"The kun is so big! It can't be stewed in one pot, and the wolf is so big! It needs two grills..."
Lu Datou walked down the road dejectedly, surrounded by dog eggs with a smell of barbecue, and behind him were more than 3,000 human beings. Driven by hundreds of little purple-eyed devil kings, they followed a convoy in a daze and left collectively. Wetland Park.
"husband!"
Rotten Butt held Lu Da's head, and said suspiciously: "What did Brother Ren say to Qing Ming? Why did Qing Ming's attitude suddenly change?"
"Don't call me husband, the bad luck started when you slept with your rotten ass..."
Lu Datou said with a gloomy face: "Except for the deaf-mute, as long as someone is willing to listen to my boss, he can bring the dead back to life. Qingming beat him naked before, but left him alone. Fate, this proves that the little bitch has been tricked!"
"Then shall we continue to scold Brother Ren? I have no words to curse him every day..."
Rotten Butt squeezed his arms tightly into his arms, but Lu Datou said in a low voice: "Of course you have to scold! Don't let other people know, anyway, if you do bad things, you will be blamed on the boss. The more people hate him, the more you hate him." Well, I'll tell you why when I'm free!"
"Zhao Guanren! You bastard who suffered a thousand knives. If it wasn't for you, why would you be so miserable..."
Goudan raised his head and cursed directly, and the others followed suit, some complained, some sincerely hated, anyway, he hated if he cursed or not, this is Zhao Guanren who has been struggling for more than half a month and can unlock it abruptly s reason.
at this time!
Zhao Guanren was sitting in the nanny car in front of him, Qing Ming sat opposite him with a cold face, Wang Yaoyao and Zhou Xin knelt beside her, one rubbed her legs and massaged her, the other held the wine plate and fruit, the two girls sat Serve her like Lafayette.
"Look! Now you understand what the word is..."
Zhao Guanren threw the Wordless Book to Qing Ming. He had added a few strokes on the cover with a marker pen, and traced a dozen lines of words on the first page. He directly turned the Wordless Book into a written book.
"Soul Devouring Forbidden Art! This is a very ancient technique, which is very different from what we practice..."
Qingming turned the pages of the book with a serious face, Zhou Xin secretly raised her head and took a look, and she was immediately scolded by her staring eyes: "What are you looking at? Is this something you can read? Get out of here and stay there!"
"Yes! Master..."
Zhou Xin got up in a panic and stopped the nanny car, and quickly ran off with Wang Yaoyao, closed the door and the motorcade started again.
"You should take my word for it now..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said, "The last few pages that are missing are the Great Corpse Transformation Technique, which records the secret of Yong Ye becoming a demon, so he never spreads the Great Corpse Transformation Technique, and there is also a short story, the blue and white twin snakes , It’s the story between you and Bai Ming!”
Qingming was shocked and said: "The green and white twin snakes? Could it be that we are beast races, that's impossible!"
"This is just a metaphor. A woman's waist is a knife that kills people, and the waist of a water snake is a knife that kills a knife..."
Zhao Guanren said nonsense: "Hundreds of years ago, you and Bai Ming were both stunning beauties. You used your good martial arts to eliminate violence and peace, so the bad guys slandered you as snake spirits. In fact, you are both human beings. Bai Ming's real name is Bai... Qian , and your name is Qin Biqing!"
"Qin Biqing?"
Qingming said a little excitedly: "No wonder I like blue things, so my name is Qin Biqing, this name sounds nice, then why did we become a dead clan, and even become Yong Ye's minions, and Bai Ming Is it really a woman?"
"I'll show you something..."
Zhao Guanren picked up his backpack, took out a red apron from the inner lining, unfolded it and held it in front of Qingming with a smile: "You should understand when you see this.
Forget it, this is Bai Ming's apron, I took it off her body on the night of the bridal chamber with my own hands! "
Qing Ming pulled it over and exclaimed: "My God! Why is it exactly the same as my bellyband? Is she really my sister?"
"It can be fake, otherwise you wouldn't have the same bellyband..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be deep and said: "I don't know what misunderstanding you have with Baiming, but Baiming definitely has you in her heart, but she has never dared to reveal it. After all, you were good sisters before your lifetime. If you are together again in this life, You and her will definitely be killed by Yong Ye!"
"Um!"
Qing Ming took a deep breath on the bellyband, and said with a complex expression: "This is the smell of Bai Ming's body. I remember it very clearly. I really didn't expect her to be a woman, but what happened to her before I was alive, you quickly tell me!"
"Eight million is just for one person, you should have heard the legend..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "Yong Ye is this person. Before he became a demon, he was a great master of the country. Eight million people protected him to destroy the Lord of Darkness. After he got the Soul Suppression Tower, he turned into a demon himself. You two The female hero was also turned into a corpse by him, and became his big puppet!"
"I see!"
Qingming said angrily: "I said that we will not have the same appearance for no reason, and Yong Ye deliberately created our conflicts, but if you tell my sister the secret of Kaita, it is equivalent to telling Yong Ye, Yong Ye can learn all her secrets with the soul search technique!"
"Knowing that he can't drive..."
Zhao Guanren got up and sat beside her, put his arms around her and smiled, "Brother-in-law told you that a tower guard must have three conditions, love, justice and courage. Even if Yong Ye finds such a person, the other party will not be able to help him open Ta, like me, get it?"
"Brother-in-law! I didn't expect you to be such a great person..."
Qingming hugged him by the waist and said: "No wonder my sister chooses you as her husband, then let's not open the bone altar, we will be a family from now on, my sister-in-law can't let you take risks anymore, otherwise I will My sister has to be a widow!"
"Hey~ You have a conscience..."
Zhao Guanren touched her soft and boneless waist, and asked, "Qingqing! What is the altar of white bones? Why does Xue Ji guard that ghostly place?"
"It's actually a coffin, where the bones of the old black devil are stored..."
Qingming raised his head and said: "The old black devil was crushed back then, his soul was torn into eighteen pieces, but there are still bits and pieces of bones and close-fitting things that his dead soldiers stuffed into the bone altar, hoping to have One day he can be resurrected from the dead, but he was also suppressed by a force!"
"No way!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "Blood Princess obviously wants to establish herself as a king and bring the old black devil back to life. Isn't she going to find a father for herself? She can't keep her mouth open and break the coffin. There must be something she wants inside! "
"That's right! What she wants must be a baby, and we want it too..."
Qing Ming said: "The altar was blown out from the Soul Suppression Tower, and it also has the key to the secret realm. We sent people to get the altar back, but they were ambushed by the Black Demons, but Xue Ji couldn't open it either. Altar, that's why Si Ming asked me to take you there to have a try!"
"Si Ming is the head of the Eighteen Demon Kings..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, Qingming nodded and said: "Yes! He has been guarding the west, and he was transferred back this time to fight against the Dark Demons. I'm afraid Xue Ji is looking for you, after all, you and Zhang Xinyue They are old friends, they will definitely let you help!"
"Armageddon next month, but I can't say no..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her and said, "My second wife is in Qisha's hands, Xue Ji wants to use Qisha first, if I don't help, they will definitely kill Zhou Miao
, unless... you rescue Zhou Miao, our family hides and sits on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, let them kill you to the death! "
"It's easy! That little slut, Qi Sha, saw me, and only called me for the sake of calling me..."
Qing Ming touched his face and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law! You are the successor of Baiyu Academy, and all the treasures are in your hands. Tell the truth to my sister-in-law, are you sure to defeat Yong Ye or Xue Ji? Being controlled by Yong Ye is not an option either!"
Zhao Guanren patted her butt and smiled, "It's just a matter of time. After I digest the treasure of Baiyu Academy, I will ask Yong Ye to call him Dad!"
"Time you. Mom! You don't have the ability to pretend to be an uncle..."
Qingming suddenly knocked him to the ground with a punch, stood up and stepped on his chest hard, scolded with staring eyes: "You liar full of lies, Bai Qian, Qin Biqing, you pretend I haven't seen "Ten Miles of Peach Blossom" , I just watch TV dramas when I have nothing to do, I am a year-round gold member!"
"You little bitch..."
Zhao Guanren scolded angrily: "You turn your face before I finish speaking. "The Legend of the White Snake" was adapted from your sisters. It is a story that has been passed down thousands of years ago, and there are many people with the same name and surname. What kind of shit? TV series!"
"How dare you make it up, look at what is embroidered on it..."
Qing Ming slammed the bellyband on his face, and said angrily: "This is the bellyband embroidered by my mother herself. There is a blue character and a white character embroidered on it. You think they look the same as sisters. My mother was not like that before." This face, idiot!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren raised his bellyband in a daze, and the two mandarin ducks were indeed embroidered with the word "Qingbai", but he quickly realized it, and said in shock: "Damn it! It can't be so bloody, you fell in love with Bai Ming, Bai Ming abandoned you, and then you turned love into hatred?"
"Get out!"
Qingming roared in horror, and only heard a "boom", the car door and Zhao Guanren were blown out at the same time, and Zhao Guanren fell to the side of the road eating shit and gnawed a mouthful of mud.
"Boss! What's going on..."
Lu Datou and the others all ran out in shock. Zhao Guanren raised his head and spat out a few mouthfuls of mud, crying in mourning, "I couldn't believe my instincts, so I changed the script temporarily, but the real script turned out to be more bloody than I thought. This time It's a widow's dead son—totally hopeless!"
"Go to the pit!"
Qingming yelled again in the car, and the convoy suddenly stopped beside a wasteland, and the ground trembled violently in the blink of an eye.
A few minutes later, the ground collapsed, revealing a huge black hole, followed by a roar of "嗤", a huge giant corpse crawled out of the hole, staring at a pair of ferocious purple fire eyes, like an iron tower Standing proudly in the wilderness.
"All go to the pit, don't dawdle..."
The little demon kings began to drive away the humans, and thousands of people moved forward, crying for their fathers and mothers. Lu Datou said in panic: "Boss! This is going to be serious. If it doesn't work, you can run away alone and find a way to save us later." , it's better than destroying the group!"
"Why run! I haven't run out of tricks yet, let's see who can have the last laugh..."
Zhao Guanren strode forward. Although he could escape 500 meters in a second with the help of a chicken, he managed to regain his masculinity. Without the feeling of raising his head, he was completely useless.
The rotten butt held Lu Da's head and tremblingly said: "Brother! You... Have you walked through the corpse path? If you don't go in, you will turn us into zombies?"
"huh~"
Lu Datou snorted coldly: "What's so great about the corpse path, isn't it just rubbing some chili oil on it, and it's the same as calling Dad when you go to the end! Let's go!"