City M.
"Well, the strongest man on the face of the earth—king?"
Saitama also heard the association's announcement, his eyes lit up, and he clenched his fist full of fighting spirit, "Are you king? Are you the strongest on the surface? I really can't wait to have a hearty battle with you."
“…”
King looked at Saitama who was eager to try, cold sweat dripping from his forehead inexplicably, Brother, stop making trouble, I am King, right in front of you, you don't know me? Don’t you watch the news on weekdays? No, you must have heard of my name after seeing the advertisement for Nice underwear? Damn, did you just remember my underwear? Also, if you want to fight with me, I propose to play a game, which can determine the outcome without hurting the friendship and kill two birds with one stone. Do you think what I say is reasonable
"Residents of City M, please pay attention. Residents of City M, please pay attention. The Heroes Association has issued an urgent notice that a ghost-level weirdo has been found in City L, and the ghost-level weirdo is quickly heading to City M. Residents of City M are requested to evacuate quickly..."
"wack?"
Saitama waved his cloak with his palm, and his face suddenly became serious, "Enforce justice!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was slightly stunned, scratched his face, and looked at King embarrassedly, "Sorry, I stole your advertising slogan."
“…”
Brother, you usually watch a lot of advertisements! Are you looking for a supermarket sale
King smiled lightly and said: "Saitama, let's cooperate!"
"cooperate?"
Saitama looked at King suspiciously, not knowing why.
King nodded: "Of course, the two of us will form a heroic team alone - the handsome bald combination. From now on, you do the work, and I do you... Ah, you are responsible for killing monsters, and I am responsible for supporting you from the rear."
"No." After Saitama activated "Serious Rejection", he strode toward L City, "I don't want to do such troublesome things. If I want to kill monsters, I can do it alone. Why do I need to bring him with me?" You’re a burden.”
"Well, it's unique. I like it. I'll mail the hair tonic to you."
King quickly follows Saitama. Of course, it is best to follow Saitama at this time. At the critical moment, he can use his secret skill - Picking up leaks!
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J City.
Stinking Prison - a prison where the most vicious criminals are imprisoned. The criminals who can enter this prison are all criminals who have a certain powerful skill. For example, there are criminals who rob banks with bare hands, and lunatics who can make chemicals from materials anywhere. .
"Well, a ghost-level weirdo? City L? Oh, I understand, leave it to me!"
In a single cell on the second floor, there is an iron bed and a TV. On the iron bed, lying with one leg bent, a strong man has a chicken coop haircut, a face full of stubble, a rough face, and a Muscular and as strong as an ox or a horse, he was wearing a blue and white prison uniform, a white T-shirt with a big red heart painted on it, and iron ball shackles on his ankles.
He is the 16th S-class hero certified by the Hero Association - a sexy prisoner, a gay guy who loves to violate handsome guys in his life (King: I am very dangerous! Saitama: Hey, I am very safe!), Because he was afraid that he could not help but hurt an innocent handsome man, he voluntarily was imprisoned in a prison. On the one hand, he watched the most vicious criminals, and on the other hand, he looked for handsome criminals through the TV. Then he escaped from prison, captured the criminals and returned, doing some shameful and unspeakable things. What he said clearly was that almost every criminal he captured would eventually be reduced to skin and bones, or driven crazy.
"Well, it's time to break out of jail."
The sexy prisoner hung up the phone, twisted his neck and strong arms, and made a creaking sound of joint friction. He grabbed it with his palms and moved his feet. He rushed out of the cell and fell steadily from the second floor to the first floor. What fell down were some non-existent white feathers with special effects.
It has to be said that the sexy prisoner is a man with special effects.
"Old... boss!?"
The criminals who were active in the open space on the first floor looked at the sexy prisoners in awe and shrank back one by one. Since the sexy prisoners moved into the Stink Prison, a rule has been established: all criminals who cause trouble will be punished with a deep kiss, that is, Being asked to have a French wet kiss with the sexy prisoner!
Under this terrible rule, all the thugs have become obedient. They dare not speak loudly, dare not breathe loudly, and dare not make trouble at will in prison. In short, in the eyes of the prisoners, after the sexy prisoner comes, they will be stinky. Prison truly became hell.
"Everyone, please make way for me! I want to... escape from prison!"
The sexy prisoner lay on the ground in the starting position of a 100-meter run, stared at the nearly one-meter-thick steel wall, took a deep breath, stared at his feet, and shot out like an arrow from a string.
boom!
Half a second later, a big hole opened in the one-meter-thick steel wall, and the sexy prisoners had escaped from the prison, leaving behind a group of accustomed criminals.
However, faced with this rare opportunity to escape, the prisoners in Sugai Prison have no intention of escaping, because in 5 seconds, the prison's mobile guard team will arrive, and any criminal who steps out of the prison will be Being beaten into a sieve, unless you can have the speed to run out in one breath like a sexy prisoner, you can only look at the ocean and sigh: helpless, helpless!
"Flower boys, your dear sexy prisoner is here again. Have you washed your butts?"
The sexy prisoner was running at high speed on the street towards the junction of L City and M City, with a meaningful expression on his face. For him, the purpose of escaping from prison was to protect beautiful men and capture handsome men with bounties on them. As for killing weirdos, that was just a matter of course. things.
"Come on! Angel Dash!"
A burst of white feathers with special effects fell down, and his speed suddenly doubled, sprinting at an extremely fast speed.
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City A.
Hero Association War Room.
Jingle Bell!
"Hello, hello, this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association. What? Three weirdos walking together appeared on Zhiyue Street in M City? And the three weirdos can speak human language better? Can you briefly describe those three weirdos? What does it look like? Oh, I’m listening, you continue..."
Maria's pretty face listened solemnly to the description of the citizen who called the police, "I understand. Thank you for the information you provided. We will definitely eliminate the weirdos as soon as possible and restore the peace of the streets to the past. Goodbye."
After she hung up the phone, she immediately reported to Xiqi: "Report, Minister, some citizens said they found three intelligent dinosaur weirdos on Zhiyue Street in M City. One is about two meters long and very fast, and the other is three to four meters long. It is ten meters long and has a huge body. When it moves, it will cause the earth to vibrate. One body is seven or eight meters long and has no obvious features. However, the other two dinosaurs seem to be headed by it."
"Huh? An intelligent dinosaur? A very fast dinosaur? A dinosaur that can make the earth shake?"
Xiqi narrowed his eyes and quickly analyzed the results, "From an intelligent point of view, they must be three of the only five finished dinosaurs in the Hammond Dinosaur Research Institute. Judging from the characteristics you described. , one is a Velociraptor known for its speed, the other is a huge Seismosaurus, and the last one... "
He frowned slightly. The last dinosaur man had no obvious characteristics and he couldn't make an immediate decision. However, he could use the elimination method. Among the five finished dinosaur men, Ankylosaurus, Seismosaurus, and Velociraptor could be eliminated, and the remaining ones could be eliminated. Aeolian Pterosaur has obvious wings. If the last dinosaur is Aeolian Pterosaur, the citizens will definitely say it clearly with such obvious features. However, according to the citizens, the last dinosaur is ordinary and has no obvious features. , so Aeolian Pterosaur can be eliminated, then only... Allosaurus remains among the five finished dinosaurs!
According to legend, the dinosaur with the highest IQ in the dinosaur family!
Judging from the current situation, Allosaurus can actually lead two other dinosaurs of the same level to form a team to invade humans, instead of acting arrogantly alone like other ghost-level monsters. It can be seen that Allosaurus dinosaurs are really extraordinary. generally.
"Maria, send a report immediately, defining the Velociraptor, Seismosaurus, and Allosaurus as ghost-level monsters."
Although the three dinosaurs did not show the level of disaster as ghost-level monsters, in order to attract the attention of the heroes and eliminate the dinosaurs as soon as possible, he made a special decision and defined the three most threatening dinosaurs as ghost-level monsters.
"Yes, Minister."
After Maria received the order, she immediately prepared for broadcasting work.