Early in the morning, there were two explosive news, which spread all over the country in an instant. One was that the undead were about to attack Jiangdong Dabao in an all-round way to snatch the golden key to open the Holy Land. Jiangdong Dabao entered a state of emergency, including the nine buildings under its jurisdiction In the small castle, everyone is only allowed to enter but not to exit.
The second is that Jiangxiu’s army was infiltrated by spies from the dead, and all the middle and high-level leaders were inspected. At the same time, the city’s agent of the devil king was investigated. Residents over the age of 18 brought their residence permits and went to the inspection points in the jurisdiction for physical examination. Those who refused to go were regarded as spies. Criminal punishment.
"Huh~"
Zhao Guanren fell heavily into the boss chair. He has successfully settled in the office of the president of the Xiu Association. The luxurious office has long been wiped clean. There is a small warehouse in the rest room behind him. place.
The previous president failed to rescue him last night, and the entire repair association instantly changed the direction of the wind. He lined up early in the morning to welcome him to take office, and there was no need for Lu Datou and others to supervise him. The conversation reached noon before I had time to take a breather.
"Haha~ Miss Ben is out of customs..."
Li Shishi suddenly ran in with her ponytails swinging, wearing a set of slim martial arts training uniforms. As soon as Secretary Xu closed the door outside, she sat in Zhao Guanren's arms and said with a smile, "You were so good last night." , Didn't bring the wild woman home!"
"You little housekeeper..."
Zhao Guanren patted her waist and smiled wryly: "You have bribed so many neighbors to stare at me, do I dare to take the woman home? How is your cultivation going? Aren't you going to class today?"
"What class is there? No one can teach me anymore..."
Li Shishi leaned into his ear and said, "I've already reached the third level of professional yellow, and I can go further to the red level. Fortunately, my master is in the hospital. I didn't dare to tell anyone. It's really abnormal. Could it be blood?" Did Ji move her hands and feet on me?"
"I'm not sure..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "You made her into a half-orc, but Xue Ji shouldn't have done anything bad, otherwise she wouldn't have used you. Mom threatened you. I saw your sister Chen Ran last night. She Send me two cheat books on orc cultivation, take them back and figure it out for yourself!"
"Cut~ What qualifications does Chen Ran have to be my sister? Being my sister is almost..."
Li Shishi suddenly loosened her trousers, let out her fluffy fox tail, flirted with Zhao Guanren's face all the time, and said in a flattering voice: "Are you qualified to be her sister? Isn't it just for joy? My sister-in-law is also fine, better than her." The production date is much fresher!"
"Can you talk well, if you keep messing around, I'll shave your hair off..."
Zhao Guanren pulled the fur on her tail, and Li Shishi let out a coquettish cry in pain, but after blowing off the white hair in his hand, he said seriously: "Little fairy! Brother-in-law has something serious to tell you, have you seen Naruto?" , do you know about Kakashi's Sharingan?"
"Please!"
Li Shishi stuffed the fox tail into his hand, hooked his neck and said: "Although I am a post-zero five, I have two anime fans in my family. My mother and father both like to watch Naruto. Isn't it possible to write Sharingan?" Copy other people's tricks!
Zhao Guanren suddenly cried and said: "My third chain of chaos was opened last night, and I named it the third big gift, called... Writing Wheel Face!"
Li Shishi was surprised and said, "What the hell is writing a round face? Can your face copy other people's tricks?"
"Yes! But you have to be beaten..."
Zhao Guanren said without tears: "As long as I accept the opponent's trick with my face, I can copy the trick and use it, but it will consume my anger points. The greater the power, the more I will consume. Die!"
Li Shishi was shocked and said: "Use... use your face to pick it up, so why don't you let someone beat you to death?"
"That's right! The Dark Demon is trying to lure me into playing tricks..."
Zhao Guanren stroked her tail and said: "But I don't necessarily have to take the big move, not to mention using the face to catch the big move, and you have to lie down if you use the arm to catch it. I plan to choose a milder auxiliary skill, such as Fast healing in the medical department!"
"Haha~ then you go
Find someone to slap in the face... "
Li Shishi smiled gloatingly, and Zhao Guanren recounted what happened last night, then took out a three-proof mobile phone and said: "In the future, when you tell secrets, remove the battery, don't tell anyone your phone number casually, two orc cultivation cheats It's all in the photo album, see for yourself!"
"I'm going to see now..."
Li Shishi took the mobile phone and went into the rest room, obviously to see if he was hiding a woman, when Lu Datou knocked on the door and walked in, followed by Tang Xiaobing who became the driver.
"President! Something went wrong..."
Lu Datou gasped and said: "The high-level members of the Jiangxiu Legion collectively took off their clothes and stood in the Heroes Square wearing only swimming trunks, scolding you for slandering them as the agents of the devil, and saying that you deliberately killed the high-level members of the Xiuxiu Association just to monopolize them." Power, anyway, it’s a big mess!"
"Come on! The bigger the trouble, the better..."
Zhao Guanren said lazily: "There will be a press conference at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, and everyone from the Eight Great Forts should be there. Go get a set of Lahong armor for Gao Jie to put on, pick ten instructors with the highest cultivation, and wear uniforms. Give her the armor as a guard, and then just finish what I told you!"
"Okay! I'll do it now..."
Lu Datou ran out resolutely, but Zhao Guanren stopped Tang Xiaobing, told him to close the door and stand up, and said, "Little soldier! Let me try your true skills. You release the shadow clone and hit me in the face at the same time. A 20% effort is enough!"
"Huh? This..."
Tang Xiaobing stared at him dumbfounded, but Zhao Guanren patted his face proudly, and said, "What? Do you think you can hurt the president? There are too many people gossiping about you now, and you still treat me like you are incompetent." Driver, how can I convince the public if I don't know your background?"
"Then, I'm offended..."
Tang Xiaobing hesitantly raised his fist, Zhao Guanren also mobilized his pitifully small soul power, and concentrated it all on his face, so Tang Xiaobing released his shadow clone and lightly hit him on the face.
Who knew that the soul lock chain didn't react at all, Tang Xiaobing's punch was almost like touching his face, so he yelled again: "Have you not eaten, even though you hit your face, but..."
"Boom~"
Tang Xiaobing suddenly punched him, Zhao Guanren didn't even finish the word but, and flew out with a "bang" sound, and fell on the sofa dizzy, scared Tang Xiaobing rushed up and exclaimed: " President! Are you okay?"
"You...you fucking are serious..."
Zhao Guanren spat out blood tremblingly, but the soul lock chain on his body suddenly became hot. For the first time, he clearly felt the existence of the anger value, which was suppressing the fourth soul lock chain, or was competing. If there is no new injection of anger, the soul lock chain will skyrocket after midnight.
"President! Sorry, I thought you were ready..."
Tang Xiaobing supported him with guilt, but suddenly his eyes blurred, another Zhao Guanren appeared next to Zhao Guanren, with the same movement and expression, but at first glance it was a phantom, with half of his body embedded in the side on the flower stand.
"My God! How did you learn my shadow clone..."
Tang Xiaobing opened his mouth wide in horror, while Zhao Guanren wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, stood up directly with his hands behind his back, and said condescendingly: "Your small skill, the president can see through it just now. How much did you use just now?" power?"
Tang Xiaobing stood up excitedly and said: "I didn't use soul power to attack, I should have five or six points of strength, but you are simply amazing, you are a real master, a genius!"
"Go! Do it well, Xu Yarong is still yours..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hands vigorously, but after Tang Xiaobing ran out excitedly, he immediately sat on the sofa and grinned in pain. After opening his mouth and spitting bloody spit, half of his face was swollen.
Li Shishi quickly ran out and opened the refrigerator, took out a box of ice cubes to help him apply to his face, and said angrily, "Let your brain be kicked by a donkey, you really use your face to catch someone's fist, your teeth will be knocked out!"
"I just want to try..."
Zhao Guanren leaned on the sofa with a sad face. He felt that there was a small white light in his head. As long as he touched it with his mind, the shadow clone would be released immediately, but at the same time, his anger point would be consumed.
'Too little! I have to pull some more hatred, otherwise I will lose my life tonight...'
Zhao Guanren suddenly realized that if the existing anger value counts as 1,000 points, then it would take 200,000 points to unlock the fourth soul chain, and there is still a lot of hatred to be drawn, and every night, a thousand points of anger will be swallowed up. Forcing him to go farther and farther on the road to death.
"唰~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly released the shadow clones again, this time directly released two, and could even control them to appear in any direction, as long as they did not exceed ten meters.
However, Shadow Clone is indeed a very low-level skill, and it only consumes a dozen points of anger per minute. He can activate a whole day with a little more hatred.
"Haha~ I have three brothers-in-law..."
Li Shishi poked the shadow clone curiously, but there was no sense of touch, it was just a three-dimensional image, but she asked again: "Brother-in-law! How do you know the function of writing round faces? Could it be that the black old devil is in your mind?" Do you have a recording?"
"no!"
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "Every time I unlock a chain, a picture will appear in my mind. A desk is covered with rice paper, pressed with a jade ruyi, and a few lines of words are written on the white paper with a brush, probably Tell me what it does!"
"Strange! The black old devil can actually write, traditional Chinese characters..."
"No! Simplified characters, the writing is very pissed..."
Zhao Guanren answered casually, but after he finished speaking, he was taken aback suddenly, as if realizing something, he sat up straight suddenly.
"wrong!"
Zhao Guanren said in amazement: "It is impossible for the black old devil to write simplified characters, not even the dead zombies, and each paper is placed in a different position, like taking a photo every time you finish writing. There are two balls of waste paper next to Zhang!"
"I see… "
Li Shishi grabbed his leg and said, "Actually, the 18 big gifts were given to you by the Soul Rescue Pagoda, but they were suppressed by the old black devil. Otherwise, why would he go through such a hassle? Immediately hack you to death!"
"That's right! Wouldn't it be like taking off your pants and farting..."
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But even if it's a big gift from the Soul Suppression Pagoda, it doesn't make sense to give me such a disgusting skill. Sometimes I will kill my father, and sometimes I will be bombarded with thunder. All kinds of tricks force me to die. It's too much fun!"
"No! I don't think it's forcing you to die, but sharpening you..."
Li Shishi said earnestly: "The revenge of killing your father is to make you gentle, don't be poisonous, the five thunderbolts are to make you honest, don't lie, and writing a round face is to sharpen your courage. These great gifts should be added together: benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, faith, gentleness, respectfulness, thrift, loyalty and filial piety." Courage and honesty are the traditional virtues of our country!"
"This, is it so harmonious..."
Zhao Guanren stared at her dumbfounded, and Li Shishi was uncharacteristically serious, nodded and said: "All the sacrifices in the Soul Relief Tower are heroic souls, heroes who died fighting against the black demon, since the Soul Relief Tower allows you to open the door, it is to let you Inherit their will and be a great man, a saint!"
"Hehe~"
Zhao Guanren said with a stiff smile: "Do you think I might be this kind of person? If I didn't speak harshly or swear, if I said nothing, I would have died 800 times. What's more, I don't think there are any restrictions on me, but it can help I can help!"
Li Shishi frowned and said, "Anyway, the Soul Rescue Tower must be trying to persuade you to be kind, but in the end you went astray and found their loopholes. You can't blame others for being stupid, right?"
"You stinky girl, you turn your elbows out, I'm not bad, can I have you..."
Zhao Guanren tapped her on the head, and said thoughtfully: "As the saying goes, calligraphy is like a human being, but the writing with a brush is too pissy, vigorous and forceful but crooked, and that guy who writes does not look like a cultured person. I'm afraid we don't think so." It's that simple!"