Why must it be a foreigner? This question stumps almost everyone.
After all, there are more than 4,000 people, and the total number of foreigners does not exceed 1,000. You have to count Bangzi, Monkey, Asan, and Transhumance among them. Why did Zhao Guanren be sure that the least number of foreigners will come
"Little fish! Don't you understand..."
Gao Jie was lying behind a fallen dead tree, Yu Xiaoyu had already smeared her face black, holding a micro-sound submachine gun and said with a smile: "If I figure it out, I won't tell you, it will grow into your body It's not a day or two, I can't spoil his good deeds!"
"Cut~"
Gao Jie raised her chin proudly, and said, "I just want to starve him to death. If I dare to come, I will kick him, but if I don't, I will seduce him, make him want to stop, and dream about me every night!"
"Wow! General Gao, you are so flirtatious..."
Yu Xiaoyu said with a narrow smile: "No wonder someone called you Xiao Huangya behind your back. I think you provoked the president's anger first. Even if you seduce your own apprentice, Jiang Ziya can't cure your anger." !"
"Shh, someone is coming!"
Gao Jie suddenly covered her mouth, and watched from a distance on the hillside outside the forest, a group of fully equipped soldiers came over, followed by a dozen people in civilian attire, but without exception, all American foreigners, There are about forty people, men and women.
"My God! What a foreigner..."
The two women looked at each other in shock. The foreigners were also shocked by the terrifying dead world. Some reporters even took out their original film cameras to take pictures, but they didn't realize that the "dog squad" was laying an ambush.
"Hello~"
Zhao Guanren walked out with a ring-shouldered knife in his hand. He was startled by the foreigners, but immediately he looked like he had seen a ghost, and he kept cursing "Xeter, Fake" and the like.
"Why? Why are you so unfriendly, aren't you peace fighters..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the woods, pointed to the male translator with an Asian face, and said, "Tell them, leave me water and food for twenty people, and I will let you pass here, or I will call the devil to kill you." , You can try it if you don’t believe me!”
"Damn it! I knew it would be bad if I ran into him, he's a scumbag..."
The foreigners all complained, and the team leader was also scratching his head depressedly, as if he had encountered a bad spirit and couldn't let him go.
The foreigners discussed it quickly, and they probably wanted to spend money to buy a clean meal. Finally, the interpreter said: "You can't eat twenty servings by yourself, we can give you five servings, and at the same time send you a message, the Japanese team will Down there, they're rich!"
"Yeah~ who said that foreigners don't have a heart, you still know that misfortune can lead to trouble..."
Zhao Guanren took two steps forward and said with a smile: "But one yard is worth one yard. The tolls for the devils are more than a few packets of food. They have to honor me with flower girls. You must not be less than twenty items. Call me!"
"Zhao Guanren! Why don't you leave, Xuan Ye is nearby..."
Suddenly there was a shout from the foot of the mountain, the indistinguishable voice was very similar to Baiming, the interpreter hurriedly said: "Brother! Please hurry up and don't harm us anymore. We don't have much food. I will give you something to survive." Are the tools okay?"
Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "That's about the same. I'll pick things out myself!"
"you are vicious!"
The foreigners had an unlucky expression of beeping the dog, so they could only scrape together water and food for ten people, and let him take away two tactical vests, lighting sticks and grenades, all of which were the most practical things. Almost made them cry.
"I don't take your things for nothing..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the front and said: "Don't follow the ruins of the battlefield. There are many evil things in the ancient battlefield. At the same time, everyone must wear a mask. The black fog will make you hallucinate about death, understand
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"understood!"
The translator immediately translated the words, and the foreigners finally nodded seriously, suddenly feeling that Zhao Guanren is not a bad person either.
"Little Spice Girl!"
Zhao Guanren smirked at a little foreign girl and said, "Join my team, brother will take you to 'gougougou', and we will have sex in the end, it's so cool!"
The foreign girl quickly shook her head and said: "NO! You are a three-star, no! The broom star, following you will... the dog belt, the devil will kill you, goodbye! No appointment, no appointment!"
"Damn! You bunch of stupid foreigners are the only ones..."
Zhao Guanren scolded angrily, and after the foreigners ran away like gods of plague, Gao Jie and the others immediately walked out.
Tang Xiaobing said in surprise: "Boss! You are so awesome, you robbed the American team by yourself, but how do you know they will come?"
"Auntie! Have you figured it out..."
Zhao Guanren touched Gao Jie's chin, Gao Jie slapped his hand away and said mockingly, "Don't be so stinky! Think of yourself as Yang Guo. Yang Guo only has one hand. If you chop off your hand, I'll be your aunt!"
"Although Yang Guo only has one hand, he is also a big eagle, which can make my aunt fly into the sky..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her with joy, but Gao Jie rolled his eyes and said, "No matter how big the sculpture is, it belongs to Yang Guo, and it has half a dime relationship with you. Besides, have you ever seen a little dragon girl in T-string pants? Give something to his master, I am nothing like her!"
"..."
The crowd who were just about to laugh suddenly realized that the smell was wrong. They always thought that Gao Jie was an upright person, but it turned out that they really deserved to be two masters and apprentices. You can't even see the tail lights.
"Haha~ You are really my good master..."
Zhao Guanren and Gao Jie looked at each other tacitly, and said: "Actually, this matter is very simple. In the eyes of those fools, the direction of my escape is the most dangerous place. No one wants to run into the crazy Xuan Ye, but you have to Someone went to search, so... "
"Oh I see… "
Gao Jie suddenly realized: "The weak have no right to speak, whoever is the weakest has to be cannon fodder, so the people who come here are either old beauties or idiots. Only they have lost the main team, and the number is the smallest. The other teams will naturally bully them!"
"Tell you, no one is a good bird under adversity, so be careful..."
Zhao Guanren put on the tactical vest and other things, and everyone hurriedly packed up other things, and quickly walked down the side of the mountain, impatient to blame the Japanese team.
"boss!"
Lu Datou asked anxiously: "Can you get me a Japanese flower girl? My grandfather was killed by the Japanese. I really hate Japanese flower girls. Uh no! Anyway, I want revenge!"
"You fart! Your computer is full of island movies, and you can recite the license plate backwards..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "There is no rush for this kind of thing. There are a lot of little devils. We have to use both soft and hard to leave an impression of fear and joy on the little friends, and then hang them all the way. When they are in trouble, we can carry a few." Run, I promise to take the initiative to follow you!"
"Haha~ high! It's really high..."
Lu Datou was drooling with excitement, and Tang Xiaobing also said greedily: "Boss! This method is also good for foreign devils. Let's go back and ride foreign horses, and then we will have a sense of conquest!"
"you're so dumb!"
Zhao Guanren proudly said: "The American and Japanese teams are next to each other. If something happens to the old Americans, they will definitely run to the devils. If something happens to the devils, they will call them to help. The American and Japanese doubles will be so much fun!"
"I also want… "
Yu Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "That handsome blond guy just now really fascinated me, I must put him to sleep, if he dares to disagree, you can beat him up for me, his girlfriend is yours!"
"I figured it out, we
We don't have a single good guy on our team..."
Gao Jie smiled wryly and said: "Everyone is worried about their own safety, trying to survive, only we are concentrating on being bandits, not satisfied after robbing other people's things, and even harassing other people's girls and boys, I am on the boat of thieves Already!"
"What do you think? Here we have three perverts and four female murderers..."
Chen Ran walked beside her and said with a smile: "Actually, this place is very similar to the dark area. Those who can survive to the end will not be good people. If you don't bully others, others will bully you. But don't take Mr. Zhao simply. Now, he didn't grab things for food and drink!"
"Why?"
Gao Jie slowed down and looked at her in surprise.
"Look at these people in front of you, Lu Datou, who is just waiting to die, and Tang Xiaobing, who is brave and foolish..."
Chen Ran pointed to the front and said one by one: "Qiu Yihan who loves so and so, Yu Xiaoyu who is ruthless and ruthless, Xu Yarong and Shen Ting who are worthless, plus you who are inexperienced and me who can't fight, in fact we are The weakest team!"
"I see… "
Gao Jie said thoughtfully: "Nine Days is to make people afraid of him and not dare to provoke him, otherwise if everyone thinks we are easy to bully, we will die!"
"Yes! No one dares to mess with us so we can live to the end..."
Chen Ran said: "The most troublesome thing now is Yu Xiaoyu, this kind of woman believes in the law of darkness, and will fight back if she is not in the limelight. Teacher Zhao should be the first to punish her, and Qiu Yihan will be the second. When a goddess like her steps into a puddle, she will always keep her eyes high!"
"How do you know everything, I think you are so scary..."
Gao Jie shook her head in disbelief, but Chen Ran said with a smile: "Because that's how I came here. At the beginning, I changed from being a school belle favored by thousands of people to a joke in his hands. In the end, I dropped all my reserve and listened to him. , he just pushed me out of hell!"
Gao Jie folded her arms and asked, "Is Zhang Xinyue the same as you, and who is his wife? Has he been married?"
"No! Zhang Xinyue and Zhou Miao are both his girlfriends, and they are colleagues..."
Seeing that they were almost at the foot of the mountain, Chen Ran said, "I'll tell you their stories when I have time, and now I'll give you Teacher Zhao's motto, because I'm afraid of death, I'm living my life with my life, so let's experience it well! "
Gao Jie said softly: "It is because he is afraid of death that he lives with his life. What a philosophical sentence. No wonder he always does so many crazy things!"
"Hide! There's someone down there..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly hid behind a big rock, raised his binoculars and looked towards the small road at the foot of the mountain, Lu Datou also crouched beside him treacherously, and said in surprise: "Isn't this a stick? Where did the devil come from? Foreigners don't even know this!" I can't tell the difference!"
"Fart! Stick chicken thief, hang behind the devil to avoid danger..."
Zhao Guanren adjusted the binoculars and saw that the Korean team of about 200 people was following in the footsteps of the Japanese team. A dozen men in black walked in the front, and the rest followed from afar.
Unexpectedly, not long after the South Korean team walked over, a team of more than a dozen people suddenly appeared, ran into the woods and joined another team. After talking for a while, they collectively chased the South Korean team.
"Haha~ Sure enough, people in our country are the most thieves..."
Zhao Guanren put down his binoculars and said with a smile: "Every foreign team is followed by people from the fortress. It should be because they are afraid that they will monopolize the victory. The old beauty is also followed by people. I just pretended not to see it. My car bandit road tyrant will soon Famous!"
"Then what should I do now, are you still messing with Japanese girls..."
Lu Datou looked at him eagerly, and didn't care about anything else. Zhao Guanren stood up and smiled and said, "Isn't it good that Bangzi girl is not attractive? Gentlemen are only late and never absent. Let's go! Let's use the stick first, I hate it the most." Chicken thief villain!"