M City Kengeki.
in the corner.
King sat in front of the table, fiddled with his laptop and turned it on.
While waiting for the laptop to boot up and buffer, he couldn't help but think of the promise Saitama made when he went out in the morning.
Saitama has been living in his house for the past few days. However, he is unwilling to stay for a long time. He gets up every morning and goes out to look for free accommodation (because he cannot afford even a low-cost rental house). King once admitted that he could help him rent a house. Unfortunately, He rejected it very courageously.
This morning, Saitama was dressed as usual and ready to go out. Suddenly he turned around and said to King: "King, when I come back, let's go to Kengeki together!"
"Hmm... huh?"
King subconsciously agreed, but when he reacted, he looked at Saitama in surprise, "What are you chewing on?" He only felt his anus tighten, and the chill on his back was rising, and he suddenly regretted leaving Saitama at home.
Saitama, Saitama, your baldness has absolutely nothing to do with your exercise, but because you have too much porn in your head, so your hair falls out.
Saitama looked at King with a strange expression, "King, what's wrong with you?"
"No... nothing, just a misunderstanding."
King had come to his senses, and it turned out to be the fast food restaurant Kengeji, which scared him to death.
"Huh, it's still early, Saitama is probably still looking for his own free house."
He woke up from his memories, smiled, opened the web page, and browsed related house rental issues.
When he didn't notice, several guys wearing peaked caps, large headphones, or acting suspiciously appeared one after another in the Kengerji store.
"Captain, the poison has been added to the melon soda that King likes to drink, but why don't we leave?"
"Because... I have to see the king die with my own eyes before I feel relieved."
It turned out that the two of them were the remnants of the Fafa Killer Group who had failed to assassinate the King many times before. They were really persistent in assassinating the King. Most of the members of the Killer Group had been killed long ago, but they never gave up.
Some time ago, he planned a courier bomb, and now through some channels, he purchased a poison that can seal the throat when it sees blood. It is said that only one gram can poison a whale, and it is very toxic.
They believe that no matter how strong King's body is, he is still a human being. Perhaps his muscles have increased his external defense. However, his internal organs are always extremely fragile, and King will also die of poison if he swallows it.
After detailed observation, they found that King usually took his laptop to relax at the Kenger Club not far downstairs. Moreover, King loved drinking melon soda, so they deliberately put poison into the melon soda. Of course, , in order to ensure the success of the plan, they have people outside the door to intercept other people from entering. In this way, there are only people from their killer group in the store, as long as they do not drink melon soda and wait for the king to "commit suicide".
"Waiter, bring me a melon soda!"
Sure enough, after King searched for rental properties, he found that there were no rental properties that matched Saitama's worth. He immediately closed the web page and reached out to the Kengeki waiter to place an order.
"Ah!"
The captain and others curled up their mouths, murderous intent bursting out.
"Please wait."
The waiter is an uncle with a sparse beard and aged eyes, which makes an impression on people at first glance.
"Sir, your melon soda."
"Thank you."
King took the soda, thanked him, put it away, opened the folder, and clicked on the book titled "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons". This is his new book published online. He had written a novel before, However, he was scolded to death, saying that his writing was rubbish, his IQ was lacking, and he would never be able to write a good book in his life. In anger, he decided to plagiarize classics. After some screening, he found "Journey to the West", one of the four great classics. It fits the setting of a weirdo, so I got excited and wrote this magically modified version of "Journey to the West".
Of course, he had only read Journey to the West once, so naturally he could not recite it. He could only roughly remember the plot. In addition, he was influenced by the fan classic "The Legend of Wukong", which led to many deviations in this "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons". , the Monkey King is no longer willing to travel to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but rises up to resist and fight for freedom, equality and a just life. He even boldly shouts, "The sky will crush me, break the sky with a stick, the earth will bury me, tear the earth with one hand, I want these sentient beings to be so perverted when they talk about it, and I want heroes to be afraid of me when they hear them.”
In short, this is a novel that advocates for weirdos, and it obviously violates the current mainstream values of heroes. It is estimated that after uploading, he will still be scolded out of his brains, but it doesn't matter, he is here to take revenge on society.
This is a joke, just for killing time.
The book is opened, and the first line at the top is: "It is said that there is a mountain of flowers and fruits in the country of Aolai. The flowers are fragrant and the trees are green. There is a stone at the top of the mountain. There are strange images everywhere today, and a monkey suddenly breaks out of the stone..."
"Not bad."
He re-read the previously coded content and was very satisfied. He opened a new page and wrote about the plot of Monkey King causing trouble at the headquarters of the Heroes Association and being captured by mistake. The Heroes Association killed Monkey King and let the atom The katana slashes, the Thunder Genji shocks, the trembling tornado strangles, the devil transforms people and burns them, the Gatling of Death strafes, the Smell Master pours poison, etc. However, without exception, no one can hurt Qi. The great sage is not a cent.
Suck!
He grabbed the melon soda and took a sip to quench his thirst. He stared at the computer screen, thinking about the next plot.
"Success!"
Seeing that King had drank the melon soda, the group leader and others clenched their fists and cheered secretly. Now they were just waiting for King to die from the poison.
"Haha, you stupid guys, I have already developed an indestructible body. I can chop with axes, chop with knives, burn with electric shocks, and deadly poisons are all ineffective against me..."
After he pondered for a while, he whispered while tapping his fingers on the keyboard.
"???"
The group leader and others froze, their heads filled with questions.
"King, king is mocking us?"
They swallowed secretly, their bodies shaking slightly for no reason.
"Calm down!"
The leader whispered cautiously, "Don't worry. If we were exposed, I'm afraid the king would have killed us long ago. Do you think anything is wrong with us? Stay calm."
"Wait a minute, Captain, is there something wrong with the poison? Logically speaking, the poison seals the throat when it sees blood, and the onset only lasts for a few seconds. Why hasn't the king died of the poison after so long?"
The courier wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"this… "
The leader hesitated slightly.
"King is not really as indestructible as he said, right?"
He thought desperately that the indestructible body of Vajra also includes being invulnerable to all poisons!
"Yes, yes, I just like to see your desperate expressions..."
The king was typing, describing the horrifying scene where the Monkey King ridiculed the heroes.
The group leader and others trembled.
"Captain, we are indeed exposed, shall we retreat?"
The courier almost cried.
The leader gritted his teeth and said: "Wait another five minutes, maybe... maybe the king's constitution is too strong, so the effect of the medicine is delayed... "
"Captain, the king stands up!"