"Although he called me daddy unilaterally..."
Saitama frowned and thought: "But I always feel that he is very serious, so it is not easy to refute him... But I don't remember at all when I had such a child... "
"That's it..."
The first reaction in KING's mind was that Saitama must have drank a lot that night.
And it is not easy for a mother to raise a child alone.
After groping around for a long time, KING found a ruby chest badge that he carried with him and stuffed it into Saitama's hand: "Although it's a little late, I hope you won't dislike it. This is a gift from me to my child."
"There is also a gift... I'll give it to Saitama after I get back..."
"By the way, how old is Saitama's child? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Are you as strong as Saitama?"
…
"Hey hey..."
Saitama quickly stretched out his hand to stop KING's endless questions: "I came to you to discuss how to solve the problem. Why did you suddenly create so many problems..."
"Ah, that's right."
KING reacted and asked: "So what is Saitama bothering about? How to get along with the child as a father? Still don't know what to name the child? Or maybe he wants to make up for the wedding and hopes that I can give it to Saitama? Any advice?"
"Probably the first type..."
Saitama thought for a while: "Because I have never had this kind of experience before, so I don't know what to do. Do I need to live with him and go to the amusement park with him every Sunday?"
"...it hit my knowledge blind spot again."
"I'm just a otaku, not a live-in..."
KING said with some distress: "Although I often play love games, in reality, let alone parenting experience, I don't even have any experience in dating..."
"Speaking of which, I really envy you Saitama."
At this point, KING sighed slightly: "Real love is not as beautiful as in love games, and women are rarely as gentle and considerate as in games or comics. If you can be like Saitama, you can skip the marriage step and directly have a child. If so, it’s actually quite enviable…”
Saitama was stunned for a moment when he was told: "...Ah, so this is something enviable?"
"For today's low-desire society, it is indeed."
KING began to use his brain constantly and tried to remember: "But if I have to talk about experience... I can only give advice to Saitama based on the experience I learned from comics or TV series."
"1. Spend more time with your children, study or play video games with them."
"Second, communicate more. Especially during the child's rebellious period, you must pay attention to the method and frequency of communication, so as to make your relationship better."
"Third, encourage and help more. No matter how outstanding a child is, he is still a child. He is not able to withstand so much pressure like us adults. It is also the responsibility of a father to help children get out of adversity... "
…
I watched KING start preaching endlessly again.
Saitama quickly interrupted: "Ah, wait, wait, I said so much at once, I can't remember it at all..."
KING picked up a pen from the desk next to him: "Then I will write these in a notebook and give it to Saitama."
“…”
Saitama sat there and sighed after a long time: "I always feel that it is very troublesome..."
…
Looking at Saitama's frowning face.
KING also sighed.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
"Isn't Saitama too dissatisfied?"
Looking at Saitama, KING said very seriously: "Whether it is as the strongest person or in life, the Saitama family is quite dissatisfied, so that's why they feel lonely... In the past, I only knew that the Saitama family was very strong, and there were no enemies to fight against. It won’t fall down, but I don’t know what kind of concept it is…”
"But since I started practicing, I finally understood..."
"Saitama-san, where you are, what kind of height is that?"
"In two years, I went from knowing nothing to becoming the Red Dragon Emperor today..."
KING paced back and forth in the study: "From an ordinary person's perspective, I have done a good job, but to be honest, occasionally, I feel pain..."
Saitama was stunned for a moment: "Pain? Why?"
"...Yes, why do you feel pain?"
KING smiled: "For example... you happen to have that little talent, which is enough for you to covet the most powerful palace, but not enough for you to enter. You can only queue up with countless people outside the door, trying your best just to be able to pass through. Pass through the crack in the door and take a look inside... "
"You linger in front of the door, but you can't knock on that door..."
"You sit slumped, thinking this is the biggest regret in the world, but you vaguely hear a sigh coming from the hall..."
"I lost my feelings because I was too strong, and I couldn't lift my spirits..."
…
Having said this, KING looked at Saitama seriously: "The same is true in life. The Saitama family has already obtained a life that many people dream of but cannot get, so why do they still find it troublesome?"
Saitama blinked blankly: "KING, what you said is so profound..."
KING coughed twice and said, "That's what the comics say."
…
"Even if you say so, KING, it's impossible for me to do it all at once..."
Saitama rested his left arm on his thigh and touched his chin: "Anyway... let's give it a try."
After that, Saitama and KING chatted for a long time.
Then we had a very sumptuous dinner in KING's palace.
"… correct."
While eating, KING suddenly remembered: "I should be able to go to the other world that Saitama went to last time, right?"
"Ah, that's okay."
Saitama chewed the special barbecue in his mouth and nodded: "Not only KING, but I will also go to Sonic and Fu... what warriors. After helping them recover, they will be cleared..."
"That's it."
KING nodded, and then asked, "Speaking of which, what was the different world Saitama went to last time? Was it the same brave legend as this world, or was it the elf queen who has been popular in recent years who summoned humans to fight the dark elf queen? story?"
"Ah, none of them."
Saitama waved his hand: "The person I met has death..." At this point, Saitama paused, and then thought for a long time before he remembered: "Ah, it is the ability called 'Death Return', and the save file in the game, Reading files is very similar."
"Death returns..."
KING understood immediately and nodded: "I understand, that world should be a 'time and space retrospective' game that was popular in the past few years. This type of game has changed from the previous model where the protagonist has passed through the dungeon and continuously upgraded and strengthened it. The protagonist of Chicken Power collects information through countless deaths, and then goes back in time and space to pass various levels by collecting the collected information... "
"If I go to that world, because I am not the protagonist, of course I will not have the ability to return after death..."
"but… "
In an instant.
KING's imperial engine sounded, and a domineering aura of fighting against heaven and earth rushed into the sky: "Clearing the level in one life is my specialty. Even if it is a game where the plot requires death, I may not be able to find a way to reverse my fate!"
Saitama clapped repeatedly: "Oh, what a strong momentum, KING!"
"If it's a game."
KING smiled and glanced at Saitama: "I am the one sighing in the hall... But I will never feel bored like Saitama. Instead, I will say: Sorry, I am too strong. This is a bit of a show off."
(End of chapter)