"Please! Can you stop studying this broken knife, just want to see your master take off his clothes..."
A group of people walked on the small road in the country, and it had been an hour since they left the ancient battlefield, but Zhao Guanren was still looking at the black broken knife repeatedly, which made Qiu Yihan jealous.
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said, "This is not a matter of undressing. If I don't figure out why today, how can I earn a living in the appraisal world in the future!"
"You're a half-baked guy, okay..."
Gao Jie was holding a bow and crossbow and said with a smile: "The sharpness of this knife is average, and it cannot release the light of the knife. It is not even as good as the Cang Lan in your hand. Cang Lan has an acceleration, which can amplify the attack power by 50%. At most, the knife was lucky, so it was not cut off by others!"
"Is this the blade of luck..."
Zhao Guanren raised the broken knife in confusion, but the broken look looked extremely sad, so he had no choice but to insert it into the scabbard he picked up casually, and said, "Don't worry about it! If anyone dares to provoke me in the future, I will take this knife." Cut him with a knife, let him have a tetanus, and see his ancestors in two days!"
"Ms. Zhao! Our time is running out..."
Chen Ran raised the watch on his wrist and said: "Twenty-six hours have passed now, and it will take another two hours to reach Yunxi County. Even if we don't sleep all the way back, if there is no battle, it may take more than ten hours." Hours, if we delay any more, we will have to become zombies!"
"Wait! I suddenly realized a problem..."
Zhao Guanren slung the broken knife across his back and said, "Since Marshal Zhao knew that the temple was in Yunxi County, and he said he couldn't find it when he went there, it means that Yunxi County is not a secret, and that the black devil deliberately concealed the address of the temple. Why do you still put the leopard mist map in Shitou Village?"
Qiu Yihan frowned and said, "Are you saying that the black devil is playing tricks and releasing a fake address to lure people there so that he can set up a trap to ambush him?"
"That's right! The Dark Devil is not a fool..."
Zhao Guanren scratched his chin and said, "Even if the leopard mist map can't be destroyed, just find a hole and bury the map. Why use a female ghost guard who is not strong in fighting power, and the female ghost takes off her pants and farts, and jumps out to scare us away, Yunxi The county is clearly a pit!"
"Let me put it this way, isn't it over..."
Lu Datou hugged a tiger-headed shield and said: "Our only hope is in Yunxi County. If we don't go there, where else can we go? Now we turn back and go to the camp. What if Baiming cuts off our heads in a fit of anger? , I think he's messing with you, it's just a way to delay the attack!"
"Bai Ming is so foolish, the point is that I also want to find the monastery, take out the treasure inside and destroy the dead..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the sky and said: "Have you noticed the direction of the lightning? I will tell you that I have been cursed by the black devil. I will be struck by lightning when I use my soul power. The rest are from south to north!"
Gao Jie asked blankly, "What does the temple have to do with lightning?"
"There's something sucking the electricity away, otherwise why would the electronics run out of power..."
Zhao Guanren said, "The situation here is the same as in the dark area. The electricity is sucked away by the Skull Tower, so wherever the lightning goes, the thing that sucks up the electricity is there. I suspect that either the Baiyu Temple or the The nineteenth soul suppression tower!"
Chen Ran said: "Then you can't be struck by lightning a few more times, you will be struck to death before you find the temple!"
"Use your brains! We are modern people who understand science..."
Zhao Guanren took out a Durex from his pocket, tore it open, blew up the condom into a small balloon, and wiped all the lubricating oil on it.
After cleaning, he said: "Which beautiful woman contributes a little bit of broken hair, let's do an electrostatic experiment!"
"Come on, I have long hair..."
Yu Xiaoyu quickly untied the ponytail, cut off a small section with a knife, opened a tissue and put it in the middle.
"Hold it over your head..."
Zhao Guanren rubbed her head with a balloon, and quickly moved it to the top of the paper towel. A piece of broken hair was immediately attracted by the static electricity, but it fell back in the blink of an eye.
"Haha~ Do you see anything..."
Zhao Guanren made several experiments back and forth, but everyone was stunned, only Xu Yarong exclaimed: "I understand, the hair on the right side always falls first, which means that the static electricity on the right side is sucked away first, and the right side is... Northeast!"
"clever!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "The suction device must be in the northeast direction. That's the culprit behind the dark clouds covering the sky, and when the lightning strikes, it's facing due north. We've already gone too far, which further shows that Yunxi County is a pit, and the black devil has played tricks." Everyone!"
"Okay! You really are a genius..."
Gao Jie punched him with a smile, Zhao Guanren deflated the balloon and said: "Next, if we see humans, it will definitely be Baiming's general agent. Baiming can sense your location. As long as her agent is not dead, she will She will definitely be sent to follow us, she doesn't trust me!"
"If you come and kill one, if you can't beat Bai Ming, you can't beat them..."
Gao Jie proudly raised the crossbow, and Zhao Guanren beckoned to the northeast. After walking a certain distance, they did a small experiment. They didn't turn again until the direction of static electricity became due east.
"This is going to run back, the black devil is really a chicken thief..."
Lu Datou wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, while Zhao Guanren said, "Go east along this road, and you will definitely find your target. Let's speed up. If you delay any longer, you will really become a zombie!"
Everyone speeded up and trotted. Now, except for Zhao Guanren, a practice scumbag, everyone else is at the lowest green third class. They can completely transform their soul power into physical strength. It is not a big problem to run non-stop all the way. Even Lu Datou no longer screams tired. up.
"Damn it! This is back to Zhenyuan County..."
Everyone stopped on a small hill one after another, and they could see the burning city from a distance, but they were on their right side. They had to climb over the hill, or they had to go back to the city and take the old road.
"damn it!"
After finishing the experiment, Zhao Guanren scolded: "That old bastard, the black devil, has come up in a completely different direction. We have to keep running eastward. This is really a dung beetle encountering diarrhea—it's a waste of time!"
"Holy shit! I guess I'll have to run across camp..."
Everyone was so depressed that they were dying. The whole day's journey was wasted, so many people died in vain, but they could only follow Zhao Guanren.
But they guessed right, this run was close to the camp at the time of departure, if everyone had not advanced, the legs would have been broken if this continued, even so, they had to rest twice and eat a meal Strength comes after dry food.
"Bai Ming must be wondering why we ran in the opposite direction..."
Gouhuo team walked into the forest where they robbed for the first time. Zhao Guanren held the broken knife and said, "I'm not worried about the eight demon kings, I just worry about bumping into the ass of the demon army. The area behind the camp has not been cleared. It's strange." There must be a lot of weird things!"
"Huh? Why is there a fire at the bottom of the mountain, is there still someone who hasn't left..."
Yu Xiaoyu suddenly raised his hand to signal everyone to stop, Zhao Guanren immediately
Taking out the binoculars, Maoyao ran to the open space on the mountainside, but he was shocked when he raised the binoculars.
The blood flowed like rivers in the camp, but it was not the hands of the demon army. The corpses of the fortress were all over the ground, and he could even recognize it at a glance from the clothes. There were three parties in the melee. Qilin Dabao is besieging the Jiangdong Army.
"Why are you pinching it now, no..."
Zhao Guanren muttered puzzledly. In fact, there were only two of the three parties. The overlord of Jiangdong, the Zheng family, was attacking the Lan family in Chishan Fort. However, the Lan family seemed to have counterattacked. seen.
"Ah~"
A scream suddenly sounded from the camp, and the two women were dragged to the fire, surrounded by a large group of men, who tore their clothes and forced the overlord to bow.
"Damn it! Isn't this Xiaoding, why did Jiangxiu's army arrest him..."
Lu Datou squatted beside Zhao Guanren in surprise. They both knew the two women who were about to be ruined. One was the junior leader of the college, and the other was the new president Zhao Gehu, the female secretary brought from Hongfeng Castle.
"It's worse than my wife and children! Don't touch my woman..."
Suddenly there was a cry of grief and indignation in the woods, only to see that Zhao Lihu was escorted out, his old face was beaten into a pig's head, and nosebleeds flowed all over his chest.
"Haha~"
Wang Yaoyao also came out with Jia Naisha, waved and smiled: "Brothers, we will play later, let's listen to what Chairman Zhao has to say!"
"Crack~"
Jia Naisha stepped forward and slapped Zhao Lihu, grabbing his hair and grinning grinningly, "Stupid pig! Since you want to sneak attack on us, you think you are a bitch Zhao, so hurry up and tell the truth, are you the general agent of Baiming?" ?”
"You are blind, take a good look at the back of my neck..."
Zhao Lihu tilted his head furiously, Jia Naisha took a look and exclaimed: "Sister! The magic lines that Bai Ming gave him are gone, he must belong to another demon king!"
"What?"
Wang Yaoyao quickly stepped up to check, then frowned and said, "Zhao Gang! Whose agent are you? Did you let Bai Ming into the city? As long as you tell the truth, I will let your woman go!"
"Wang Goblin! When are you going to be so stupid..."
Zhao Gehu knelt on the ground and glared at her resentfully, and said: "Except for our Zheng family, only the Lan family can let Bai Ming in Jiangdong Dabao. Bai Ming's general generation is your Lan family, otherwise, why is Lan Qianqiu not in a hurry at all?" , your relative doesn’t even know farts!”
"Stop talking nonsense here..."
Wang Yaoyao said angrily: "Lan Qianqiu is my aunt, how can I not know that she joined Baiming, who are you and why did you sneak attack me, tell me quickly!"
"I'll tell you the truth now..."
Zhao Gecko raised his head and said: "Our backer is the Lord of Darkness, and his right-hand man, Mrs. Blood, has been cooperating with our Red Maple Castle. Baiming is not her opponent. She asked me to stop you from looking for the temple. How dare you?" Are you saying that Lan Qianqiu is not from Bai Ming?"
"Hmph~ That's right! Anyway, everyone is an agent now, but I can only send you to see Hades..."
Wang Yaoyao waved her hand coldly, her men raised their knives and were about to kill Zhao Gecko, but who knew that the gate of the secret realm was knocked open, and a black shadow shot in from the outside quickly...
(I know I was overtime, but I finally made it up in the early morning, and I would like to thank VIP9527 book friend for the reward, thank you for your support!)