"Didi, beep, alarm, alarm!"
"Risk factor reaction confirmed!"
When I walked to the gate of the association headquarters, this voice suddenly came from the loudspeaker.
Saitama looked at the closed door of the Hero Association with confusion: "It seems that something has been detected. What is this?"
"It should be a metal detector or something..."
The black spirit who followed Saitama was obviously more experienced in the world: "Those wire hangers and broken pans buried in the ruins should be thrown away."
"No, it can still be used."
Saitama waved his hands repeatedly, then looked at the door for a while, and found that he was not ready to open the door. He could only scratch his head helplessly: "Maybe something is broken. This kind of electronic products are prone to minor problems..."
"never mind."
Saitama took two steps back and hooked his fingers towards Heijie and Porchi. Then Heirei and Porchi were suddenly sucked into Saitama's palm by an inexplicable suction force!
Before Hei Jing could react to what was going on, he suddenly felt his body speed up!
It actually flew into the sky!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!?"
Heijing was shocked and looked up at Saitama who had a fishy expression on his face: "Sir, you obviously don't have wings, but you can actually fly?"
"Well?"
Saitama came back to his senses, lowered his head and said: "... Well, you can learn it at a glance. If you understand the principle, it's not that difficult."
oh…
How terrible!
Heijing did not dare to speak, thinking that maybe the bald man with the highest combat power in the Hero Association was a person with the same super powers as Tatsumaki.
Able to unilaterally beat the awakened hungry wolf.
It must be at least ten times stronger than the tornado...
call…
You are really lucky to be able to get involved with him!
…
Not long after Saitama flew away, an armed robot rushed out of the Hero Association headquarters.
However, after looking around and unable to find the target, he retreated.
…
After returning home.
Saitama opened the door and the first thing he saw was KING who was helping to look after the house.
"Oh. Saitama is back."
KING stood up, and then saw the black spirit and Pochi in Saitama's hand: "Huh?... Saitama, I seem to have seen the one in your hand before..."
K… KING!
Heijing was almost frightened out of his wits when he heard this voice!
Difficult... Could it be that this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association!
Oops!
I didn’t expect this situation beforehand!
If KING recognizes him, there is no doubt that he will be instantly killed by the secret of KING's Qigong - Purgatory Unparalleled Explosive Heat Wave Cannon!
Big crisis!
Even when he was at his strongest, together with the four dragon-level officers including the Tramp Emperor, Natural Water, and Da Jiongyan, they were no match for KING's momentum, let alone the current self and the shrunken Pochi
Don't panic!
This is when my ability to adapt to situations is tested!
"That's right!"
Heijing didn't wait for KING to finish what he said. He jumped out of Saitama's hand and made a very arrogant appearance: "I am the most popular comedian at the moment, and NTV's 'Spiritual Spirit' is broadcast during prime time. It’s 100% that the little dimple in my head is starring me, please take good care of me, KING-san.”
"...Is there such a program?"
KING looked at Heijing, his eyes with three scars seemed to flash with a fierce light full of oppression, and the emperor's engine also sounded at the right time: "On the contrary, I think you are more like a cadre of the previous weirdo association..."
Oops... Oops!
Completely seen through by KING!
Hei Jing looks as stable as an old dog, but in fact he is already covered in sweat.
But even if he is seen through, he has no choice but to continue acting!
Thinking of this, Heijing quietly glanced at Saitama next to him, thinking that no matter what KING thinks, as long as this bald man believes in me, KING should not be able to fall out with him...
In this case…
"Hmph, then in order to prove myself, it seems I can only show off my unique skills here..."
Heijing pretended to smile calmly and confidently, and wiped his nose: "This is a joke I keep in mind. I believe that as long as you read it, you will never have any doubts about my identity as a comedian. KING-Sang... "
KING once also singled out four dragon-level cadres on a frontal battlefield between the Heroes Association and the Weird Association, and the Black Spirit was of course among them.
Although they were similar, KING remembered that the cadre of the Weird Association was probably killed by a hungry wolf.
Therefore, I am not sure about the identity of the unknown creature in front of me that looks like a member of the Weird Association.
However, when he suddenly heard Heijing say that he wanted to prove himself, KING sat down with doubts, and looked at Heijing with Saitama, waiting for him to tell the joke at the bottom of the box.
"Now that Master and King-san are equipped, I'll get started!"
Heijing took a deep breath.
Then he raised his right hand and grabbed the tentacles above his head with an arrogant expression:
"Don't look down on me, uncle."
…
Saitama: "..."
KING: "..."
After a long time...
KING asked Saitama in a low voice: "...Is this kind of puzzling joke very popular nowadays?"
"No, I don't understand trends at all."
Saitama waved his hand and frowned at Heijing: "But no matter how you look at it, this joke is not funny at all."
Hei Jing sighed, with a lonely look on his face: "So I was fired after that."
After finishing speaking, Heijing lowered his head and quietly looked at Saitama and KING with his eyes.
Heartbeat pounding fast.
I don’t know if my words can make them trust me.
But maybe it was God's will.
At this moment, the ground in the entire Hero Association area suddenly shook violently!
Saitama looked up: "Ah, is there an earthquake?"
KING originally subconsciously wanted to hide under the table, but immediately, the communicator sent to KING by the Heroes Association lit up, and the voice of the association's senior cadres came from inside.
"Hello!? Is this Mr. KING!?"
"Oops! Miss Tatsumaki suddenly became angry in the association's underground research room, and her super power wave caused widespread destruction!"
"You can't count on other S-classes!"
"Now I can only ask Mr. KING to stop Miss Tatsumaki!"
…
"Ah, it turns out it's not an earthquake."
After KING heard this, he quickly hung up the phone and said to Saitama, "Can I ask you, Saitama?"
"no problem."
Saitama made an OK gesture and walked out of the room: "... But I'm really sorry. Although I got it back, the game console I borrowed from you last time was broken and was crushed to pieces by the collapsed house... "
KING was stunned for a moment: "...Ah, don't worry about it, that doesn't matter."
"Really!? You are so kind, KING!"
Saitama rushed out without saying a word, and soon disappeared, leaving only a reply: "I'll go and stop the chaos right away!"
KING certainly believes in Saitama's abilities.
But before that, let's take refuge in the open space.
So when KING hurried to the open space outside, he, Heijing, and Pochi were the only ones left...
And when KING took a careful look at Hei Jing, he found that Hei Jing was also looking at him carefully.
"Ahem..."
KING coughed lightly and looked at Heijing with a cold look from the corner of his eye: "Whether you are a cadre of the Weird Association or not, let's forget it this time. If everything goes well in the future, I will not take action. Do you agree?"
Hei Jing nodded like a fool: "Agree!"
Finished speaking.
KING and Heijing both breathed a sigh of relief.
What luck.
I almost got killed...
(End of chapter)