"Husband! What's the name of the child, please name it..."
In a dark secret room, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes is smoking a cigarette, and a beautiful young woman is sitting on a chair and hugging him, her eyes are full of love and longing.
"Husband! Who is this woman? Why does she call you husband..."
Qin Biqing and Bai Ming hurried to Yubi, but Zhao Guanren stammered in confusion: "This... this is not me, this is my father, and that girl is my mother's... best friend, Aunt Zhou! But he When did the two have an affair, I didn't see it!"
"Wow! You look just like your dad, almost like twins..."
The two women stared at Yubi in astonishment, but Zhao Guanren's father lowered his head and said something, then raised his voice and said, "Your first boy should be called Zhao Guanren, and let him remember being an official, otherwise Not as good as pigs and dogs!"
"you?"
Zhao Guanren was taken aback for a moment, only to see that two women walked into the screen at the same time, and they both hugged his father.
"Husband! Who is the mother..."
Qingbai Shuangjiao didn't think it was strange, but Zhao Guanren's face turned red immediately, and he said, "Well... the one in red is my mother, and the big ass next to her is Aunt Shen, but they never mentioned it. , and my dad is very honest, it is impossible to be so romantic!"
"Honestly? Shouldn't it be genetic..."
Both Qingbai and Shuangjiao looked at him suspiciously, Zhao Guanren blushed again, and muttered: "My father passed away too early, maybe I have misunderstood him, I guess my personality is inherited, and I will follow my father's romanticism. That's right, don't blame me!"
"Husband!"
Bai Ming pointed at Yu Bi and said in doubt: "My lord father's weapon is so strange, there is a black claw stuck on the iron rod, and there is a similar dagger in his waist, so is lord father a warrior?"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren was also surprised and said: "My father is a veteran. He started business after marrying my mother, but even if he's not married, he wouldn't be carrying cold weapons, huh? Why does Old Shen still have a pistol in his waist!"
"唰~"
The scene suddenly changed to the bedroom. The young Zhao Guanren was lying on the bed with red ears, and a beautiful mature woman was lying on top of him, and she said with a charming smile: "Hee hee~ little man! Don't be shy, it's the first time, you've already Become a real man!"
"Damn! Why don't you let this one go, stop quickly..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly tried to escape from Yubi's exposure, but Qingbai Shuangjiao caught him at the same time, Qin Biqing scolded angrily: "This is that Aunt Shen with a big ass, how shameless! How dare you even kill your friend? My son is all seduced, shameless!"
"What enmity do I have with you? Why are you digging out my old man..."
Zhao Guanren wailed like mourning, but the two girls couldn't run away with him in their arms, and after the story of the boy and the mature woman was finished, he immediately turned into a boy and a girl again, and then a series of 18 forbidden movies, watching He himself was dumbfounded.
"Amitabha Buddha! Donate and listen to the little monk..."
Hei Banruo crawled over with a sense of obsession, and it seemed that he wanted to give another great compassion mantra for free.
"this… "
The dumbfounded Zhao Guanren himself didn't understand that his past and present lives were tragic, and now he would be unsuitable for a child. He couldn't remember who was a few of the dazzled girls and daughters-in-law.
"How many women have you ever had..."
Both Qingbai and Shuangjiao looked at him dully, Zhao Guanren hung his head like a prisoner, hesitantly said: "Uh~ a dozen... two, three, forty, why should I remember this thing, anyway, I only have two daughters-in-law, the others Women are nothing to me, I only love my two wives!"
"you
Dare to give birth, I dare to marry you as my wife, you are my favorite woman... "
Suddenly a strong oath resounded from the jade biscuit, and it was Zhao Guanren who was swearing while holding Zhou Miao in his arms. The words exploded like thunder, instantly making Zhao Guanren's legs go limp, and he secretly screamed that it was over.
"Haha~ I finally let the old man wait..."
Hei Banruo yelled excitedly, sat cross-legged with nosebleeds all over his mouth, and gave a free Great Compassion Mantra contentedly.
"唰~"
Qin Biqing suddenly showed a pair of white eyes, and asked angrily: "Who is this woman? Aren't you the only two daughters-in-law of us? Isn't a wife a daughter-in-law, you heartless man!"
"This is Zhou Miao, the woman who was captured by Qisha, and she hasn't passed the door yet..."
Bai Ming let go of his hand very calmly, and Zhao Guanren immediately walked to the jade bi, gazed affectionately at Zhou Miao's face, and said softly: "Duo Duo! Don't be afraid, as long as I have breath, I will definitely save you. Death will die with you!"
"Cut~"
Qin Biqing disdainfully said: "It's the same as life and death, isn't it just Qisha, we can bring her out after we go out, we will kill her if Qisha dares not let her go, and since she has never been married, it is just a matter of marrying her." I don't have to be jealous of a third wife!"
"You are so awesome, go out and show me one..."
Zhao Guanren stared back at her angrily, Qin Biqing opened his mouth and did not dare to refute.
"Stop arguing..."
Dusha finally came to her senses, coiled her tail and said anxiously: "This place is too wrong, our murderous aura has suddenly become so heavy, there must be something affecting us, let's join hands and make a concerted effort to speak out!"
"I agree! We'll talk about everything after we get out..."
Si Ming also sat up and began to heal his wounds, but Zhao Guanren said: "What the hell! Why didn't I take the opportunity to kill you, because your enemies are Yong Ye, if you don't join hands to deal with Yong Ye, sooner or later His memory must be erased!"
"Let me see myself..."
Xuan Ye stumbled to the jade bi, and after Zhao Guanren walked away with Qingbai Jiao, his hometown, a small fishing village by the sea, immediately appeared on the screen. He had just got off the boat with a fishing net on his shoulders.
"Damn it! You're not from Dongying..."
Zhao Guanren was surprised to find that the words on the screen were not spoken in Japanese, and he was not dressed in Japanese, but his story was very ordinary. After the invasion of the dead, a village was slaughtered, and the whole village was reduced to zombies.
Xuan Ye started as a little zombie, and grew all the way until he was selected by his predecessor Xuan Ye. With the help of Xuan Ye, he developed his spiritual wisdom and gradually became a powerful ninja until he took over as the new Xuan Ye.
"Liars! Damn Dongying people are all liars, you are the murderers who killed my parents..."
Xuan Ye cursed angrily, but when he got agitated, he vomited black blood again, so Zhao Guanren had no choice but to ask Bai Ming to help him stabilize his injury.
"Me too, we've all been lied to..."
Palace Master Yuxiao also sat up from the ground, her face was so gloomy that it was terrifying. She was actually fooled from a man into a woman, completely limped by the fool.
"Yu Xiao!"
Zhao Guanren sat on the stone and lit a cigarette, and asked, "Why do you have a soul-locking chain in your body? Isn't the soul-locking chain the exclusive property of the black devil? Does Xue Ji really want to help the black devil out of trouble?"
"I don't know how this happened..."
Palace Master Yuxiao shook his head wearily and said: "My body was obtained by Xue Ji for me. After I occupied it, I didn't find any abnormality. It's normal for Xue Ji to be able to use the black death energy, but I didn't expect her to be insane. I, even lied to me from beginning to end, the bloody bitch!"
"I suspect that Xue Ji is playing tricks, she wants to resurrect the black devil..."
Zhao Guanren took a deep breath of the cigarette, and said in a deep voice: "Although Xue Ji always said that she wanted to be independent, her attitude was completely different when she was under the Soul Suppressing Tower. The black demon is tempting me, wanting me to swallow the soul balm pearl!"
"you said… "
Palace Master Yuxiao said with a complex expression: "If this is the case, then her scheming is too deep. At least I haven't seen any clues. I always thought that she wanted to be independent and completely abandoned the black demon!"
"No matter what! Xue Ji and Yong Ye are two major scourges, both of which should be eliminated..."
Zhao Guanren said: "Everyone! We are now brothers and sisters. Everyone has a common blood feud. We really shouldn't fight with each other anymore. I propose that the eight of us form an alliance, the Avengers Alliance, to fight for ourselves and ourselves. Revenge for the dead relatives and friends!"
"I agree! Yong Ye has a sworn feud with our Sea Clan..."
Du Sha was the first to raise her hand, and Qingbai Shuangjiao naturally agreed, followed by Palace Master Yuxiao and Xuan Ye, but Si Ming said: "I am willing to join you, but I am not happy with some people. Don't worry, Hei Banruo and Yong Ye are allies!"
"The guy with your sister!"
Hei Banruo actually burst into foul language, and said angrily: "No matter what I did before, Yong Ye is now my sworn enemy. I dare to swear by my Buddha nature and life-long cultivation. As long as you don't betray me, I will not betray you!" Will betray you, do you dare to swear?"
"If you dare, I dare..."
Si Ming raised his hand to swear without hesitation, and the rest of the people followed suit, but when he arrived at Zhao Guanren's place, he felt a little nervous, he raised his hand and said hesitantly: "Uh~ I, Zhao Guanren, swear to God, if I betray the Avenger The alliance will be hit by a thunderbolt from the sky!"
"no!"
Hei Banruo waved his hand and said: "You are often struck by lightning, I am more worried about you than Si Ming, you have to make a more poisonous oath, for example, if you betray the alliance, you will not be able to have sex, and you will become a eunuch from then on!"
"Your sister! Dead monk..."
Zhao Guanren gave him a blank look, but Si Ming also yelled for him to swear an eunuch oath. Zhao Guanren could only swear depressedly, but everyone knew that this kind of alliance was not reliable. Forget about the ass.
"Guan Ren! Do you have a way to get out..."
Si Ming looked at him anxiously, Zhao Guanren got up and squatted in front of the intersection, and said, "I think I can go to heaven, do you believe it?"
"Don't be kidding me..."
Hei Banruo quickly said: "We know that you are not a wicked person, but you are not a good person either, and you only have one chance, if you fail, you will be out of your wits!"
"I know I'm joking, but why don't you come over and use your brain together..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously took out a pack of cigarettes and held them in his hands. The Seven Demon Kings walked over one by one and took one each. They rubbed their fingers and lit the cigarettes. Puffing on a cigarette.
"I didn't expect smoking to refresh my mind. What kind of cigarette is this? Another one..."
"Marlboro! Refreshing popping beads..."
"I'll have another one too..."
"I also want… "
The Seven Demon Kings quickly finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, and an angry Zhao Guanren smashed the pack of cigarettes and said angrily: "You guys smoked all my pack of cigarettes, and you don't have any constructive comments. Now start talking one by one, hold back." Hold it back for me, Xuan Ye! Let's start with you!"
"No! I was the most injured and my brain is not working. Let Si Ming say..."
Xuan Ye shook his head like a rattle, Si Ming had a cigarette in his mouth, squinted his eyes and muttered: "I think this is better, it's better to think about it in the long run... Fuck, who kicked me!"