laugh! !
There was a slight friction sound, and Saitama raised his eyes and stretched out two fingers to tightly clamp the blade of Shunseamaru.
"Um?"
Flash's eyes widened slightly, "Escaped?" Wait a minute, it's a human. This bald head looks familiar. I remember, when the alien spacecraft attacked city A, he asked for tea at the combat meeting and was shameless and hairless. Super hero, why does he appear here... No, this is not the key question. What is more important is that this guy actually caught his own flash slash. How terrifying is his speed to catch his own flash slash? Or is it a fluke? Do you want to try again
"Hey, who are you? Why did you suddenly chop me?"
Saitama pointed at Flash and asked, "Also, what are you looking at? I'm going to flatter you!"
Flash cut! !
Flash suddenly swung his sword, and the picturesque long sword passed through the sky and struck down instantly.
laugh!
Saitama stretched out two fingers to pinch the Shunseimaru again, stared at Flash seriously, and said: "Hey, why did you suddenly chop me again? Are you provocative? Oh, I understand, are you a weirdo?"
Flash Flash hummed: "Hey, look carefully, do I look like a weirdo?"
"Like, weirdo... Auntie with bangs!"
Saitama looked determined.
"Don't give me random nicknames." Flash's face darkened, "I am a hero... S-class hero Flash!"
"Eh? Hero?" Saitama looked at Flash suspiciously and questioned, "But you suddenly slashed me twice for no reason?"
"that… "
Flash took care of others.
"My hand slipped a little bit!!"