"Ah... ok, ok..."
The woman was obviously a little overwhelmed by Saitama's sudden enthusiasm, but she quickly reacted and said quickly: "The thing is like this, starting a week ago, every time I go to bed, I always feel that there is a pair of Blood-red eyes were secretly looking at me, and this feeling became stronger and stronger... Originally I thought I was hallucinating just because I was too tired, but until yesterday... "
At this point, a worried look appeared on the woman's face: "I woke up from my dream in the middle of the night, and I actually saw those blood-red eyes and blood-red face on the wall!"
Saitama's expression didn't change at all, he just thought in his mind: "Ah, it's an urban ghost story."
"Ever since I discovered it, that blood-red face has never disappeared. It has always stayed on the wall..."
The woman's weak body was trembling slightly, but the expression on her face was very strong: "And what's even more terrifying is that the wall gradually bulged and turned into the shape of a human face... That monster... seems to be coming out of it soon!"
Saitama continued to think: "Living between the cracks in the wall, life is actually quite miserable. That guy must be very poor too..."
"Although I have contacted a firm that is said to specialize in solving supernatural incidents, there are many people on the Internet who say that guy is actually a liar who can only spread salt to eliminate ghosts..."
The woman raised her head and looked at Saitama for help: "Although I have encountered many disasters before, I am really helpless against ghosts. I learned through TV that the Justice Dragons each have different superpowers. I think, if it is you, Maybe there is a way to get rid of that ghost..."
"That's it."
After hearing this, Saitama nodded: "I understand, take me with you to see. Although many supernatural events are just man-made to create panic, whether they are ghosts or not, I think there should be a solution..."
"Just throw a punch."
"Well... probably."
…
The woman's name is Xiaoshi.
The place where I live is not too far away, it only takes about ten minutes to walk.
The destination was a relatively high-end private residence. The door was open, and there were faint sounds coming from inside.
"The evil spirits have dispersed!!!"
That's about it.
"Ah, it seems that the exorcist has arrived..."
Xiaoshi led Saitama and his party into the house.
Across the corridor, outside a room on the second floor, a funny-looking man and woman were guarding the door, looking cautiously into the room.
"Dad, mom."
Xiaoshi called them and walked over.
"Oh, it's Xiaoshi."
The uncle turned around and saw Xiaoshi and Saitama. He put his index finger up to his mouth and whispered: "The spiritual master is exorcising demons. Come here in a low voice and don't disturb him."
Xiao Shi nodded, walked to the door with Saitama and looked inside.
The scarlet face on the wall became clearer and clearer. A blond man in a well-dressed suit was grabbing grains of salt and throwing it at the ghostly face on the wall. He was saying loudly, "The evil spirits are gone!!!". Whether it has any effect will be discussed later. , looks quite aura.
Sprinkle salt…
Xiaoshi's eyes were slightly disappointed.
Sure enough, what the Internet said is right.
This exorcist who claims to be a psychic is just a liar who can only sprinkle salt to exorcise demons.
Ling Huan, who was exorcising ghosts, also noticed someone coming.
Inadvertently glancing at Xiao Shi's disappointed eyes behind him, Ling Huan immediately realized that something was wrong. If he couldn't achieve any results, his trip today might be in vain!
Humph, he's just a crack in the wall, trying to catch me, the spiritual master!
I'm a little...
Getting serious!
"Take the move! Evil Ghost!!!"
Ling Huan's eyes narrowed, and he took out a bucket of crimson paint from nowhere. In less than a minute, he painted all the wall with the ghost face crimson!
"Humph, how about this? Even if a grimace appears, you won't notice it at all..."
Xiaoshi, who was standing outside the house, was stunned.
What is this guy doing!
"kindness?"
Ling Huan turned around and saw that Xiao Shi seemed to be frightened by the crimson color all over the wall. He explained very calmly: "Don't worry, this kind of decorative paint is the most popular style this year. As an anniversary offer, in addition to exorcising ghosts, I There will be no additional painting fees and labor fees..."
No one except the mentally retarded would fall for this nonsense.
And before he finished speaking, the grimace on the wall behind suddenly turned green again!
This time it’s even more noticeable!
"What!? What a bold ghost, how dare you challenge me!"
Ling Huan reached back and took out another bucket of green paint from nowhere. With a wave of his hand, the ghost face was wiped out in two or three strokes: "Then take my trick! The art of changing paint! !!”
This time it was faster, the paint had just been applied, and the grimace turned into rainbow colors again!
Ling fantasized for a long time.
Then he used a hammer and shovel to knock off the protruding piece of ghost face, and took it away with him.
But before Linghuan could walk out of the room.
The stone in his hand turned into fragments, and the ferocious face on the wall became clearer and clearer, and you could even see its body almost breaking through the wall and rushing out!
"What a tough opponent..."
Ling Huan remained calm-faced and seriously considered whether to find a way to tear down the entire wall and take it away.
But the ghost in the wall is obviously not ready to give this mortal another chance to humiliate him!
"Ouch!!!"
With a roar, a monster with a ferocious face and blood still flowing out of its body rushed out of the wall!
In an instant, the whole room seemed to be frozen!
A creepy chill surged from everyone's heart!
There is nothing we can do!
"Stupid... so stupid, human!"
The monster's face was twisted, and it laughed wantonly: "Painting, spreading salt... Do you think this method can destroy our noble demon clan!? I finally broke through the barrier between the two worlds, and soon the demon clan's army will invade this world, and then you..."
kindness
Before he finished speaking, the monster suddenly saw a bald man walking into the house.
With a silly face, he looks like a bastard.
but…
Why wasn't this guy affected by his own aura
Isn't there not even a little fear and fear in this mortal's heart
Watching the bald man walk to the center of the room, bend down to pick up the salt shaker Ling Huan just used on the ground, and then grab a handful of salt...
"Ha, another idiot!"
The monster was relieved: "I've been told that salt is ineffective on me, but you don't seem to understand... Poof!!!"
One punch and the head explodes!
Saitama's fist holding the grains of salt gradually loosened.
"Isn't it very effective? Use salt to drive away ghosts or something..."
Seeing the monster with its head exploding on the ground, a group of people outside swallowed deeply.
I really want to say something, but let’s forget it…
No, I can't help it...
Being able to eliminate it has nothing to do with whether you use salt or not. You are just too strong! Hello!
Clapping his hands, Saitama carefully confirmed that the monster seemed inedible, then turned around and waved to Erxinglong and his party at the door: "Okay, let's go home."
Er Xinglong ran over to flatter him very shamelessly, nodded and rubbed his hands with a smile: "It's still easy to solve it as always, Master!"
"Well, because I have to leave early."
Saitama reached out and picked up the cabbage just put down at the door and walked out of the house: "Otherwise, you will miss the bus."
That bald guy…
"Ah! It's the Bald Dragoons!"
Because most of the justice dragons are usually dispatched, Xiaoshi's parents just remembered who Saitama was.
Reigen also recognized Saitama, looking at that reliable figure, he was slightly startled: "He will appear when needed...not for fame and fortune, but for justice. I finally saw it with my own eyes, this incredible thing." man… "
…
"Um… "
Saitama heard the sound in front, tilted his head and thought: "Actually, it's because beef and lobster were collected..."
The hot pot tonight is very rich and really good.
(End of chapter)