Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and Bai Ming's master and servant were still recuperating in the room to heal their injuries. It was far worse than Zhao Guanren expected. Even Goudan had to recuperate for two and a half days, and finally stabilized his cultivation at the third-class red. Withdrew from the Demon King Sequence.
"Take off your red hijab, take off your red trousers..."
Zhao Guanren and Lu Datou leaned on the cart side by side, the two happily hummed a little song and smoked, while Goudan worked tirelessly to pull the cart.
At this time, the sky was blue and white clouds, and the breeze was warm. After two consecutive heavy rains, not only ponds and creeks appeared in the once barren dark world, but also many sprouts appeared in the wilderness, showing signs of recovery.
"Damn! Then..."
Lu Datou lit a big cigar and threw it forward, the dog egg "cracked" and bit it, and sucked it skillfully in the wolf's mouth, and Lu Datou asked again: "Don't you dead people have no memory?" , why can you still remember so many things?"
"Listen to what people say..."
Goudan spewed out two puffs of white smoke from his nose, and said, "There is always someone who can remember some bits and pieces, and when you put them together, you will know what's going on. It's just that everyone is pretending to be stupid, otherwise, why would Baiming care about the relationship between men and women?" It's all a memory imprinted in the soul!"
Lu Datou asked again: "Then why is Bai Ming's personal soldier a ninja? Shouldn't the ninja be Xuan Ye's subordinate?"
"Who said it was a ninja? Bai Ming's personal soldiers are assassins, different types of troops..."
Goudan chewed the cigar and swallowed it, and suddenly turned to the ruins of the ancient battlefield, where the Miehun Knife was found.
The two immediately jumped off the cart, and Zhao Guanren patted Goudan's wolf head and said, "Goudan! You used to be a big devil after all, and your vision must be better than ours. Don't miss out on good things!"
"Actually! I don't understand these..."
Goudan said embarrassingly: "We orcs don't wear armor, we use whatever weapons we have. My ax is just picked up in the arsenal, and the way of cultivation is different from yours. Orcs are born with the ability to absorb soul power. Which one is stronger? Weakness depends on talent!"
Zhao Guanren helped it take off the reins, and asked, "Isn't Qisha also a beastman? Why is she wearing armor?"
"Tch~ What kind of orc is a kitty, she used to be moaning under my stick..."
Goudan curled his lips and said: "Qisha and the others are small animals, and they have been our slaves for generations. Later, a catwoman became a big devil, and took away a group of little orcs to establish their own family, but they are not strong enough and can only rely on equipment. True warriors don't bother to wear armor!"
"Haha~ Then you can't run naked..."
Zhao Guanren led the two of them to the battlefield, but Goudan had never eaten pork, and had always seen pigs running, so he knew more than Zhao Guanren and the others.
Zhao Guanren humbly followed it to study and discuss, and when he found a good treasure, he threw it on the cart, and took the ones he didn't understand with him, and asked Bai Ming to palm him when he went back. After a short while, he collected a large cart of weapons and equipment.
"Eh? Here's a book, what's it written in..."
Lu Datou dug out an ancient book from the pile of corpses. The leather material showed no signs of decay, but it was a pity that it was full of strange ancient texts without even an illustration. He subconsciously handed it to Goudan.
"Ask me? Do you think I can read..."
Goudan snorted angrily, but when he turned his head, his wolf hair stood on end in fright. He only saw a big bald man walking over with a smile on his body, wearing a black special police uniform, but that handsome appearance, wasn't it? Who is Hei Prajna
"Old Hei! I'm tired of being a monk, I'm starting to work as a security guard..."
Zhao Guanren drew out the Soul Extinguishing Knife vigilantly, but Hei Banruo put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "Don't get me wrong! I just wandered around and found a few people by accident. Can I borrow the old yellow book for a look? Help the two translate one or two!"
"No! Unless you trade the baby for..."
Zhao Guanren took the ancient book and stuffed it into his arms, Hei Banruo's eyes twitched immediately, and said: "There is really nothing good about this little monk, and nothing can compare to the treasures here, but I know the whereabouts of a group of female benefactors. Oh, very nice!"
"Is there anyone alive here?"
Zhao Guanren looked at him in surprise, Hei Banruo nodded and said: "Of course! After the gate was closed, many people stayed behind, and the little monk also
It's not that I have to read ancient books, but I just feel that ancient books have survived for thousands of years, and the material is very special. I just want to broaden my horizons! "
"Then you just go to the gate and wait, wait for Bai Ming to leave the gate and watch together..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand impatiently, and Hei Banruo had no choice but to tell the location of the stranded personnel, then turned around and began to search for treasures on the ground.
Zhao Guanren kept staring at him secretly, and when he was almost done searching, he immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "Master Prajna! Give me everything you have, and I'll lend you the book, or I'll burn it down." , no one can see it!"
"Shameless! Brazen..."
Hei Banruo glared at him angrily, but finally handed over more than a dozen treasures, Zhao Guanren then smiled and handed over the ancient book, but Hei Banruo stroked the cover and exclaimed: "Delicate and tough, is this the legendary treasure?" Is the dragon skin not enough?"
"Dragon skin? Are you sure..."
Zhao Guanren approached curiously, and Hei Banruo opened the book a little excitedly, but after flipping through it a few times, he said in astonishment: "Why are there no words? Don't you guys say there are words?"
"you… "
Zhao Guanren looked at him inexplicably. The book was clearly filled with obscure and difficult ancient prose. This guy actually opened his eyes and told nonsense, but he didn't have to tell lies.
"Aren't you blind, isn't there a word on it..."
Lu Datou also came over wondering, Zhao Guanren gave him a hasty wink, pointed to the book cover and said, "Isn't there a few words engraved on the book cover, what is it written in?"
"I...don't recognize..."
Hei Banruo's face turned red, and the words on the book cover seemed to be scalded by something, so Zhao Guanren took back the ancient book and said with contempt: "I really think you are some kind of master, but you are also a half-baked one. Turn around and let me Daughter-in-law, take a look, and tell you when you see the name!"
"Hey~ The things in the secret realm are amazing..."
Hei Banruo sighed and shook his head and walked away, waiting for Zhao Guanren and the others to leave in the cart before he dared to continue the treasure hunt, for fear that Zhao Guanren would be cheated away again.
After Zhao Guanren left, he took out the ancient book, held it up and asked, "Damn! Do you see any words in this book?"
"Where is the word? There is nothing..."
Goudan shook the huge wolf's head, and the two humans looked at each other in shock. Zhao Guanren whispered to Lu Datou: "Dead ghosts can't see the words on the book. I'm afraid only humans can see it. Go back and find some Ancient prose experts come to study and study!"
"It's probably a cultivation of immortals. It takes hundreds of thousands of years to practice. Maybe you have to fast and abstain from sex. You can't even do health care. Why don't you sell it and drag it down..."
"Cultivating immortals! I can go to the sky to sleep with the fairy sister, so awesome that I can't sell it for a big price..."
After the two worthless guys got together, they both decided to put the book up for auction. Anyway, for useless people like the two of them, no matter how awesome a book is, it is like an insurance company's contract when it comes to hand. We know each other, but when we add them together, we become confused.
"There are humans!"
Goudan suddenly raised his wolf head and looked at a dilapidated small mountain village in front of him. From a distance, he saw a group of women wielding hoes and rummaging for something in the farmland. All of them were disheveled, and no man could be seen.
"Haha~ It's cool now..."
Lu Datou patted the wolf's butt excitedly, and when Goudan dragged them into the mountain village, the women immediately yelled in surprise, and all dropped their things and rushed over.
"President Zhao! Help us, take us out..."
Dozens of women swarmed over, all of them were reporters and staff from the various fortresses. Zhao Guanren jumped down and hugged the two little girls, and said with a cheerful smile, "What's going on with you guys? How did it change?" Is it the widow's village?"
"All the men have gone to the monastery, let us stay here and wait..."
A little girl cried and said: "We waited until it rained, and when we got back to the camp, we found that the gate had been opened, and everyone in the camp ran out, ignoring us at all, but Hei Banruo came with people again, and as soon as the zombie touched the gate, It exploded, and then the door automatically closed!"
"Stop crying! I'll be fine when I come..."
Zhao Guanren took it from the cart
Backpack, said: "All of you are starving, share a little food for each person, let's have a good sleep after eating, at most I will open the door and take you out tomorrow or the day after tomorrow!"
"Thank you, President!"
The women jumped up excitedly, sending kisses to him and Lu Datou's face non-stop, a random group of people walked into the village chief's big house, the women were like starving ghosts when they got the food, gobbled it up one by one, The bags were licked clean.
"Oh~ I'm so tired! Hurry up and get some sleep..."
Lu Datou led the two young women to stand up. The scorching sun was in the sky in the afternoon, and everyone knew how to sleep. The two young women walked away with him, and took the bucket and towels.
"President! You should rest early too..."
Dozens of women were all staring at Zhao Guanren, making Zhao Guanren feel like he was surrounded by wolves, but he only held the hands of two long-legged beauties and said with a smile: "Weak water is three thousand, I only take one whoring drink, The rest of the beauties, let's fight again tomorrow!"
"President! Take it easy, a woman's waist, a murderous knife..."
The wives covered their mouths and giggled. Zhao Guanren laughed and led the two beauties directly into the room. The two girls were still a little reluctant to let go, and shyly cleaned and made the bed.
The broken wooden bed was only covered with thick straw. Zhao Guanren had been holding back for several days, and he didn't feel disgusted at all. He picked up the two girls and fell on the broken bed.
The two girls had already tasted enough of the pain of being abandoned. At this time, they were afraid of letting him run away, so they completely let go of their hands and feet as soon as they lay down.
"Ah! Someone..."
A girl suddenly exclaimed, Zhao Guanren turned his head subconsciously, and suddenly saw a white leather shoe, stepped on his face, and pressed it hard against the bed.
"Ah~"
The two girls screamed and fell off the bed, both huddled in the corner and shivering, only to see Bai Ming wearing a small white suit, handsome and cool with his hair combed back, looking down at Zhao Guanren with cold eyes, and asked : "What are you doing, bridal chamber?"
"Are you out of customs? Where did you get the suit..."
Zhao Guanren pouted his buttocks and tilted his head. He didn't expect to be caught by Bai Ming one day, so he could only make amends and said with a smile: "Bai Bai! Don't get me wrong, how can a man's visit to a brothel be considered a bridal chamber? I'm just like a brothel now!"
"I do not like!"
Bai Ming raised his hand with his eyes wide open, and he was about to end up with two little girls. Zhao Guanren was so frightened that he yelled, "Don't move! Today is my birthday. It's fine if you don't prepare a birthday present for me. You can't spend my birthday with me." Do you kill people on your birthday?"
"Today is your birthday? Why didn't you say earlier..."
Bai Ming subconsciously let go of his feet, Zhao Guanren hurriedly waved his hands to let the two girls leave, got up and hugged Bai Ming with a smile: "You don't know your birthday, right? My birthday will be your birthday from now on. Marry a chicken as you like." , marry a dog and follow the dog, right! How old are you?"
"I don't know! It's been about three hundred years since I can remember..."
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren pinched her shoulder and coughed fiercely, and said dumbfoundedly: "Sister! You have taken advantage of it. When you were born, my eighteenth generation ancestors were still fresh meat, but what are you doing dressed like this? You wear white in the bridal chamber." Ominous!"
"I don't have time to accompany you in the bridal chamber..."
Bai Ming said: "My magic lines are burning, this is Yongye forcing me to go back, if I can't go back to my life within two days, I will explode and die, and Yongye is so urgent, there must be something big happening, I have to leave the secret realm immediately!"
As soon as Bai Ming finished speaking, he grabbed his hair, and Zhao Guanren yelled angrily, "You just leave, what are you doing by pulling my hair, I don't want to lose face?"
"Hmph~ This is what happens when you visit a brothel..."
Baiming broke through the roof with a "bang" and jumped out. At the same time, there was a scream from the next door. Xiuxiu also grabbed Lu Da's head and jumped out, cursing angrily: "You dare to take a concubine without my permission. Even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, it won’t work!”
"Sand Sculpture! Finding a dead female corpse as a wife, you know how powerful it is..."
Goudan ran out of the house contemptuously, and quickly got under the cart to hide.