"so quiet!"
When King and Saitama returned to the headquarters, they suddenly realized that something was wrong. The surroundings were too quiet. The bustling residential area in the past had lost its hustle and bustle, and the office buildings with people coming and going were missing people.
Everyone disappeared as if they had evaporated.
"Genos, Genos!!"
Saitama shouted several times, but no one responded.
"No traces of battle?"
King glanced around and frowned slightly. It was not surprising that people disappeared. After all, he learned from Genos's words that there was a problem at the headquarters, so it was normal for people to flee in all directions. However, what was abnormal was that the surrounding area remained the same and there was no other fighting. trace.
"King... let's go into the hall and talk!"
At this time, the radio alarm at the headquarters went off, inviting King and completely ignoring Saitama.
"Sykes?"
King was shocked when he realized that the voice belonged to Sikes.
"Friendly reminder, Tatsumaki, Child Emperor, Genos and others have all been captured by me. King, you also know from the surrounding situation that I caught them... without any effort. So, do you dare to go to the appointment?"
"Don't let me down!"
"Um?"
King and Saitama looked at each other and set off in tacit agreement.
Saitama: The sky is big and the earth is big, my fist is the biggest!
King: Yes, I'm afraid, I'm afraid you won't be able to withstand Saitama's punch!
In the hall, Sikes set up a conference table and sat in it.
Bang bang!
When she saw King and Saitama, she couldn't help but applaud and said with a smile: "King, you are really brave for a skilled man. As for the person next to you... his courage is commendable."
"However, courage comes from confidence. With the king by your side to protect you, it's no wonder you are fearless!"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
Saitama retorted unhappily.
"I know, even if I want to kill you, the king won't agree."
Sikes looked at King and said with a sweet smile: "King, do you think so?"
"Where are Tatsumaki and the others?"
King ignored Sikes's question and came directly to ask about the whereabouts of Tatsumaki and others.
"Don't worry, they are safe, and I didn't hurt them..." Sikes smiled and said, "Please sit down, let's talk."
"What to talk about?"
King pulled up his stool and sat down.
"Is there tea?"
Saitama looked around and mentioned casually.
“…”
King and Sykes chose to ignore it.
"Talk about the future of humanity."
Sikes stared into the king's eyes and whispered: "This time I represent God, and you represent mankind..."
"god?"
King and Saitama were shocked and paid close attention to the abnormal situation nearby.
"Oh, no need to look for it. God has never existed and is everywhere. He is the creator and guardian of all life..."
Sykes paused and said in a low tone: "You... want to know why God wants to eliminate mankind?"
"In no mood."
King and Saitama shook their heads at the same time, they were too lazy to listen to your story.
"... Please respect me." Sikes knocked on the conference table and said: "I won't be too pretentious. Let's just say it. You can regard God as the land under your feet... "
"Hero Association Headquarters?"
Saitama thought thoughtfully, "So the headquarters is alive, is it a robot?"
"... God is equal to the earth, so, king, you don't have to think about destroying God, because killing God is equivalent to destroying the earth." Sykes spread his hands and said: "Of course, I know you have the ability to destroy the earth, but you are a hero , would you do this?"
"Hmph, if there is no food to eat and no place to sleep, I will destroy the earth."
Saitama denied it unceremoniously.
"So you have low consciousness and are not worthy of being a hero."
Sikes glanced at Saitama lightly, snapped his fingers, "Give him a cup of tea."
Click, click, click!
A service robot came up with hot tea.
"How are you going to release the tornado?"
King gets right to the point.
"Don't worry, listen to me."
Sykes said unhurriedly: "You must accept a concept: God is equal to the earth. All living things on the earth can be said to be the masterpieces of God. From ancient times, biological races appeared. In fact, weirdos already existed at that time, not They only appeared in the last ten or twenty years, such as the Ancient Kings. They were the ancient dinosaur clan in ancient times. At that time, the Ancient clan was very prosperous. They suppressed the Deep Sea Tribe, Forest Tribe, Underground Tribe and Sky Tribe and dominated the continent. At that time, other people All living things were their food, and their status in the food chain was equivalent to today's humans. Then a large meteorite disaster wiped out almost all of them. This was God's handiwork... "
"Um?"
King noticed something. "Because dinosaurs dominate the earth, God does not allow dinosaurs to exist? And the same is true for humans today?"
"Wrong, the gods destroyed the ancient tribe not because they dominated the continent, but because they had the tendency to destroy the earth. They have never maintained the dignity of the earth. They only know how to eat, drink, and have sex all day long, destroying the earth's environment, massacring species on the earth, and destroying the earth's ecology. Suffering destruction step by step... Therefore, in order to protect itself, that is, to protect the earth, God attracted meteorites, destroyed the ancient tribe, and returned the species forces to a balanced state again. The several races of the Deep Sea Tribe restrained and restricted each other, and no one could No matter who, then mankind rises..."
King frowned, "Are you saying that because humans have excessively damaged the earth's ecology, God chose to exterminate humans in order to protect the earth?"
Sykes did not answer, but continued: "God is very optimistic about the development of mankind. It has never hindered the rapid development of mankind, and has even been helping secretly. You should have heard of myths, right? There are many monsters and powerful monsters in myths. The gods and heroes... Actually, this is not a myth, but a fact. Most myths are artistically processed from facts. Monsters really exist, and various powerful gods have also appeared."
"To God, the earth is like a running game. King, Bald Man in the Cloak, you two are also game masters. You should understand that as long as the game continues to run, bugs may occur."
"Yes, I have met him before."
Saitama's chest puffed up and he agreed with deep understanding.
"Then what?"
King glanced at Bug who was silently sipping tea next to him, and continued to ask.
"Weirdos are bugs that appear in the rotation of the earth, and gods are patches created by God to fight against weirdos. Of course, bugs do not always appear, so throughout history, mankind has been safe and sound, and there has been no large-scale invasion of weirdos."
"Then how to explain the weird disasters in the past ten years?"
King asked tentatively: "Is it because the aging of the earth causes frequent errors in operation, leading to the large-scale appearance of weirdos?"
"Wrong, in fact, it is not God that causes weirdos to appear on a large scale, but human beings themselves."
Sykes solemnly said: "Do you remember the prophecy I once confessed to you? I said that in the future, human beings will only eat, drink, and drink, and they will be parasitic bugs on the earth, just like the ancient tribes back then..."
King asked: "Is this the real reason why God wants to clean up mankind?"
"No." Sykes said slowly: "Actually, God is very optimistic about human beings. It once believed that human beings could rely on the rapid development of technology to leave the earth and rush into the universe instead of wasting away on the earth. However, human beings have failed Its expectation is that in the past few decades, it has realized that human beings are destroying the inherent rules between living things, challenging the majesty of God, and seriously threatening the security of the earth. Therefore, God will clean up human beings again and again. .”
"What's the meaning?"
The scumbag king didn't understand.
"Can you tell me briefly?"
Saitama put down his tea cup and urged impatiently.
"Humans have conducted biological research to make humans immortal, and they have succeeded..." Sykes stared at King and said in a low voice: "Do you know what it means to the earth once humans become immortal?"
"destroy!"
She clenched her fists and said angrily: "Human beings in the future will only eat, drink, fuck and sleep in bed. They will have unlimited time and work hard to create little bastards. They will eat away at the life of the earth step by step. In the end... the earth will explode! Human beings will hold up the earth." burst!!"
"Are you too pessimistic? In this situation, according to human habits, there will be internal strife, and then war will break out, reducing the population... "
King guessed based on human nature.
"I'm not pessimistic, but I'm telling you the facts I've seen." Sykes took a deep breath, "So, I think we should have a serious talk about how to solve the future development problems of mankind."
"What do you think?"
King shrugged his shoulders. Even if humans could live forever in the future, he might not be able to see it.
"Humanity must leave the earth so that gods and humans can coexist."
said Sikes firmly.
"...You think too highly of me. What will happen to mankind in the future? How will I affect it?" King said funnyly.
"No, do you remember Xi Daba Wa's prophecy?" Sikes whispered: "I am sure that Xi Daba Wa's prophecy is about human immortality."
"Are you kidding?" King laughed dumbly, "Xi Dabawa predicted that the disaster will occur within half a year, and even if humans can live forever tomorrow, they will not be able to cause the earth to explode."
"You don't have to believe it. When the facts happen, I hope you can prevent... prevent humans from becoming immortal, or find a way to give humans the power to break into the universe, otherwise..."
Sykes warned: "Earth and humanity will perish together!"
"It's completely unbelievable, and even your language is full of errors. Even if human beings live forever, they still need to work to obtain food... Therefore, it is impossible for human beings to just eat, drink, fuck and have sex, unless they have something to do." Endless food.”
King smiled nonchalantly, endless food? Oh, unless there are a large number of infinitely growing octopuses like those created by Dr. Kinos in the world... huh? Breaking the rules between creatures? The eternally youthful Genos? Undead zombie man? Evolution House? Infinitely growing octopus
"New human evolution..."
He whispered softly.
"Hey, Sykes, isn't the god you believe in omniscient? Tell me, who is breaking the rules between living things?"
Realizing the seriousness, he immediately stared at Sikes and asked in a deep voice.
"I don't know, God has no five senses. He can't hear, smell, or see... He can only perceive the subtle changes in life on earth. Therefore, it can only quantitatively detect from weirdos that human beings are gradually deviating from the inherent laws, but it cannot Find out where the source is."
Sykes shook his head and said: "King, because of your existence and obstruction, God has realized that unless the earth destroys itself and perishes with mankind, it will not be able to destroy mankind. Therefore, God asked me to persuade you and hope that you We can understand the seriousness and prevent the situation from getting worse.”
"Currently there are only three options. First, human beings stop evolving. Second, human beings have the means to leave the earth and relieve the pressure on the earth. Third, human beings and the earth perish together, leaving earth civilization to completely become cosmic dust."
"We're done talking, where is Genos?" Saitama asked seriously.
"King, I will let God release Tatsumaki and others, but I hope you will not expose my identity, because I need to monitor humans and prevent humans from destroying the earth."
Sikes said seriously.
"Um."
King agreed. As Sikes said, God could not destroy mankind, and he was not worried about Sikes making small moves.
"Tatsumaki and others are imprisoned in God's Domain."
"Holy area?"
King immediately remembered the place where the messenger escaped. It turned out that it was called God's Domain.
"The Divine Realm is a place where God imprisons earth bugs, that is, weirdos. There have been many weirdos in human history. They all threw themselves into the Divine Realm and died in endless years, or they were willing to be driven by God."
Sikes explained.
Wow!
A trace suddenly cracked in the air in the hall, and Tatsumaki and others fell out of it in a swarm.
"Genos."
Saitama sees Genos unconscious.
King also checked the situation of Tatsumaki and others, and found that they were just unconscious, and he was relieved.
"King, remember what I said today. I will continue to stay dormant in the Heroes Association. I hope that when disaster strikes, you can make the right choice."
Sikes rolled his eyes and passed out among the crowd.
"...I turned a blind eye when I was supposed to cooperate with you in your performance!"
King's face darkened at Sikes's actions and he chose to ignore it.
"The great disaster and the great evolution of mankind predicted by Xibabawa... It looks very troublesome. Hmph, if it's too troublesome, I will simply let Saitama blow up the earth with one punch. Anyway, I can travel through time."
He swore secretly in his heart.