"Why do you want to drive them away, it's not easy for them..."
Li Shishi was lying on the window of her new home, looking at the stinking Roufen Alley downstairs, where the girls either ran away or were arrested, and no one closed the shop door when it was open.
The new home is a very simple small apartment, one bedroom, one living room with a kitchen and bathroom, all the furniture is readily available, Li Shishi also bought a lot of daily necessities, although the area is a bit small, but in the overcrowded Jiangdong Dabao, it can be regarded as a luxury house up.
"If we don't drive us away, how can we sleep? The building will be collapsed by them..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window with a water glass in his hand and said, "Don't think that they can't survive anymore. Nine out of ten ladies are lazy. Besides, condoms are scarce now, and one person who gets sick can infect a large number of people. It's just to drive them away." They are good!"
"What is your second gift..."
Li Shishi looked back at him, and Zhao Guanren looked up at the clear night sky and said: "The black old devil said that as long as I dare to make false oaths, the five thunders will strike me no matter when and where, but I think it is scaring me. How is it possible in this sunny day?" There is thunder!"
"Then don't swear, what if it's true..."
Li Shishi loosened her trousers and released her big tail, but just as she wanted to be a monster, Zhao Guanren pulled her away, looked at the sky and said loudly: "I swear! The woman I love the most in my life is Li Shishi, and I will only love her from now on, no Touch other girls, or I will be killed by lightning!"
"..."
Li Shishi immediately looked at the night sky in horror. Even if she was really his favorite woman, a scumbag like Zhao Guanren would never defend himself like a jade, but after waiting for a while, no thunder fell.
"Cut~"
Zhao Guanren mocked: "Let me just say that it scares me. If I swear that I will be struck by lightning, then I'm not a thunderbolt. Let me see it..."
"Boom boom boom..."
suddenly!
A burst of dull thunder interrupted his words, and the two of them trembled in shock, only to see the clear night sky suddenly change, large black clouds covered the stars, and lightning bolts kept shuttling through the clouds.
"Not good! You quickly hide..."
Zhao Guanren ran out of the door, and Li Shishi rushed into the bathroom, but there was a loud "boom", and a bolt of lightning struck the clothes rack outside the window, shattering the entire window .
"Plop~"
Zhao Guanren was so frightened that he fell to the ground and fled into the corridor, but he hid in the corridor and waited for a long time before the second bolt of lightning did not strike again.
"Why is there a drought and thunder..."
The neighbors all came out in surprise, and a woman said: "It must be some big scumbag who is swearing poisonously, and the thunder is coming to the house!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in embarrassment, and quickly ran back home with his head down. When he saw that there were broken glass all over the floor, the iron drying racks were smashed and melted.
"huh~"
Li Shishi came out of the toilet, her tail hairs stood up after being shocked, and she said resentfully: "Don't hurt others if you are a scum, God can't stand it anymore!"
"Nimma! This is really here to hack me..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window in shock, the dark clouds had dissipated, and the clear night sky appeared again, as if he had taken a taxi here, taught him how to behave, and then left.
Li Shishi came over and said: "I guess the oath you just swore was not poisonous enough, only one thunder fell. If you dare to say that you are Dongjiang Peng Yuyan, ten thunders will strike you to death!"
"Is this a lie, this is the truth..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and opened the sofa bed, and after removing all the broken glass on it, he said, "Fortunately, you will be struck by lightning only if you swear. If you lie, you will be struck by lightning. I will die at all. Please sweep the glass quickly."
, Get a basin of hot water to wash my feet! "
"I'm your sister-in-law, I'm underage, you are my servant..."
Li Shishi crossed her waist angrily, but Zhao Guanren took off his stinky socks, and said with a smile: "You eat my stuff and live in mine. You should be my servant, right! Tonight you spend How much did you spend, and you bought a lot of things, probably several thousand?"
"twelve thousand!"
"How much...how much?"
Zhao Guanren straightened up suddenly, the muscles on his face were trembling, but Li Shishi said with contempt: "Isn't it just a little money for you, you raise a goddess, not a maid, if my sister is here, she will definitely You spend more fiercely than me, you can be content!"
"Fetch water! I owed you two sisters in my previous life, I admit it..."
Zhao Guanren lay softly on the sofa, but Li Shishi took a bath by himself, and he almost fell asleep after waiting. The little fox finally came out with wet hair, but the big tail was fluffy and white.
'I go! '
Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and was secretly startled. The little fox was only wearing a big T-shirt, his two big white legs were straight and long, and his upper body was well developed. The very attractive big tail can kill people.
"Brother-in-law!"
The little fox laid down on the sofa coquettishly, brushed his face with his big tail, and said with a charming smile, "Come into the room and sleep with me, how uncomfortable it is to sleep on the sofa!"
"Little fox! I tell you..."
Zhao Guanren closed his eyes, stroked her fur tail and said: "When you go to the Zhanwu Hall, you must put your tail away. Don't panic if people find it, just let them come to me, and you have to learn to drive. In case If the skull tower appears again, run away!"
Li Shishi was surprised and said, "Didn't the seventeen skeleton towers appear, why is there still a skeleton tower?"
"Don't you want to change places? It's always right to be prepared..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her into his arms with one hand, and said, "You have to study hard. Although the people in Zhanwutang didn't understand it, at least they can teach you to lay a solid foundation. If the skull tower appears again, the only one who can do it The only one who can save you is myself, brother-in-law has more than eighteen soul chains, and the hatred of the entire Eternal Night Legion!"
"Brother-in-law! I must study hard and protect you in the future..."
Li Shishi's eyes were so moved that her eyes turned red. Unexpectedly, the door was knocked as soon as the words were heard. Zhao Guanren walked to the door with the first knife on the upper ring, but when he looked out through the cat's eyes, it turned out that some old bustards brought people to the door. coming.
"Boom~"
Zhao Guanren yanked open the anti-theft door, pulled off the cloth cover on the ring knife, and said with a sneer, "What? I didn't eat enough shit just now, do you want to eat something fresh?"
"No no! Brother, you misunderstood..."
A plump bustard hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Brother! We don't know Taishan with our eyes, but we didn't expect a big shot from the Zhanwu Hall to come. You deliberately drove us away, it should be for that... crossing the robbery, right?"
"Crossing Tribulation?"
Zhao Guanren glanced back subconsciously, and suddenly remembered what happened when he was struck by lightning just now, so he sneered and said, "I'm a bit knowledgeable! If I didn't drive you away just now, the thunderbolt would have blown your chicken coop, but how do you know?" I'm from Zhanwutang?"
"I have a younger sister who lives next door to your house, and I saw the Zhanwu Hall pass in your car..."
The old bustard said cautiously: "Brother! We are doing business here, and it does bother you to clean up, but we have a three-bedroom apartment in the sixth building. We can exchange it with you. We cover the water and electricity bills. In the future, we will find a technician. No money from you!"
"Do you think our family needs a technician..."
Li Shishi walked over arrogantly dragging her big tail, the old bustard immediately laughed and said: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry to disturb you two, my sister's beauty is definitely overwhelming the whole city,
But living here does not meet the status of two people, so you can keep the key to the three-bedroom house! "
The bustard directly gave the key to Li Shishi, and Zhao Guanren said straightforwardly: "Okay! I won't stop you from getting rich. Come in and help me move things there. If you have nothing to do, stay away from Liudong. The deputy hall master has recently cultivated Skyrocketing, maybe in two days we will go through another catastrophe!"
"Oh~ So you are the vice hall master, we really don't know Mount Tai..."
A group of girls all looked at him in shock, and ran in to help them move in fear, but Zhao Guanren quietly grabbed the bustard, pointed to a delicate and simple young woman, and asked doubtfully, "This is my neighbor, did she just go to sea? "
The old bustard gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother! You are really old. You have just left your period and are going to go to sea tomorrow. If you are interested, give her one yuan and help her open one!"
"Hehe~ I just care about my neighbors and don't do that kind of thing..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously scratched his chest, and when the things were almost moved, they walked to the sixth building under the leadership of the bustard. A three-bedroom house is much better than a small apartment, and the third floor, which is neither high nor short, is quite suitable.
"Okay! Let's share a room with each other, and don't bother anyone..."
After Zhao Guanren closed the anti-theft door, he patted Li Shishi's head and got into the bathroom, subconsciously opened the window and looked downstairs.
A group of women were walking out chattering, but the young woman seemed to have heard something, she looked back at him sensitively, smiled sweetly, and waved to him lightly.
"then!"
Zhao Guanren picked up an unopened bottle of perfume and threw it directly on the grass downstairs. The young woman immediately ran over to pick it up and pointed to the girl with big eyes behind her. Gently squeezed the folder, took the young woman's arm and left with a smile.
"If you don't pay, you won't break the law..."
Zhao Guanren closed the window and smiled, and took a hot bath, but when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded. The little fox was sitting in the living room with his legs crossed, and sneered, "Double. Kill, right?" , and took Miss Ben's perfume as a deposit, do you know that it is a limited edition?"
Zhao Guanren said without changing his face: "Nonsense! What is the deposit? I think that girl is nice. I just want to persuade her to be good. You are young, so don't think so dirty!"
"Then do you dare to swear, swear that you don't want to go to them..."
The little fox stood up aggressively, pointed at his nose and scolded: "I have seen your character in the cold storage. You take off your pants and drag people into the sea, and put on your pants to persuade them to be good. You are both people and ghosts. You are the only one today. If you dare to go out this door at night, I will... I will give you a cuckold!"
"Cut~ What you wear doesn't count..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the bedroom angrily, but not long after getting into bed, Li Shishi suddenly ran in and said in horror: "Brother-in-law! I seem to have seen Chu Qianqian, she jumped from the top of the opposite building, wearing a bright red clothes!"
"How is it possible, Chu Qianqian died so early that there is not even a scum left..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly got up and went to the window to check, but after looking for a long time, he didn't see any red shadows. Instead, Li Shishi got into his bed and said pitifully: "I didn't lie to you, Chu Qianqian is my nightmare. I'll sleep with you, anyway, my aunt is here!"
"you… "
Zhao Guanren's nose was twisted in anger, and he said angrily, "You girls from the Shui family are so ruthless one by one. It took me eight lifetimes to meet you..."
"ah… "
suddenly!
A shrill scream interrupted him, he opened the window and looked out, and he really saw a red shadow flashing between the buildings, and the apartment building he lived in before was blown up, and people were everywhere. Shouting, he changed his face in shock and said, "Oh no! Xue Ji sent someone to look for me!"