"son!!"
Another shrill scream came out.
"As expected... Grandpa."
Wang Feng twitched the corner of his mouth, hehe.
The weirdo who appeared in front of him looked like he was wearing a large light yellow Fanta can, with a pull ring on his head and a yellow straw inserted. He looked old, and the aluminum piece on his belly had "Funda" written in flying colors. Two words.
"son!"
The old Fender weirdo threw himself sadly on the Sprite weirdo, wailing in pain.
Cengceng!
Wang Feng subconsciously took a few steps back and looked at the grieving old Fender weirdo awkwardly. He wanted to explain that he was not the murderer, but he was afraid that the description would make him darker.
"Ah? Bai Shi, my good son!?"
The old Fanta weirdo raised his head and was about to glare at Wang Feng fiercely, but when he raised his eyes, he saw the Coke weirdo who also died tragically not far away.
Uh, wait a minute, good... good son? Nima, aren’t you a grandpa? Shouldn't he be called grandson
Wang Feng was stunned. If he remembered correctly, the middle-aged Sprite weirdo should have been called the Coke weirdo's son just now. Why did the old Fanta weirdo call both the Sprite weirdo and the Coke weirdo his son? You...the relationship in your family is a bit messy!
He glanced at the middle-aged Sprite weirdo with a green cap on his head with pity. He really said, "If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head"!
"You killed two of my sons, you... Damn it! Tonight, I want to dance on your grave!?"
The old Fanta weirdo's can made a boiling sound, and the yellow straw made a steamy sound. After a while, with the sound of "gurgling", a ball of yellow liquid the size of a basketball emerged from the can. When the straw is squeezed up, it feels like stuffing a ping pong ball into a slender straw, with a tumor protruding in the middle.
"hiss!"
Wang Feng sucked in a breath of cold air, and at the same time his heart beat faster and made a muffled sound. Judging from the situation of the Coke Monster, their soda was equivalent to gunpowder. Using the same method of squeezing out toothpaste as the Fanta Monster squeezed out, he estimated that it would be able to A cannonball shot out of the straw, blowing him to pieces.
June Feixue, I really didn’t kill your two sons. Old man, you have to calm down!
He quickly waved his hands and denied that he was the murderer, but said "I did not kill your son" without saying anything. Suddenly, a "white angel" appeared in his field of vision, and an air conditioner outdoor unit fell from the sky. Bang! It suddenly hit the old Fanta weirdo, and Fanta soda splashed everywhere...
"Ah kaka!"
However, as expected of a eccentric grandfather, he was hit by the air conditioner and did not die immediately.
"this… "
Wang Feng stared blankly at the old Fanta weirdo who was struggling to get up. Would you like to go up and help him? Afraid of being blackmailed, forget it!
(Warm reminder, the description in parentheses is a joke version, please don't worry about it: "Do you want to step forward and give me a stab? Wait online, it's quite urgent." Wang Feng took a photo and posted it online for help.)
Run away! Otherwise, he will definitely kill himself when the old weirdo stands up!
He turned around and tried to run away.
"boom!"
Suddenly, the "cannonball" that had been squeezed into the straw of the old Fanta weirdo for a long time was broken by the air conditioner, so that it could no longer be squeezed. It was stuck in the middle and could not go up or down. After holding it for a while, it suddenly Explosion, Fanta pops flying...
Wang Feng turned around and stared dumbfoundedly at the farce-like scene. The old Fanta weirdo was riddled with holes by his own "cannonballs", Fanta soda was spilled on the floor, and carbonated drinks were bubbling.
"Ding dong, there are monster cards nearby that can be converted, please go and convert them."
"Today is April Fools' Day? Are weirdos kidding themselves with their lives?"
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. A family of three fell into the inexplicable falling objects from the sky. Sure enough, it makes sense for our teachers to teach us to be careful about falling objects from the sky since childhood.
"Rest in peace!"
He stepped forward and touched an old Fanta Monster, and got a two-star card, Fanta Monster. At the same time, he discovered that the shell of the Old Fanta Monster was made of aluminum. No wonder it was more resistant to beatings than the Sprite Monster and Coke Monster, and had a higher defense. cut.
He glanced at the air conditioner. The bullet marks on the bracket made him speechless. Others called it a cheating father all day long, but they were actually just complaining. However, the Coke weirdo really cheated his father, and he cheated two fathers to death. What a sin.
"Long live the king."
"King must be a person with super powers. You see when he stretched out his hand, all the signs, billboards and air conditioners upstairs fell down and killed the weirdo. King must have used his telekinesis to pull those things down."
"He is worthy of being the strongest man on the face of the earth, and worthy of being my idol!!"
"Wait a minute, did you just see King turn around confidently? That is the strong man's 100% confidence in his own strength. He believed that the weirdo would definitely die, so he exposed his back. King is too strong, from strength to Mentally, it’s so strong.”
The people seemed to be ignited all of a sudden, their blood boiling all over, and they shouted excitedly.
“…”
Wang Feng saw those people dancing in the room through the window. He shook his head speechlessly, put on his black peaked hat, and quickly left the scene. As for the bodies of the three weirdos, someone would naturally deal with them afterwards.
…
Headquarters of the Heroes Association of City A.
"Maria, the 13 super police Autobots who are the nearest B-class heroes have been notified to go to the scene of the monster. I believe that the monster will be eliminated soon."
Staff report.
"Yeah." Maria nodded, "By the way, what's the weirdo assessment level?"
"According to reports from citizens, the Coke Monster is only a wolf-level disaster."
"Okay, keep an eye on the weird situation at the scene and report to me if there are any emergencies." After Maria finished her instructions, she turned around and asked the staff on the other end: "What happened to the Apple monster that appeared in City Z? Has it been solved by the black hole in the vest?"
"Report, there is currently no feedback from the Vest Black Hole or the citizens. It is estimated that a battle is underway."
"Okay, continue to monitor and report the situation."
Maria rubbed her tired pretty face and worked hard. It was almost dawn, and someone would soon come to take over her work.
"Jingle Bell!"
Suddenly, the association's alarm hotline rang again.
"Hello, hello... What? Another Sprite weirdo appeared on the streets of Dongcheng, M City..."
Maria's heart tightened, there was another weirdo, and she didn't know if the Super Autobots could handle it.
"Wait a minute, you said King was at the scene? And he has already solved the Coke Monster? Okay, okay... ah? King used his super powers to pull down the billboard and kill the Sprite Monster? Thank you so much for providing us with the information, we... what ? Another Fanta weirdo appeared? Can you describe the situation of the Fender weirdo... Huh? Dead? King used super powers to pull down an air conditioner and smashed it to death... Huh? Oh, oh, we understand, thank you Thank you for supporting our association’s work.”
After answering the call, the customer service lady wiped the sweat from her forehead. The content of the short call was like a plot in a blockbuster movie, with ups and downs, which made people jump with fear.
When she turned around, she was shocked to find that many staff from the mainland, including Maria, were looking at her.
"What happened? Has King already set off to eliminate the weirdos?" Maria asked impatiently.
The customer service lady smiled and said: "Yes, Madam Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King has eliminated the three weirdos that appeared and has now left the scene."
"It turns out that King didn't answer the phone because he was busy killing weirdos. No wonder!" Maria smiled easily, then suddenly remembered something and frowned: "By the way, when you answered the phone just now, you said that King used super powers to fight?"
This is important information. The association has very little information about King's battles. They only know that no matter how strong the monster is, King can destroy them all with one punch. Based on this, it is inferred that King is a powerful fighter.
Now they suddenly heard that King has super powers, which had a great impact on them.
The customer service lady was very sure: "Ms. Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King is indeed a person with super powers. Dozens of people at the scene saw King using his super powers."
"This matter is of great importance and must be investigated as soon as possible. You ask the staff of the M City Association to go to the scene to interview the witnesses of King's killing of the weirdo to ensure that the news is accurate, and then we will report it to the minister and them."
"yes."
The staff took their tasks and went back to work in front of the computer. Various beeping sounds rang out in the war room. After a while, the video of King killing the weirdo (recorded secretly by citizens) came over.
Maria led her capable subordinates to watch Wang Feng's process of eliminating the monsters over and over again. They looked at each other in confusion. Judging from the video, King seemed to have super powers and could manipulate objects.
Coupled with the citizen testimonies uploaded back, it is enough to prove that King is a person with super powers.
"This information is important and needs to be reported to the minister immediately."