Summer nights are full of turmoil, the streets are full of beer grilled crayfish, scum girls in short skirts sit in rows, hungry single dogs are looking around, trying to confuse one or two ignorant girls, or fall into the hands of scum girls spare tire.
"Crayfish! Spicy crayfish, twenty yuan a catty, one hundred yuan three catties..."
A big guy was sitting on a red plastic stool by the street, with half a piece of Hailiqun dangling from his mouth, Erlang was shaking a blue flip-flop on his lap, and wearing a yellow Armani, which had already caught him off guard. When it reached the chest, a slightly greasy white belly was exposed.
"Crayfish sixty, buy one get one free..."
"Forty-one catties of super-sized lobster! Free flow of beer..."
The food street full of people is full of shouts, and the crayfish everywhere is dazzling, but the young man's stall not only occupies the central area, but also the low price is particularly abrupt.
"One hundred yuan and three catties? This person doesn't know how to settle accounts..."
Passers-by all looked sideways and wondered, several middle-aged people hurried over and asked, "Little boss! What kind of business are you doing here, twenty yuan a catty, isn't one hundred yuan five catties?"
"What twenty, forty-one catties, twenty I'm not dead..."
The little boss got up and touched his shiny hair, and pointed to a small price board on the booth, which clearly stated forty-one catties.
But the guy behind the booth yelled, "Boss! You just yelled twenty. I thought you were going to sell your money!"
"Damn! Look at my broken mouth, it's crooked all day long..."
The little boss patted himself on the mouth lightly, and said painfully: "Forget it! Twenty is twenty, since I shouted, I have to admit it. Please, brothers, order more drinks. At least let me return some blood. Otherwise, I will even have to pay for my wife!"
"Haha~ You're happy, so are we. Let's have four barrels of draft beer and twenty catties of crayfish..."
A group of people sat down at the folding tables as if they had picked up a big bargain. The mobile stalls were next to a large flower bed, and the dozen or so tables were almost full of guests. The taste of this restaurant must not be bad.
However, the expressions of the diners were quite strange, as if there was a bit of schadenfreude in remorse, which made them puzzled but also a little terrified.
really!
Before they could take a few bites, the little boss sat back and yelled, "Crayfish! Crayfish! Twenty yuan a catty, one hundred yuan and three catties..."
"Fuck! This profiteer..."
A group of people finally found out that they had been duped. No wonder his family's business is so booming. It turns out that they are all people who are greedy for small things and suffer big losses. The size of this crayfish is not worth forty at all, and twenty yuan a catty is not cheap.
But the price is clearly marked, it's only because they were eager to take advantage and didn't look carefully, so they could only endure the bad breath and continue to eat the shrimp shells, and their expressions became like other people's, quickly covering up their remorse with boldness, a loss but a loss of face Can't throw it away.
"Twenty yuan! Twenty yuan for crayfish..."
The little boss suddenly stood up and raised his voice. He saw two young stewardesses in red skirts walking along the street dragging the boarding boxes. Their slim figures and elegant temperament attracted countless old drivers to pay attention. Attracted attention by him.
"Hey! Can't go..."
Seeing this, a male stall owner wanted to take pity on the beauty, but the proprietress scolded angrily: "Shut up! You dare to spoil the good things that Zhao Jian came to. If he doesn't smear your face with bloody sanitary napkins, he is not the most cheap on the East Street." !"
"Boss! What kind of crayfish is twenty yuan..."
After all, the two young stewardesses couldn't resist the temptation of the low price. The diners shook their heads and sighed, as if an ignorant girl was about to fall into the clutches of a beast.
But the little boss actually pointed to the largest plate of crayfish, and said in a stern voice: "The top-level small green dragon, the market price is as low as sixty-eight a catty, but I only charge you twenty-eight catties today, don't ask why, brother is wayward !"
"Yo~ There's nothing to be courteous about, it's either rape or stealing..."
A gorgeous young stewardess had a half-smile, she saw that this person was about twenty-six or seventeen years old, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, tall and broad body, but there was a treacherous air under his seemingly loyal appearance. In their lingo, that's what it is - the oily man!
The little boss said sternly: "I'm not going to hide it from you!
Just flight attendants... oh no! Flying planes, so I admire people who fly every day, as long as you can tell me the story on the plane, you will get 50% off all food in the future! "
"Ha~"
The beautiful stewardess raised her willow eyebrows, with a look of 'I just like you who have never seen the world', and said in a tone: "Then let's try a five catty first, and if it tastes good, pack a ten catty or twenty catty Yes, if it doesn't taste good, we won't pay a dime!"
"This way, please, if it's not tasty, throw it in my face..."
The little boss immediately picked up the boarding boxes of the two of them, and led them to the flower bed to sit down.
The diners thought that the little boss had some tricks, but he actually brought the biggest little blue dragon over. The diners almost cried in anger. I have never seen such an unprofessional profiteer. He forgot his professional ethics when he met a beautiful woman. Is that human being
The little boss brought two more bottles of iced yogurt, put them on the table and said with a smile: "Please drink, are the two little fairies preparing to go to heaven, or have they just descended to earth?"
"Temporary grounding! There are also skull towers in the United States..."
A handsome little stewardess plugged in a yogurt straw and pointed to a projector not far away, which was broadcasting an urgent news...
"The mysterious skull tower reappeared in Los Angeles, USA, covering an area of more than 20,000 square kilometers, and it is estimated that more than 10 million people were trapped. This is the sixth skull tower that has appeared in the world, and the second in the United States..."
The little boss didn't finish watching and said contemptuously: "Isn't the Yankee quite capable? Iron Heroes for a while, surprise little girls for a while, where are they going to die at this time?"
The two girls covered their mouths and smiled "puchi", and the name tags on their chests just swayed. The beautiful and refined one was called Zhang Xinyue, and the gorgeous and sexy one was called Zhou Miao.
"It can't be blamed for being useless..."
Zhang Xinyue shook her head and said: "The Skull Tower may not be something on the earth. After it appears, it will release a big black cover. The largest one can cover a small country. No one knows what's inside, and no one has come out alive so far. Pass!"
"Two little fairies! Add me on WeChat..."
The little boss didn't care about this at all, took out his mobile phone and smiled eagerly: "My name is Zhao Guanren, and my nickname is Alai. If you want to eat in the future, I will send you to the airport with a WeChat message, and your little sisters will also jump off the building with a 50% discount." price!"
"Yo~ As expected of a businessman, the routine is so deep..."
Zhou Miao smashed the yogurt and said with a contemptuous smile: "I want our WeChat for a discount, and I want to go to the airport to meet our female colleagues. If our boyfriend finds out about this, why don't you scold us for being stupid? You're still An An Let’s sell the crayfish by the cents!”
"Hahaha… "
The diners burst out laughing, and finally seized the opportunity to taunt: "She is a flight attendant flying to the United States, and all the people she serves are rich people. Even if your crayfish doesn't cost money, they won't look down on you, let alone you are still a poor girl." Profiteer!"
"Who is a profiteer? Why did I rape you..."
Zhao Guanren slapped the table with a slap, but there was a muffled "boom" in front of him. A shrub on the flower bed disappeared instantly, and a huge black hole more than two meters wide appeared.
"I'll go! What kind of kung fu are you practicing..."
The diners all ran to the side of the road in fright, and the two young stewardesses also jumped up in shock, but Zhao Guanren also raised his hands and was dumbfounded, staring dumbfounded at the big black hole on the flower bed.
"There are people inside..."
Zhou Miao exclaimed suddenly, and suddenly saw a big hand protruding from the hole, grabbed the weeds by the hole, and seemed to want to climb up.
"Hurry up and save someone..."
Zhang Xinyue threw down the yogurt and wanted to rush up, but Zhou Miao grabbed her and yelled, "Boss! What are you still doing? Something happened to your stall, you have to be responsible!"
"Never mind my business, I didn't dig the pit..."
Zhao Guanren gave her an angry look, but he walked up to the flower bed quickly, but a strong stench came over his nostrils.
Only then did he realize that his big hand was very rotten, with pus oozing out between the torn skin and flesh. When he poked his head in surprise, he took a deep breath.
"Hiss~"
There was a rotting corpse in the cave, the bones on his face were exposed
It came out, but not only was it biting a steel knife horizontally in its mouth, but it was also covered with rusty iron armor, and it was rotten to the pus-filled eye sockets, and there were actually two clusters of green flames.
"Zombie!!!"
Zhao Guanren exclaimed in shock, and the other party also raised his head and glared at him fiercely, and the two green will-o'-the-wisps lit up again impressively.
Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the back and yelled, "It's not good! The grave was blown up, someone's ancestors crawled out!"
"What are you yelling, quickly pull people up..."
Zhang Xinyue rushed over angrily. Before Zhao Guanren could react, she squatted down, but a rotten head jumped out of the hole, grabbed her ankle, and yanked her to the ground.
"Ah~"
Zhang Xinyue screamed and realized that someone's ancestral grave had exploded, and her ancestors were still pulling her into the cave with such force that she couldn't resist it at all.
"Let her go..."
Zhao Guanren rushed over and grabbed Zhang Xinyue, and kicked Zhang Xinyue's rotten ghost face. The opponent threw his head back and fell back, but there was no sound of heavy objects falling from the cave.
"Get up..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly touched a brick, and quickly climbed to the entrance of the hole to mend another knife, but when he probed into the hole, his entire scalp was numb all of a sudden.
The black crater is so deep that it is bottomless, like a gourd, it gets wider and wider as it goes down, but there are pairs of will-o’-the-wisp eyeballs underneath, crowded together beyond count, just like the crowd at a concert. The light sticks are densely packed.
"sky… "
Zhang Xinyue was also stunned after crawling over. She first saw countless dense will-o'-the-wisps, and then realized that the bottom was full of zombies. They were swarming up like maggots, and many of them had already crawled to the entrance of the cave.
"Boom~"
Zhao Guanren slammed down the bricks, grabbed Zhang Xinyue and ran away, but a drunken diner ran over again and looked into the hole curiously.
"don't want!!!"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him, but with a "poof", a rusty steel knife suddenly stabbed out, hit the diner's face, and pierced through the back of his head.
"ah… "
Zhang Xinyue screamed hysterically, blood almost spattered her face, Zhao Guanren hurriedly pulled her up and ran away, shouting incoherently, "Frozen! There is a corpse running! Hurry up and beat the demon spirit!"
"Help..."
Unexpectedly, the moment they jumped off the flower bed, the whole food street was thrown into chaos together. A terrifying hole like a beast's mouth opened.
"ah… "
There was a series of shrill screams, and big black holes kept appearing everywhere. Either someone fell down suddenly, or zombies in iron armor climbed up, swung their steel knives and slashed at anyone, screaming. Shouts and cries almost resounded through the sky and the earth.
"Run!"
Zhao Guanren kicked over the whole plate of crayfish, and the bewildered boy finally came to his senses, and ran away with them in a panic.
"Boom boom boom..."
But the ground trembled violently at this moment. Not only did they stagger, but even the house shook violently, which was more exciting than standing on a spring dance floor.
"Skull Tower! It's the Skull Tower..."
The two stewardesses suddenly paled, and they could see the direction of the city center from a distance, and a huge white object rumbled out, piercing into the sky like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, as tall as a hundred-story building.
The body of the tower is full of layers of skulls, crystal clear as if made of jade, but the dark eye sockets are densely packed, and the gloomy feeling is like cold air, which almost makes everyone shudder.
"It's over! There really is a skull tower..."
Zhao Guanren was trembling in horror, he was just watching jokes about foreigners, who knew it would be his turn in a blink of an eye...
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