"Boom boom boom..."
A huge eight-armed warrior stepped into the foggy area. The height of more than 30 meters was like a troll, making the red ghosts around him as small as dwarfs. It's a pity that the big head is trampled underfoot.
Qingming was dressed in a black armor, black robe and black knife, and she folded her arms and ignored the vast land of the black death. Her long black hair fluttered in the wind behind her head, and a cold and stern aura made the monsters tear their hearts apart. She was a Queen, a killing queen who sharpens her knives.
"She stands so high, isn't she afraid of being snooped..."
Lu Datou shared a dead horse with his rotten buttocks in his arms, and Zhao Guanren rode beside him on a dog egg, muttering to himself while chewing on a big chicken leg: "Women who are broken in love are like this. Only the old lady is the loneliest in the whole world. Why don't you stand tall?" She looks sad, how can I let Bai Ming know that she has changed her look!"
"Haha~ You are really a friend of women..."
Rotten Butt smiled and said: "As long as you are a mother, no matter whether you are dead or alive, you have nothing to hide from you, and you can always simplify complicated things. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. A great demon king is actually trapped by love!"
"Seven emotions and six desires! As long as it is an intelligent creature, there must be one..."
Zhao Guanren stuffed the chicken bone into Goudan's mouth, and said with a smile: "Even for a pure-hearted and ascetic cultivator, wanting to become a fairy is still a desire. Qing Ming has been entangled with Bai Ming for hundreds of years, and it has become an obsession. , When did she commit suicide, when will she really let go!"
"It's going to be gay..."
Lu Datou gloated and shook his head, but they walked for more than two hours and reached the middle of the day without seeing the enemy even though it was raining lightly.
"Owner!"
Wang Yaoyao rode a dead horse alone, put a shield on his head to keep out the rain, and asked, "Didn't you say that there will be a big battle? Why can't you even see a black devil? Even if Xue Ji let you go on purpose Coffin, why should we send some people to put on a show?"
"I guess there will be a while, I haven't seen Jin Yanei yet..."
Zhao Guanren was lazily smoking a cigarette, but before he finished his words, he saw more than a dozen black lights shooting over from the front at extreme speed, stepping on the heads of the red ghosts and jumping into an open space, the entire army stopped along with him. .
"Hey~Brother Wanyou! Long time no see, don't come here without any problems..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand with a smile. It was Jin Ya Nei who came. He was still wearing that flamboyant golden armor with a dozen blue-armored female guards, but he had turned into a burly and handsome man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He looks a bit like Huang Xiaoming.
"Zhao Guanren!!!"
Jin Yanei's eyes suddenly blazed with white flames, and he pulled out the golden knife in his waist with a "bass", kicked his feet, and shot at Zhao Guanren with great momentum. The knife even exploded with a light of more than ten meters long.
"stop!"
Qing Ming immediately jumped down to block Jin Ya Nei, who immediately pointed a knife at Zhao Guanren and said angrily, "Ming Ming, get out of the way! I won't kill him today, but if he broke my arm, I will chop him off too. Only one hand, otherwise how can I relieve the hatred in my heart!"
"Haha~ Didn't you catch this hand, it looks pretty..."
Zhao Guanren jumped off the black wolf with a smile. Jin Yanei obviously took another hand. The size of the two hands is different, and there is a dragon scale wristband missing on the left arm, and a brass wristband is used to fill the number. .
"He's human..."
Qing Ming pushed Jin Ya Nei away and said: "If you chop off his hand, he will probably die. How can you help us open the coffin after he dies? Just bear with it!"
"How can I bear the hatred of a broken arm..."
Jin Yanei yelled again: "My surname is Zhao! If you have the guts, accept my challenge. I will not bully you. I will only fight you with one hand. If you can make me move a step, I will lose. How about it?"
"Okay! But
We've got to gamble on the lottery..."
Zhao Guanren stepped forward and said with a smile: "You female guards are also human. If you lose, untie their magic patterns and make them my war slaves. You have to let Qingming kiss me. I'm going to lose." Just cut off your own arm, and call you big brother again, how about it?"
"Okay! That's what you said..."
Jin Ya Nei threw the knife to Qing Ming suddenly, and with a wave of his hand, he untied the magic patterns of the female guards, but Qing Ming said angrily: "What's so good? Why do you bet on me? Who am I? ?”
"Tsk tsk~"
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said sarcastically: "Just in case! I thought Qing Ming was your unmarried daughter-in-law, but you are no fart in the eyes of others. What kind of man are you? I won't fight this fight. You are not worthy of being my opponent at all." !"
"Qingming is my daughter-in-law, and the master agrees that she will marry me..."
Jin Ya Nei glared at him angrily, then turned his head and hugged Qing Ming with a smile and said with an apologetic smile: "It's so good! You are still afraid that my husband will lose, I can beat him with one hand. How about we eat together?"
"He has more tricks than you. He is not afraid of losing if he dares to fight. I don't agree..."
Qingming broke away from his hand and took two steps back, Zhao Guanren immediately said with a smirk: "Qingqing! Sure enough, you understand me. My brother didn't hurt you for nothing that night on the boat. Don't blame me for saying it. Anyway, you dead people also understand me. If you don't have a cuckold, let's meet again when we have time!"
"What did you do with him that night on the boat..."
Jin Yanei stared and shouted, but Zhao Guanren shrugged again and said: "Isn't it just about the matter between men and women, undressing, exchanging saliva, but your daughter-in-law is so energetic, I was almost deaf when you screamed. Still pretending to be me, don't! Don't do this!"
"..."
The whole scene was suddenly silent, everyone's eyes widened, and they all looked at him like a lunatic, including the eight-armed warrior who was secretly moving back, covering his ears with all eight arms, as if I didn't care about anything. It looks like I didn't hear it.
"Qingming! Is what he said true? Did you cuckold me..."
Jin Yanei was so angry that black smoke was rising from his head, he grabbed Qing Ming's arm and yelled angrily, and Qing Ming's face was also distorted in anger, and he scolded through gritted teeth: "Zhao Guanren! Do you want to die? When will I tell you?" Did you do that?"
"Yo yo~ Dare to do it or not to be it..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said contemptuously: "I'm a straight person, I always say something, but do you dare to say that you didn't drink my saliva, did you dare to say that you didn't take off your clothes? You also shaved your armpit hair like a human being, and you have a small black mole on your chest. Such a beautiful night, I will never forget it!"
"Chop off his hand! Chop off his hand..."
Qing Ming roared hysterically, and Jin Ya Nei also roared and raised his fist, but Zhao Guanren shouted loudly: "It's agreed not to move, you will lose if you move!"
"I lost to your mother..."
Jin Yanei stopped suddenly and was about to punch, Zhao Guanren suddenly knelt down like lightning, said in a very low voice, brother, forgive me, and then rolled forward.
This looked like a clumsy forward roll to others, but Jin Yanei was stunned suddenly, and Zhao Guanren also rolled in front of him and exclaimed, "Watch out from behind, someone is sneaking up!"
"where?"
"Fire escape! Chrysanthemum killing technique..."
Zhao Guanren let out a sinister grin, and thrust forward with both fingers together, only to hear Jin Ya Nei yell "Oh", and then he was blown into the sky with a "bang", his butt was on fire, smoke was coming out of his mouth, In the blink of an eye, it flew over the head of the eight-armed warrior.
"What bird?"
"Firebird! Your ass is on fire..."
The eight-armed warlord raised his head inexplicably, and the two big heads of the same body asked and answered, but the harpy in the air was startled, thinking it was a sneak attack by a new breed of enemy, so scared that he slammed away. big
piece.
"Thunder Dungeon! The Art of Heavenly Thunder..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to pinch his fingerprints, and pointed his stinky two fingers towards the sky. The rain clouds covering the sky were worrying that there was no place to release energy. Jin Ya Nei, who was in armor, flew high into the sky, and two lightning bolts broke through the clouds immediately with a "click" , one after another split on his body.
"Ah~"
Jin Ya Nei let out a shrill scream, and the thunder and lightning split him into a big ball of fire, almost blinding everyone's eyes, and then they all opened their mouths wide, watching the charcoal-baked Jin Ya Nei fall from the sky, "Plop" He fell to the ground with a bang and died.
"Owner!"
The blue-armored female guards finally came to their senses, but Zhao Guanren rushed over and hugged one of them, and said with a lewd smile: "Don't move! I am your master now, young lady, do you remember me, I knocked you back then O head, come! Get down on your knees and call Master!"
"Lord Qing Ming!"
The female guard looked at Qing Ming anxiously, and Qing Ming had just recovered from the shock, and hurriedly waved someone to bring Jin Ya Nei over.
Seeing that this guy is not only in a coma, but also his whole body has been chopped, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. With a handful of cumin, it is a roast meat that is half-cooked. The greedy corpse soldiers wiped their saliva again and again.
"Degraded! He is useless..."
A little demon king took two steps forward in horror. Jin Ya Nei's eyelids were already scorched, and the ghost fire in his eyes turned lavender. This was clearly a serious injury to his natal fire. Possibility of becoming the Great Demon King.
"How did this happen? Why didn't his armor work..."
Qing Ming kicked the hard Jin Ya Nei, but his armor was intact.
"Report to my lord!"
A female guard clasped her fists and said, "Wan You is so happy. He didn't listen to our advice. He went deep into the enemy's line without waiting for the rendezvous. He was ambushed by the Black Demons. The armor's firepower was exhausted, and the guards were all wiped out. He escaped!"
"Fool! What a waste of such a good talent..."
Qing Ming kicked Wanyou's head in shock, and Jin Ya Nei came back to life, and yelled something weakly, but Qing Ming stuck his claws into his sky cap, and said angrily: "You trash still has face! Help, let me die!"
"Wow~"
Qing Ming tore off his sky cap, and at the same time as the corpse's blood and brains splashed, a ball of purple fire floated out of it. Qing Ming immediately opened his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp, finally revealing the real bloodthirsty side of the Great Demon King.
"Woo~"
Tens of thousands of dead clansmen let out a low growl, all knelt down on the ground to worship Qing Ming, and Qing Ming stood up after a while, wiped his hands on the face of a female guard, expressionless Looking at Zhao Guanren.
"Now you know how good I am to you..."
Zhao Guanren put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "I could kill you that night on the lake, but I always thought you were Bai Ming's lover, so I didn't kill you. After all, I love Wu and Wu. Since Bai Ming was wearing your embroidered apron, There must be a corner in my heart that belongs to you!"
"So what? I don't care..."
Qing Ming turned away with a cold face, and the female guards stood up in a daze, but Zhao Guanren said: "What are you looking at, Wan You is dead, you are my people now, why don't you come here and call your master!"
"The servant has seen the master!"
The thirteen female guards hurriedly knelt down and fell deeply on the ground. Lu Datou immediately rubbed his hands excitedly and laughed, "Haha~ This is the thirteen beauties of the deceased family. Now there is no shortage of mounts. Get up quickly and let Grandpa see your figure!"
"I also want… "
Goudan suddenly ran over to hold down the two girls, the two strongest Zi Erqi, and said with a smile: "After I molt and become a real orc, I can sleep with them too, and I will give these two to you." me!"
"Damn! You obviously want to eat soft food..."