Headquarters of the Heroes Association of City A.
"Jingle Bell!"
A bell rang, and the customer service lady answered: "Hi, hello, this is the Heroes Association. How can I help you?"
"M City... There is a weirdo in M City!?" The resident who called the police on the other end of the phone shouted in horror.
"A weird person appeared in M city?" The customer service lady was startled and asked quickly: "Sir, please calm down and tell us in detail the address where the weird person appeared and the situation at the scene."
"Okay... okay, the weirdo is... a Coke weirdo. He appears on the street next to Dongcheng. The straw above his head can fire like a machine gun. The situation is in a mess. Please send heroes over quickly to eliminate the weirdo."
"Okay, we understand. Please rest assured. We will dispatch heroes as soon as possible. During the period when the weirdos are eliminated, please be sure to pay attention to safety. Goodbye."
After the customer service lady comforted the residents, she immediately hung up the phone and reported the residents' alarm situation to Maria who was on duty.
"Is it City M again?"
Maria flipped up her short, slick hair and rubbed her temples. Her pretty face was full of exhaustion, "Besides the streets of Dongcheng? Are we asking the king to take action again?"
"Team Leader Maria, there are no heroes near Dongcheng. If we want to quickly eliminate the weirdos, we can only ask the king to take action." The customer service lady hesitated: "Do you want to report it to the deputy minister and the minister?"
"No, they have already fallen asleep. Don't bother them with this little thing." Maria waved her hand and said decisively: "Call King and ask him to take action to eliminate the weirdos."
"yes."
The customer service lady immediately executed the order.
"Jingle Bell!"
The call was quickly answered, and the ringtone kept ringing in the silent command room. However, no one answered. It seemed that King was not next to the phone, and he was hung up after a while.
"Was hung up?" Maria frowned, "Quickly, assess the level of the weirdo, contact the nearest hero nearby, notify the police station to protect civilians..."
After losing the nuclear weapon King, she issued several orders and strictly followed the association's procedures for eliminating weirdos to ensure that the weirdos were eliminated in the shortest possible time while ensuring the personal safety of the residents.
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"Hey...hehe, looking for...looking for you, damn bastard!"
Wang Feng felt nervous and hurriedly hung up the call from the Heroes Association. At the same time, he carefully put his head to check the situation of the Coke Monster. Hearing the sound, the Coke Monster identified his position and staggered towards the Kengeki gate, with a blushing face. With a cruel smile, the straw above his head turned to Wang Feng's position, with cola foam popping out and cola bullets ready to spray.
I wipe it! Dead!
Wang Feng's eyes widened, and his chest made a unique sound. He quickly scanned for an escape route. After a while, he found with tears in his eyes that there was no way out of his position. If he wanted to run, he could only leave through the gate.
"Saitama, you bald guy, show up quickly..."
As a last resort, he used the "Bald Summoning Forbidden Technique", but it was passive, and the active summoning had no effect, and Saitama did not appear.
However, although Saitama did not appear, another Wang Feng "destined person" suddenly fell from the sky. For some unknown reason, the Kengeki signboard fell down with a clang, and hit the Coke Monster with a clang. Coke splashed everywhere, and it was terrible to see. .
"This... is this smashed to death?"
Wang Feng stared blankly at the Coke Monster who was hit by the Kengeji sign, with a strange look on his face. At this moment, a third of the Coke barrel on the Coke Monster's body was shattered, and the Coke Monster's young face was even more distorted like an abstract painting. Dark brown Coke, equivalent to blood, flowed all over the floor. The Coke Monster fell to the ground, motionless. He was probably... dead.
"Ding dong, there are monster cards nearby that can be converted, please go and convert!"
Wang Feng waited for a while but didn't see the Coke Monster move. It wasn't until the system sounded a beep that he was sure that the Coke Monster was dead.
"Huh~"
He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling lucky to have escaped death.
"It turned out that he was seeking his own death."
He came out of Kengeji and touched the Coke Monster. He immediately received a system prompt to obtain a "One-star card Coke Monster". He looked at the fallen Kengeji sign and found that the fixed sign was There are many traces of bullets on the bracket. The young man was drunk and shot randomly and unconsciously, causing the sign to loosen and fall. The young man was really good at it.
"Alas, at the same time, the world is about to fall."
He stared at the tragic figure who was smashed to death by a KFC sign, and couldn't help but think of his own time travel, when he was also smashed to death by a KFC sign, and he suddenly felt a little sad.
"For the sake of everyone dying in the same way, I have three seconds of silence for you."
Wang Feng took off his peaked cap and bowed slightly to the Coke Monster, expressing his sincere sorrow.
"Then... that's... king!?"
"Wow, it's the king. The king killed the coke weirdo."
"Long live the king!"
The people who had been secretly observing Coke Monster were curious about why Coke Monster suddenly turned off the engine and faced the Kengeki restaurant. Unexpectedly, they were shocked to find that Coke Monster was hit by the Kengeki signboard in the next second. Just when they thought that Coke Monster died inexplicably At this time, Wang Feng appeared, and by chance, he took off his hat and observed silence, and was recognized by the residents. Therefore, the residents naturally attributed the credit of killing the Coke Monster to Wang Feng.
"Well?"
Wang Feng glanced blankly at the cheering residents in the surrounding buildings. Why did he put the credit for killing the weirdo on me? I really didn't do anything!
"Son~"
At this time, a shrill cry sounded.
"Um?"
Wang Feng was stunned, and turned back quickly, only to see a middle-aged man standing not far away from him who also looked like he was wearing a clown suit. However, the middle-aged man was wearing a green Sprite bucket with the words "blood" on his belly. The word "Bi", with a green straw stuck on the top of the green Sprite lid, is a circle larger than the young man's blue straw, which seems to indicate greater power.
The middle-aged Sprite weirdo looked at his tragically dead son with a face full of grief. He was furious, his eyes were red, and he glared at Wang Feng fiercely, saying word by word: "I... want... you... to die!"
The green straw above his head splashed out transparent sprite, as if a volcano hidden underground was erupting at any time.
Hey, wait a minute, I didn’t kill your son!
Wang Feng looked confused and quickly waved his hands to deny it. Unexpectedly, before he said "I didn't kill your son", a billboard suddenly appeared in his sight. With a clang, it hit the middle-aged Sprite weirdo on the head. Sprite splashed everywhere, and transparent sprite flowed all over the floor.
"Ding dong, there are monster cards nearby that can be converted, please go and convert." The system's emotionless prompt appeared again. Needless to say, the middle-aged Sprite monster also died.
"Wow!"
The residents saw with their own eyes that King easily stretched out his hand and killed the monster, and they immediately became excited.
"King...I want to give birth to a monkey for you."
"King, please accept me as your disciple. I am willing to work as an ox or a horse for you."
"The strongest man—king!"
Wang Feng felt very ashamed when he heard the cheers from upstairs and downstairs around him. This... was really an accident.
"Ding, congratulations on getting a two-star card, Sprite Monster."
He went up to touch the middle-aged Sprite weirdo and got another weirdo card. At the same time, he pinched the Sprite weirdo's skin curiously and found that the shell that resembled a Sprite bucket was made of plastic. Out of curiosity, he added I touched the shell of the Coke Monster and found that it was actually made of paper. It seemed that although their attack was strong, their defense was a major weakness. No wonder the father and son were killed by signs and billboards.
Moreover, he glanced at the steel frame of the billboard a few times, and the conspicuous bullet marks let him know the reason why the billboard fell. The Coke weirdo not only committed suicide, but also indirectly killed his father. What a cheat!
"La la la, Coke, Sprite, it's almost dawn, you two bastards won't come back soon..."
At the street entrance, a cylindrical figure walked over from a distance, shouting the names of "Coke" and "Sprite" at the same time. It seemed that an elder in the family was out looking for a naughty child who had not returned home for a long time.
Well, could there be another...grandpa
Wang Feng's face suddenly darkened, this was so unlucky.