Er Xinglong, who had never seen a sinister human heart, almost fell into the hands of an old woman.
In the past, this was not a problem at all. It could send this old thing to the west with just one paw.
But now with Saitama watching, no matter how stupid Erxinglong is, he knows not to kill people under his nose, so he is at a loss for a moment and looks around helplessly, pitifully like a child weighing hundreds of tons.
"well… "
They say they don’t care, but if they really meet, they still have to care.
Saitama scratched his head and was about to go up to help rescue him.
But at this moment, Er Xinglong seemed to have suddenly thought of some bad idea. His eyes lit up, he lifted his vaginal leg and the old lady tripped to the ground. Then he ran away, explaining as he ran: "Then treat me as nothing." You’ve never done it!”
The onlookers were shocked.
This guy really dares to do it!
Some people think Erxinglong has done a good job, while others think it should be stopped.
But Erxinglong was so big and looked like a monster, no one dared to step forward.
There was no excitement to see, and the crowd gradually dispersed.
Saitama also turned around and left, thinking that the comedian was actually a nice person, but it was better to forget about him being with him all the time.
While wandering around, I looked at the scenery of another world.
There are comics, figures, and game consoles.
Standing in front of the department store, Saitama reached into his pocket and remembered that although he had hundreds of millions in the previous world, he didn't have a dime now.
"never mind… "
Putting his hands in his pockets, Saitama turned and left: "Those comics are probably not good anyway..."
Even though I say this, I still want to see it in my heart.
So along the way, Saitama lowered his head and kept observing to see if there was any money dropped on the ground that no one had picked up.
His luck was good.
After taking two steps, I suddenly saw a five hundred yuan coin on the ground!
After carefully looking around, Saitama stepped forward and picked up the five hundred yen coin.
He looked at the coins in his hand with his eyes closed.
Saitama tried hard to convince himself...
It’s only five hundred yuan, so you don’t need to hand it over to the police station...
Just thinking about it.
Suddenly there was a cry for help from across the road!
"Help! Someone is robbing!!!"
Saitama raised his head suddenly, and jumped over the railing street like the wind, landing on the other side of the road, and fell to the orc robber with a hand knife!
At this time, a tiger-headed weirdo suddenly popped out from the corner of the street. He was an accomplice of the robber. He took a submachine gun and shot Saitama in the head!
Bullets hit accurately one after another.
If this were the game's perspective, the following damage display would appear above Saitama's head.
"-0HP"
"-0HP"
"-0HP"
…
Unfortunately, this is the real world, and there is no damage display to remind the tiger-headed monster that what he did was actually an invalid attack.
He never saw Saitama's head blooming, so he always felt that he missed it.
I thought it was strange.
Why did my marksmanship become so bad today
But as he continued to fight, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!
That bald man actually walked straight through the hail of bullets!
After finishing three magazines, he was fine!
One of the rounds was fired from a distance of less than one meter, and he could even clearly see the trajectory of the bullet ricocheting off him...
The tiger-headed monster opened his mouth wide in fright.
At this time, no matter how stupid he is, he should know that bullets are useless against this guy.
The tiger-headed monster turned around and tried to escape.
But it's too late.
Saitama took out a peanut from the bag in his hand and gently threw it towards the guy.
In one second, your head explodes!
If this is the game perspective, then the following data should appear on the head of this tiger-headed monster:
"-99999999HP (Critical hit!) (Back hit!) (Breaking defense!)"
Karn's fight against Goblin Slingers was nothing more than that.
Clapping his hands, Saitama turned around and went back, picked up the backpack from the robber on the ground, walked over and gave it to the store owner who was still in the store calling the police.
"ah… "
Holding the phone, the shop owner looked at the lost backpack and couldn't believe it.
Are the police so efficient
I haven't even gotten through to the phone yet, but they have already predicted that they will help me get my money back
This bald guy…
They must be plainclothes!
"Oh! Thank you very much, Mr. Police!"
The shop owner enthusiastically held Saitama's hand and expressed his gratitude: "This is the most precious cat in our store. If it is robbed, I will be doomed. I really don't know how to thank you..."
cat
Saitama was startled.
I opened the zipper of my backpack, and there was indeed a fluffy kitten huddled in a corner in fear, not daring to move or make a sound.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
They all used their guns, thinking they were robbing money.
It turned out to be just a cat...
Really.
How valuable can a cat be? Do you have to work so hard...
The shop owner carefully took out the kitten and put it back into its nest. He said casually: "This little guy's bloodline is very precious, worth about 5 million yuan. I was really scared to death just now..."
Ha ha…
Even if you pick up 500 yuan a day, it will still take you 27 years...
Saitama laughed twice.
Just pretend I didn't say it.
Waving his hands, Saitama turned around and left: "That's it, I'll leave first..."
"Ah! Please wait a moment!"
The shopkeeper ran back quickly, took out a wad of bills from his pocket and stuffed it into Saitama's hand: "You have been a big help, I can't let you suffer. This is my small thank you. I hope you will never refuse..."
"No need for money, I have it."
Saitama said this, and added in his heart: Although it is only five hundred yuan...
"Is that so?"
The shop owner was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said: "So you are the young master of a wealthy family! That's really rude... But you helped me, I must express my gratitude..." At this point, the shop owner thought for a while, this kind of thing A wealthy family must have a pet, so why not give him the best pet food that the store recently bought specifically for that cat
Just do it if you think of it.
The shopkeeper immediately bent down, took out two large boxes of cat food from the cabinet below and stuffed them into Saitama's hands.
"If you don't want the money, please accept this!"
The shop owner looked at Saitama very sincerely and said: "Although it is cat food, it can be fed to pet dogs, pet pigs or pet dinosaurs. Master, your pets will definitely like this very much, I guarantee it!"
"Well... okay then..."
…
Just like that, Saitama sat on the park bench with two boxes of cat food.
Said to be fed to pets...
But I have never raised anything at all...
Saitama is in trouble.
At this time, behind the bench, a green figure suddenly emerged from the grass.
"master!"
Erxinglong rubbed his hands at Saitama like a dog and said with a smile: "I have been hiding here just now, but I didn't expect you to come. It seems that there is a very wonderful fate between the two of us..."
Saitama looked at the two-star dragon, then looked down at the cat food in his hand.
ah…
It seems to come in handy...
(End of chapter)