"This is actually quite simple..."
Saitama looked at his hands, turned back to Zhai Kou and said: "... It's like farting while sitting on a cotton sofa. Just let the fart go in slowly and under control, so that it can't make any sound... "
"well?"
"Um... why did you kneel down?"
…
Zhai Kou got up from the ground, sniffed, and sat down in the corner.
Saitama saw Zhai Kou's Galaxy Communicator dropped on the ground.
He walked over and picked it up, ready to return it to Zhai Kou.
But a subconscious glance.
Saitama saw a paragraph on the communicator screen that Zhai Kou had not finished editing...
[Are you there? Gold agent!]
[Please be sure to arrange your schedule so that comedians Abisi and Alita will come to Atlas Star to perform their most popular comedy show in about five hours.]
[I met my father today who I haven’t seen since I was born!]
[I am so happy that I am about to cry!]
[I want to live with him, even for a month.]
[I want to give him all the best things I can give him!]
[This is a lifetime request! please!]
…
Saitama blinked.
The steps stopped for a moment.
Then he walked to Zhai Kou and sat down, putting the Galaxy Communicator in his hand.
"...I suddenly remembered something."
Saitama spoke slowly: "If the world is a ball, and the rotation speed can be adjusted to control the relative passage of time, then can it be possible to retrace time and space by reversing the direction of rotation?"
…
"...Theoretically it's possible."
Zhai Kou dropped his hand holding the Galaxy Communicator, and even his tone lost energy: "But the torrent of the world is surging and raging, and ordinary people can't touch it... Even angels as powerful as those in the universe can only reverse the rotation of three minutes. … It is because reversing time is too dangerous, so unless absolutely necessary, the gods usually use time rings to travel through time and space to exercise their powers... "
Saitama asked curiously: "...Is there any difference?"
Zhai Kou replied feebly: "One is to reverse the world, and the other only needs to jump to yourself..."
"That's it..."
Saitama stood up: "I understand."
As if he had made up his mind, Saitama walked towards the distance, ready to try something.
"correct… "
Just when I walked not far.
Saitama suddenly stopped and turned around and shouted to Zhai Kou: "Well... if there is a performance by a comedian, let's go watch it together!"
! ! !
Zhai Kou, who was still squatting in the corner in frustration, jumped up when he heard these words!
Looking back in disbelief.
Zhai Kou saw Saitama smiling and giving him a thumbs up!
Then Zhai Kou also laughed.
He has never smiled so happily since his mother left!
"clear!"
Zhai Kou quickly opened the Galaxy Communicator in his hand, and the edited message was sent out impatiently!
He was as excited as when he was one year old and received a gift from his mother for the first time.
That afternoon.
After Saitama made some attempts, he learned many magical techniques from Zhai Kou that only Kaioshin was allowed to master.
Then that night.
A spaceship lands on the planet Atlas.
Two famous comedians in the North Galaxy - Abisi and Alita are here.
For them, Zhai Kou specially arranged a grand welcome ceremony.
everything's ready.
Sitting on a high platform in the temple.
Saitama and Zhai Kou shared the same table.
The table was filled with food, including the Ptah eggs that Zhai Kou specially bought from Centaur 3 using teleportation.
It looks unpalatable.
But that’s nothing…
In the center of the temple, Abisi and Alita, the legendary North Galaxy's most popular comedians, were performing comedy shows in the language of an unknown planet.
Zhai Kou laughed out loud.
Saitama sat there in confusion.
"Hahaha! Dad, did you hear that? He was just learning the Namekian dialect!"
"I'm impressed! I can even figure out the homophones between the languages of different planets! He is indeed the strongest comedian in the Northern Galaxy!"
"Oh! Dad, look! They are making fun of this year's Northern Galaxy Martial Arts Champion who randomly accepted endorsements!"
"Hahaha... so interesting!"
…
"Ha ha… "
Saitama sat there with his eyes twitching, and tried his best to laugh in agreement: "...Yes, it's really interesting."
…
In the next few days, Saitama and Zhai Kou studied magic together.
Through the magical skills he learned, he also understood the ins and outs of previous disasters on earth.
in these few days.
Zhai Kou is extremely happy and full of energy every day.
For Zhai Kou, who has demigod blood and has lived for more than a billion years, compared to humans, he is still just a newborn child.
By Saitama's side, he is no longer the steady and reliable hero of the universe.
And become more like a child.
I want to give all my favorite things to my father.
Everything else is fine.
However, Saitama firmly refused Zhai Kou's invitation for drama and song and dance performances.
This made Zhai Kou somewhat disappointed.
But he quickly cheered up again and talked to Saitama about his dreams and his previous life alone.
Saitama rarely talks.
Almost just a listener.
But Zhai Kou still enjoyed it and kept excitedly sharing his life and hopes for the future with Saitama.
Then…
Finally one day.
"I gotta go."
Saitama and Zhai Kou said this: "...if the world goes back, will there be any bad effects?"
"When the world goes back, everything will go back to the past."
Zhai Kou obviously knew that Saitama was planning to do this. He was not surprised at all by this kind of question: "But what really happened in the past still existed after all. If it is an unforgettable memory, I think... to some extent it will still remain. Is it in your mind?"
Saitama nodded: "That's right... I understand."
"dad… "
Zhai Kou looked into Saitama's eyes with a complicated expression: "Will you come again... in the future?"
"… Will do."
Saitama waved his hand, and then the figure disappeared from the place instantly.
The next second.
He has teleported back to Earth.
Stretch out your hand and smash the world's barriers with one punch.
Jumping out of this world, in the middle of the passage between the two worlds, Saitama saw the outer sky that he had never noticed before, and he also clearly found the "ball" representing the world and the orbit representing the timeline.
Saitama held out his hand.
Seize the timeline that should only exist in "concept" and cannot be captured by physical means!
Then…
Move in the opposite direction of the ball's rotation!
(End of chapter)