"Well, boss, bring me that silly sheep doll suit. I'll try it on to see if it fits."
Wang Feng took Piccolo to the store that sells cartoon doll suits. At this moment, Piccolo was wearing his sweatshirt, cap, mask, sunglasses and gloves. He was fully armed and looked like a robber.
He himself wasn't much better, wearing a sweatshirt and peaked cap, the standard criminal suit on TV.
On the way here, the two people turned around a lot. Pedestrians frequently looked at the two of them with suspicion. Some passers-by even called the police.
In this regard, he can only say that everyone is surprised!
"Okay... okay."
The shop owner looked at the two guys in front of him who didn't dare to show their true colors, and his heart skipped a beat. Could they be gangsters? Just got back from robbing a bank
Wang Feng didn't care what the store owner thought. He glanced at the various cartoon doll suits in the store. Well, the pink hip-hop rabbit doll set is good. You can buy it. Hey, the chubby cow suit is also pretty good. Piccolo can wear it. It must be very cute and can increase the popularity. Wow, that girl doll with two pigtails is so cute. I must buy it. Well, let Piccolo put it on at night. I want to sleep with it in my arms. Do you want it to be on the butt of the doll? Dig a hole. After all, Piccolo wants to poop. Well, this is a question worth thinking about...
What? Do you think these doll sets are too childish, too young, and not suitable for the domineering vaccine person status? Well, isn't Piccolo just a child
Piccolo: "..." Someone drag this guy away and beat him to death!
Wang Feng didn't waste too much time in the doll store and bought several doll suits for Piccolo in one go, treating them as a normal change of clothes.
Then he took Piccolo, who was wearing a pink hip-hop bunny suit and was desperate, to the supermarket. Originally, there was no food reserve at home, and suddenly there was an extra person, so it was natural to buy food.
In view of the fact that Piccolo was going to be searched when he entered the supermarket dressed like this, he told Piccolo to wait for him at the entrance of the supermarket. Since Piccolo had been bound by the system, there was no chance of escaping. In addition, he also gave Piccolo an order, so he Not afraid of Piccolo escaping at all.
After giving instructions to Piccolo, he lowered his cap and walked into the supermarket with his hands in his pockets.
“…”
Piccolo was wearing a pink hip-hop bunny suit and stood at the entrance of the supermarket with a dull face. His lifeless and lifeless face made people feel distressed. Once upon a time, he was also a heroic and heroic big devil. , and now... It lowered its head and glanced at its pink hip-hop rabbit costume. Alas, I won’t mention it anymore, it’s heartbreaking.
"Wow, Mom, there is a hip-hop rabbit here. It's so cute!"
A young and hot mother took her five or six-year-old daughter to the supermarket for shopping. The little girl, who looked like a porcelain doll from the Tang Dynasty, saw the pink hip-hop rabbit Bic at a glance, and her little face immediately bloomed with a flower-like smile.
"Mom, I want to take pictures with the hip-hop rabbit. Well, I want to play with the hip-hop rabbit."
The little girl broke free from Hot Mom's hand, and when Hot Mom didn't react, she jumped on Bick, her little hands kept fiddling with Bick's clothes.
"Lan Lan, come down quickly and don't disturb others' work."
Hot Mom mistakenly thought that Bick was a supermarket publicity staff, and was worried that her daughter would affect Bick's work, so she anxiously took the little girl off Bick.
"Hmph, looking for death!"
Piccolo stared down at the laughing little girl with gloomy eyes. He opened his palm, and an energy ball the size of a duck egg immediately appeared and floated in his palm, glowing softly like a firefly.
Since it was bound to Wang Feng's pet, its ability level has been cleared, and all skills have become level 1. In other words, it now only has the strength of a wolf-level monster.
Still, killing a little girl was more than enough.
"Hey, is this a fluorescent ball?"
The little girl looked at the energy bomb in Piccolo's hand curiously, and poked it curiously with her little hand. It was soft, like the warmth in her mother's arms.
"Fluorescent ball? Hey, this is the light that guides you to heaven!"
Piccolo twitched the corner of his mouth and grinned a cruel smile. The system stipulated that it could not harm Wang Feng, but other humans were not within the set protection range. Whether it could kill other people or not depended on its mood.
Now...it's unpleasant!
So it's time to vent!
You little devil, go to hell!
"careful!"
Just when Piccolo was about to kill the little girl with an energy bomb, a flash of lightning flashed, and the red silhouette flashed before his eyes. When he looked again, the little girl hanging on its chest had disappeared.
"Well?"
It waved away the energy bomb in its hand and squinted at the red figure next to it. The guy looked young. He was wearing a red insulating tights with a "~" thunderbolt symbol on his chest. He was carrying a large brand-name battery - Nanfu, with his head on his back. Wear a red miner's lamp cap. There is a wire connected to the battery on the back of the miner's lamp cap, and the miner's lamp on the cap emits a faint green light.
Its eyes narrowed slightly: "Who are you?"
"Lan Lan!"
The hot mom picked up the little girl and ran away in panic.
Piccolo: "..."
"Ask me?" The red figure put his hands on his waist and said calmly: "I was born on a night of thunder and lightning. I hold the thunder in my left hand and the lightning in my right hand. From then on, I control the thunder and lightning in the world. I am..."
"Rubbish!"
Piccolo sneered. How could there be a person in the world with such a ridiculous birth history? Even it was only born through the will of the earth. This guy in front of him would blow his skin.
Hehe, he actually said that his origins are better than mine, which makes people feel really uncomfortable.
Since you are unhappy, then... destroy him!
"Explosive energy bomb!"
It stretched out its hand and opened it, condensing an energy bomb the size of a duck egg.
"It's not trash, it's Kid Raiden, Kid Raiden, I'm the 65th B-class hero - Kid Raiden!" Kid Raiden pointed at Piccolo and said, "Hey, you guy, what kind of egg is an explosive energy egg? An egg?" Duck eggs? Goose eggs? Or maybe a bomb?"
"Hey, guess!"
Piccolo laughed mockingly, and the energy bomb in his hand flew out instantly.
"Um?"
The Thunderbolt boy crossed his hands to protect his body!
boom!
After an explosion, he was safe and sound. "Hey, is this the only thing you can do? It seems that you are going to be my stepping stone to the 64th position of B-class hero."
He sneered, and the electric baton in his hand made a roaring sound of thunder and lightning. The next moment, his figure disappeared suddenly, and reappeared in front of Piccolo in the blink of an eye, shouting: "Taste the taste of thunder and lightning! Thunder and lightning shock!"
Stab!
The electric baton in his hand suddenly struck Bic!
boom!
Piccolo did not dodge, his body suddenly became extremely strong, his muscles were taut, like an iron man made of stacked iron blocks. He stretched out his hand and directly caught the lightning boy's electric baton.
"Idiot, anyone who dares to take my electric baton with bare hands has already gone to hell!"
(Underpants freak: Excuse me?)
Piccolo grabbed the lightning boy's electric baton with one hand and sneered: "Idiot, go back and read more physics books. I'm wearing a doll suit, which is electrically isolated. Your lightning has no effect on me!"
"What!?"
"Explosive energy bomb!"
boom! Wow!
The Thunderbolt boy flew backwards and spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Jiejie, feel good!"
Piccolo smiled cruelly, and his body suddenly grew in size, exploding the bunny puppet suit, revealing the appearance of Piccolo the Great Demon King.
"Wow, weirdo!!"
"Everyone, run, the hero was defeated by the weirdo."
"Notify the Heroes Association quickly."
The people who were watching the situation secretly discovered that Piccolo was a weirdo, and they were immediately frightened and ran away.
"Humans, go to hell and repent!"
Piccolo squeezed his fist, and it suddenly enlarged, as if it had been stung by a wasp and swollen to the size of a weightlifting dumbbell. He aimed it at the struggling Thunderbolt boy and slammed it down.
"Pickers, you bastard, stop it!"
Wang Feng's roar came slowly.
Piccolo: "..."
I have a saying about MMP that I don’t know whether to say or not!