In Saitama's world, weirdos often appear and cause serious damage to human society.
The disaster levels of those weirdos, from low to high, are: wolves, tigers, ghosts, dragons, and gods. Among them, the highest-level weirdos have not appeared yet, but they are only dragon-level and can easily destroy a city.
He held the test questions that had just been handed out in his hand.
There are only five questions in the test, which test the heroes' handling methods and adaptability to different disasters.
Saitama and Genos are in two different examination rooms.
The two of them finished reading the test questions in their hands at the same time and smiled confidently at the same time.
It turns out this is a written test.
It's surprisingly simple.
Picking up the pen, the two of them started answering five questions at the same time!
first question:
What should you do if you encounter a wolf-level monster
Genos quickly wrote on the paper: Use small-scale weapons to eliminate it and try not to affect civilians.
Saitama: Punch him.
Second question:
What to do if you encounter a tiger-level monster
Genos continued to write quickly, answering questions quickly: stabilize the area where the monsters are active, attack with all their strength to eliminate them, and use weapons of mass destruction when necessary.
Saitama: Punch him.
Question 3:
What should you do if you encounter a ghost-level monster
Genos thought for a moment and continued to answer the question: fight with all your strength to eliminate it. If it cannot be eliminated, try to delay it as long as possible and wait for the association's support.
Saitama: Punch him.
Question 4:
What should you do if you encounter a dragon-level monster
Genos's mind was spinning rapidly, and he calmly wrote down the answer: Attract weirdos to remote areas, stay away from urban areas, wait for the association's support, and be prepared to make any sacrifices at any time during this period!
Saitama: Punch him.
Question 5:
What should you do if you encounter a god-level weirdo
After Genos thought carefully, he made a cautious decision: summon all S-class heroes to join forces and do their best to destroy them at all costs!
Saitama: Punch him.
After writing this, Saitama looked up and found that the answers to every question he wrote were exactly the same, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.
So he added a few strokes to the answer to the last question and it became like this:
Punch him. (Anyway... use a little more force)
…
The written test is over.
After walking out of the examination room, Saitama and Genos looked at each other and smiled.
"It's so easy, Janos."
Saitama walked confidently, and his whole body seemed to be shining: "I answered them all very easily!"
"yes."
Genos followed Saitama and nodded: "The question is indeed relatively simple. It will definitely not be a problem for the teacher."
…
at the same time.
The examiner who was grading the exam had just finished reading Genos’ answers.
The way he handled it was perfect and he had a clear understanding of himself.
Although he is powerful, he also knows that some disasters cannot be solved by one person. It has been a long time since I have encountered such a newcomer who is not arrogant or impetuous, so I will give him full marks!
The examiner nodded with satisfaction, put Genos' test paper aside, and then picked up Saitama's test paper...
?
What the hell is this
From wolf level to god level, the answer is "punch him"!
Is this a psychosis
His physical fitness test was perfect, but he was too arrogant!
If you are unable to clearly understand your own limits, you will still act recklessly even if you encounter dragon-level or god-level people.
If his physical fitness test results weren't so good, I would have given him zero points!
I looked at Saitama's answer sheet again in a bad mood.
Even if he answered the wolf and tiger level disasters correctly, after all, judging from his physical fitness test, he is indeed capable of solving the lowest level disasters alone...
But next…
I'll give him two points for the way he handled it at the ghost level.
Dragon level and god level are all zero eggs!
ten minutes later.
The final evaluation results are out.
Saitama turned his back to the sunset and looked at the C-class hero certification certificate in his hand. He felt bad, especially when Genos got full marks...
…
Time returns to the present.
Sitting on the roof of the building, Saitama closed his eyes and laughed dryly.
Ha ha…
What kind of stupid test is that? I obviously answered the questions very seriously...
…
"It's almost time for me to go back..."
Saitama put away the lunch box, sorted the garbage and handed it to Futseilong: "Then I'll leave these to you. See you tomorrow... Anyway, volunteers, please do your best, you guys."
"Do not worry!"
Two-star dragons and five-star dragons clapped their chests and waved goodbye to Saitama like good babies: "See you tomorrow, master!"
Saitama nodded and swung his fist forward, easily breaking the world barrier.
Just as he was about to take off his clothes and walk over.
Little Wukong's voice suddenly came from behind!
"Please wait!"
Putting down the lunch box, little Goku stood up and looked seriously at the world barrier that Saitama had broken: "You... are really strong!"
"Well?"
Saitama turned around and blinked: "Yes."
"Can you compete with me?"
Little Wukong patted his belly and then got into a posture: "Thank you for the lunch box. I also roughly understand that the two-star dragons are different from the evil dragons I knew before. I have some questions to ask you, but as expected, You can find the answer better in battle..."
"ha?"
Saitama waved his hands with vacant eyes: "No, I don't want to fight with children..."
"It's not a child, it's Sun Wukong!"
Little Goku looked into Saitama's eyes and said seriously: "I am completely different from two days ago. Don't think that this time I will be defeated as easily as last time!"
well…
Seeing the stubborn look of little Goku, Saitama scratched his head in confusion.
This kid is really stubborn...
Although I also hope to meet a well-matched opponent.
But fighting with children seems a bit weird no matter how you think about it.
"Alright alright… "
Saitama turned around and let the barrier of the world behind him heal. He said with empty eyes, "Then we will only fight for ten minutes. Daschi and I made an appointment to go shopping together..."
"Ten minutes... I understand!"
As soon as Saitama finished speaking, Little Goku turned into a white light and rushed towards Saitama!
"Take the move!"
Little Goku punched fiercely and kept attacking Saitama!
But every attack was easily dodged by Saitama with a mere distance! There was no emotion on that salty face. Obviously, this kind of attack was nothing to Saitama.
After attacking for a long time, Goku didn't even touch a hair on Saitama's body.
But it doesn't matter.
The attack just now was just a warm-up!
Until then!
Little Wukong finally became serious!
Cross your hands, and the golden air flow keeps rising!
"Drink!!!"
After a loud shout, the black hair stood up and turned into gold!
The still young Goku has turned into a Super Saiyan!
Little Wukong once again showed his signature hand, raised the corner of his mouth excitedly and said: "There is no unnecessary movement at all, and the breath is always stable without any fluctuation... It's really amazing, bald master! But the real battle is now. First of all, I won’t be merciful, so be careful!”
This chapter is inspired by the one-hit male post bar
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