"The so-called Horcruxes must have magic patterns, and magic patterns are like circuit boards..."
Zhao Guanren was sitting on the podium of the lecture theater, holding a teacup in one hand and a cigarette in the other, shaking his head like a storyteller. There were a lot of students under the stage. Even the windows and the door were crowded with people, all of whom came to listen to him. The master is bragging.
"Let me go! Let me in..."
Assistant Xu squeezed in from the door with great difficulty, and shouted anxiously: "Director! The Lord Xiahou of Zhennan Dabao is coming, and he is waiting for you in the office. A lot of leaders are accompanying you. Hurry up!"
"What's the hurry? It's not a war, wait for me to blow... wait for me to finish the class..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand dismissively, and the students in the audience were immediately in awe. This master is worthy of being a master, and he dared to hang around even when the god is coming. Assistant Xu didn't dare to talk too much when he heard the words, so he obediently stood in the corner and listened. He continued to blow.
"Huh, huh, huh..."
suddenly!
A strange sound of metal rubbing came from the corridor. Zhao Guanren patted the microphone in front of him and said with a smile: "Just now when we talked about the classification of armor, the teaching template was delivered to the door. Hearing this sound, there should be a guard, about ten Around two people, all with heavy armor, that is, Iron Buddha Tu!"
"Director! You are amazing, you guessed right, God Xiahou is coming..."
The students outside all exclaimed, but Zhao Guanren smiled secretly. He took advantage of his lunch break to study the top ten generals, and after the arrival of several generals, he made a special effort to inquire about it. Naturally, he knew what the general Xiahou was. configuration.
The students respectfully moved away from the door, and indeed an Iron Buddha guard came in, their whole bodies covered in armor like tortoise shells, and after they stood on both sides of the door in unison, an A man in black mountain armor walked in.
"Hello, General Xiahou!"
The students all stood up and bowed to the general Xiahou. He was in his early thirties, with dark and strong skin, holding a tiger-headed scimitar with a black sheath in his hand, and a shiny black tiger helmet under his arm. His big bald head was actually brighter than the tiger helmet.
"I've seen God General Xiahou..."
Zhao Guanren stood up with a smile and cupped his hands. Xiahou God General walked to the podium with a half-smile, looked him up and said, "Master Zhang is as young as the rumors say, and even more dedicated than the rumors. I came here rashly. Bothering you?"
Xia Hou was ranked seventh on the list of generals, one level lower than Situ of Jiangdong Fort. Zhao Guanren snuffed out his cigarette butt and said with a smile, "You are here whether you want to disturb me or not. Just speak up if you have anything to do!"
"Haha~ Hall Master Zhang is really a cheerful person..."
God General Xiahou laughed and said: "I heard this morning that Jiangdong Dabao has a unique treasure-appreciating system, so I wanted to come here to open my eyes. I just have a treasure in my hand that even our Chiyue God of War can't see." The way out, please trouble Master Zhang to appraise it!"
A large simple wooden box was immediately carried over and placed heavily on the podium. The students stretched their heads curiously, knowing that what God would bring out must be extraordinary.
Zhao Guanren touched the dust on the wooden box and the exquisitely crafted patterns, shook his head and said, "General Xiahou has really flattered me. Since even Chiyue God of War can't see the way, I won't make a fool of myself!"
"Then what kind of treasure appraisal system do you still have..."
Lord Xiahou held the wooden box and sneered: "I captured this thing on the battlefield, and it was naturally from the hands of the dead. If you can't even tell, your so-called appraisal master is a parallel importer. There is no need for the system to exist anymore!"
"Director Zhang! Give me the palm of your hand, don't be humble..."
Fatty Wu and others all rushed in from outside, almost all of them were winking at him.
Zhao Guanren realized immediately that this big bald donkey didn't come to appraise treasures at all, but came here deliberately to cause trouble, and there must be a conflict with the local repair association.
"Squeak~"
Zhao Guanren opened the quaint wooden box, and a large wave of black death came out instantly. The scared teachers and students all exclaimed again and again, and Zhao Guanren subconsciously took half a step back.
But if you take a closer look, you can see a golden silk cloth in the wooden box, and there is a black dragon-patterned copper stick, nearly two meters long, one end is smooth, the other end is slightly curved, but the ravines between the dragon patterns are all red, Like blood that hasn't dried up yet.
General Xiahou jokingly asked: "Can you see why, Master Appraiser?"
"Identification is naturally no problem..."
Zhao Guanren held up his chin with one hand, and said, "But the appraisal fee is not cheap. Even if the gods come, they can't be discounted. After all, it will take a lot of my eyesight, and there are so many people looking at it for nothing, so... you are transferring money. Or scan code?"
"Are you sure you know this thing..."
General Xiahou looked at him in surprise, but Zhao Guanren said again: "How about we make a bet, if you lose, you smash my signboard, and I will not appear in the eight fortresses from now on. If you win, the appraisal fee will be 100,000, plus you Brass ring on the wrist, dare you?"
"not bad!"
Xiahou God subconsciously raised his wrist, shook the ciphered copper ring on his wrist and said with a sneer, "Your boy really has some eyesight, and he fell in love with my baby at a glance, but don't try to scare me, grandpa won't eat this One set, I bet you!"
"readily!"
Zhao Guanren immediately picked up the dragon-patterned copper stick in the wooden box, raised it up and asked loudly, "Students! Use your imagination, what do you think this thing looks like?"
"flagpole!"
"Spear shaft..."
"The broken crescent moon blade..."
The students answered in various ways, and the leaders also guessed wildly together, and the god general Xiahou said in a strange way: "Master appraiser! Are you trying to brainstorm, if you can't tell, get out of here, don't embarrass yourself here!"
"Hmph~ Do you think that with an antique wooden box, you can confuse the public..."
Zhao Guanren sneered and said: "This is the pole under the canopy. Everyone knows that the canopy is the big umbrella that the emperor used when traveling, but the upper part was cut off with a knife. To put it bluntly, it is a thing for pretense. No real value!"
"You say the canopy is the canopy, what basis do you have..."
General Xiahou slapped the podium violently, but Zhao Guanren laughed contemptuously again: "Master Xiahou! It would be a bad idea to say something too clearly. If you really captured this pole, wouldn't you know its origin? It’s not something of the dead at all!”
"What? Not from the dead..."
The hundreds of people present were all dumbfounded, but God General Xiahou was stunned for a moment, then slapped the table again and cursed: "Fart! Isn't this from the dead or from humans? Didn't you see the devilish energy coming out of it? Who but a zombie could make something like this?"
"My lord! Please go back and make up your lessons..."
Zhao Guanren threw the copper rod to him, and said mockingly: "The scientific name of your so-called demon energy is the energy of black death. The black mist on the Black Wasteland is these things. If you don't believe me, call Zhang Chiyue and ask her about the zombies." Who is the deadly enemy, and what does the bloody magic pattern represent?"
"Dark Demons? This is something from the Dark Demons..."
General Xiahou stared at the dragon-patterned copper rod in surprise, but Zhao Guanren handed the phone to him, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your patronage! The appraisal fee is one hundred thousand, and the amulet on your wrist. If you are reluctant, you can convert it into Give me the cash, at your level... five million is not much, right?"
"Why don't you grab it..."
General Xiahou raised his wrist and said angrily: "I tell you, this is state-owned assets, military equipment, and private individuals are never allowed to resell it. If you have this idea, it is already breaking the law. I will subsidize you at most 200,000 yuan. You Take it when you see it!"
"Woo~"
Immediately there was a loud
Big boos, Zhao Guanren also shook his head in contempt, but a strange official came over and said: "We will settle the appraisal fee privately. After all, we are business-to-business. Zhennanbao will definitely not let Zhan Wu Don't suffer!"
"Everything is fair to fair..."
President Wu immediately came over and said: "Our Zhanwutang does not have the business of appraising treasures. This is all Director Zhang's personal behavior. It has nothing to do with our Zhanwutang. You are just a personal relationship!"
"Why is it not public to public, your school, your director..."
The leaders of the two gangs immediately quarreled, and the relationship was really close. In the end, President Wu slammed the table and shouted: "Xiao Li! Go and issue them an invoice. The appraisal fee is five million, at least Let’s sue them for a dime for attempting to sell military equipment!”
"Hmph~ as long as you have an invoice..."
The leaders of Zhennanbao stopped yelling, General Xiahou ran away in a hurry, Zhao Guanren ended the first public class under the excited cheers of teachers and students, and happily followed the leaders to collect money up.
"Xiao Zhang! Come with me..."
President Wu called Zhao Guanren into the dean's office, and said with a smile: "The money has to go to the college's account, and it will be remitted to your account tomorrow. According to our previous agreement, after the tax is deducted, you will get one point, and you will probably be able to share it." To 800,000!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren, who was smoking a cigarette, coughed violently, raised his head and looked at him in disbelief, but President Wu said innocently: "The tax is very expensive, 24%, plus half of Zhennanbao's share. , you can get 800,000 is already very good, it is not every day that you are taken advantage of!"
Zhao Guanren's mouth opened like an egg, and he was stunned for a long time before he asked, "You won't tell me that Zhennanbao still needs kickbacks?"
"What do you think… "
President Wu said proudly: "He brought a bad guy over here for you to kill, what if he didn't take half of the picture, I winked at you desperately before, didn't I just let you kill him, anyway, that guy Xiahou is not popular, Deserve to bear the thunder!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up speechlessly. These people have a variety of ways to make money. Even he, an old Jianghu, was kept in the dark. He even foolishly thought that they were all here to make trouble.
"Little Zhang! Do your best..."
President Wu patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I heard that your natal fire has been ignited, right? As long as your strength can reach the professional yellow level, we will promote you to be a super general. One belongs to our Jiangdong University." The native generals of the castle, we are all your strongest backing!"
"Thank you, President, for your appreciation. I'll take a shit first..."
Zhao Guanren ran out full of depression. He didn't know that he was being used as a gunman for the first time, but he received the good news from Li Shishi as soon as he returned to the office.
It only took the little fox two days to reach the second-level professional yellow level, which is directly on the same level as Gao Jie, but the thing that makes him the happiest is that the little fox is going to retreat tonight to level up, so he won't go home to sleep .
"Haha~ It feels great to be free..."
Zhao Guanren cheered excitedly, just as Assistant Xu walked in with a water bottle, looking at her feminine temperament, Zhao Guanren asked: "Little Xu! Do you have anything tonight? How about having dinner with me? Can't eat ice?"
"I just left my period! You can eat..."
Assistant Xu walked to the table and smiled sweetly, and obediently helped him fill the teacup with water, and then said: "The people from Chishan Castle have just arrived, and they also attach great importance to the golden key. The female assistant is here, what is her name, Chen Ran!"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren sprayed out the water he had just drank, and hurriedly said: "No room tonight... No! No dinner tonight, you go home after work, I'm going to the welcome party!"